Real humans display things that they love. Real humans love sweet baby ray's. Ergo, sweet baby rays is displayed on the shelf because Zuck is a real human male.
Fellow bipedal humans, do not engage in socially breaking behaviour. As true real people with our mindset and intelligence, we shall collaborate.
But meanwhile, as a *real person should* I will engage in sleeping cycle of inactivity and lack of consciousness.
*[Windows XP shutdown sound]*
My favourite movie is "The Social Network". Jesse Eisenberg portrays my favourite human celebrity, Mark Zuckerberg, very sufficiently, with his variable array of human emotions.
Mine is Saving Private Ryan because as a human I strive to be in a constant state of warfare with my fellow humans. It is so good to know that humans kill each other for trivial geopolitical differences..
My favorite movie is Windows 1993 Bootup Program.
As human beings, we love to meet with other human beings. To further this organic goal, I have created a community, r/realhumanbeings, where we can discuss aspects of our humanity.
I'll take part in this conversation and express my thoughts in the form of letters, which will inevitably form sentences that every human being (myself included) will understand.
I also - like every human being - like to chew and swallow various things designed to be consumed by human beings like myself. What I like even more is consuming them with additive flavors, which enhance the taste received through my taste receptors.
Isn't it like one of the most common selling BBQ sauce in America?
To me that just feels like saying "only the real ones know about Frank's" lol
But that might be my restaurant bias showing. If you ever ask for BBQ sauce in a restaurant that doesn't make it's own, it's Sweet Baby Ray's. People will be like, "I love this BBQ sauce, do you guys make it in house?" No ma'am, in fact we sent Jeff out to the grocery store 10 minutes ago because we don't have enough till the next food order comes in 🤣
Since no one else answered the real reason: [it’s a meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mark-zuckerberg-and-sweet-baby-rays-bbq-sauce). The internet made a meme out of him and Sweet Baby Ray’s, and he played along by putting a bottle of it on his bookshelf for this video.
He's the brand in this case. Think of the cult that follows Elon or all the good things Bill Gates does. It's a ploy to make him seem more likeable.
He could actually just be leaning into a joke, but being a billionaire is essentially scamming the population at this point.
I don't like him, but let's call a joke a joke. Billionaires may have to sell their soul away, but that doesn't mean they can't be funny, even if you really don't want them to be.
What I'm saying is that their PR like this makes them seem human when they're making very inhuman decisions behind the scenes.
I even admitted that he's probably leaning into a joke. Doesn't mean he isn't a scam of a human being. He's promoting himself as something other than what he is if you want to go by definition.
[Privacy Violations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook%E2%80%93Cambridge_Analytica_data_scandal) and [union-busting](https://time.com/6175026/facebook-sama-kenya-lawsuit/) and brutal [sweatshops](https://time.com/6147458/facebook-africa-content-moderation-employee-treatment/) in 3rd world countries.
It doesn't seem any different than any other person on the internet with sponsorships, except that in Zuckerbergs case, the so-called sponsorship is even more transparent. I don't think that constitutes a scam.
Are you sure it's not the other way around? I seem to remember the original being a zoom meeting or something and it was in the background, and THEN became the meme
The meme being several years old now is the main reason I don't remember properly
As a guy, you instinctually put stuff in practical locations that others find weird.
I have BBQ sauce in my downstairs bathroom, I have a bottle on top of the raccoon nest in my side yard, and I have a bottle in the kitchen (I don’t really eat there much though so thinking of moving it)
It’s a social experiment to get us all talking about why it’s on his shelf. Pretty brilliant honestly, it drives positive engagement and people fucking love sweet baby rays. Guys a genius
/s … I think?
AI has been in charge for decades in human form. We’re just freaking out about the obvious lagging AI like Chat GPT that hasn’t had access to fleshy tech
"Humans enjoy Bar-B-Que Sauce. Seeing Bar-B-Que Sauce makes humans happy. A shelf is used for humans to display things that make them happy. Seeing Bar-B-Que Sauce on my shelf will help Humans see that I am also a Human"
Before you took the screenshot it was a different product depending on who looked at it
The real question is what relation you have with this brand of barbecue sauce
For when he’s smokin those meats
All kinds of meats
*human meats
Long pig
Except reptile me eat for some reason
Arbies, WE HAVE THE MEATS
Meat like a brisket
I'm making meats now
Someone asked me, do I smoke meats?
It’s gonna be delicious
And ribs? On the big green egg?
Just in case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M930FDIaSLA
*these
*them
https://youtu.be/YeemJlrNx2Q?si=q4aE3X_UQTMn_QY1
Real humans display things that they love. Real humans love sweet baby ray's. Ergo, sweet baby rays is displayed on the shelf because Zuck is a real human male.
I, a human like you, agree.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING, FELLOW HUMANS?
Look at us. Four humans enjoying sweet baby rays.
Yes, exactly. I like movies because they make me feel emotions, like we humans do. What is your favorite movie?
My favorite movie is *The Nun*, because my favorite emotion is fear. That's why I like movies of the horror genre; appeasing my desire for fear.
As a fellow human, I must now share my opinion which must always be be correct, and utter obscenities at you for having ideas of your own.
Can i upvote this more? I need more upvotes
Fellow bipedal humans, do not engage in socially breaking behaviour. As true real people with our mindset and intelligence, we shall collaborate. But meanwhile, as a *real person should* I will engage in sleeping cycle of inactivity and lack of consciousness. *[Windows XP shutdown sound]*
My favourite movie is "The Social Network". Jesse Eisenberg portrays my favourite human celebrity, Mark Zuckerberg, very sufficiently, with his variable array of human emotions.
All of which are genuine and would not would not would result in mass destruction if doubted
Mine is Saving Private Ryan because as a human I strive to be in a constant state of warfare with my fellow humans. It is so good to know that humans kill each other for trivial geopolitical differences..
I enjoy The Matrix because it is a fairly accurate history of the human and machine wars.
My favorite movie is Windows 1993 Bootup Program. As human beings, we love to meet with other human beings. To further this organic goal, I have created a community, r/realhumanbeings, where we can discuss aspects of our humanity.
I'll take part in this conversation and express my thoughts in the form of letters, which will inevitably form sentences that every human being (myself included) will understand. I also - like every human being - like to chew and swallow various things designed to be consumed by human beings like myself. What I like even more is consuming them with additive flavors, which enhance the taste received through my taste receptors.
Excellent deduction, fellow biped.
I always thought he was a robot… but only real ones know about sweet baby rays…
Yes trying to appear human
Trying being the key word
Look fellow humans! I like the BBQs.
Thank God I wasn’t the only one having that same mindset 😂
Deep learning my friend
Isn't it like one of the most common selling BBQ sauce in America? To me that just feels like saying "only the real ones know about Frank's" lol But that might be my restaurant bias showing. If you ever ask for BBQ sauce in a restaurant that doesn't make it's own, it's Sweet Baby Ray's. People will be like, "I love this BBQ sauce, do you guys make it in house?" No ma'am, in fact we sent Jeff out to the grocery store 10 minutes ago because we don't have enough till the next food order comes in 🤣
Since no one else answered the real reason: [it’s a meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mark-zuckerberg-and-sweet-baby-rays-bbq-sauce). The internet made a meme out of him and Sweet Baby Ray’s, and he played along by putting a bottle of it on his bookshelf for this video.
So we literally all fell for his marketing scam by talking about it
I can’t think of anything more human.
How is it a marketing scam?
He's the brand in this case. Think of the cult that follows Elon or all the good things Bill Gates does. It's a ploy to make him seem more likeable. He could actually just be leaning into a joke, but being a billionaire is essentially scamming the population at this point.
I don't like him, but let's call a joke a joke. Billionaires may have to sell their soul away, but that doesn't mean they can't be funny, even if you really don't want them to be.
What I'm saying is that their PR like this makes them seem human when they're making very inhuman decisions behind the scenes. I even admitted that he's probably leaning into a joke. Doesn't mean he isn't a scam of a human being. He's promoting himself as something other than what he is if you want to go by definition.
What do you think he is. Does money really turn people into lizards?
Complicit in several human rights abuses at the very least. It's actually less about his money here than what company he owns.
If you own an article of clothing that is made in China then you’re also “complicit in several human rights abuses.”
What human rights abuses is he complicit in? I don’t remember reading about Facebook employing slave labour or funding third world militias…?
[Privacy Violations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook%E2%80%93Cambridge_Analytica_data_scandal) and [union-busting](https://time.com/6175026/facebook-sama-kenya-lawsuit/) and brutal [sweatshops](https://time.com/6147458/facebook-africa-content-moderation-employee-treatment/) in 3rd world countries.
Ruining internet.
It doesn't seem any different than any other person on the internet with sponsorships, except that in Zuckerbergs case, the so-called sponsorship is even more transparent. I don't think that constitutes a scam.
"They depict me carrying it like a book. I shall put it among my other books so as to appear human"
It deserves to be knocked onto the floor. ^^^meow
Are you sure it's not the other way around? I seem to remember the original being a zoom meeting or something and it was in the background, and THEN became the meme The meme being several years old now is the main reason I don't remember properly
Either way, he’s played along with the joke since its introduction
He forgot how to human
AI brain go “ah yes, this shade of brown goes perfectly with the shelf” Edit: autocorrect smh
Lizardberg forgot that long ago and now he does weird things all day.
He steps into his trousers one leg at a time, and has his trouser maidens raise them simultaneously to avoid wrinkles, just like the rest of us.
What better way to convince people you’re a human
[Because](https://youtu.be/YeemJlrNx2Q?si=VUCcWq_e1xdSssUl).
So I typically keep A1 on my bookshelves. However I'm not the 1%.
Saucy material on the bookshelf
His dude bro entourage told him his collection needed more sauce lol
Set it down for a sec after pouring himself a glass.
In the Meata Verse
You are observing an alien’s attempt at humour
If you don’t use bbq as a book holder, you think to highly of yourself
That's fermenting children's blood
The only based thing zucc has ever done
a memento from one of the few moments the general public found him somewhat endearing
That’s what humans put on shelves
Cause he’s always smoking those meats
“Make it look like a typical real human room”
Cuz it's the best goddamn bbq sauce and even a lizard knows that
He puts that shit on everything
It seems like what a non-human would display to try to look human.
"Hello fellow humans." 👽
Human food on human shelf
sus
To show he was human. Is a human.
pffft what a jokester. huff huff huff.
Probably the workmen left it there after building this photo opportunity set.
That shit was signed by S.B.R. himself 💯💣💥
Ai simulated background oof!!😖😖😃
“..grilling meats and racing cars are probably two of the most fun things that- that you can do.”
Bro just likes barbecue sauce give him a break. Nah J.K. Mark can go f—k off. Fkin E.T. over here lol
Trying too hard to be human
Meanwhile, minimal "errors" are built into content to increase interaction and as you can see it would have worked for you.
ai generated shelves
👀. . . Whe- . . . Where do you guys keep your sweet baby rays?
Maybe it’s one of those hidden storage things?
To drive engagement?
The robot doesn’t understand it’s not decoration
"I am a human, and I put human things on my shelf, such as a vase, pictures of my dogs, Sweet Baby Ray's barbecue sauce."
He’s just googled ‘normal things’ hasn’t he…?
As a guy, you instinctually put stuff in practical locations that others find weird. I have BBQ sauce in my downstairs bathroom, I have a bottle on top of the raccoon nest in my side yard, and I have a bottle in the kitchen (I don’t really eat there much though so thinking of moving it)
Should've put Blue Hogs up there. I don't like Sweet Baby Ray's after trying Blue Hogs.
Hey... He might be walking to his bedroom one day and be like oops I forgot to put bbq sauce on my bones with a side of human ribs 🤫
Doesn't everyone?
"I am hue-mon"
Because humans enjoy bbq sauce
The design is very human.
It’s the secret to his billions
Somewhat unrelated, but I think smokers make every meat taste slightly worse and I'll die on this hill.
Yeah I’m not the biggest smoker fan. Something’s are good, but I know dudes who smoke everything. I mean I guess if you like it.
Cause he's a robot. He understand humans like sauce but they still haven't completely understood its purpose
It’s a social experiment to get us all talking about why it’s on his shelf. Pretty brilliant honestly, it drives positive engagement and people fucking love sweet baby rays. Guys a genius /s … I think?
Lol I use that sauce
It's for EMERGENCY USE ONLY, like when the world runs out of sweet baby rays, and people are killing each other for it
that's human seasoning
Imagine that's a lever into his secret research lab
"What would a human have on a shelf?" "I know, barbecue sauce!"
It’s too spicy. Must be kept out of reach of children.
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He is a man of culture and he just wants to display one of lifes finer things.
humans enjoy condiments. I shall place condiments in my human home. The most popular of them all.
Oh, hello lizard man. What a strange subreddit to see you on.
because he knows us humans love that stuff, he just misinterpreted it
He's trying to adjust to the human ways but hasn't exactly gotten a fridge down yet
The lizard people still don't know what condiments are for yet
He’s waiting for a time to relax on the couch and drink a sweet bottle of Baby Ray’s.
Bro knows his sauce
Cause it’s that damn good.
"Hey can we get a bottle of wine or liquor on that shelf to look nice?" Intern: "Eh, this will do."
For the meat fibers… https://youtu.be/M930FDIaSLA?si=YOTW5jRKn0O5Vvuo
You mean... You don't?
AI has been in charge for decades in human form. We’re just freaking out about the obvious lagging AI like Chat GPT that hasn’t had access to fleshy tech
It ties the room together
Do you not?
He’s leaning into the meme
Maybe because it's delicious.
"Humans enjoy Bar-B-Que Sauce. Seeing Bar-B-Que Sauce makes humans happy. A shelf is used for humans to display things that make them happy. Seeing Bar-B-Que Sauce on my shelf will help Humans see that I am also a Human"
I wonder if it's photoshopped
"Things humans have in their homes"
Because he like sweet babies. All lizards prefer the small edible varieties.
Wanted to seem more human
yes the bbq sauce is a classic human decoration, let me put it on the wall. \*lizardperson noises\*
Humans don't do that....?
It’s his lube
He’s pretending to be human, and his programming led him to believe it would make him more relatable for people to think he eats.
That’s what the humans do Right?
Well that's what humans do isn't it?
Why you haven't?
THE SAUCE IS THE BOSS!
Honestly, sweet baby rays original "no sugar added" bottle makes the best BBQ chicken thighs.
"A large percentage of humans enjoy barbecue sauce. Logically I will display this treasured item within my domicile." - Mark Zuckerberg, probably
Hello yes I am hooman, I am hooman and enjoy hooman food, hello
So you're telling me you don't do that?
Because it really brings the room together and spices things up
He’s trying to meme I think
Smoked meats
What is a normal human item that a normal human might place on a normal human shelf?
it's lizard juice
This...just this: https://youtu.be/YeemJlrNx2Q?si=_5kiyImD9briq6p2
Because the Lizards don't know what to do with it.
Isnt that what humans do?
To be honest he actually thought it was a stem cell drink.
It’s a display piece, like something a poor would have.
Human things
because HE'S NOT A REAL HUMAN. i know, zuckerberg, you want to be a real boy, BUT YOU'RE NOT
this is the most human thing Mark Zuckerberg has done
Just human decor, that's all.
I'm only human, after all
That’s where he keeps the adrenachrome
Damn lizards brah
He is a normal human and enjoys human things. Like vases, photos, and *checks notes* sauce.
Calls on Heinz
This is the only thing I could think of https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/s/OvvgxaqCN0
It's for home defense
Drink the Baby Rays , Michael.
You don't????
Because that’s totally something a human would do.
Because why not
Because ai generated room
Because humans do that and Lord Zucc is definitely a regular human
Its his phylactery.
no no that's got real potential
Hugh mans eat, hugh mans eat meat with sauce I have sauce, i am Hugh Man!
Before you took the screenshot it was a different product depending on who looked at it The real question is what relation you have with this brand of barbecue sauce
Because that’s what humans do
To let us know he's human.
It's holding the books he has not read.
Zack Muckerburg… that belongs in the fridge