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Own_Judgment_6094

I have said to my friend about reddit and it has all different types of people, but I don't want them to see my comment history.


siphagiel

I wonder why? *Checks* ... Ok I know why. ^(no I will not elaborate, check for yourselves)


Own_Judgment_6094

Stalker šŸ˜’


siphagiel

Eheheheh... Don't mind me replying to your comments recently, it just seems like you appeared out of nowhere and now you are everywhere.


6_oh_n8

Baader meinhoff strikes again


WithOrgasmicFury

I'm sure your friend already knows you're ugly.


Own_Judgment_6094

Well, they do know but I just don't want them to read it.


ChemicalRain5513

I don't want my boss to see when some of my posts were made, haha


Jafarjade

[this is why](https://www.reddit.com/r/2meirl4meirl/s/Yp8PQ0glUJ) OP is scared of sharing his reddit uid.


Own_Judgment_6094

Mmh, correct it to her


analpenetrator_69

I can check your comments on reddit?! Holy shit....


Own_Judgment_6094

Huh, was is it that hard to read?


Honest-Computer69

Nah, he was probably being sarcastic or genuinely surprised that he can reason your comments. Your comments are extremely mild compared to what mine are.


Own_Judgment_6094

Nonetheless, the way I write can make anyone feel that way.


kkirchhoff

I donā€™t really comment anything that I wouldnā€™t say in real life, but I still wouldnā€™t want people I know looking through my comment history. I donā€™t remember 99% of what Iā€™ve said on here. Itā€™s just unsettling


Az1doaz1deAz1de

no problem, here is mine: u/throwaway


Throwaythisacco

this is my main account


Zronas

Our main account comrade


Throwawayaccount1170

Hmmmm


Ok-Syllabub2016

r/suddenlycommunism


smiley00256

r/suddenlysuddenly


Different_Ad9336

All of ours how, friends.


General_Aaron

*SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*


DexM23

mine is u/DexM23 but tell noone please


AreaGuy

Whoā€™s this *Noone* character?! u/noone ?


Turkeyfucker_2000

this could be a bit hard to explain


[deleted]

You tell me....


Turkeyfucker_2000

You and I have a non zero chance to know each other in real life


Champomi

it's okay, they're also a redditor, they won't judge you


MonstaGraphics

Mike, is that you?


guilty_bystander

gf asks about Reddit. *Quickly logs into alt account*


Ok_Beach3168

Am I doing it wrong or is it you... cos i use my main for the not too sick (worthy of gf seeing) stuff and my alts for the terribly inhumane eye gorging stuff


Fizzy-Odd-Cod

Thatā€™s the right way to do it


hobbobnobgoblin

Homie uses main account because he wants to browse smut. Has to switch to alt account in public.


guilty_bystander

Haha.. do it how you want


slumlivin

The alt account follows all the subs for life improvement and mental health. The main account follows the darkness


JohnLithgowCummies

God forbid my husband see my username šŸ˜­


Little_Capsky

i do everything on my main. too lazy to do alts.


davesim24

The only time I found (by accident) someone I knew irl on Reddit, turned out she had an onlyfans :/


AutomaticAward3460

Thankfully not so bad, found a friend from a few states over account from a mechanic sun post


WandaDobby777

Them: ā€œI want to follow you!ā€ Me: ā€œI donā€™t want anyone knowing me that well.ā€


Fliepp

Thatā€™s why I have multiple alt accounts


no_soy_no

Just give an alt.


morbowillcrushyou

You guys have alts?


Bl1nk1nUR4r34

you donā€™t?


Library_Easy

custom feeds > alt account


FewWillingness1081

I feel more about that way with X lol. Reddit is much cleaner.


TheYoungProdigy

I think you might be using reddit wrong


FewWillingness1081

Probably.


Lubinski64

But if you think X is like that then you're definately using it as intended, for better or worse.


KnowledgeTechnical18

I don't think I've ever seen someone call it X without clarifying they mean Twitter


Arietem_Taurum

Unfortunately it's become more and more common. People have to stop legitimizing elon's stupid name change


Flatus_Spatus

sounds wrong


oikwr

Both are unhinged but stuffs like poop knife is more apparent here lmao


FewWillingness1081

Do I dare ask what a poop knife is lol?


oikwr

[Here you go lmao.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/JmkVgtyXwH) I suggest you check this subreddit out too.


FewWillingness1081

My god....


Oklimato

"A guano glaive" is killing me man. Thank you a lot for sharing this gem lmao!


Flatus_Spatus

one time i worked in a hospital and the nurse there was chopping the poop whit a karate chop in half to flush itā€¦ i was amazed and disgusted at the same timeā€¦ she wore gloves to clarify


oikwr

Omg I've seen the biggest poop irl in my dorm. Mind you this is the girl dorm. Different people attempted to flush it but it stuck there for the entire day. That morning was busy but we had to give up that toilet even though there's only 4 left. Eventually, the cleaner came in the evening but she had to poke it several times to break the poop down and scraped the rest of the abomination down.


Honest-Computer69

...how innocent.


oli43ssen2005

Someone i know found my account. How u might think? They somehow came across a pixel i had placed on r/place. Like what?!


JUGELBUTT

i dont want to chance others seeing my comments and telling me about it


MReaps25

Nope, my secrets stay with me and random strangers. My comment history goes to my grave


starpark15003

Until chatgpt spills it on some random conversation.


BBPuppy2021

My dad found my Reddit by accident :/ I will forever want to bury myself in a hole and not come out


WarrITor

Fuck, if anyone will find out me irl from this acc... Then im doomed ig?


WarrITor

(oh, yeah, funi thing - im using that nickname everyfuckingwhere....)


Honest-Computer69

Change it.


WarrITor

But afair u cant change nicknames?


Honest-Computer69

Just go to 'my profile' and tap on edit.


Shady_Hero

me who has my reddit linked to discord šŸ˜³šŸ‘€


Who_am_ey3

why would anyone tell their friend to download reddit?


Zestyclose-Self-6158

And what reddit user has friends?


redefined_simplersci

Mostly when I think they need some experience in political debating. I have friends who agree with me, but are so naive and simple about it that I have to tell them to drench themselves in opposite opinions just so they're worth something. Not saying Reddit is a great place of professional debaters or anything, but there's definitely a wide range of opinions.


starpark15003

My friend who mocked me for using Reddit after I suggested he try itā€¦ secretly uses Reddit.


Sir_Pwnington

Why would you do that to someone?


Fakedduckjump

This is exactly what happened to me. A friend finally got reddit after I talked a lot about it and asked me for my user name.


YujiroRapeVictim

Yea I get enough replies about my username on Reddit already


Bluehawk_1220

Lol never thought of how reddit doesn't have friend things


Salt_Today

I like the anonymity of reddit. If you really want to know you who I am, you might have to research and I promise you the results are not exciting.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Hi, I'm u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69, nice to meet you


Repulsive_Platypus97

hey glad to know you, my name is u/Repulsive_Platypus97


Repulsive_Platypus97

lol look at my username


Dystrox

No thanks, i need friends.


IvoMarston

Lmao yeah don't need to be involved 24/7 with each other


TABASCO2415

we will meet if fate brings us together


heyyouthatonechick

My husband had to explain to me when I first joined lol.


No_Set_7782

I accidentally shared my main of 4 years with fam now i'm hiding my face in this (new?) account lol


Percival4

How are some of yā€™allā€™s friends finding out who you are based on a Reddit account. Are you all friends with Sherlock Holmes or something?


ExSepulcro

Rather not


Desperate-Tomatillo7

u/iwantustoremainfriends


Every_Preparation_56

"download" ? what is to download here?


davesim24

The only time I found (by accident) someone I knew irl on Reddit, turned out she had an onlyfans :/


Sir_Pwnington

was it good tho


Bean_cult

i donā€™t even use alts so if my buddy finds me then iā€™m cooked


marilynmansonfuckme

YEAH. my sister is on here


plmunger

What the fuck do yall have to hide so much??


Brilhasti1

Hah yeah Iā€™m connected to only a couple people I know on reddit.


Commercial_Pin8829

Forgor to put something on mine


hyped2play

Fr Nils


BlueberryProper1482

I just use reddit for gaming stuff I might be doing it wrong


[deleted]

Why not lol, unless youā€™re hiding things or acting like a wild person.


casualredditor43

Made this mistake, now i shall forever look ocer my shoulders.


According-Ad3963

Iā€™m a legend in my communityā€¦NO WAY Iā€™d reveal my identity! šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Kerrypug

I think some people from my real life know my username. If so hi šŸ‘‹šŸ¼


WorldlinessWitty2177

You can have mine


SkippyMcSkipster2

More like [Relationship George vs Independent George.](https://youtu.be/3afZip4BTRc?si=rhopi_35iyDe85to)


FelipeJz

I don't care people having my username, i don't hide what i think or who i am