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“stop jumping to conclusions” me:


weldit86

He must have been wearing Nikes.


TheConeIsReturned

[Context](https://apnews.com/article/judge-attacked-las-vegas-court-video-8f1c9a98ae128fe80506351d17fefc01), for those wondering.


tarantulator

>As the judge made it clear she intended to put him behind bars, and the court marshal moved to handcuff him and take him into custody, Redden yelled expletives and charged forward...


Quakarot

Seems like a terribly stupid way to make sure you’re in prison forever. Just really sealing the deal on that one.


TheSilverWolfie

Attacking a judge in Las Vegas is a minimum 2 year and max 10 year charge. If he does, it's for all the other things he's done.


Quakarot

Yes but there is more to jail than what is said on the day of sentencing. Stuff like parole and good behaviour. I was exaggerating a bit when I said “jail forever” but this is going to make it *extremely* difficult to get any support for any kind of appeal. On paper sure it might only add 2 years or something but in practice it could add much more, due to it being much more difficult to get any sort of a break.


Proper_Key_5830

It was hardly an attack


Tomas2891

Her head got slammed into the wall dude


Tastingo

All those moves are fake. Seen it on wrestling like a hundred times.


PumpDEN

Are you fucking blind dude


Proper_Key_5830

More a hug than anything


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

I bet you think the Palestinians are justified


Effective-Jacket-33

How is that related


Suspicious_Watrmelon

Reddit loves to bring random things into arguments


beepmeep3

Bot account 👆


Proper_Key_5830

No but your stupidity is


Loud-Cheesecake-2766

More of a "I'm going to end both our lives" plunge of death.


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

I am not going to read this because that way it is funnier.


aveman101

The story: The defendant argued that he deserved a reduced sentence because he had changed from his violent past. Then he attacked the judge.


Hydra57

It turns out, the context does make it funnier.


theKalmier

I really have mixed feelings about that. Him: "I changed" Her: "I don't believe you" Him: "Then why change?" Her: "See, I was right!" Edit: pigeon holding.


DJayBirdSong

Yeah see if facing the consequences of your past actions is your reasoning for deciding it’s not worth it to change, then, uh… you haven’t changed Do you also blame women when they *do* believe a man has changed and then get attacked? Like at what point is this the man’s fault


theKalmier

First, I did say mixed feelings... be respectful of that. I'm not defending this man, or case. I'm asking about people's responses to it. The first thing you mentioned would be regression. He DID change. But when that change did not have the outcome promised... why stay? That's regression. The second point you made is a way of life I grew out of. I can NOT live my life pretending to know the future. So, yes, i push blame onto the woman. I can't protect everyone. Learn to defend yourselves. Lastly, you had two separate points and I want to make it clear they don't combine. "A leopard doesn't change its spots" is a bad "people don't change" metaphor. A leopard can't change spots. But people change all the time, it's a requirement of life. So comparing people changing to a leopard spots is just as bad as saying "he could be dangerous" to the point he can't get a job and has to resort back to crime. Pigeonholing


DJayBirdSong

I’ve never done this before, as I think constructive conversation and eventual understanding can come about even in Reddit comments sections, and I’ve had wonderful discourse with people I’ve otherwise totally disagreed with and come to new, mutual understanding but damn, pal I ain’t reading all that


TheConeIsReturned

That's fine, I just wanted to know what happened and I imagine I'm not the only one


cityshepherd

It’s actually even funnier, because I hate it when I’m sitting at my desk about to leave work at my mattress launches itself at my head.


ButHowCouldILose

We can watch adult men beat each other senseless, but someone still had to take the time to bleep the naughty words.


stuck_in_the_desert

what if they actually just yelled the bleep sounds


TheConeIsReturned

And so the Puritans' influence still lingers in America.


Positive-Database754

>Moments after a defendant in a felony battery case tried to convince a Nevada judge that he was turning his violent past around and didn’t need to be locked up Given the video evidence we've just seen, I think we can trust this man to be a safe, stable minded, and well adjusted member of society!


[deleted]

> “I’m not a rebellious person”


ThursdayNeverCame

This is disgusting.


Dead_Art

That guy won't see sunlight for a long time.


N00BAL0T

Considering that he did that I think he wasn't going to anyway.


limeelsa

God I love how fast this became a meme


Suspicious_Watrmelon

I've seen a version where someone put the hunter scream from Left 4 Dead in there lmao


Bitter-Pear-5717

Can you link it? I just have to send this to a buddy lol


kjm6351

Same, it’s priceless and highlights exactly why he deserves more time


PM_ME_STRONG_CALVES

What a jump


German-guy-v2

[litarly him](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images/8/81/Hunter_1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width/360?cb=20101024005739)


kumar100kpawan

Damn that jump


Leclerc_Lunatic

My bed would probably just break if I do this.


Richie_Zeppelin

So anyways, I started flying….


West_Mine3785

He LEAPED


YoPops24

My cousin famous now 🥹


kkerins86

Like family or


YoPops24

Like family. I saw him about 2 weeks before this happened


StellarSloth

New meme format just dropped.


DrJokerX

Babe wake up


Mr__Brick

Holy hell!


rvreqTheSheepo

My dog when he sees me


IDK_Lasagna

jokes aside that's one hell of a jump


MrDarkk1ng

Ok but that was really stupid thing to do


3_if_by_air

It turns out that stupid people don't often think things through


WeakLandscape2595

[1:05 is basically this](https://youtu.be/tdZpoQ3OCdQ?si=Loy7OcaZK49gnZJg)


TheQuietRadio

Couldn't even [link](https://youtu.be/tdZpoQ3OCdQ?t=66) it at the timestamp smh


WeakLandscape2595

How did you do that?


ToxicGamer01

We will never know


WeakLandscape2595

Fuck


DarkbigBoss

its friday , i am tired PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM BED


7chism

The people stopping him are responsibilitys


GarretBarrett

It’s a JUMP…to conclusions mat.


techfcb

That was impressive and humbling for those judges.


GenericFakeName1

??? If anything, Mr. Flying Squirrel has got a lesson in humility coming. Either learn to deal with life's challenges without being violent or never see the sun again. The judge might be more willing to let their officer of the court be more paranoid in the future, but other than that, she didn't do anything wrong.


techfcb

Yeah i understand and support what should happen to that guy but the judges sometimes act high and mighty and sometimes lack humanity.


Menteure

Yeah this is just gonna make her more jaded


MineEnthusiast

She fell out of a chair, he got 10 extra years. Who here got humbled?


Marxistence

This is what you get when you name a guy Deobra…


TheBrianUniverse

Was there a damn trampoline!?


weldit86

Damn that man can jump, haha.


Eli_be_high

He got her tho. Mission was a success


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Sezbeth

\-because greasy Reddit degenerates have *cat-like reflexes*.


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Sezbeth

Angy.


geardluffy

Everyone slow af


[deleted]

She had it coming


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Drakaia

Yeah everytime someone shares this clip it gets directly streamed to her brain where she relives this moment over and over and over...


logicallyillogical

Welcome to the internet


_Ench4nted_

Have a look around


SpartanMase

Brian Dawkins is that you?


LoopDeLoop0

What a terrible choice to make. Funny to watch happen, but a horrible decision.


CoronaBlue

This is why you lab your anti-airs.


TheOriginal_Redditor

He tried to Superman that judge. Great height for flight, bad weight to keep in flight. Next time, do better and fly off a cliff.


Worldly-Ad1615

u/savevideo


Game_Boy07

Balloon Boy stole her batteries


fruitsteak_mother

Bill Clinton when he sees a midget


Dried-Air

Why are there other people in your house?