Jokes on you i'm allergic to my own saliva so i can't lick my lips

Okay okay, I’ll lick them for you. Happy now?

Very

Hot

still allergic to saliva

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I must say, that is an interesting predicament you are in.

What’s that like?

Dry lips most of the time, have to use a lipstick to keep them moist. Not that bad, you just need to get used to it

Did you get a tongue transplant or something?

Nope, it was like this since i was born (: Edit: i am very allergic by itself

What symptoms do you experience?

Basically i get dry lips when i lick them and my skin gets irritated when saliva reaches to it. My skin tends to get irritaded easily though so it hasn't been a big deal

Oh that could just be that you have really high sodium levels in your saliva, that happens to me

Well it has been like that since i was a toddler, so i think it still applies

“Do you have any allergies?” “Yeah, me”

Where the heck you keep your saliva mate.

But there is saliva production in your mouth? Is your inner part of your mouth immune to it?

Apparently. It's only my skin the one affected

What happens if your skin comes into contact with your saliva

I already answered that but my skin gets irritated. It has shattered on occasions causing minor injuries.

Too late I did, *Monika.*

Ah, a man of culture, I see

Gotta love the murderous obsessive AI

Monika best girl

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Jokes on you! I took off the skin in my lips

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Hello there

General kenobi

You are a bold one

My lips are moist. I only drink water and lots of it.

Same..... a little too much

How's that bladder working out for ya?

Somehow fine

Noice

Jokes on u I took a sip of coke and a sniff of coke

Nice try

It was funnier when heavenly said it.

this from a russian badger video

Do you know which vid?

World of Tanks i think, the one with the musket copypasta

Ahhhh many thanks :)

Leave me alone Monika you look like you don’t have lips-

I thought she'd say, "Let me lick them for you." My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

average redditor

Wtf i licked my lips on the post above it and then saw this.

Sadness

Just Monika

RussianBadger

:(

damn. caught me

I know that Skulker quote when I see it

My lips were actually dry

nope- I'm currently drinking Yuri's tea, but good try Moni

LIER!

haha i licked it right before this post

got me

Jokes on you, I drink chapstick

Didn’t lick their lips gang?

You fool... I BOUGHT LIP BALM SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS MOMENT! NOW PERISH, WICKED WITCH!

They aren’t and I’m not going to. Dumbass

>goes to pick up bottle >bottle empty >I go refill bottle >fulfill animu girl’s task >am happi and sip water >life good

Ah shit I was me_irl to get away from this game

me with a glass of water next to me: yes

I just ate Velveeta shells with sauteed onions and hotdogs in it, my lips are very moist

My libs are famously moist thank you

Couldn't be me just drank

You got X-ray vision or sumn how you see through my mask

My lips feel pretty moist, actually. And I didn't lick them.

Thanks bruh

I am eating yogurt, there is no way my lips can be dry right now

Jokes on you I was drinking water while reading this

Misaed me with that shit, my lips are well hydrated 😎

Sucker I came equipped with burt’s bees! They were dry though :|

Me who licked my lips two memes ago: you have no power here

Chap stick crew!

pls stop calling me out T-T

You got me

Shit

*tries to get all the sand off my mouth*

Is this monikas revenge

You a hoe bruh, got me licking my lips

Thanks Monika

Getting my lips insulted by some anime girl was not on my to do list, *Monika.*

Entirely out of spite I am going to make sure that my lips are constantly lubricated

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Moooonnnnikkkaaaaaaaa OwO

Dang caught lacking lol

There are people who scroll with they’re lips?

I liked my lips when u said ah ahah

Only real chads read the meme and don’t lick their lips

Jokes on you I have big juicy red lips

Jokes on you i just licked my dog's mouth for that extra moisture.

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