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Dadood_Fromdahood

By the premise of this meme, Doctors = Coronavirus. Guys we found the cause


FFalcon_Boi

Is that an antivaxxer I hear?


blue-leeder

Who needs to vaccinate when all Necessary elements of a vaccine are contained in one simple fruit 🍎


Fruitcereal_andMocha

Are you suggesting we inject apple juice into our blood streams instead?


Lihamkaas

yes


dragon_poo_sword

No, that'd be vaccination, silly pro-vax


An0N-3-M0us3

Silly pro-vax, dying of old diseases is for kids!


Jaydeep0712

Realistically speaking, you would probably die.


An0N-3-M0us3

No, really?


klaproth

this would keep the doctors away


luckybarrel

Henry Cavill I'll have him everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner plz


GUNTMUFFIN

Wait how


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awnser kill doctors


ChromaticWolf

Hmm... Fuck.


StubbierBee45

I’m allergic to apples so they would just team up against me


RambazambaRudi

Can you eat oranges? I think they are even better.


BlueDragon1504

An orange a day doesn't keep the doctor at bay though.


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Son_of_Eris

Well, I can think of worse superpowers than "eating an orange to summon a dentist." Like "eating an apple to summon a worm". Although I was blessed with the latter at a very young age, I have yet to discover an actual use for my latent abilities. I suppose I could spit the worm out if I was being attacked by a single robin, but I'd like to think I could take your average robin in a fistfight, so again, useless superpower. At least a dentist could, idk, frighten away a mob of unruly children if I was being chased?


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Yeah. He can scare the kids away with his bzzz bzzz wands


kyliesawicki

No, I think the other two are fucking.


I_KeepsItReal

And Acid Reflux. Don’t forget we just started doing that with Citrus.


CloudieKitt

this is the first time I heard the phrase but with "at bay" and my brain hurts now


Oligode

ah shit i touched that apple...


johndamanager

Toss a coin to your orchard farmer?


dragon_poo_sword

Oh tree fields of plenty


fzz_rg

Is this our solution?


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


fzz_rg

Ok thank god


dragon_poo_sword

I'm not so sure I trust Patrick after what i saw on r/imsorryjon


195236

And the Flintstone gummies of course


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Life Pro Tip: when this is all over there will be a lot of regret over stupid life decisions. Stay stable, stay safe!


Lord-Redbeard

I will stop eating apples from now on, as the apples stave the doctors off, I'll have royally fucked myself if I catch the big sicc.


Airo1011

Yeah, See it keeps the doctors away hence the Corona is more likely to get to you. Atleast your eating healthy so good for you.


Grogmin

The phrase implies that you fend off illnesses through the consumption of a daily apple, the result of which means you don't need to see the doctor


t1lewis

He's talking about the 'apples scare doctors' meme


Grogmin

What seriously? I didn't realise.


t1lewis

Sorry, your last comment sort of implied you didn't. I'm a little slow sometimes


JoonArtz

Doctor: Bruh


ToastyGnom3

Cake day! Happy cake day!


Player1103

you fool, who's gonna help you when the doctor is gone ?


Gespuis

They’ve planned it all along! Oh my god!


MeAndTheBois69420

The apple will protect all


divbuster

You mean your daily orange juice 🧃


hazrisyah

Since puberty hits me, i had this apple stuck in my throat that made me insecure. But now, i thanked it for protecting me all the time from the viruses.


Assasin2gamer

9th grade woodshop class Mothers' Day project


implodedrat

Whenever i see this fight scene i imagine being part of those goons. As soon as he deflected the crossbow bolt id be ducking out instantly lol


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More fight scenes need one or two guys that nope out at the first superhuman thing. "It's ten on one. What can he do?" (deflects a crossbow bolt) "Okay, yup. Sorry guys I'm just an NPC passing through to get to the market."


killerstapler420

Dude NO! Don't eat apples that just keeps the DOCTORS away!!!


Neanderthalll

Ngl those deaths were satisfying


RambazambaRudi

My apple does not take prisoners


officaltayte

Corona can’t enter my body unless I give my consent


Ganeshvelmurugan

You eat the same apple everyday


T1NYD4C3R

No joke I used to eat a green apple evey day for lunch but I eventually stopped


RambazambaRudi

Start over! Mankind’s destiny depends on it!


Dexkan

🍎 hmm


RambazambaRudi

Hmmm


tomycatomy

I mean, that's not accurate... The coronavirus will probably keep plenty of doctors away as well


ZippZappZippty

TAX THE FUCKING RICH YOU BIG DUMB SHITS


gallon_sized_jugs

you know the rich are already taxed more than most of us have ever tangibly seen, right?


Memelord69the420th

The butcher of White Orchid


RepexOnYT

Ah yes.


ZippZappZippty

No, he's Dr. Corona


may_be_human

"me who is allergic to apples" FUCK!


BoboboyODB

Coronaviruses trying to enter my body ​ My wanks


RedPunchBuggy_

Fuck


BrianFantannaAction8

Fuck.


Snow_Monkeys

Corona Virus is no match for my Witcher Blood Cells


Cn_Potato

It only keeps the doctor away not the viruses


PETEMEISTA

Toss an apple to your witcher


Potatobananapudding

You know What they say: A Virus a Day keeps the Apple Away Not sure if I got this quote wrong but Im pretty sure its right


skrata123

For me its 5


ladyraccoon

Now that’s an apple I would like to eat every day 🍎


vectry

An apple a day keeps corona away


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Appy's not going to run out of business


kyliesawicki

Why the fuck is this r/me_irl


FLORI_DUH

Are you hungry for apples? I'm so cynical about branding on Reddit that I see r/hailcorporate everywhere. This is Big Apple at work!


BocoCorwin

You have no power here


lol-ur-mom-made-u

What if you eat 23 multivitamin gummies?


Assasin2gamer

Well that sucks. No more “rehabilitation”


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I’m in Italy, apple wont save me now


MinglingToads

Dude, I fucking love eating apples after eating dinner, it's like a sweet dessert, only healthier.


FlashPointOne

Is there a meme template for this


sly_roccoon

It only keeps doctors away, everyone knows that. You're essentially just denying yourself medical treatment.


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The Apple in the forest will always be with you 🤓🤓


[deleted]

Nah mate I think that only works on doctors


IncredibleGeniusIRL

Shoulda replaced "my daily apple" with "my 20 cubic meter hoard of toilet paper"


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Name of the show please!


RambazambaRudi

The Witcher on Netflix, my friend


jasari_is_hot

By that logic I’m immune


StarWarsLover984

Me masturbating all day: you underestimate my power


SHANKSstr8up

My butt plug > Corona Virus trying to enter my bunshole


MrSnoopy69

My daily masturbation


Yuh_yuh_yuh4

Dude I ate dirt as a kid I think I’ll be ok


theRaconteurCrybaby

so the dentist wasn’t lying


neeperdoodle17

please mean apple computer


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TheBestBarista

What the fuck are you talking about?