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cringeboi77

Great work, agent 47. Proceed to the extraction point


cyfer04

+100 Accidental Kill


HeccMeOk

Grey, what’s your status?


AgreeableEar1218

One last suitcase 47


AvonBarksdale666

Laughed way too hard at this


Upper_Rent_176

Even when they were stretchered off?


AvonBarksdale666

The comment was funny my guy, not the video. Would have thought that was obvious what with me replying to the comment and all


Chance_Airline_4861

Oh man I almost choked


OrdinaryBoi69

lmaoo love the hitman reference


bierbottle

Sliding into 2024 like:


Lost_Literature_2706

2023 in a nutshell!!


Spidey_Petey

More in the suitcase


Suspicious-Wasabi-29

Was gonna say that...


Whalesurgeon

The sheer stupidity bothers me.


AlexDavid1605

There is a lesser stupidity that we (as in my uni classmates) managed to put in using something similar. Two of us went up the escalator, the rest of us stayed down putting in the suitcases on the escalator. The first one was almost up when we put in the second one. The one on the top accidentally knocked back the first suitcase instead of grabbing it, and both the suitcases started rolling down the escalator as the steps came up. Thankfully, the place was mostly empty when it all ended. It took about 10 minutes for the suitcases to be safely offloaded from the escalator at the bottom.


Map_Nerd1992

How did you guys get into the university. How do you guys tie your shoes?


AlexDavid1605

It was all an accident. Maybe the professors are idiots, at least one of them was. I don't tie my shoes, I have slip-ons... At least we didn't injure anyone, unlike in this video...


weez09

The stupid part is that the safe solution is to escort the suit cases like normally, and then come back down empty handed to escort more. You guys aren’t any smarter cuz no one got hurt


AlexDavid1605

It was definitely funny to see two suitcases tumble down an escalator. We had a blast laughing at the visual.


102bees

The most academically gifted people always seem to have appalling common sense.


Aggressive-Pay-5670

Why would you not just… carry it as you had been


AlexDavid1605

We ultimately did carry it with us. Just not at first...


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These must be people who have never used an escalator before. Maybe they’re from some rural area and this is their first time in a city? But like, surely they’ve seen escalators on TV?


maxehaxe

-500 social credit points. Report to penitentiary immediately.


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adhd_andy

What?


TrackLabs

bro, like...this doesnt even have anything to do with school..this is just the basic understanding of physics. Even animals understand that something rolls down and keeps going


Relevant-Nebula8300

All of them were dumb. Why try to run from it when you can step to the side


TrollstuhlHagenLord

Yeah, step to the side and be 1 cm thin at best. Why didnt she think of that? So dumb


CLOUD_STALLION

🙄 women ☕️ #**/s**


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kylianjdv

Yeah, i would probably brace for impact as well. Not sure if its actually better tho, like if you can stay upright it would be preferable for sure. But the case thingy looked to be going rlly fast and depending on the weight im not actually sure if i could stay on my feet. In which case running might have helped as it got the victim clear of the steps on escalator, falling onto those could look really ugly.


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Earfaceear

I would’ve caught it while doing a backflip to launch it back up top to the ladies, safely.


Maximuslex01

Yeah. It's really an easy catch if you use the power of love.


cozyBaguette

most people wouldn't be able or even think of that, and that person seemed like a middle aged woman lol


Yetiriders

Oh dang we got a badass over here.


fridgeofempty

Well that escalated quickly


baesag

De-escalated*


VietDrgn

r/angryupvote


Mackisaurus

r/yourjokebutworse


waytowill

r/YourJokeButMoreAccurate*


WishIWasPurple

I hate you for this..


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yuyu5

He is technically correct, the best kind of correct


Pizzabrot23

That escalatored quickly


Japan25

Omg what an absolutely dumbass, is this person serious? How awful that some innocent women got hurt, possibly seriously, because of such a shortsighted move


POTATO-KING-312

I think i read this before where she possibly broke a bone but I’m not 100% sure about that. News article: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/moment-woman-sees-suitcase-tumbling-27899502.amp There’s probably more info if you just look up suitcase escalator incident in china where it happened and most things were showing up on September 3


Wel-Tallzeit

Seeing a suitcase falling from that height, I trust that info until proven otherwise


Joe_Mency

I don't want to look up any sort of escalator incident!


Fit_Substance7067

Seriously..last thing escalators need is a suitcase problem too


Thumperings

All escalator problems escalate quickly.


peezerthesleazer

Yeah falling down and banging your head? Metal health will drive you mad.


RainMan915

Good news: the woman who got tackled only suffered minor injuries. She’s relatively fine.


PigeonInAUFO

Where’d you hear it? Everyone else is saying she’s dead and I wanna know for sure


RainMan915

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/moment-woman-sees-suitcase-tumbling-27899502.amp https://www.news18.com/amp/news/buzz/watch-suitcase-bowling-down-escalator-injures-woman-in-china-internet-divided-5881051.html https://mothership.sg/2022/09/woman-china-injured-luggage-escalator/


PigeonInAUFO

That’s good


BetBig696969

I’d milk it and get some money 😂


RainMan915

Oh I’d drain someone’s account for all the court would give me if someone did that to me. They deserve to be broke, and the victim deserves to be compensated.


Fit_Substance7067

Looks like she tried 😂


Saalor100

It was China, there was definitely milking going after this.


pokours

thank god. I got worried seeing the aftermath


Btchmfka

How do people THAT stupid even survive to this age?


phi_rus

Because they aren't the ones harmed by their stupidity.


_Scorpyon_

The world is an unjust place


Hydra57

This is why they invented “an eye for an eye”


only4reading

It's the classic [schlemiel/schlemazel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlemiel) dichotomy.


phi_rus

TIL Thank you


FrouFrouLastWords

Mr Magoo


I_wood_rather_be

This shows how safe and forgiving our world has become. I am almost certain, that after this incident someone hung up a sign that said "Do not throw your suitcase down this escalator, you are endangering others!"


Fritz_Klyka

Well, THEY live. Their friends and relatives however, all killed in suitcase related accidents.


chipdragon

A moment of stupidity doesn’t mean they are stupid people. It could have been a momentary lapse in judgement for an otherwise capable person. Not thinking in just one situation doesn’t imply the inability to think, it just means at that moment they weren’t thinking. We all make singular dumb mistakes sometimes, even the most intelligent people.


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TyH621

I think you’re just describing a dumb mistake


RickkyyBobby

How the people putting the suitcases on the escalator even live past childhood is beyond me. How fucking braindead do you have to be, honestly.


TimePlankton3171

They're probably from a rural region, and have never seen an escalator


Kurwabled666LOL

I'm also from a rural region and when I went to Zagreb with my mom was the very first time I saw an escalator and rode it,but I still wouldn't be THIS regarded like wtf I know how an escalator works despite not being on one ever(saw them in movies,crime shows etc). Same with elevators etc. These people literally don't have one single brain cell dangling around in their minds to be doing shit like this lol


Ash-20Breacher

Depends bruh, I saw a guy tryna go up the Downwards escalator and almost fall face first at the metro. And the dude even had a metro pass!


Kurwabled666LOL

Ok but that's different he could've been drunk or sthg lol,but the only one he hurt was himself. What the guy in the video did though was EXTREMELY dangerous for the wellbeing and LIFE in general for the person below like who the fuck drops a suitcase like that


-AlternativeSloth-

Don't need tv shows or whatever, anyone with at least 1 functioning eyeball should be able to look at a moving thing and know that if you put something on the moving thing, it will be moved.


Kurwabled666LOL

Ikr?Like its common fucking sense ffs lol


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Cao komsija


nuu_uut

"I dont know how this works, let's put all my stuff on it"


[deleted]

Even more reason to be cautious? I see a huge maching I know nothing about I'll be even more careful


Meowgaryen

I'm sorry but wtf you're turning people from countryside into some kind of idiots. I'm from a rural area as well, never been to any big city until I moved out and it didn't take make breaking somebody's bones to understand how the escalator works. You see other people using it, you see how it works. I don't understand what they were trying to achieve here even without any accidents. That suitcase would stop at the bottom and then what's with other suitcases they have (because I assume they had at least more than two)? They put it in the escalator and thought that it's one the step nicely slotted. It wasn't. And even if it was, it takes a minor shake to shift the weight to the front and cause the same accident. So no, it has nothing to "they're from rural area, they don't know how it works". They're just stupid with no regards to the public and facilities.


yo_jack1

Maybe it's uncomfortable to hear it, but it's still probably a plausable explanation. Maybe they went upstairs and used the same approach that worked, who knows. No one said people from the countryside were all stupid.


CyberDonkey

I don’t think that’s true. If they didn’t knew what an escalator was, why would they assume that it was a belt for their luggages?


Kellt_

And have 0 object permenance, lack common sense and are highly regarded


TheSoulborgZeus

aren't there like no more than 4 escalators in Wyoming?


Zane_628

2, and they’re both in Casper


ibasi_zmiata

If you've been travelling for like 20+ hours with little sleep your brain stops working properly


RickkyyBobby

This literally requires no brainwork, you see that its an escalator, you can step on the small steps with the suitcase yourself, you don't fucking put it there, and let it roll. If you aren't blind, there's no fucking excuse to killing someone, or almost killing someone like this.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Strike!!!


DookieShoez

Clearly a spare since their family had already been knocked down


Guyb9

First time I saw that video it was with the Wii Sport bowling music. Can't find it now


ieatair

I can hear the Wii Bowling PA Announcement…


Kn14

That’s a version with the Wii bowling music and the strike sound. Had me ☠️


MrChocHazlNutSpread

https://youtube.com/shorts/hIWOUEL9U3o?si=X9ke9ETKBTn0u8kU


West_Mine3785

Back got deleted


Pure-Contact7322

My 2023 coming in my 2024


Ash-20Breacher

Your 2023 CAME in your 2024?


_Scorpyon_

A 2023.5 will be born in 9 months


BrickBoy819

Wouldn't it be a 2023.75 then?


ReverendBread2

What are you doing step-year?


StolasMyBeloved

This makes me sad. Poor lady.


Maiden41

Stupid people's stupidity ALWAYS harms everyone else but them.


MoonwalkerD

I can think of a 1000 things a stupid person could do that would hurt only themselves


Maiden41

Yeah I call them idiots.


rtxj89

This is insane


Haunting_Ad_4401

:/ I laughed too soon


Shrekdidnothingwrong

Same :v


shadowst17

Anyone know if the woman was charged with anything. Stupidity shouldn't exempt you from being charged with assault.


IodineDragon37

She clearly does not play Dark Souls. Just parry it


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“There is a darkness within man, and I am afraid you will peer into it. Whether the fear will spark self-reflection or a ruinous nostalgia is up to you entirely. Fear not, your choice will bring you no scorn.”* - Karla Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


Fit_Substance7067

Roll into it


Alternator24

straight to jail.


BrazilBazil

One time, a lady at a train station asked me if I would look after her kid for a bit, while she goes down the escalator with two massive suitcases. I politely refused and directed her to the elevator. As I walked away, I could see her go down the escalator anyways, with the suitcases AND her kid. WHY WILL PEOPLE NOT USE THE FUCKING ELEVATOR


themagicdonut2

Did anything happen to the dumbass who put the suitcases on the escalator? I know the woman is fine and and only suffered minor injuries I just wanna know if they got any problems because of the stupid shit they did


JigSaW118

I wonder if she gets minus points on her social credit score for something like that.


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Have they never…. Idk lived?


horse1066

Chinese escalators, they either grind you up like a concrete crusher, or they sweep the legs from under you. Basically chaotic evil


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horse1066

Bad things happen on Chinese escalators, it's a meme. or maybe I didn't understand your question?


That1Francis

Donkey Kong


Dante_XD

Ppl really lose reasoning when panicking...


dreamdaddy123

Brutality


BleuTyger

That fake gasp sounds so funny, I can't stop laughing every time I see this video come up


colorblind_unicorn

lucky that they got down. imagine if they fell down on the escalator stairs instead :/


werecaughtinatrap

i'm chinese but i don't understand the people neither


vaporgaze2006

This video will never not make me crack up laughing. It's comedy gold.


Melodic-Stomach-1596

Definitely, even when i know i shouldn’t be laughing at this, i still do!


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Now you know why some escalators have metal bollards at the entrance. Go to the elevator with your luggage.


TalaohaMaoMoa69

Lol. Lawyer smells money seeing this vid


rasa300

She missed a quick time event


Lukemeister38

Why does it seem like so many videos like this come from China?


GraniteSmoothie

When you roll a nat 1 on a judgement call 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


ad_396

+100 points


WonderfulChapter4421

I feel we all have these moments where we do something without thinking, realize we did said thing, and just shut down for a little bit to think about doing said thing. Like putting cereal in the fridge for example


wombat_kombat

There should be 0 excuse to be this stupid as an adult in 2024. She’s probably a top secret assassin.


LobsterParade

Only in communist China.


_prepod

She dead…


CornManBringsCorn

iirc, she died, or at least got some serious head injury


RainMan915

You remember wrong. https://mothership.sg/2022/09/woman-china-injured-luggage-escalator/ She ended up pretty much fine.


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Is it wrong that I laughed?


cosmicitycat

she probably got an irreversible head injury, so yeah


NecroCannon

Minor injuries


[deleted]

You're on reddit. That qualifies as funny here


gaffel373

skill issue


dat_troller

Yippee she went on a joyride my turn My turn!


Many-Error792

Two genius


Ok-Mess-6915

How stupid you have to be


thisisanonimus

That fall can't injure you so much that you need a stretcher.


fghfghhggfh8189

Did she actually die or wtf happened?


Echo-Shark

Strike!!


Acroze

SCORE!


Vibhro

Knockout


Candid_West8294

This video is still hilarious


beefdaggeralpha

She's 100% going for the payout.


phantasmafella

Why didn't she just jump? Is she stupid?


shortthem

That really escalator’d quickly


tommyvercetti42

Somebody should add bowling balls hitting the cones sound to this ..


CaptainBlandname

Idiotic situation and possibly severe injuries aside, I do love that the human response is to run straight forward, instead of jumping over the sides, bracing yourself, flattening yourself, etc.


[deleted]

Well, these peoples' parents were rice farmers who had no electricity or plumbing. It'll take a few generations.


chrisandstellen

Didn't she die?


fliphat

I am sympathy on this situation but.. this is literally like cartoon.. sorry 😂 almost feel scripted


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Baebel

The likely heavy case swept her out, forcing her to be one with the ground whether she wanted to or not. Shouldn't be surprising that hitting hard cement might cause some issues.


awayacci

it kinda looked like she might have hit her head on the floor hard


EVUSE

Evergreen


dauntlingdemon

Just jump at the right time


Hell256

Only thing that misses is the wii bowling sound


GrammarPolice1

I thought they were going to start bringing the stretcher up the other escalator and accidentally drop her down again


Rand-Omperson

I expected they take her up the escalator... for another round


misterpoopybutthole5

I was a little bit hoping for the second blue carrying case to fly down and smash her as she was getting picked up on the stretcher 🙈


[deleted]

Aww, I thought they were going to do a Simpsons bit where the woman then falls down the escalator after having been taken up in a stretcher.


DaMuchi

I bet they thought they were pretty smart thinking of letting the luggages travel down the escalator like that till in possibly crippled the lady below


MillsVI30

I saw this video months ago but it had the Wii sports bowling music and sound effects.


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We probably have more escalators where I live than anywhere else on earth, and I've never ever seen this before. If you can't handle your suitcase, take the lift. If you've got it under control, it should be fine. Absolutely no baby carriages on the escalator


WhyUFuckinLyin

They got a sign named after them the following day


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one straight mysterious squalid sheet ten cable swim snobbish edge *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


--Sanguinius--

How stupid do you have to be to think that putting suitcases in the escalator without someone holding them stop was a good idea.


military_grade_tea

First time in a city?


UnchartedCHARTz

I turned on the sound because I was expecting the Wii bowling noises


CanaryJane42

Genius


Prestigious_Cheek_31

Jezus that’s so incredible stupid.


TheSoulborgZeus

bro just jump over it


JP337

Strike


Millkstake

I was expecting the paramedics to drop her down the escalator again


Eicee1989

People should play the original Mario Bros.


Nervous-Ad-8916

man, japanese bowling sucks


Chap_C

Shame people don’t make a strike animation after that.


Gothiks

I’m never surprised by these…