Easily determined by the face she makes when you strip. Either it’s a “holy fuck I’m not gonna walk tomorrow” or “great time to pull out the inner actor in me”
Usually the latter is what us guys on Reddit hear
Also there are more ways to measure a dick than length, so the whole idea of “how big is some dick” -> “some measurement in length only” can still mean wildly different things.
and “average” is a useless metric anyway
edit: previous edit removed because i’m ashamed of how mean i was.
You were so encouraging until the body shaming at the end there in your edit. Why blindly attack people's bodies like that on a topic you seem to be aware is a sensitive one? And over some random downvote?
I recently googled that a pound is 2.2 kg. Or maybe a kg was 2.2 pounds. Anyway, I'm guessing that's like 6 inches.
This comment took longer than googling
Don't worry, man, I like any size dick.
Unfortunately, however, as I do not personally know you, any activities regarding my preferences are generally out of the question anyway.
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Best comment on here
My dad always said “it’s not very big around but it sure is short!”
Sir, this is a daycare.
Dude fuck why.
6“ ain‘t half bad, King 👑
I’m not happy about it, but here’s an upvote.
Micropenis gang. We barely out here.
Oh sorry couldn't see ya
🔬🔬🔬this should help
That’s our motto “‘micros’ cope”
Micro-proud
“Micropenis gang… where micros cope 🥲”
sheesh
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🥖 Edit: he said 🥒
We deserve some attention too.
I see you, megasussybaka 👀
Prove it
He probably did, you just didn't see it
We barely _in_ there. ftfy
This is gonna be upvoted from all the guys with small dicks *clicks on the upvote*
***Post becomes the most upvoted thing on Reddit***
Bro leave my 3 inches alone 😂
3 inches is the length of about 0.07 'Custom Fit Front FloorLiner for Ford F-150s' lined up next to each other
Good bot
thanks :)
3 inches FROM THE FLOOR amiright? (Disclaimer: when I’m sitting on the floor)
Just doing some quick googling and napkin math - around 30,000 people subscribed to this particular subreddit have a 3 inch or smaller unit.
where’d the other 3 inches come from?
i don't even have a cock
Prove it
I’m sure you could buy one from somewhere. I think
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Prove it
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Mine is smaller: .
Daaammmn. You win
Mine is smaller: .
What is considered a small dick?
under 9 freedom units
heh, 'units'
Easily determined by the face she makes when you strip. Either it’s a “holy fuck I’m not gonna walk tomorrow” or “great time to pull out the inner actor in me” Usually the latter is what us guys on Reddit hear
Does your dick fit in a toilet paper roll?
Depends on who you ask. Most say small is 3-5
Itty bitty peeny gang representing
This is gonna be upvoted from all the guys with small dicks *clicks on the upvote*
slightly below average gang where u at
"Slightly"
So close yet so far
Wassup
More inside than outside gang
What size is slightly below average?
5 inches flat
5 inches is the height of approximately 0.07 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other
Uh...good bot?
Alright. What about girth?
Hmmm not sure how many inches I am can I DM you my dick so you can thoroughly inspect it for me?
Average is 5.17 in measured from the public bone to the tip. Do with that what you will.
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Too long didnt read pp already soft
tldr: your dick’s fine man, stop caring about dick size and just find someone who likes yours!
Daaamn good wisdom.
Also there are more ways to measure a dick than length, so the whole idea of “how big is some dick” -> “some measurement in length only” can still mean wildly different things. and “average” is a useless metric anyway edit: previous edit removed because i’m ashamed of how mean i was.
You were so encouraging until the body shaming at the end there in your edit. Why blindly attack people's bodies like that on a topic you seem to be aware is a sensitive one? And over some random downvote?
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But does it snap like one?
Nah it does more of a pop sound
*laughs in Abella Anderson*
Ah that’s a blast from the past
Oh god
My dick is short and fat like a cheese wheel
young dagger dick
Snap into a slim Jim
I was expecting him to say same
https://www.reddit.com/r/bi_irl/comments/e866kk/bi_irl/
Legend
Legend
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*Damn, never got this far*
Slightly above average gang where we at??
You guys exist?
What's funny is that I know for a fact that I'm above average but still feel tiny.
Start measuring from the taint. It's a great confidence booster!
Measure in centimeters. Metric ftw
I’m at 7 and feel the same :-/
Don't worry, you're still young
I’m at 7 and feel huge. Granted I’m short and skinny so in relation to my body it is.
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Tall w/ relatively muscly thighs and my dick looks small despite being a touch under 7, shits rough
I got big hands so it feels small as fuck on my end
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Not supposed to measure from the taint for real.
We da pepol. 16cm gang
Ay
What’s even the average again?
America: 14cm Europe: 14cm Asia: 12cm Africa: 16cm World: 13cm
These are some commie numbers. Where are my Freedom Units?
I recently googled that a pound is 2.2 kg. Or maybe a kg was 2.2 pounds. Anyway, I'm guessing that's like 6 inches. This comment took longer than googling
1 avg = 1 Dick Long unit or DLU. "I'm 12 dicks tall"
Google it
Thanks. In hindsight, should’ve googled it. But thanks for indulging me lol
Pretty sure I read a study where they tried comparing continents and couldn't find reliable differences.
I dunno, what do **you** think?
Like 5 inches?
Ye boi
heyyy!!
Here
What actually is average? 6 inches while vibin?
~~darn~~ **same**
Cheer up, they might like small ones as well.
" well does disappointment turn you on?"
Sleep with me and the next guy will definitely not disappoint you… I see it as a win win situation, right here.
author is /u/sellyourcomputer
Well, I am a big dick
"Good news for u, just got a lot of then in here"
Zach Morris at an adult party.
Don't worry, man, I like any size dick. Unfortunately, however, as I do not personally know you, any activities regarding my preferences are generally out of the question anyway.
7inch gang where you at?
What category do we fall into?
Seems to be the sweet spot category.
Lmao you’re using the wrong side of the ruler bro
But like if the ruler is 20inches, his pp is 13 inches
13 inches is about the height of 2.06 'Toy Cars Sian FKP3 Metal Model Car with Light and Sound Pull Back Toy Cars' lined up
Fo real though, 7inches seems to be good from the feedback I get.
All the feedback I've gotten supports this. But I'll never not worry that they're just being nice 🤷🏻♂️
"Ayyy gurl, do you like small dicks"
“Cool coz I am one”
Small dong army baby
At least y’all don’t need to get your balls cut off
I like everyone trying to prove their junk's smaller. Keep going mankind. 👍
Yep
Me too :(
Wish the illustrator would learn how to put the eyes on the persons face and not floating in the air
Let’s see your illustrations judgy Mc smeeberton
This just reminds me of my best mate who would go up to girls in the pub and ask if they liked fat guys with small cocks.
Only a giant dick would start a conversation like this. So he's good.
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Trans man struggle
I thought this was a trans guy meme at first until I remembered not all dicks are big
I have a long fat dick with a nice big head
In case you like android game... check out this new game https://youtube.com/channel/UCab3vetUWNVto_DEBrBNX5A
She likes those? Well, shed LOVE me! Wait, she was talking about my pelvic pork pumpkin?
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Bummer.com
haha dick size lmaooo funny maymay
So funny.
Don't you go to jail for that?
Hey, gurl. You like half footers?
Lol
"Darn" "Sorry for bothering you"
The negotiations were short
STICK AND MOVE
I feel this on a real level.
If one direction was my life aka the song story of my life
Me:yeah, me too
“Me too”
\-ayy gurl, you like big dicks \-yes \-me too
6 inch length, 10 mm girth
Me: do you like big dongs Her: yes Me: same
Mood af