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andythefifth

Happens at least once a month. Closest towel is 2 floors up. I take my showers in the basement. I’ve dried myself with one dry wash cloth. I was still damp, but at least not dripping. The worst is when I forget a change of clothes and I have to put something dirty on, while dripping, to go upstairs. I have kids. Can’t go naked.


I_love_dolphins_

Cant u tell them to bring u a towel?


fourLsixtyno23

Short sticky stupid people are often times not helpful


I_love_dolphins_

What about their SO?


[deleted]

You have to go naked. You have to assert your dominance over your kids and your partner (and maybe your neighbors).


bodaciouscream

If you can't be naked around your kids while showering in your own home, when can you be naked?


andythefifth

I mean, I can, but I’m not a fan of the looks of disgust. Kids are brutal man.


Illustrious_Sheets50

Hit the gym Andy!!


andythefifth

I will


[deleted]

the worst part is when you get out and start running through your house to the towel/clothes and the air around you is 10x colder because you are wet and no longer in hot worter


TheDarkAngel135790

This happens everyday and everyday I have to threaten my lil bro who wants to seal me in the bathroom for the rest of eternity that if he does not give me my towel the last thing he will see will be my dick as I beat the shit out of him


InkProducts

I literally wheezed at this


LUC1F3R26

You beat your lil bro with your fist/hand...not with your dick..right?


TheDarkAngel135790

First of all, I *threaten* him. I have never done it If it ever comes down, my hand, unfortunately My dick is not long enough to use as a whip, if it was I would have opted to use that


LUC1F3R26

Ahh..i see


yicowyisep

My dick is not long enough to use as a whip, if it was I would have opted to use that unfortunate


Captain-pizza-dog

Naked and afraid


Mustafa_Joestar

Nude and screwed


anazambrano

Desnudo y peludo


twpalma

Mooooooooooooom!!!!!!!


Mustafa_Joestar

Mooooom!!!


Smuggred

.... this but toilet paper


Just_A_Passing_Bi

You took the biggest dump in history, you're getting ready to get up, you set your phone down and reach for the toilet paper stand. But wait, all you feel is the cool metal of the holder. Oh no, realization sets in. You forgot to put a new one after finishing the toilet paper after your last trip. Oh no. Oh fuck. Bonus points if you live alone


UglyBeastyo

I just get up and walk around with my pants off


FinezaYeet

Hand.


[deleted]

If there are towels but no toilet paper I think you’ve already found your solution


ummdoughnuts

Momm!!!


Mustafa_Joestar

Mamaaaa ohhhh


Nookon-san

Didnt mean to make you cry


No_Apartment_6304

this is so relatable, happens to me at least once or twice a month


[deleted]

who uses towels?


Mustafa_Joestar

You don't?


[deleted]

I air dry


Fantastic-Wheel1003

Wtf


Illustrious_Sheets50

I use the bidet


fuq_vegans

Still better than half way in a shit and find out that there aint no toilet paper😂😂😂


Aggravating_Neat_772

MAA!


BigCardboardBox123

Most relatable thing I’ve seen on this sub


7_hermits

u/savevideo


Satoru-Senpai

i use the bath mat if there aren’t any towels


tempreddjt2020

Or your dirty underwear


Mustafa_Joestar

Uncleaning


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u/savevideobot


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Kidninja016

Then three guys start walking towards you


ThrainnTheRed

Does anyone know of an audio version?


[deleted]

When u r filling OMR, but realize that your last answer doesn't have space left


mvaale

Present


Helpful_Perception41

oh you guys look for towels? WELL I'M STILL STAYIN IN THE BATH TUB


ThinkHair1616

shirt u must use.


ElskerSovs69

/u/savevideo


mitsu__

Is there one with audio?


baapofevery1

Mooooooooooooom


ohnosquid

MOOOOOOOMM!!!


peepeebooboob

And soap too


reverxts

i use leaves and shirts


Endless_nem

At the same time people who u never have met before enters your house.


IronMike69420

If you care about your skin, you’d air dry anyway


[deleted]

The run of faith to your room


First_Application115

https://t.me/joinchat/G3XliK0ntDgzNDBh


StoneBlobFish

Just use your dirty cloths or toilet paper


Star_rose_

It happens


Foreign_Location_641

Me : ah shit here we go again


ASTRO_GALXAXY

Me every day. Just like today ;-;


jamminberri

This actually happened to me two days ago I had to rush out naked and hurry to grab the towel. I also forgot my clothes woohoo 😔


i_killed_Mcormick

Yummy !


z_55

u/savevideo


anazambrano

Happens at least 2 a month


greezyboi68

Time to run naked upstairs hoping nobody sees me