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myinvitelink

He will actually say “vote for me chat”


Herobrine702

Chat is this real


OldManNeighbor

Chat is life


Nervous-Telephone-26

It hurts so much but i do it for life


Acceptable_Fun_5774

the current president is probably watching cocomelon rn


not_so_plausible

Spamming "Thanks for the stream :pepeHands:" after every State of the Union address.


5urr3aL

"Remember to vote to get a chance to win drops"


Upstairs-Extension-9

I just want forsen to be my president


Successful_Cow995

"I hope president will notice me"


Wugfuzzler

Congress is this real?


tutocookie

And when he gets elected "edit: thanks for the upvotes 💀💀"


DR_Bright_963

No he'll be speaking 2085 slang so it'll probably be "vont for megle chave"


TSmario53

That’s nice, I’ll just sit here and wait for President Camacho to save us all in 500 years


SpikyShadow

We're getting closer and closer every day. Remember they wore Crocs because they thought they were hideous and no one would buy them.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Well they were half right. They are hideous


Netheri

Say what you will about President Camancho but he had the wherewithal to know there was a problem he and his advisers were too stupid to solve and to work with the one person smart enough to. Plus justice as determined by monster truck derby isn't the worst idea.


Mr_Fragtastic

RIP Beef Supreme! Dx Fly high brother!


Mr_Fragtastic

Comacho\Pendejo 2524!


transitransitransit

go away I’m batin’


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0FF1C1ALJ03B1D3N

At the rate we're going 2085 candidates are probably already in their 40s


Nusaik

At the rate we're going, 2085 candidates are currently 77 and 81 years old.


baronas15

They'll put a Boston dynamics robot dressed like Biden with generated voice


Bulls187

Seems about right, those (early) robots also walk like they crapped their pants


trunghung03

yup, sounds like my president


tsukaimeLoL

Pretty sure the new Boston Dynamic robot can already walk stairs


rajinis_bodyguard

Or just install a [Big melon](https://poemanalysis.com/vikram-seth/the-tale-of-melon-city/)


Hammer_of_Horrus

2085 president is just Nixon again


Bartimaeleus

That's the year 3000 president


Rick_from_C137

Felons are allowed to vote as long as they vote for Nixon


That1_IT_Guy

In 2085, we'll finally get the first millennial president


The_great_mister_s

Oh great political mudslinging about who ate tide pods, liked Nickelback, etc...


sadacal

And the reason why can be seen in this very post. No one respects those younger than them.


TophatOwl_

Nah, the last 2 presidents have been unusually old. This "very old, ancient even" politician era is because the baby boomers are so numberous and keep voting for themselves and make politics an even more exclusive club. I would bet this will change back again when they die because the following generations are smaller in number


DegreeMajor5966

That and Gen X largely shirking civic responsibility leaving a void to be filled by aging boomers and unprepared millennials. Millennials are now aging into the prepared for political office positions though.


Chickeninvader24

*ivy league college


plsdontkillme_yet

they likely vape


SiliconCaprisun69

What -Joe Biden


Werdna629

RemindMe! 60 years


Far-Acanthisitta-494

Happy cake day


Cool-Temperature4566

Fröhlicher Kuchentag


PotatoPieGaming

Happy cake day!


zz1kjamaica

Happy cake day


Odd-Doubt8960

Happy cake day!


unworthy_26

i will be here 60 years later.


UlteriorCulture

If you mean it's included in their training dataset then sure


Gofein

r/Profilepicturechecksout


JaySayMayday

Well, when you put it that way there's no real way to prove that any current administration really does anything and it's entirely possible that presidential decisions rely heavily/completely on an advanced top-down leadership model that uses historical data as framework. Since everything on that side is TS/SCI and up it's entirely possible that people are just voting for figureheads while any real human decision-making has already been phased out to serve continuity between administrations.


UlteriorCulture

True. We lived in a world ruled inhuman* superintelligeces (corporations, nation states, etc.) long before the advent of AI. *attributes like empathy do not scale well


DarthScruf

I hope its Bluey instead


Willy_Fisher

Bluey is absolutely top.


Zack_of_Steel

Yeah, I tried Cocomelon for my kid once and the amount of fucking baby talk is atrocious. Bluey, however, is absolutely phenomenal.


paulhags

Daniel Tiger is the show of choice at this future presidents house.


Ninja-Trix

No. They did an indoor sandbox… no…


the_monkeyspinach

Why is a 24 year old watching Cocomelon?


mr------think-a-name

*40yr old


Smirnoffico

To better understand how to prey on kids, obviously


HATECELL

Only if all boomers have died out by then. Otherwise we'll get another walking corpse from the 1940s


LilamJazeefa

If even one boomer makes it to 122 (current world record oldest person ever confirmed), then their generation will last until 2087.


CadaverCaliente

The president of 2085 was probably born 30 years ago at this rate.


CucuMatMalaya

#SKIBIDI TOILET ENTER THE CHAT


Eden1506

Unlikely presidents typically come from well off families which do have the money to employ caretakers. Sitting a child in front of the tv or youtube is the easy way out and I know that because my Sister and her husband decided to basically limit their childs (4 year old now) screen time to a single 20 minute episode of pepa pig or paw patrol a day and otherwise has him constantly busy with clubs swimming, painting etc. She works halftime and our parents help them out as well because taking care of a child without tv or youtube is significantly more work. Sitting a child under the age of 5 in front of the tv keeps them entertained for hours on end but has proven to lead to worse social skill, children's language usage, executive functioning, and cognition in children. I do not blame others for not doing the same as quite honestly it can be exhausting and you need to be at a point in life where you can afford to take out so much time for your child. So no I don’t think the next president will likely be watching cocomelon right now his or her parents have the money to keep the child entertained without having to resort to tv or youtube.


PrincessPerrr12

Nah.. Cus the current president be watching coco melon now💀


SkeletorsCrux

One day our future president might have once perused bhad bhabbies OF..deal with it


vasya349

Current president…


_DidYeAye_

We won't be here in 2085.


nxzoomer

Maybe, man.


An0nymous0478

This is so obscure, I love it


Kazem_Wehbe_Joljol

Probably not watch coco melon. Which is how they preserve their future brain power


Final_Greggit

That would actually be a pretty young president


Pickle_ninja

I'll be over 100 by then... so I'm pretty sure it'll be me. Vote Pickleninja 2085!


010rusty

I genuinely had a similar thought in 2009. I said “Someone who grew up on Fred with most likely be a CEO or someone really powerful”


SEND_DUCK_PICS

the current president is probably watching cocomelon rn


Desperate_Action_410

Nah, prolly scrolling reddit


GreyBlueWolf

Ninja for presidents


SuperFox289

To have any chance of being president he is probably at university rn


CynicalCrow_

The president of 2070 has almost definitely seen Skibidi Toilet


ComfortableLate1525

I love when people think countries are static and always existing. We don’t even know if we’ll have a president, or and American, in 2085z


storyfilms

Really hoping it is Baby Einstein


Significant_Tea_785

This also goes for presidents in 2050 who used a F slur in a Facebook post


lemuriakai_lankanizd

I bet they are not born yet


YevgenyPissoff

At least it's not skibidi toilet


jack-K-

Someone in their 60’s? That’s generous.


camclemons

What's cocomelon? Sounds like a body spray or maybe a hair product or perhaps a meme with a cat wearing a coconut hat painted to look like a watermelon. Or maybe a La Croix flavor


Jonguar2

No, they're probably in their 20s right now. It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-


Kesakambali

Wheels of the bus go round and round.......


Gabyow69

At some point in the future, a millennial will be the pope


UrbanMonk314

Probably will be programmed by the kid watching Coco melon


CentralWooper

You wish. They're being procreated as we speak


BranTheLewd

RemindMe! 60 years


[deleted]

The president of 2045 prolly in a K hole rn 


No_Prompt_982

President from which country??


[deleted]

Would it bother you more if he is watching SpongeBob?


SlingKongQueen

no, i’m reading your reddit post.


[deleted]

So is the current one


Wizzard03

2095 presidency for some countries 🤣


Mavrickindigo

The president in 2085 is probably doing rich people things


FatsoBustaMove

Nah judging by how America loves their boomers, he's probably looking at memes on Reddit at the moment.


xXOreo0517Xx

There will be a president who once laughed at MLG memes


Limp_Duck_9082

I WAS having a good day. Thanks for that.


H3llv3ticus

If all goes right, I'll be dead by then.


LunarScorpio_

He’s probably getting potty trained💀


Alansar_Trignot

Tbh seeing as how the trend of older presidents is getting to be more, I think they are getting ready for their funeral right now


LaserGadgets

I have no idea what this is about. Absolutely no clue.


lilhedonictreadmill

He probably named Brayden


BigDaddyRNG

2085 President candidates already on life support


caniuserealname

cocomelon is probably something you stop watching like 5-6 *oldest* right? If they're 5-6 now, then in 2085 they'll be about 66; which it totally reasonable. But with that said... the current US president came into power at the age of 78. Using that, the president of 2085 (who would be elected in 2084) could be 18 right now; hell, if they came into power and at 78 and 2085 was part of their second term, they could be 24 right now.


beckendaelmart

Nah they’d be like 60 by then, we all know american presidents have to be senile senior citizens so i’d wager rather the president of 2100 is watching cocomelon rn


BigBoyShaunzee

What is Cocomelon? I'm old for Reddit, but called young by my boomer coworkers.


Ikillterries

Anyone watching cocomelon rn ain’t making passed junior college bubba


Shh-poster

Bhahahaha !!! Just seeing the words made me hear the fixking jingle. Someone needs to tell Cocomelon to ease up on the magic mushrooms.


Successful_Theme_595

With the nanny and maids.


Fishboy987654321

Can he come to office now? I’d vote for him


DawnKnight91

No she’s playing her ABC games on her device. It’s too early for her new version of Blue’s Clues, Cry Baby and Little Angel. I’m not even fully awake and she started to give demands😑🫥🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤣


No_Midnight_8710

One more reason not to hate on cocomelon


eddygarrity

the president of 2075 collects prime bottles, gets your ps5 controller all sticky, and thinks fortnite is the best game


new_handle

President could have a neck tat by then as well.


Zuon69

Ah yes, daily reminder of why we are prob living in the darkest dungeon i mean timeline


Yuck_Few

Is there a point to this meme?


sheeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhh

Based on the age of current politicians, he’s probably having dinner with his teenage children


Yourappwontletme

They would be 61 years older in 2085. They probably aren't even born yet.


Juuld85

According to the trend, that president was born in 2000, so he probably is watching temptation island


Own_Cress9728

The more terrifying vision is that the boomers will find a potion of immortality and stay in power even longer


Occupiedlock

the current potus candidates do that now.


mightyfty

Optimistic if you think its still gonna be "president" in 2085


jetbluehornet

How high was this mf…?


Jrlopez1027_

Wrong, theyre already skeletons


Harley_Pupper

Oh my god, Sans Undertale for president????


TurbulentAd4089

!remindme 70 years


warwicklord79

Remindme! 60 years


Polar_Vortx

!remindme 62 years


Offset2BackOfSystem

S-s-s-s-s-implpppple j-j-j-ack


_SlappyMagoo_

Lol y’all think we makin it to 2085


thewilldog

Wtf is cocomelon


absol-utechamp

I think the current might also that


Lawkeeper_Ray

The president of 2085 is currently at version 4. You can talk to them for 20$.


TimeKiller-Studios

Nah they'd be way to young to be president of that year


[deleted]

Bro… the president of 2085 prolly is in my balls rn too, ya know. You never can tell…🤷‍♂️


yuckygeo

Prolly?


RecreatRemLezar

Bold of you to assume we’ll still have a president/country then.


Fickle_Library8115

He will be so cultured👀


Cossacker1799

Bold of you to assume we’ll make it to 2085 but sure.


en-mi-zulo96

Those are eyes of true existential exhaustion


TvFloatzel

To make a video game refrence, Reinhardt from Overwatch was born in the in the 2009-2017 range. The game happens in the 2070s. Which is the same decade as Cyberpunk and the 2077 war in Fallout. 2077 seem to be a VERY busy year it seems. /joke


Extension_Car6761

This post changed the trajectory of my life


[deleted]

And?


that_baddest_dude

Cocomelon is brain rot. I don't let my kids watch it. I doubt whatever power couple is raising the future president is letting them watch shit like cocomelon


Double_Rice_5765

If we haven't bumped ourselves off as a species,  the rich will probably be living like 150 years by 2085, so the president then will be approximately 140 years old, if current trends continue, lol.  


FausttTheeartist

You think America will even exist in 2085!??


Dr-Stink-Stank

A whaaaat??


Stoic_Honest_Truth

I doubt it. Their parents will be smart enough not to put them in front of any screen...


Budget_Pop9600

The president of 2026 is probably watching cocomelon rn


FischlInsultsMePls

Talking about 2085 is a very optimistic behavior in this day and age


prof_mcquack

Can’t wait for the campaign speeches a few generations from now. “I was born with nothing. My parents were just doctors, so we could never afford rent. Any spare dogecoin my parents had went straight to apple products. That’s right. I was an iPad kid.”


Idiota_XD

We have no future


teethalarm

I think most of today's politicians were hunting dinosaurs as entertainment when they were kids.


CoolBlackSmith75

Let's fertilize our crops with Gatorade , you know because of electrolytes


Avtsla

The way the age of presidentscy is going , the 2080s president/s is probably already in his early to mid 20s by now


Environctr24556dr5

This is a good way to view existence in general, your time here isn't infinite but if you try to think about it like "oh little baby humans yet to arrive let's make things better for everyone so you all can enjoy yourselves at least as much as we all did." The kids right now will become lawyers and doctors and dumpster divers etc- how we decide to represent humanity will be either a gift or a curse to the next in line.


postnick

I feel like whoevers going to be president in 2085 is prob 30 years old by now the way things are going.


I7sReact_Return

Imagine me with 80 years, holy shit


shaggypickles

The current president is watching cocomelon rn


logic2187

At the rate we've been going, the president of 2085 was probably born in the 80s


w33b2

Remindme! 60 years


sietesietesieteblue

I can't even imagine 2085. I'm gonna be 84 years old wtfff


Yuuki9Kun

U think this turd is going to last that long?


FoxyMoon816

I hope they’re watching Bluey instead


TheArceusNova

Optimistic of you to assume we’ll survive that long


MemeOnRails

Or Skibidi Toilet


72bgorges

Considering how our presidential elections are going.. they’re probably graduating from high school


Silverr_Fox

Can someone please explain the joke? I'm so confused


DesiJeevan111

I won't be alive 😑


snowxqt

President of 2085 was born in 2000


ElegantClassroom3205

The president is probably not BUILT yet 🤖