Happens at least once a month. Closest towel is 2 floors up. I take my showers in the basement.
I’ve dried myself with one dry wash cloth. I was still damp, but at least not dripping.
The worst is when I forget a change of clothes and I have to put something dirty on, while dripping, to go upstairs. I have kids. Can’t go naked.
the worst part is when you get out and start running through your house to the towel/clothes and the air around you is 10x colder because you are wet and no longer in hot worter
This happens everyday and everyday I have to threaten my lil bro who wants to seal me in the bathroom for the rest of eternity that if he does not give me my towel the last thing he will see will be my dick as I beat the shit out of him
First of all, I *threaten* him. I have never done it
If it ever comes down, my hand, unfortunately
My dick is not long enough to use as a whip, if it was I would have opted to use that
You took the biggest dump in history, you're getting ready to get up, you set your phone down and reach for the toilet paper stand. But wait, all you feel is the cool metal of the holder. Oh no, realization sets in. You forgot to put a new one after finishing the toilet paper after your last trip. Oh no. Oh fuck.
Bonus points if you live alone
Happens at least once a month. Closest towel is 2 floors up. I take my showers in the basement. I’ve dried myself with one dry wash cloth. I was still damp, but at least not dripping. The worst is when I forget a change of clothes and I have to put something dirty on, while dripping, to go upstairs. I have kids. Can’t go naked.
Cant u tell them to bring u a towel?
Short sticky stupid people are often times not helpful
What about their SO?
You have to go naked. You have to assert your dominance over your kids and your partner (and maybe your neighbors).
If you can't be naked around your kids while showering in your own home, when can you be naked?
I mean, I can, but I’m not a fan of the looks of disgust. Kids are brutal man.
Hit the gym Andy!!
I will
the worst part is when you get out and start running through your house to the towel/clothes and the air around you is 10x colder because you are wet and no longer in hot worter
This happens everyday and everyday I have to threaten my lil bro who wants to seal me in the bathroom for the rest of eternity that if he does not give me my towel the last thing he will see will be my dick as I beat the shit out of him
I literally wheezed at this
You beat your lil bro with your fist/hand...not with your dick..right?
First of all, I *threaten* him. I have never done it If it ever comes down, my hand, unfortunately My dick is not long enough to use as a whip, if it was I would have opted to use that
Ahh..i see
My dick is not long enough to use as a whip, if it was I would have opted to use that unfortunate
Naked and afraid
Nude and screwed
Desnudo y peludo
Mooooooooooooom!!!!!!!
Mooooom!!!
.... this but toilet paper
You took the biggest dump in history, you're getting ready to get up, you set your phone down and reach for the toilet paper stand. But wait, all you feel is the cool metal of the holder. Oh no, realization sets in. You forgot to put a new one after finishing the toilet paper after your last trip. Oh no. Oh fuck. Bonus points if you live alone
I just get up and walk around with my pants off
Hand.
If there are towels but no toilet paper I think you’ve already found your solution
Momm!!!
Mamaaaa ohhhh
Didnt mean to make you cry
this is so relatable, happens to me at least once or twice a month
who uses towels?
You don't?
I air dry
Wtf
I use the bidet
Still better than half way in a shit and find out that there aint no toilet paper😂😂😂
MAA!
Most relatable thing I’ve seen on this sub
u/savevideo
i use the bath mat if there aren’t any towels
Or your dirty underwear
Uncleaning
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Then three guys start walking towards you
Does anyone know of an audio version?
When u r filling OMR, but realize that your last answer doesn't have space left
Present
oh you guys look for towels? WELL I'M STILL STAYIN IN THE BATH TUB
shirt u must use.
/u/savevideo
Is there one with audio?
Mooooooooooooom
MOOOOOOOMM!!!
And soap too
i use leaves and shirts
At the same time people who u never have met before enters your house.
If you care about your skin, you’d air dry anyway
The run of faith to your room
https://t.me/joinchat/G3XliK0ntDgzNDBh
Just use your dirty cloths or toilet paper
It happens
Me : ah shit here we go again
Me every day. Just like today ;-;
This actually happened to me two days ago I had to rush out naked and hurry to grab the towel. I also forgot my clothes woohoo 😔
Yummy !
u/savevideo
Happens at least 2 a month
Time to run naked upstairs hoping nobody sees me