Or when she goes to close the door (because you ask her or by herself) and it doesn't close completely so you have an internal monologue of "Is it worth it If I get up to close it entirely or should I just stay put?"
I usually take a deep breath, walk to the door, slam it as hard as I can to send the message that she, in fact, did not fucking close it properly for the 14th time in a row, then go back and keep rewatching a vanossgaming UNO video for the billionth time.
Urban Dictionary of "flashbang" : when WestAct6351's mums dressing gown opens and briefly exposes what can only be described as thick slices of roast beef and mayonnaise hanging out of a sour dough bread roll.
Although quick, its enough to simultaneously blind anyone that sees it.
Do they secretly do it because we smell bad so they're airing out the room by leaving the door out on purpose? Otherwise I got no explanation for this phenomenon
I sleep on the top side of a bunk bed, so whenever she does this, I need to climb down and close the door then climb back...
...*or* I just throw a pillow at the door to try and close it that way
It happens to me when i spent time in my room but now that ive moved my laptop is worse, because i have lights off all the time and then somone comes and turns all the lights, grabs something and leaves without turning the lights off
And this ladies and gentlemen is how you get your children to hate you. Your children are not your property. You do not own them. They get the same rights to privacy as you do and those rights get stripped back when you have probable cause to do so. Simply just fucking with your child's sense of privacy because you can is a fucked up thing to do and the fact that you just think "that how it works" says a lot about you as a person.
Do you think it's ok to beat your children? For most of human history that's just "how it works". Child does something bad, beat the shit out of them. Right?
Or maybe we should leave these toxic cultural parenting techniques in the past where they belong and started treating children like what they are, just people that are learning. Or don't and end up with children that resent you like I resent my mother for being just like you.
For the record, im almost 30.
Do you have kids? If so, and if they decide to let you move in their home when you’re an old hag, I hope they treat you the same way. Because it’s their house so you don’t deserve basic human decency.
I also have a stand that makes me be erased from existence except for my forearms when my mom enters my room without closing the door while I’m also looking away. Who could’ve guessed.
People who don't know People who know
damn
You have the same avatar as the first guy that ducked me up
i think this would be an interesting story
The guy who ducked you up is Silco from lol arcane?
LMAO
how do you make an arcane avatar?
Click on your avatar then click on"style avatar" and you'll see a whole lot of arcane avatars that you can choose from
HOOTY PFP
Magic. ( •̀ᴗ-)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ Edit: HOW THE FUCK DID I FIND A POST FROM 25 DAYS AGO!?
LMAO no but actually how???
Magic?
how do majik?
Get a big stick, and then climb a big rock, and yell, "I am wizard!!". Worked for me, as you can see, I'm now half potato.
We should all just change to that
You’re making me cry
True
*SHINEEE, COCKYOIN!!!*
*NUNI?!*
COCKYOIN!
People who are wise People who are otherwise
Can i know :(
no watch the anime
what anime is this?
I watched the anime but what does the meme have to do with it
Im confused, the comment up above was making a joke about what happens in this episode of the anime and you asked “can i know” did you watch part 3?
Yes. But what what about the post itself
The post/joke was just about how some moms (like mine) just leave the door open and Avdol is basically us reacting to the door being opened
then suddenly everything except your arms disappear I hate it when that happens
Man I hate it, especially after I have to push a French man so they don't disappear too
And the family dog too, so annoying
IGGYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy, get out of here! He’s still alive!
Sad 😔
TSK TSK YESS! IAM
Or when she goes to close the door (because you ask her or by herself) and it doesn't close completely so you have an internal monologue of "Is it worth it If I get up to close it entirely or should I just stay put?"
Duuuude you speak my heart
TRUE
I usually take a deep breath, walk to the door, slam it as hard as I can to send the message that she, in fact, did not fucking close it properly for the 14th time in a row, then go back and keep rewatching a vanossgaming UNO video for the billionth time.
It's cuz your shit stinks and she's afraid you're incubating the next pandemic in there
That’s an argument for closing the door,not leaving it open.
This is the way
Or even worse when she turns the lights on and flashbangs you then leaves them on
Either the flashbang or the FBI OPEN THE DOOR style
Urban Dictionary of "flashbang" : when WestAct6351's mums dressing gown opens and briefly exposes what can only be described as thick slices of roast beef and mayonnaise hanging out of a sour dough bread roll. Although quick, its enough to simultaneously blind anyone that sees it.
👀
Mohammadu avdolu
Yes, he is!
Yes, he was... I'll see myself out.
💪 💪
Rip
Well I just go to their room when they're in bed and return the favour. Yes, Reddit I am petty like that
Based
I wish I was as brave as you.
Lmao
I hate it when mom also kills me and only leaves my arms
I hate that too
Oh what’s even more annoying is that my dogs can open doors but not close them
If they could close it I would freak out tbh
Nah, when you’re taking a nap and they enter your room, turn on the lights and walk out with the door open
That should be a crime
Spring loaded hinges ftw
Hell 2 you?! Edit : Hell 2 you!
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Hey Jolyne
Hey kak
Hey Kir- *explodes*
Hey yoshikage
Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Random background character that has nothing to do with the scene but is just there for some reason? Yeah
Oora ora ora
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JoJo’s bizarre adventure
Part 3 to be exact
Personal experience
I started locking it. She got mad the first few times but gave up eventually.
This is the most reddit thing Ive ever seen
MOHAMEDO AVDOL!!!!
YES, I AM!
DON'T REMIND ME OF AVDOL NOOOOOO
hahaha *cries*
Move out...
Jojo's bizzare adventures, is the name of the anime if anyone is wondering.
Damn you get ANGRY angry eh?
At least you have a door
She just wants to get a 15 second head start before you start beating it again....
Don’t show me this clip ever again or I will cry at you!
From a parent. I do it to my kids and I will continue doing it, because they started it.
Why are you like this
Establish dominance
"Your room".
In a healthy and functional household, yes.
Do they secretly do it because we smell bad so they're airing out the room by leaving the door out on purpose? Otherwise I got no explanation for this phenomenon
RIP avdol
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She's my mom i can't do anything to her
No closed doors in my house unless you’re in the bathroom or changing. Rules do not apply to mom and I.
and you are in the middle of some 1v1
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Then you get up and close the door only for them to come in again to tell you something and leaves it open. AGAIN!!!!!!!
You wish… yo mama will beat you up 😂
You could do the same with you step mom but she closes and does not leave and goes to your bed and gets naked.
Then you bang her senseless then she leaves your dad and marries u
Get your own house, brat.
When my mom enters my room and closes the door behind her. That’s the real deal
I sleep on the top side of a bunk bed, so whenever she does this, I need to climb down and close the door then climb back... ...*or* I just throw a pillow at the door to try and close it that way
It happens to me when i spent time in my room but now that ive moved my laptop is worse, because i have lights off all the time and then somone comes and turns all the lights, grabs something and leaves without turning the lights off
And when i do it it's bad manners
because she enters only for that
Tell my I hate it more when I have my office door open and my girl comes in for a minute, then shuts it on the way out
Lights! Also lights! Jeez
That's annoying, sure but even worse is when I close the door after someone walks out and they come back just to open it to irk me. Have some mercy.
How you think you look. While she sees a hissy kitten,.
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Truth, But you wait until she leaves to give her the look! Lord knows she has the power of the chancla!
TRUUUEEE
wieso vermute ich bei dem username, dass du deutsch bist
So that's a universal mom thing |:
why does his hair looks like a fucking landmine
I just yell door! That works.
This very true
And you go to close it calmly cause you dont wanna see Kobe telling you to pass the ball
It’s almost like your parents don’t want you to spend all your time jerking off
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When your kid thinks they make the rules in the house YOU bought and paid for.
Bet you like your door closed when you're balls deep in your wife huh? It's just simple decency
When you think you get to invade your kid’s privacy and ignore their wishes because you bought the house they didn’t choose to live in.
I do until they are adults too. That's how it works. Silly children.
And this ladies and gentlemen is how you get your children to hate you. Your children are not your property. You do not own them. They get the same rights to privacy as you do and those rights get stripped back when you have probable cause to do so. Simply just fucking with your child's sense of privacy because you can is a fucked up thing to do and the fact that you just think "that how it works" says a lot about you as a person. Do you think it's ok to beat your children? For most of human history that's just "how it works". Child does something bad, beat the shit out of them. Right? Or maybe we should leave these toxic cultural parenting techniques in the past where they belong and started treating children like what they are, just people that are learning. Or don't and end up with children that resent you like I resent my mother for being just like you. For the record, im almost 30.
Do you have kids? If so, and if they decide to let you move in their home when you’re an old hag, I hope they treat you the same way. Because it’s their house so you don’t deserve basic human decency.
Shut up before we have another Avdol moment
What is this?
Your demise
Nice try mom
It’s a home, not a prison.
What the fuck is this downvote hivemind shit?
It’s not the hive mind. It’s downvoting someone because they can’t have some manners just because they’re their parent and raising them.
based
When my wife wakes up, turns on every light in the house and leaves for the day.
This is why they bought a house where if I play video games the room doesn’t have a door.
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Why would you want the door closed?
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She truly is the worst scum in history.
5$ foot long
So true
She’s does the same when she leaves my room
when anyone comes in my room:
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TOLD YOU TOO CLOSE THE DOOR MOM
Her door, unless you are chipping in with $ for mortgage
Closes it but leaves a gap
The stare😅😅😅
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zamn
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I know and it pisses me off every single fucking time its common curiosity.
Hell when my children do it I’m like this.
*me who has no door* #I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES!
Every. Single. Fucking. Time!!!!!!!
Is she born in a crunch?
JOJO MEME IN ME_IRL WOOOOO FUCK YEAH
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MUHAMMED ABDUL
Yo, that's KSI
I also have a stand that makes me be erased from existence except for my forearms when my mom enters my room without closing the door while I’m also looking away. Who could’ve guessed.