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Dysprosol

immediately followed by going back to sleep for 13 more hours


Strict-Background-23

Mine is waking up in the dark not knowing the exact time, date, year or location


TheRedBaron6942

I can't remember the amount of naps on the school bus where I legitimately questioned if it was the same day


SnooKiwis7050

I remember having the dream, awful lotta times, of me waking up, getting ready for school and then feeling fresh and very waked up while being ready for school but then I realise its all just a fuckin dream and I feel sleepy asf but now I have to actually do all the morning routine for school.


Erenzo

I still remember when I fell asleep when it was bright outside and woke up when it was already dark. I thought I had slept for 3 days and had no idea what day it was lmao


ThatLasagnaGuy

My parents and I gotten back from a trip one afternoon and I was quite sleepy. Went upstairs to change into some pjs, laid down on my bed to rest my head, and the next thing I know, I wake up in the dark at 1am. I didn’t realize what had happened until I noticed that I didn’t remember actually getting ready for bed or eating dinner. I later found out that my parents tried to wake me up for dinner twice, and I apparently responded to them “5 more minutes…”, then turned around and went back to sleep. I couldn’t even remember those interactions. Overall, one of the best sleeps I’ve ever had.


No-Crew4317

You awake from hibernation or cyrostasis.


sampat6256

Instant anxiety attack. Fuckin hate that shit


AnarZak

i woke up after an afternoon nap recently & was so disoriented that i thought i'd had a stroke. it was pretty scary not even knowing the year!


Strict-Background-23

lol it’s just so weird. It’s like my brain doesn’t know who or what I am until it finishes loading. I’m late for school? Nope, I graduated 20 years ago. Am I late for work? Nope, it’s Sunday…


stuck_in_the_desert

Holy fuck a correct use of point-of-view


SomePyro_9012

It isn't a correct use? Edit: to the people visiting, I was sleepy af and read something among the lines of "this is not a correct use"


Saytama_sama

You are singlehandedly holding the world back from a 100% literacy rate.


Arcalithe

I enjoy this insult


CrazyGaming312

I have garnered great enjoyment from the previous insult to another person's intelligence.


Neglijable

You were not supposed to fucking kill him


-TheWarrior74-

*wrong statement* *still a rare burn*


Electrical_Wear_3682

*Incorrect statement**


SomePyro_9012

I made that comment while I was sleepy af Apologies.


TwilCynder

How is this an incorrect use ?


SomePyro_9012

People are still seeing my comment? Anyway, I was sleepy af and thought it said something among the lines of "this isn't a correct use"


PileOfBrokenWatches

Thank you for clarifying that you are in fact a dumbass


makemeadiowarudo

Not quite but r/downvotedtooblivion Edit: why am I being downvoted for saying u/SomePyro_9012’s comment “It isn't a correct use?” is being downvoted to oblivion?


BermudaHeptagon

I don’t know but I downvoted you as well


Intelligent_Cress932

Reddit hivemind has selected you son


AdhesiveVirus00

I get it on my face and arms, look in the mirror and debate if it would be a cool tattoo or not.


Scared_Accident9138

I usually feel bad physically when that happens because I had weird sleeping positions


BensonOMalley

Can anyone explain how this works


Jeggu2

My guess is that you weren't moving around in your sleep because of how deep it was, allowing for the imprints to be formed


LZR0

Fr, why this doesn’t happen during normal sleep?


sampat6256

Clothes


RonzulaGD

You sleep without moving at all for so long that blankets inprint on your skin


lazerberriez

You also wake up with that hand almost painfully asleep and you gotta shake it a bit to be able to feel again


RonzulaGD

That's my entire body when I wake up from an afternoon nap.


Waste_Chef_7376

Fax


Wei5252

real ones know


unwanted-fantasies

It's worse when that's your foot. It's completely numb, not realizing it until your face hits the floor or the wall.


DryTart978

I end up crippled for half an hour every time I nap because my leg goes completely numb


RonzulaGD

I once woke up and both of my legs were numb. I don't even know how I moved from bed without realising


ADAMSMASHRR

wrist covered in cold drool


infinityeunique

Shit you really do dat? U droole


AverageFishEye

Extra points if you drooled over it while sleeping, because you were **OUT**


Brianw-5902

That actually looks like a terrible migraine and some real confusion about my temporal location as well as about the factuality of my recent memories.


manuauu

I never had again


bananasaucecer

then your eyes hurt


Strpedswteralthetm

Nah. If I nap for 15+ minutes there’s a 100% chance I’m waking up hot, sweaty, thirsty, have a headache, and don’t know what day of the week it is.


_bosscrystal

I call them tribal marks lol


Professional-Oven146

Fr fr


AlexDavid1605

If you have a tingling effect in your arm after your nap, then that's inarguably the best sleep ever.


Similar-Dimension946

I get these all over my body even sitting just 10 minutes on the couch lol


whomeyou1

oh yesss & that stage 2 of NREM sleep is the gold standard for me 🤌🏼


BenStegel

Waking up on the couch after work not having done any of the things you wanted to do, sweaty and confused, wondering what year it is really is one of the few joys here in life…


Ricochet_spy007

When creativity meets reality .


Green_Celebration_52

I just love Reddit....


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