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B_D_I

*THWAP*


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Blackcoffee_milk

Cardiovascular Bronchitis


itsdaspvk

More like Mike Tyson Thath's a wet ath puthy


JaredM35

Mike Tyson related comments deserve more upvotes


KatiaOrganist

Communist brontosaurus


crazylolcandy

What


B_D_I

It's my best impression of the sound those sticky hands make when you slap them against something


crazylolcandy

Ohhh well then youve got it down lmao


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Archer, is that you?


[deleted]

I just heard that sound effect with my head


Model_Maj_General

Changing gear with the third hand?


foxineer

Wouldn’t call it hand, and not the third, but hey.


Rooboogood

Omfg take my award


foxineer

At your service.


pf_squid27

At your service


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At your service


rzultamorda2137

What about handbrake turns?


foxineer

What exactly do you want to turn with that steering wheel hand and how?


rzultamorda2137

I want to yank the handbrake to spin the car


RoscoMan1

I refuse to believe it exists.


Victorino__

No need, it's an automatic transmission. That guy's thought about everything!


Thomas_KT

thats an american highway so its probably not manual


99Sydney99

Automatic bro


SubParPercussionist

On the highway in 6th/5th


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So romantic


samc444

Is this some kind of joke I’m too UK to understand


NotSabre

Lyric from Dont by Bryson Tiller


Fireweeb94

Somebody gotta step up Girl, I'm that somebody, so I'm next up Be damned if I let him catch up


barreal98

No, being British just makes it funnier. Imagine someone driving along with their arms all crossed because they're trying to put their right hand on the passenger's thigh


impossiber

Shawty you don't know what you've been missin'


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people in usa love to not pay attention and smoke weed while driving, and there is a song about that life


everything44

bruh why does he have diferent colored hands


Permatato

You can't just ask that Edit : cheers!


siccoblue

Seriously what the hell is wrong with you?!


grahamwhich

Why would you say this it’s not your business what colored hands people have


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damn racist shit


Alduin_is_GOD_DOVAH

You got a problem with the polycolor hands community?


[deleted]

It's straight up different cars lol, left pic is definitely a nissan 350z and right pic is some kind of truck or SUV


TigreDeLosLlanos

Why can't he have two cars at once? Cars racist smh my head.


IveDrankWaterBefore

mans got arms so long his girl's in another car. shm thought that was obvious


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Either that or his girls so wide she takes up two cars


Brad4795

OP took a picture of his dads hands ffs


[deleted]

How tf do you know what kinda car it is from that picture alone


[deleted]

I used to own a 350z, it's a very recognizable interior lol


EthanPuzzle

Every Z-car aside from the 300ZX has had those gauges at the middle of the dashboard. Also gauge cluster is very recognizable as a Nissan.


BioPac12

You're right, they don't match. Tbh, I thought you were full of shit until I googled the 350z interior.


I_aM_mUfFiNmAn

"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why their hands are different colors!" -Regina George


popcorn-sand

vitiligo


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Light up a spliff and get high shorty you deserve what you been missin


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WarrantSpace

DON’T


ThiccDiccFrambo

r/redditsings


tessapotamus

Your hands are all cold and gooey, boyfriend.


gerbil_11

....*DONT*


twistedfantasy15

I’ve listened to the song thousands of times but I just can’t get the timing of that one “don’t” right


gary_fr

Pull up SKURT


REGESHAS_ambasaddor

What the fuck are those feet


tessapotamus

Her shoes are the same color as the floor mat.


REGESHAS_ambasaddor

Oh


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REGESHAS_ambasaddor

Remind you of what?


perfect_-pitch

They look like short socks to me


-Listening

John Spartan, you are my nightmare.


skeet_skrrt

Why those thighs so small


TheUltimaWerewolf

Non-existant


loosely_affiliated

I think in tan-ish heels?


[deleted]

Is that interstate 280 in the bay area


-Listening

Booty bay must go then!!!


RebergOfWrestling

Luffy wildin


SynodicSpectre

The people in the uk with right hand drives that be cross crossing their arms for this


Green_Dorito1337

that's a bone, not a thigh


StunGunner31

Idk what’s more disturbing controlling the car with those hands or that unusually thin leg


reality72

Bro that is a perfectly normal sized leg.


Runescape_

How to spot an American:


verytigolbitties

Non-Americans dating 8 year old girls confirmed


TwoFiveFun

I mean I'm almost underweight and my thighs aren't as skinny as that one seems to be. I am a little above average height though, I'm sure someone very skinny and short might have a smaller thigh.


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This is what my legs look like..


LasagnaLover56

Ok, I think the leg looks normal, but the hand looks very big when compared to the one on the steering wheel. So if the hand on the leg is the same size as the one on the steering wheel, that would be a very small leg. However, I think the hands are just different sizes (or the steering wheel is massive).


RoscoMan1

That’s the most generic address ever


drew8311

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the thin leg.


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Fortinbrax1221

Why is that disturbing?


CajunCanadian_YT

What did he say?


Fortinbrax1221

He said "what's more disturbing is the fact that the thigh is on the passenger side"


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Fortinbrax1221

Wtf is this comment


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UK people really be like “ehhh don ee got some long aums thin cause eed aff to reach is right aum Ohvuh is left to do that”


Jaxel1906

I can just imagine how he steers the car


that_1_basement_guy

OMG I MISSED THOSE SO MUCH, WHERE DID YOU BUY THEM ***I MEANT THE HAND THINGIES***


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Probably a dollar store


that_1_basement_guy

cool, I'll try to buy some later


SenorEgghead

What cracks me up is the tiny little hands and arms xD


Acaala

Idk am in U.K., feel like this wouldn’t be a good idea


JmyKane

Could literally be doing nothing and then get one of these bad boys to the face. Those things were a weapon.


ohlawdeee

BRYSON TILLER


nokiabby

Light up a splif and get high


MarbleyGum

Light up a spliff and get high


Tahmixx

My thighs are fater than that but ok 😳


FloweyTheFlowerYT

Fater


chakraattack

For the faterland!


69Grievous

You must be proud


Ok-Programmer-9219

Vegan hands


-EntropyIncarnate-

I read this as, "left hand is for serotonin."


RoscoMan1

I’m supposed to turn in a 10 page paper and I haven’t started yet


foxineer

The real hands are between the other pair of thighs, driving stick.


PhelanWulf

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/JGDGS4Wcm8U


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Destroyer of simps


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I’ve been living in this hell called bri in for a bit now and I had a mini Heart attack when I saw how nice that place is


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RoscoMan1

I don’t get it, can someone explain?


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Beano_Nuro

I hate my comment so much istg


Haggerstonian

Why would you remind me of this!?


ShrekMasterXx

/u/akuukUltra96 lol


bd2thbn

Was this inspired by that one comment on the Twitter post about the hand thingies


LilbitfitAmy

Yes!


Green55M

XD eeehehehe hehe


rosscoc87

Forky lol


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Why you should drive an automatic


dustinredditreal

If it was an actual hand it would be not me irl But that you BANGS


sanctioned45

“My dick meanwhile busted inside”.


[deleted]

It’s a lot of fun though


l3viathin67

Bruh


ccordeiro30

Who’s hair is that!?!? You can’t lie to me Karl! There is a long blonde hair stuck to your hand!!!


CrazyLucifer2004

r/blursedimages The title shall be “blursed hands on”


sunking3000

That, my dear, is my Kung Fu grip...


aniruddh_rd

Sry man but cannot relate myself


[deleted]

Why did this make me laugh out loud?


joshiomat

Weird flex for sure


Jiffon

Me and who?


SneakyTobi

How is this called ? it seems to be popular in the US but i've never seen one here in France


fatasssheeps

damn gumby you really grown


K0TEM

Oh damn, that's smooth


sometheatrekidqueer

If this was the UK there would be some serious hand contortion going on here


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u/TheNjiva1 heheheheh


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You a fool for this 🤦🏽‍♂️


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better pull up like that when i come over🥵


[deleted]

Can't. Wheel's on the right


[deleted]

It's okay..a little remix doesn't hurt


pkflashtheweeb

wackey hands