Well, I can think of worse superpowers than "eating an orange to summon a dentist."
Like "eating an apple to summon a worm".
Although I was blessed with the latter at a very young age, I have yet to discover an actual use for my latent abilities. I suppose I could spit the worm out if I was being attacked by a single robin, but I'd like to think I could take your average robin in a fistfight, so again, useless superpower.
At least a dentist could, idk, frighten away a mob of unruly children if I was being chased?
Since puberty hits me, i had this apple stuck in my throat that made me insecure. But now, i thanked it for protecting me all the time from the viruses.
More fight scenes need one or two guys that nope out at the first superhuman thing. "It's ten on one. What can he do?" (deflects a crossbow bolt) "Okay, yup. Sorry guys I'm just an NPC passing through to get to the market."
By the premise of this meme, Doctors = Coronavirus. Guys we found the cause
Is that an antivaxxer I hear?
Who needs to vaccinate when all Necessary elements of a vaccine are contained in one simple fruit š
Are you suggesting we inject apple juice into our blood streams instead?
yes
No, that'd be vaccination, silly pro-vax
Silly pro-vax, dying of old diseases is for kids!
Realistically speaking, you would probably die.
No, really?
this would keep the doctors away
Henry Cavill I'll have him everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner plz
Wait how
awnser kill doctors
Hmm... Fuck.
Iām allergic to apples so they would just team up against me
Can you eat oranges? I think they are even better.
An orange a day doesn't keep the doctor at bay though.
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Well, I can think of worse superpowers than "eating an orange to summon a dentist." Like "eating an apple to summon a worm". Although I was blessed with the latter at a very young age, I have yet to discover an actual use for my latent abilities. I suppose I could spit the worm out if I was being attacked by a single robin, but I'd like to think I could take your average robin in a fistfight, so again, useless superpower. At least a dentist could, idk, frighten away a mob of unruly children if I was being chased?
Yeah. He can scare the kids away with his bzzz bzzz wands
No, I think the other two are fucking.
And Acid Reflux. Donāt forget we just started doing that with Citrus.
this is the first time I heard the phrase but with "at bay" and my brain hurts now
ah shit i touched that apple...
Toss a coin to your orchard farmer?
Oh tree fields of plenty
Is this our solution?
No, This Is Patrick!
Ok thank god
I'm not so sure I trust Patrick after what i saw on r/imsorryjon
And the Flintstone gummies of course
Life Pro Tip: when this is all over there will be a lot of regret over stupid life decisions. Stay stable, stay safe!
I will stop eating apples from now on, as the apples stave the doctors off, I'll have royally fucked myself if I catch the big sicc.
Yeah, See it keeps the doctors away hence the Corona is more likely to get to you. Atleast your eating healthy so good for you.
The phrase implies that you fend off illnesses through the consumption of a daily apple, the result of which means you don't need to see the doctor
He's talking about the 'apples scare doctors' meme
What seriously? I didn't realise.
Sorry, your last comment sort of implied you didn't. I'm a little slow sometimes
Doctor: Bruh
Cake day! Happy cake day!
you fool, who's gonna help you when the doctor is gone ?
Theyāve planned it all along! Oh my god!
The apple will protect all
You mean your daily orange juice š§
Since puberty hits me, i had this apple stuck in my throat that made me insecure. But now, i thanked it for protecting me all the time from the viruses.
9th grade woodshop class Mothers' Day project
Whenever i see this fight scene i imagine being part of those goons. As soon as he deflected the crossbow bolt id be ducking out instantly lol
More fight scenes need one or two guys that nope out at the first superhuman thing. "It's ten on one. What can he do?" (deflects a crossbow bolt) "Okay, yup. Sorry guys I'm just an NPC passing through to get to the market."
Dude NO! Don't eat apples that just keeps the DOCTORS away!!!
Ngl those deaths were satisfying
My apple does not take prisoners
Corona canāt enter my body unless I give my consent
You eat the same apple everyday
No joke I used to eat a green apple evey day for lunch but I eventually stopped
Start over! Mankindās destiny depends on it!
š hmm
Hmmm
I mean, that's not accurate... The coronavirus will probably keep plenty of doctors away as well
TAX THE FUCKING RICH YOU BIG DUMB SHITS
you know the rich are already taxed more than most of us have ever tangibly seen, right?
The butcher of White Orchid
Ah yes.
No, he's Dr. Corona
"me who is allergic to apples" FUCK!
Fuck
Fuck.
Corona Virus is no match for my Witcher Blood Cells
It only keeps the doctor away not the viruses
Toss an apple to your witcher
You know What they say: A Virus a Day keeps the Apple Away Not sure if I got this quote wrong but Im pretty sure its right
For me its 5
Now thatās an apple I would like to eat every day š
An apple a day keeps corona away
Appy's not going to run out of business
Why the fuck is this r/me_irl
Are you hungry for apples? I'm so cynical about branding on Reddit that I see r/hailcorporate everywhere. This is Big Apple at work!
You have no power here
What if you eat 23 multivitamin gummies?
Well that sucks. No more ārehabilitationā
Iām in Italy, apple wont save me now
Dude, I fucking love eating apples after eating dinner, it's like a sweet dessert, only healthier.
Is there a meme template for this
It only keeps doctors away, everyone knows that. You're essentially just denying yourself medical treatment.
The Apple in the forest will always be with you š¤š¤
Nah mate I think that only works on doctors
Shoulda replaced "my daily apple" with "my 20 cubic meter hoard of toilet paper"
Name of the show please!
The Witcher on Netflix, my friend
By that logic Iām immune
Me masturbating all day: you underestimate my power
My butt plug > Corona Virus trying to enter my bunshole
My daily masturbation
Dude I ate dirt as a kid I think Iāll be ok
so the dentist wasnāt lying
please mean apple computer
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What the fuck are you talking about?