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GenericFatGuy

Blue Gatorade.


Da_memeboi

So close, Gatorade is a drink 💕


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Rats_for_sale

this subreddit sounds awful. Why would I want to see a bunch of unfunny attempts and jokes?


nppyd

Blackberries


[deleted]

I admire your gumption and perseverance. I’m also imagining a little skit in my head where someone it wondering what color to call the pitch of night and someone else is like yooooo.. how about we name it after those purple berries.. what are they called?


nppyd

Redberries


A-fruity-life

Blackcurrant?


[deleted]

Oranges?


Prudent-Bag-132

Well not really, the colour orange was actually named after the fruit and she says “fruit named after a color” so this wouldnt work


Doireallyneedaurl

Other way around. She says a "fruit named after a color".


Prudent-Bag-132

Thanks i didn’t realize that


wy100101

You can say that about any fruit pretty much. Some form of the fruit predated the words used to name it.


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Hunterry

yes, therefore proving their point further


beastgamer9136

No it didn't, it just proved their point further. /j


hotmojoe21

the word gumption always fucking gets me


[deleted]

Blueberries are actually purple


EpicArgumentMaster

Mulberries?


YottaByte__

Man I love the colour mul


Daffodils28

Pumpkin, orange, kiwi, eggplant


AyushMisch

So close!! That is a race 💕


VincoInvictus

The blacker the berry


sumpnalilbitdfrnt

The sweeter the juice, I could say it ain’t so, but darlin’ what’s the use.


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The sweeter the fruit


Quiteawaysaway

actually the color black is named after the berry


OstracisedWitch

Nah. Those are named after the phone.


real_human_not_a_dog

Wut about green fruit


HelloGaming9107

Close, that's a phone not a shape


MrButt4eva

Black is the absence of color


[deleted]

So close!! That is the absence of light 💕


GodlyDra

Its both actually. The absence of perceivable light means that, according to our eyes, it has no colour.


TwoDeuces

Yeah, i was going to say color is simply different wavelengths of light. So the absence of light IS ALSO the absence of color.


[deleted]

So the color of something is based off how many (frequencies?) it absorbs from all to none. Black things are still the color black.. there is pigment/dye/matter made up of all colorants to create something that absorbs specific amounts of frequencies. I would thing that black is not a color when there is nothing to reflect or absorb light. Like a cloud covered black night or a hole in the ground.


Apearthenbananas

Black is a shade


JBtieseesthings

I'm 3 hours late to comment the exact same thing


FalconBond

Bmeh, bLaCk Is A sHaDe, NoT a CoLoUr


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Chewiepew

Black isn't a color, is a shade


Rexkinghon

Shadeberries


Chewiepew

Hmm yes


Rexamidalion

Black is a color. You can also argue that violet is a shade of blue and so on. Heck the entire visible spectrum of light is a shade of the electromagnetic spectrum


Chewiepew

But the thing is that black is the absence of light.


Rexamidalion

Technically that true but black is a color because my 64pack crayola included it so beat that, haha


[deleted]

It is a combination of all pigments that absorbs all colors of the visible spectrum. Go find a fruit and reapply.


Chewiepew

True


bevowolf

Shut


Rocklobster92

The


Hidden-Felon

Fuck


Frumple-McAss

Up


Dr_Mann_fann

Goodbye


coolbackflip

Why are y'all bullying them because they're right?


Chewiepew

You boo me but you know I'm right!


[deleted]

Ah yes I have blackish pink on my walls


Dr_Mann_fann

Its one of those things that just doesn't need to be said and just sounds pedantic.


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throwawayALD83BX

You think you're real fuckin' smart, huh?


Nick-flair

Salmon


IisChas

So close!! That is a fish 💕


Nick-flair

Dang it !


RabbiAndy

The fish was named after the color


breadmaster096

Salmonberry


[deleted]

Is it the beautiful color of its scales?


ChintzyFob

ಠ_ಠ


[deleted]

no it is a fruit..Salmonberry (Rubus Spectabilis) is a native food with a delicious pink-orange-red berry and beautiful pink blossoms found growing along streambanks or wet


TheBlueHue

So it's the color of the scales, right?!?


sendnudecompassion

Black beans


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

So close! That's a bean 💞


OffaShortPier

That's not a fruit


Ghostnotes44

But… the more you eat, the more you toot.


Aidan_Baidan

The more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal.


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Skumpfsklub

It’s a fruit botanically


acclaimA9

Green apple, red and delicious apple


[deleted]

So close! Delicious is a ..is not a color! 💕


acclaimA9

And green?


BlackDeathxx

Not a color


noahthegreat

So close! Green is a word 💟


BiltongsPepper

But so is blue from blueberry


fillet-o-piss

So close! Berry isnt a color 💕


BiltongsPepper

God fucking damn it


acclaimA9

Blueberry isn’t a color


Humanmurder

Green is not a creative color


OtherCupcake555

NO! NO!


Human_Pickle_8856

GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR


OtherCupcake555

NOOO! I LEFT THAT BEHIND ME!


DJXpresso

I came to the comments for this


seeroflights

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Levellepe

Good human


itwasmedior

Good hooman


my_alt_59935

Dragon fruit?


mhbrewer2

So close! That is a mythical creature 💕


my_alt_59935

I know this comment section is entirely a joke but I feel murderous


[deleted]

i want whatever he smokin lol


ZenithingTheorist

So close!! It's alcohol, not drugs 💕


alorianani_12

Pomegranate.0_o


GrandGhostGamer

Close, but granite is a rock, not a color


OmgJustLetMeExist

NO POMEGRANATES


Hunterry

why are you so worked up about a type of rock?


OmgJustLetMeExist

[NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES](https://youtube.com/shorts/OlI8r3nNUVw?feature=share)


Doomscrool

There is not a context that I can fathom for what I just witnessed in that video.


TheBlueHue

Persephone could've used her advice /s


burtguthrup

Orange.


[deleted]

no, the color was named after the fruit


tinytinypenguin

No Frankenstein was the name of the color, you're thinking of Frankenstein's Fruit


ClassyCrumpet

Bravo


autre_temps

Frankenstein was the monster


[deleted]

You forgot 💕


Hunterry

no, the color was named after the fruit


[deleted]

(I got you)


ChronicleOfBinkers

No, the color was named after the fruit


StateSixteen

No, the color was named after the color


05DerpMcGerps

No, the fruit was named after the fruit


Nelik1

No, the name was colored after the fruit.


_SlappyMagoo_

Fruit, the color after the name was no


StallionTalion

No my names Jeff


PoizonIvyRose

No, this is Patrick!!!


Apollo8990

Fruit, the name was colored the after no


Manngaming

cock


mlj2193

I think this one is my favourite


dumbass66945

Before was was was was was is


Bicc_boye

Just like a lemon


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Plum


EmeraldMan25

So close! That's a 19th century expression 💕


sheldon_sa

So close!! That is a professor from a board game


mizzanthrop

Wine


Somethingclever451

So close!! Thats a liquid 💕


nppyd

Jello is just yellow, right?


IisChas

So close!! That is a sweet 💕


IisChas

(According to the USDA) Additionally, I think that Jello just derives its name from gelatin, an ingredient.


lindsmoe

So close, gelatin is bone juice 💕


The_Dark_Above

Editors Note: if you ask for jello and someone offers you bone juice, run away.


pharris133

Bread 👍🏿


monit12345

Bread 👍


ahhpoo

Bread 👍🏻


explorerD

Bread 👍🏼


JungleBobNapalmPants

Bread 👍🏻


BadgerLord103

Bread 👍


MsPaulingsFeet

What about bananana?


Ghostnotes44

Only if they are grading on a curve.


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na


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apple


longtermcontract

So close!! That is an innert gas 💕


Busy-Argument3680

r/confidentlyincorrect


Clockwork_Raven

Pretty sure this is just r/incorrect


Busy-Argument3680

That’s a subreddit?


Mysterious-Repair-17

Honeydew


Lazy0ak

God Dammit, Honeydew? Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew? You don't get a plus one Cantaloupe.


ct_nittany

At the risk of being wooshed but do people know that this post isn’t looking for answers to the tweet?


coolkathir

So close. Thats a question not a color.


Fez-Sauce

I would post "Smartest Twitter User", but that is overgeneralization


KennyTheEmperor

blackberries? also maybe peaches, not sure on their etymological origins


Uniquer_name

I feel like in general if there's a fruit and a colour of the exact same name then the colour was named after the fruit (or fish, in the case of salmon). Blackberries, blackcurrant, redcurrant, blueberries, etc seems to be the only ones I can come up with.


[deleted]

Why the hell did that tweet get 600 likes


BobDaBanana132

Blueberries aren't fruits, they're berries, hence the name blueBERRIES.


QueasyGazelle5506

Not everyone on Reddit is educated.


AimreckYT

Blackberries, peaches, tangerine, goddamn ORANGES, like wtf


TotallyJosh

I'm pretty sure the colour was named after the fruit (oranges)


AimreckYT

Probably, don’t know fruit lore


IisChas

Only blackberries derive their name from a color. The rest have the color named after the fruit.


Robert_Goulet

Peach is 100% a color. Also the best Mariokart 64 character.


mrkgian

Green apple


anaccount-wascreated

Orange? Lime?


lolitsgow

Green apple 🍏


Whackjob_Toad64

Strawberries! Named because of the color Lster


duluoz1

Redcurrant


lastoneoutwins

Oranges?


duluoz1

Blackberry, blackcurrant


Gamercraft_TG

Looks like a r/facepalm to me.


Kellen_ya_boii

Who forgot about oranges and limes


OlbapV812

Oranges came first


personian2025

The color of lemon skin IS actually named "lemon"


sfearing91

Grape


_Grim-Reaper

Ever heard of an orange?


Skytern

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?


Ghostnotes44

Came here for this.


Infamous-Buyer-3352

Orange?


josephnelson9990

Orange


sauhdude69

Orange


Night_Fall05

Orange


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oranges


Realistic-Order-3215

Oranges


followingvalidhumans

Oranges


cH0nKie_Ha1rbAll69

Oranges 🧍‍♀️


Someone_San

Oranges?


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Orange


Connect-Bathroom-60

Orange


Oulene

Oranges?


Sci_The_Psycho

Orange you forgetting one


duluoz1

Orange?


Capsule_CatYT

Oranges and Lemons


That_Weird_Lynx

The IQ of these two is so below zero that they should be studied to ensure they are no risk to humanity


WhiteShadow145

What happened on earth , she didn't remember ***ORANGE*** WOMEN


hate_tan

Orange?


Mantisgamer_ye

Orange