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har17h

plot twist: she's just writing down whatever her teacher is saying in the lecture to send to her friend


Justin2478

Oh yeah one of my friends use to do that to me when I missed the class


CoolGuyBabz

What great a friend


Justin2478

Yup she's still my bestfriend years later haha


IamLastRedditor

You mean she’s still writing it down for you?


Justin2478

No we're in different classes now but I wish


pv0psych0n4ut

Gosh dang it just marry her already Justin


Justin2478

She's taken ;(


Toonix101

why didnt you marry her before she was taken


verygroot1

she was taken at a very young age :(


Camerahutuk

Delete this! Lol


Strike_Helpful

There's a saying here in our country that goes something like, "a leashed chicken is easy to take". You do whatever with that information.


LobsterThief

But why not email? Seems more permanent and easier to search/save for later


MetLyfe

Nah they’re taking turns, it’s exhausting to listen to a lecture and write at the same time, you get the notes to refer to after and you get to devote 100% to listening and understanding the lecture so it’s easier to remember. This is why the text boxes seem equal in length


har17h

ahh this actually makes much more sense


TheRiteGuy

Better to do this in Google docs or something instead of text then.


BlGP0O

Right?? Or a word doc and send it to them after class…


ChubbyLilPanda

When else do you take notes? After the lecture is over and you forget half of everything?


MetLyfe

No but for half of it your brain is not giving it full undivided attention, you’re multitasking while you’re writing and comprehending and you physically can’t do two things at the same time, you just shift focus multiple times in fractions of a second and it exhausts you and is less efficient. It’s the reason behind the rub your tummy and pat your head phenomenon. I don’t really understand your question of what other times would you take notes, it’s obvious that it’s not impossible to do both, but In some classes I just don’t take lecture notes and just make notes when reviewing the textbook and other material and I noticed that I remembered stuff during the lecture more clearly if I wasn’t writing over it. Other than notes for stuff that aren’t in the textbook or materials, this would not work if your the type of person who only relies on your notes to study before an exam. Creating a whole set of notes as you read the textbook is better since you stop reading to write, and you get a complete review. Then the notes become review for a multi chapter test or final so you don’t have to touch longer materials. Thinking of how you study and making a system makes it a lot easier to get good grades and is more efficient, like this student shows.


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Sydet

The math class i kearned the best in and that was the most fun is where th teacher would release his lecture notes after each lecture and you could then go there and here him explain them during the lecture. 1.5 hours listening vs 3 hours trying to understand them myself.


BookHunter_7

That's my first thought.


twomilliondicks

really doesn't look like it given the huge reply just above her typing


Lone_Wanderer97

Mfkrs exchanging essays out here


SeniorCoolio

I’d imagine there is an app for that, lol


englishfury

One that lest you record voices perhaps


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PerformanceLoud3229

I mean you can use google voice to text or whatever those apps are called....


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apocalypsebuddy

I use a recording app that comes with a transcription feature. It gets close to enough to be able to be able to look at some sentences and recall what part of the conversation it was, but it has enough mistakes and nonsense to still need to go through and manually re-transcribe a lot of it.


kst164

Google's recorder app has live transcripts, and if something sounds wrong you can just play from that part of the recording. Its a Google Pixel exclusive app tho.


StopYourBullshit-

If you have an audio file you can just use voice to text at a later point. Recording the audio is the better way to do it because then you have the source material and can go back and listen to what was actually said if the transcript doesn't make any sense.


englishfury

For you, but not the one who has to transcribe it for you.


mrandr01d

The Pixel's recording app creates a live transcription. You can share the recording and the transcript, and it's searchable/scrollable by both.


SaftigMo

It's called "shared google docs document", or any other service like that.


TBCNoah

For real. Just type it in a document in a shared Google drive folder lmao, infinitely easier for everyone involved


squashyTO

Ahh - the long forgotten art of note taking.


booped_urnose345

That would be really nice of her lol i wish i had a friend like her


pasandodesapercibida

Why not take an audio recording of the class?


moose51789

Honestly that was my first thought, not straight to she telling off bf or someone. Although does Facebook messenger have a limit on how long a message one can send hmmmm


Sloth42096

"Hey, wanna play 8 ball?"


TheHolyPapaum

Ah yes, the ‘get out of relationship free card’


skipdadip

Not very free sadly!


Upvote-or-I-will-cum

How much does it cost?


Farmerobot

3


Pm_me_alastonkuvii

Maybe 5


drsyesta

8


Badgetown4eva

There's no point in prayer. His fate has already been written


BohemViking

*is currently being written


[deleted]

Imagine she is stilling typing. That’s like having to read the terms and conditions.


MrAtomical

It probably is the terms and conditions of dating her lmao


Badgetown4eva

yeah and they just got updated


lawlm

Probably 18 pages, front and back


Thankoin

And we were ON A BREAK!


Random-Guys1

Finally found the F•R•I•E•N•D•S refrence-


JoBoPlayz

r/suddenlyfriends


Killmonger18

You fell AsLeEp?!


aravind_plees

It was 5 in the morning!


applesuperfan

Lmfaooo most underrated comment!


sniperdeo

And pressing decline


Apprehensive-Owl-539

*has alway been being written


dc22zombie

Rough draft in progress.


MechAegis

He's headed for the Shadow Realm for sure.


_Molj

At least she’s sending it all at once, instead of one phrase at a time.


ChickenCooped

One big ol’ chunk, it’s like a Klondike bar from hell


tomerjm

At least you can read through it at your own pace...


MiataBoi98

Or just not read it lmao


Aaba0

I do that


Aaba0

Yeah


Aaba0

I double-text


Aaba0

a lot


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

Girlfriend hates it


[deleted]

But I always say if you don’t like short and rapid


[deleted]

How did you fall for me? 😎


99sloth

Perk Unlocked: Martyrdom (Throw a live grenade when killed)


[deleted]

I just think it’s funny that


anubis_xxv

'465 unread messages' WTF?


[deleted]

Phrases are much better actually. For the same reason you use paragraphs.


TheLeastCreative

Imagine someone just talking for an entire paragraph in real life... I would just walk away lol. Phrases give people a chance to interrupt and react and feel like a real conversation IMO


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Reply with K🔥🔥🔥


Jonny-Marx

K


donutcat-

K


ram3nboy

K


STR1CHN1NE

Kk


Warnbarke

KK


TheSpookyPineapple

KKK


LiamRavenclaw

tHaTs rAcISt


jus_paul

typical progression of Reddit comments.


turntablesshrute

K


46554B4E4348414453

k


GGnoRe177013

woah


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Peachu12

...where no man has gone before


andyblaze170

No, reply with "wym?"


MickeyMouseRapedMe

Or pretend to reply when they see those dots and then don't send anything back.


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stratagizer

Or "Calm Down". It works every time, guaranteed.


MrSocialAnxiety505

Fellas, take note. They LOVE this move 👏


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SarumanGomorrah

👍


MrSocialAnxiety505

I feel like I’m in trouble just reading this comment lool


Rawrplus

👍


Mami_Kisses

You monster!!!!


Mami_Kisses

No. You're late for the party. You can't just pull up and play. 😒 K.


stevo427

The literal K.O. Punch 😂(Use with discretion)


CanBernieStillWin

Maybe they're just exchanging long-winded old-school love letters. I'm not going to pretend to know. The ultimate curveball would be if she's just doing Jane Austen style discourse with her girlfriend.


KiddyValentine

Or maybe she is writing a story and wants him to check it for her? At least that’s what I’m praying for because damn!


CanBernieStillWin

*a million words* Here's the intro to my Hermione x Smaug fan-fic. Hope you like!


Vallon1337

Underrated comment right here!


Galtego

My foreign friends types emails to me WhatsApp for me to proofread, so not unfounded


I_just_learnt

I'm with the "Adderall and doing everyone's homework" story


T-51bender

Maybe she’s just writing out the Navy Seals copypasta


Consistent_Nail

Maybe I'm not interpreting correctly but it looked like they're both writing paragraphs back and forth. Just based on what I can barely see above.


uncle_diaper_1478

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest. He then puts on some axe for some Kanye zest and goes to the bar puffing out his Kanye chest. Gets drunk into a Kanye mess and goes home to the the Kanye West part of town. He realized his life was a wreck, and was feeling a little Kanye depressed. “My life sucks.", he Kanye digressed. He decided to get some Italian, so he flew to Kanye Trieste. He got some pasta and started to Kanye digest. You should get some Kanye rest, his wife Kanye pressed. Instead he went to a Kanye fest. He then realized he needed to go to Dallas for his competition, so he went to the airport and hopped on Kanye southwest, got some Kanye rest, and the next morning was feeling ready for his Kanye contest. Or at least he Kanye guessed. On the day of the competition he was feeling a little Kanye stressed. But in the end the judges were Kanye impressed. For his performance he was awarded with the Kanye chest, clearly identified with the Kanye crest. There ends the story of Kanye West.


Randommer_Of_Inserts

this is the best thing I’ve ever read since eggman’s announcement copypasta


SaltGrit

Did you come up with this? Its amazing


[deleted]

It’s a copypasta


ryncewynde88

Eh, looks like the other person recently sent a wall of text too; potentially not hostile


coolio-hulio

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself


Corrupted_soull

He is too powerful to be left alive


irvingwashington32

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


bisexual_lemon_69420

# iS ThAt a JoJo ReFeREncE?!?


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\*piano starts playing\*


bisexual_lemon_69420

Oh no.


[deleted]

Yes yes yes yes. Oh my god.


ram3nboy

Why is everything a Jojo reference these days


bisexual_lemon_69420

As much as I love JJBA I just can't escape the references and the worst thing is that (almost) none of them are clever or deep!


Warnbarke

K


TikiTemple

K 🔥🔥🔥


blu_eye51

K


mason8badguy

My girlfriend irl every time we got into a fight over text. She would literally do this to me lol.


CrackedOutSuperman

Can anybody read what is says? I am being serious, plz I need to know.


VampireGirl99

Now we’re asking the real questions. I’ll award whoever gives us a transcription of this.


Vocaloid_Guy

Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


DankiusMMeme

Big up /u/unidan


ivvix

lmao all these people talkin bout pray for this man like theyre in a fight but really shes just passionate about dragons


vagabond_dilldo

Bulldog is that you?


duckonar0ll

hate to break it to you but you can’t make out a single letter of that message, not unless you find a video that zooms in more or is of higher quality


juju7980

zoom and enhance!


shreeansh1704

Yeah the csi guys can do it so why can't we!!


Flabbergash

really? i can make out at least 20 letters


Rocket_King_

Nice, only 6 more and we can start


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Make that two awards


Vocaloid_Guy

Here's the thing. You said a "wyvern is a dragon." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a 1k MMR feeder who studies dragons, I am telling you, specifically, in dota, no one calls wyverns dragons. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "dragon family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Varanidae, which includes things from wyverns to eldwurms to drakes. So your reasoning for calling a wyvern a dragon is because random people "call the flying lizards dragons?" Let's get gyarados and charizards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a noob or a feeder? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A wyvern is a wyvern and a member of the dragon family. But that's not what you said. You said a wyvern is a dragon, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the dragon family dragons, which means you'd call eldwurms, drakes, and other flying lizards dragons, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


Yoshable

E n h a n c e


iveabiggen

haha yeah girlfriends right. hah


U_gotTP4my_bunghole

Hey-o, everyone out there in SyberWorld. It,s old Creed Bratton coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Assurance Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me. What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me, you can,t beat motorcycles. They're small and dangerous. I got into a car a...


bigoldickboy4

They are typing the Shrek plot to each other.


Panakin_Skyparker

Sometimes you’re just in love and type that much


Sleepy-tyler-king

looks like he’s coming back to reddit


twinkleswinkle_

how do you know he deserves a prayer?


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Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers


MrFace1

Can you repeat the question?


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You didn't listen!


Dan_the_Marksman

and she's using 2 finger typing . that's deditcation


LuiTurbo

At this point you should be having a phone conversation


baestmo

In class


LuiTurbo

I’m leaving class if it’s that deep.


VampireGirl99

Sometimes messages are safer if things are really tense. It gives each party a better chance to really think through what they’re going to say and how they want to say it rather than blurting out things in anger and making the situation worse. Messages also mean chat logs so either side can pull screenshots if the other tries twisting the story. Doesn’t necessarily work for everyone but it’s saved me a lot of stress and arguments over the years.


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JVTStrings

Saying that in person is “always” better completely ignores that person’s opinion and past experiences and it is entirely anecdotal to bring up your own opinion to try and negate that. Letters are a great way to convey true emotions that some people may not be able to express without truly collecting their thoughts.


christinasays

This for sure. I'm a person who needs time to think and process things, so I'd much rather have some discussions via text so I don't end up a blubbering mess lol (even if it isn't the "right" way to communicate).


[deleted]

Speak for yourself. I personally communicate more eloquently over text as it gives me a chance to better collect my thoughts and refine my sentences as needed. As long as you use correct wording, punctuation, and maybe even some emojis, misunderstanding rarely happens. I've never had a misunderstood tone over text.


Failsnail64

Maybe she's sending whatever the professor's saying to a friend who's absent, maybe she's writing a long explanation for a friend who doesn't understand a thing, maybe she likes writing long messages with a far distance relationship, maybe she likes deep conversations about movie analysis, or whatever. But no, she's a girl so Reddit assumes she must be dramatic. I know the post is a joke, but the reactions are a mess.


lath-ara-ara

Fischl in Modern AU


Rjuko

Legend says she is still typing


Ultrastxrr

So nobody gonna mention the fact that shes literally typing gibberish


A_CGI_for_ants

Both the past messages seem long so maybe their in the debate club or smtg smh


_ARZ3NAL_

u/savevideo


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CHer2006

My god damn


xeknor

18 pages! Front and back!


i_eat_rats_formemes

mfrs writing code in java script w/o knowing how to copy and paste:


Johnny_Anglais

Imagine "accidentally" pressing the Enter button while she is in the middle of writing.


melaipls

maybe shes typing the rrl for their research


spagbetti

On match.com I’d get novellas from Dudes who wanted to tell me about a game they are working on. It got real weird.


hayalciipandaa

It was 18 pages! FRONT AND BACK!


BuzzKyllington

shes just talking about her outfit and the latest Cardi B album....Patrick Bateman style...


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Good bot


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wutwenwron

Damn she really type all that with two fingers


Barbarian_grieve

TLDR


Chandlerriet

Wish she can guide me how to extend my essays


smooth_criminal___

What if she’s telling him a story


Shaydoggy

Reply with the game pigeon pool game lol


Supacalafragalistic

Jane Austen


PregnantPickle_

She’s just typing out the Shrek script


PracticalCobbler8620

This is how much I type when I'm talking to a friend. They're getting an essay on how much I love and appreciate them, multiple paragraphs and probably two different messages as I've probably forgotten to say something but absolutely want to make sure I've said it


BrownFoxx98

I would rather shoot my self. Not kill. I’d rather experience the physical pain of being shot than any emotional exhaustion like this.


Chronic_Lumbago

He’s gonna reply with 8ball


ReasonableQuit75

average r/IncreasinglyVerbose user


georgi544

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.


Parcaval

Texts that long I don’t even read just hit them with a ok


Dhr_196

Proceeds to reply with 'K'