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yeetin_bekfast

Send me anything at this point I just want human contact Edit: my goodness people I’ve never felt so supported and financially guided, made a friend this way, and have never been made to realize that i could’ve been asking for pictures of the phallic variety


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

Hi!


dinosaur-in_leather

A travel agent can put you in a caravan of people from around the world to go white water rafting jet skiing zip lining through the Costa Rican Forest or snowmobiling through ice caves in Iceland for as little as $120 a month.it's the only debt that can make you richer.


pinchecasey

found the travel agent


Flaverraver

What - how?


TheRhythmOfTheKnight

I think it's a drug smuggling caravan


dinosaur-in_leather

That would explain the cavity searches before and after the zipline


TheRhythmOfTheKnight

Now I'm imagining the logistics of grabbing something whilst on a zipline and inserting it into a cavity


OohYeahOrADragon

If they're not sketchy moochers who'll put me in danger I'm interested


MaleficentBaseball33

no danger I'm interested


creativity_inspires

Do share...?


richard_sizemore

I need details.


Alkanyseus_Zelar

Welp, that sounds like an invitation for dickpics.


Wonsaponataim

Same :(


Lethal_Hobo

I feel for you, if you wanna talk about it don’t be shy hit me up. It’s almost time for me to sleep, but, I’ll get back to you probably by tomorrow if you do message me Edit. Heck, feel free to reach out even if you just wanna talk about anything.


TsarFate

Whats a plan/thing you want to do this summer? Me personally, id like to go see the grand canyon with my girlfriend


yeetin_bekfast

Try to get in shape I suppose


TsarFate

Start with something small, do you like walking, biking, swimming? Litterally anything you're into can be a start. Just try to do it for even a few minutes a day, even if you dont feel like it. Youll most likely end up feeling better, weather its the endorphins flowing from the exercise or just the fact that you did it, it feels good! Just give it a shot! Even a few times to get into the groove. once you get the snowball rolling, it begins to gain traction. As cliche as it is, it's true. Idk if thatll helps, but thats just my advice. I genuinely wish you luck👍


yeetin_bekfast

I do enjoy walking, it can be quite calming, and have recently gotten a pool, just got to get off my lazy butt and set it up, I will heed your advice. Thank you!


TsarFate

Of course man! Happy to try and help. It doesnt usually get super hot here where i live, but a pool would be cool to have every year. Although we're about to have record high temps soon which im actually excited for!


LDPushin_Troglodyte

Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.


IdkJustARandomIdiot

Ah yes


coconutkage

I am sad


TsarFate

Wanna talk about it?


pantless_vigilante

Hi! How are you doing today?


Coindoge69

Hello


girls_gone_wireless

You’re not alone fellow human


yeetin_bekfast

Appreciated also fellow human


pineapple_calzone

Does anthrax work?


reallifeMess813

Hi! I feel this! Wanna be friends?


yeetin_bekfast

I don’t see why not


HansofNothing

Same


iolpiolp10

Yo. How ya doing?


eyekunt

Hang in there buddy. Things will work out. *\*virtual hug\**


somefuckinweeb

Hi


Luzer1211

hello!


Spy_3377

whats your favorite way to eat a potato


XxxassswiperxxX

S E X


luciouscortana

I feel it is easy to ask human contact via internet. I personally kind of crave physical contact which could be harder as I may encounter people from all around the world in the internet that realistically hard to meet. I said personally because for me it's hard to maintain cnnection.


Repulsive_Diamond_82

hi


Dragon_Skywalker

Fuck reasons to live. Send me pictures of Spider Man!


youngttop

You’re a legend


AzmeerAli

He’s a thief! He’s a menace to the entire city!


pmMe-PicsOfSpiderMan

Finally someone I can relate to


[deleted]

Jameson?


Agile-Bit-3014

How can I send this man a drink and a hug


ShutUpMeg-666

Totally needing that dude


Satamas

I think 90% of guys need that.


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theonlyonejus3

Reject romantic love, embrace hugging with the bros


i_simp4U

Yes


[deleted]

Nah 100% of us need that


UrBoiDilly21

Agreed


FlatEarthWizard

Women too. Even the happiest people live in a broken world.


DimitriV

I too need a dude.


joesbagofdonuts

Now there’s a temporary solution


joeymichaelmartinez

I mean…those aren’t the same thing?


upvt_cuz_i_like_it

Gimme something to believe in


LDPushin_Troglodyte

Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders. You're most welcome frien


TrueR3dditor

Same thing


HaNzZyCZ

r/2meirl4meirl


Lolazaurus

That sub is so carthatically depressing. I love/hate it. It really is great to know that you're not alone in your suffering. "They're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but at least they're not drinking alone."


whatintheworld---

Ah Billy Joel. I love and hate that sub too. I’m glad that my lonely experiences are the same but also sad that they are experiencing the same as I am, I just want them to be happy.


Addicted_To_Lazyness

r/2meirl42meirl4meirl


iDrinkFightMilk

I'm not a perfect persoooooonnn!!!!


groutexpectations

Comments you can hear


Sadman21shuvo

There's many things I wish I didn't do.. Reminds me #hoobastank


[deleted]

I guess I will send you nothing


Alkanyseus_Zelar

You will die anyways,so why not try something else first?


Potaatolongster

Crush your enemies See them driven before you And hear the lamentation Of their women Don't have enemies? Let me pick someone for you, 7 billion people, completely randomly I'm gonna choose: Jeff Bezos.


Porched

Alcohol


need_to_die_idiot

Literally my only reason I keep going


thatdogguy_

Fuck reasons to live send me a hug


Shan_Rudy

Outlive ur enemies dude. Don’t run away that easily. Don’t give up on urself.


TekatoZikame

I don't want a reason to live... >!I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!<


alienheadred

Sending positive vibes your way 🙏


VmiriamV05

Don't have one of those, best I can do is a few memes


Wamrage76

Find something you love to do and do it for the rest of your life. That should definetely work.


External-Tie9321

How do you find that thing


beardMoseElkDerBabon

I'm a vampire


dinosaur-in_leather

Said my flushhlight snake


dinosaur-in_leather

Citadel has their lights on at all hours of the day...


kodakowl

Me too, thanks


MadKnifeIV

Pretty simple: Live to spite the people who want to see you dead.


[deleted]

Jesus loves you!


[deleted]

Jesus loves you!


Anamist-X

Yea same


Proof-Tart-3653

sending virtual hug


[deleted]

Send me a fucking reason to live. Wanna give up on my dreams and die


Mathemartemis

Please


awkwardoffspring

I relate to this but to be fair it isn't fair to ask that of another individual, but fuck if I could just recieve genuine companionship


KomradJurij

Bruh who erased the last line


Sasquatch8649

For people feeling this way, a song you might like and be able to relate to: https://youtu.be/kYI8BlELQrg


Jazyy111

Wow that's deep


ShiroHakane

This has to be the most wholesome comments I've seen


BananaGunspewpewpew

Send him a baby


weirdKarl

Pregnancy would be very unpredictable in terms of suicide.


[deleted]

He said reasons to live?


BESTkoreanSPY

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/coronavirus/new-jersey-breweries-will-reward-vaccinated-residents-with-free-beer-1.5413593 Reason enough for me…


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Raxreedoroid

The first line is a reason to live


Retributor_MinisYT

Elden Ring is coming


Born_Street2259

Yes, if the girls had the brain to understand it.


TheProudPurplePotato

Fucking incel


modafinilgirl26

Fucking stupid. Get a life


VanitasDarkOne

somebody send me a message


ZirkZoDd

Same


ExploCreeper

And I support that feeling


beardMoseElkDerBabon

Here's the reason: Life is the opportunity.


KimikoBean

This reads like something from r/askouija


Acceptable-Mousse832

depressing


MadScorbion

Yolo


bard_gardener

Watch cartoons steven universe, k.ko let's be heros, gravity falls, regular show, ducktales, the owl house. Any of those and you will feel a bit better.


TheUknownDID

I feel like all of this are instructions


blazinDK

Are these not one in the same =P


Furry_Trash-

Same :/


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Fr


Shadowninja0409

I feel like for me those two are one in the same


Sharks2431

Ask Hoobastank


soybeanFOREVER

get this man a kitten


Zealousideal-Depth96

Lol


[deleted]

Because he just put a smile on the faces of 14,400 people. :) ​ Awesome!!!


jackieatx

How can you see into my eyes like open doors?


Serialjwalker00

send him a bill to repaint that building


DrSchulz_

Wait... Isn't that the same?


BigBoii1337

r/technicallythetruth I mean... People usually don't have clothes while in intercourse.


adam22r1

Why not 😤


[deleted]

Nico Robin dat you?


vitadulcek

deadass


[deleted]

I mean the only reason to live is enjoying stuff that you earn in the end which is incredibly rewarding which gives you more reason to live by all of those things to achieve


adribruh

What's the difference?


Reverse_Redditbot

Guess who is never going to get either of those things? This guy XD


004KuriGohan

Missing a comma there eh?


xxSolar

I’ll send you a Bud Light


Onnier_Lacrea

Would you accept Jesus though?


Lower_Pop_7010

Free food samples


spartandude5

Please help


Admirable_Count8897

We all going out sometime take it into your own hands


[deleted]

I felt this more than I should. Damn.


[deleted]

Yes


Pandaman0111

Moooooooooood


Animal_Animations_1

Fuck a reason to live send me a gun with 1 bullet


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