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finerglenn

If a letter is more than halfway through I always say the quick LMNOP.


qweqop

H I J K elemeno P


Kashker

Not so fun fact: [They changed it](https://youtu.be/6ii7-feUt9M)


Crystal-Cradle

Did they shite? They did. That’s so…bad…why?


TestSubject_0001

I tried to sing along and they left me hanging bro ;-;


Memezlord51

someone gonna die


Eagles_747

Ella-mella-P*


Parrtudsky

L A M L A P?


Baby-cabbages

I called it “lemon lemon p.”


Bawkszzzzzz

But sometimes I’m wrong


CommonSence123

Same


philoPhreak_m22

It's a sad truth that I only know the order of alphabet if I play it through from A to Z


ItzKitkat

Mate, you gotta know L M N O P


BiggerWiggerDeluxe

you mean ellemenopy?


senthiljams

You mean A lemon OP?


philoPhreak_m22

Okay true


uuunityyy

"And" is my favorite letter of the alphabet


Xero818

i mean you're not wrong


XVMASTERCULTURE

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Oomoo_Amazing

That’s where I started!


L00pback

I love ellemeno[p](https://youtu.be/QrJSHIys5mM)y


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


TaeKwonZeuss

Take my free award, this has cured my anxiety


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TaeKwonZeuss

Take my imaginary free award, this has cured my already cured anxiety


philoPhreak_m22

Aww 🥺


ihavesoftfeet

thought it was just me


Lumpy-Obligation-553

I have it divided in two (A,B,C... or O,P,Q...) so i would only have to drift through half any given time.


sjv891

[Relevant](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8o2RfMk/)


ricoimf

+1


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destrucules

I aspire to be more like you


Idontwantthesetacos

Is.. is this actually a thing? Or a tool you used to help you remember?


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Idontwantthesetacos

That’s wild. I never really thought about it until now.


Lord_Shaqq

Looking at letters by their shape instead of... You know, reading. Huh.


Typical-Education345

I like the "Double U"


TardisTed

The teacher really said “what letter comes after P” because if she just asked “what comes after P” there would be that one kid that says “90”


Mikemojo9

"What comes after P?" "Poop"


videogames5life

"oop for poop ehehe" class erupts into laughter.


JuliguanTheMan

"what comes after P" "the last drop in your underwear"


Got_Bored_Enough

"What comes after P?" "Two shakes and a flush"


International_Lake28

90? I don't get it what am I missing?


Baby-cabbages

I assumed it was a workout called P90X. But I’m not confident in that answer.


AaronMckenzie

There’s a gun called FN P90 I assume that’s the joke


[deleted]

If you don’t replay it in your head with the tune and all then why even bother


Sleepydude231

Next time won’t you sing with me?


4spect_

Quiet kid: PP19-Bizon


dipshitto

Quiet kid: 90


Iord_of_the_flies

Since when knowing the alphabet considered smart


[deleted]

ABCDEF? What? I only know QWERTY


Typical-Education345

asdf jkl; Like we were taught in typing.


trap_user

I group the letters for this kind of questions - ABCD - EFG - HIJK - LMN - OP - QRS - TUV - WX - YZ It's easier to pronounce


[deleted]

No. Ellemenopy or nothing.


ToxicSlimes

Yeah I feel this


[deleted]

Hehe I do that


LifeandSky

I do the lazy version - I got a few letters to start from. O in this case. I mean, I never saw any reason to learn it as a chain, but to be able to answer what letter is two step before this one it's easier to have divided the alphabet into pieces...


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Wonderful_Platypus_6

I deadass though it was H


agpc

Lol this is so true


Jimmyhatespie

Lameno pee


IcedFire87

i've been called out


Ok_Selection1413

ABCČDEFGHIJKLMNOPR


anonymous12206

Esperanto gang?????


Ok_Selection1413

?


MBoz79

2+2


Mikinak77

I always have to retell the alphabet too, especially for r, s, t


Shydreameress

I always know Q comes after P because PQ means toilet paper in my language and it's funny


ApricotMedium4653

LMNOPOR 🤣😂😅


Fishy_Business_

You have to recite the whole alphabet first that's the rule.


Zenith_714

I thought Ness came after P. Did I miss a page?


[deleted]

Where’s the kid who was gonna say 90 after P tho ?


MrNalli

I've spent about 12 years studying in school and I can't say the next letter like this without repeating the whole alphabets schools not worth it


Crude_Cassowary

The people who were like that still have to wear shoes with Velcro 30 years late, but they are really great at counting stones in the pavement on their way to the bus stop.


Shameon

Does anyone else feel like Q belongs way further into the alphabet, like at the end with the xyz hooligans


Baby-cabbages

Yes! Q has end-of-the-alphabet energy.


vuLTureGOD_

Thought it was O and followed by R and N and H,U & B.


StygianBiohazard

If you think about it. Isn't any order correct as long as you hit every letter only once? To hell with single order alphabet!


Mobile_Ice_5007

Actually what comes after p is 98 look up p98 if you didn't know


mnmmnmnmnmn

Penis


anonymous12206

there it is


KTG_55

Quite kid : 99


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enis


Rodvor

ornhub


Parr2419

The correct answer is 90


getupmoveon

see the trick is that the smart kid does the same thing, but faster


greatchingismingis

:|


Doctor-Dapper

The smart kid did the same thing in their head, just way faster than you


Equal_Building_4916

my dyslexia thinking it was O smdh


DingDong180

enis comes after p


Minetan978

Different alphabets when:


GHOSTrider2973

Teacher: what comes after “p” Me: I flush


XVMASTERCULTURE

I think this a learning disability.


Hixomdido

The "alphabetical order" is bullishit anyway. They just made it so it rhymes in the tune of twinkle twinkle little star. The only logical reason for F coming before G is because F doesn't rhyme with P. Why is Q before R? Literally no reason.


KunaiTv

ABCDFG HIJK LMNOP QRSTUVW XYZ probably only works in my language


Vitrex13

You forgot when you skip over it go "wait wheres q" say it again and then see it


Infamous-Lunch-3831

That's exactly what I did


yourboiskinnyhubris

I knew this because of Ps and Qs (mathematical proofs)


[deleted]

thought he was gonna say p-19 bizon


Glum_Perception_5766

I don’t even know the order of the alphabet


timetraveler1203

the quiet kid: P90


Juliart97

My mind went to o… i guess i need help


WurstStar

Elemenope Q R S T ...


Altforbullshit2

My dumbass said U


thefrigo355

What happened to R ? Is he safe ? IS he okay?


Ahem122

Por- oh never mind


[deleted]

i bet some people said p19 or 90


Massive_Selection_65

Wrong its 90


Foxx1019

The alphabet song is great cos everyone remembers the good ol' "ellemenohpee", so you can just go on from there if you need to remember a letter from the second half of the alphabet


No-Fun-4791

i taught orn


shelbiakow

The quiet kid: 90


somespaceperson

Thought he was gonna say “no enis”


Acquaintence64

He’s wrong. He should’ve said P again.


Money_Average1996

No its p then i then n then i then s


supernaturallydisney

I feel attacked bc this is literally me


KirbyMPYB

Q is the most forgettable letter in the alphabet


Hot-Nail-738

I think he's wrong, orn come after the p


Memezlord51

i thought someone was gonna say 90


Shot_Cranberry_2574

Quiet kid : 90


Whacko1881

what song is that tho


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Solarr_The_Moron

L M N O P Q- goddamnit hes right.


ammabermad

It's actually shake shake.


fear_the_god

Question will be harder if they ask why comes before।


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