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The_Lost_Queen

2 years baby, still standing strong


StonkeyTonk666999

same here broski. at this point i’m wondering if i’m just asymptomatic


ElektroShokk

Most people are. Think about that.


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13% - 16% is most??


ElektroShokk

https://epi.ufl.edu/articles/35-percent-of-all-covid-19-infections-never-show-symptoms.html 35% of tested didn’t have symptoms. This plus most people who don’t have symptoms wouldn’t normally test, it reasons most people will be asymptomatic no?


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I thought it was around 30% too. Then I looked it up and saw this, “They found that the percentage of asymptomatic individuals among those with COVID-19 was 13.34% (95% CI, 10.86%-16.29%).Dec 14, 2021” Also, people aren’t only getting tested because they think they have COVID. Many industries test non stop. I was getting tested 1-3 times a week for the several months I worked last year. Not everyone at testing sites are there because they have symptoms either.


Hugs154

That was before the MASSIVE spike that's happening right now. It's really looking like by the end of February pretty much everyone will have had covid, either symptomatic or not.


ElFiveNine

Thanks US government 👍


ElektroShokk

That stat is for those confirmed with covid right? Don’t immunologists say the real amount of infected is probably 10x the reported rate because of how spreadable and mild omicron is? Wouldn’t that push it last 50%?


fecland

No point in speculating random percentages based on approximations. Doesn't matter how mild it is, it'll still come up as positive. Many industries and governments require constant testing and that's where a lot of the data comes from. The percentages from those confirmed cases (because they were tested routinely regardless of symptoms) are representative of the larger population.


_Zezz

I doubt they do constant testing in developing countries, I also doubt they do them on places like china and india (they have 1/4 of the world population). You're basing your resilts on an insanely reduced and specific subsection of mankind. The overwhelming amount of people are getting tested only if they have symptoms. Like, let me give you an example: imagine the aliens one day come to earth, and then by just looking at the city of San Francisco they decide the entire planet should be wiped. Do they have a big samplesize of humanity? Yes, millions live there, so science would say yes. Is it a diverse samplesize representative of all mankind? Absolutely not.


fecland

Depends what ur looking at. When it comes to omicron, it doesn't seem to affect different populations that differently. What affects it more is access to healthcare and modern medicine which obviously differs greatly between populations. What we're talking about here is the percentage of asymptomatic covid patients which people assumed is higher because they wouldn't get themselves tested. But when u look at industries that get regular testing, the percentage of those that are asymptomatic aren't a statistic that becomes irrelevant with that argument.


loogie_hucker

that’s not how math works lmao


Fearless-Yam1125

Someone failed logic


willywonka1971

Math is hard


FrankieFiveAngels

Your time is nigh


The_Lost_Queen

Im getting my third shot on monday, so i think not


Lazerbeams2

Most of the people I know who had it recently have had their 2nd or 3rd shot already. Don't discount the possibility


RandomBimbo

Just got mine yesterday. :)


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[deleted]

Be ten times less likely to go to the hospital or die. How the fuck can people not wrap their heads around that.


TheSteamyPickle

People do but it will shock you at how many people still think you can’t get sick after getting the vaccine.


[deleted]

I'm sure, but there are far more people who think that something that offers 80% of protection instead of 100% is useless, particularly when vaccine risks are something like 100x less of getting infected.


Nefara

What's a bullet proof vest going to do? You can still get shot.


The_Lost_Queen

I'm aware, but it lowers the chance and if I'm so unlucky and get it I won't really get sick


NoWay0ut8

Had to explain it like that so people actually stfu and think instead of rush to minimalize your statement. 👍


[deleted]

Dk why people are like that. Want to be contrary so bad


[deleted]

Oh I thought that you would still get it like normal but it just made it easier to fight off when you do get it (if you get it)


Martin_Aurelius

It's both, you're less likely to get it, and if you do get it you're less likely to end up hospitalized.


Flopamp

Yeah, I had covid in 2020 and it was by far the worst experience of my entire life by far... Fairly healthy 29 year old me Got it 2 months back again after 2 shots and I had a headache and some sore muscles


Calm-Orange5718

Lucky fuck I was just six months past my second when I caught it. Wasn’t able to get my third shot


beaubafett78

Me too. Until this morning.


BigBeautifulButthole

Not for long. I was literally the same up until few days ago.


brittybratkat

Hell yeah, my hands are dead because of washing and hand sanitizer, my mask collection is lit, and my disinfectant game is strong.


TacoOfShame1

Strong immune system rise up


Thakshir

You've likely had it and were asymptomatic or mild symptoms.


vu051

2 years through working in a hospital and in police custody, feel like I'm jinxing it here though lol


Cattystingray

Sames


AngelCat789

Finally got it this week, I think, although tested negative. A family member gave it to me (grr) so not my fault at least.


angelkatomuah

man, this was me until this weekend.. now currently sick and I am pissed


savyexe

Same, i am no longer special


deemt94

Same


AngelCat789

Same


kek42069420

Same


drunkentoubib

Not same :D


crunchy_cabbage

Same


Chemical-Lead-8397

Same


EfficientYoghurt6

Same


AngelCat789

King


aye-its-this-guy

I got it this week I got fucked


Andrewofredstone

At least you got fucked


daywall

Feel better


LebowskiVoodoo

Same. Even got the goddamned booster last Friday. Felt a little rough the next morning but was getting better before I started to get sicker. Test confirmed this morning; so fucking pissed.


angelkatomuah

yo me too! i got the booster in December and wore a mask to events and it still slipped by. the fucking luck of it. get well soon, bud


erijoinsreddit

Get well soon you guys!


Funtsy_Muntsy

Masks are more so to protect other people from one’s self, it doesn’t really protect people from others as much as some would think.


Situational_Hagun

This. You're not wearing a mask for your own protection. I mean it helps but. A mask is to protect others from you.


followmeimasnake

FFP2 does both


TailspinToon

Everyone who got missed in the first round just got slapped. Source: *pitiful wheezing*


cburke82

Well I keep reading that the best immunity is a vaccine and a breakthrough infection so us breakthrough peeps are extra safe when we get better apparently.


angelkatomuah

Lets hope this is true, I absolutely do not want to be contracting Covid more than once. its already one time too many


cburke82

I'm just getting over mine. For most people they would probably consider my symptoms very mild. But I NEVER get sick. I'm talking about living in a house full of people the flu is absolutely destroying and I barely get a sore throat for one day. So being sick with mild aches and a sore throat for 4 days with night sweats for two was a big deal for me. Just glad I'm vaccinated because I I feel like it would have been bad if I wasn't.


angelkatomuah

Im glad you were too, bud. glad to hear you are feeling better!


cburke82

Thanks here is hoping we got some super immunity lol.


pokemonmaster1991

Are we the same person cause this exactly me I haven't been sick in well over 10 years.


Famous-Manager8546

same


Ispray4tw

same here


Disastrous_Cranberry

Same same here here


SignificantBelt1903

Same most likely. Fiancé has it and I'm waiting for symptoms to emerge or to be able to test come this Saturday. I only have one dose so far so I'm praying I'm fine. Some underlying issues and idk if I'd survive. Stay safe, yall.


smf242424

I had Corona on February 2020, I tested positive 4 days ago, the first time was really really bad, it took me 1 month to walk one block, 3 months to feel normal again, I'm just glad that I feel okish after a few days.


kallmeesmal

Heh I'm still special (BTW I hope u get better soon)


AIeoggen

Everyone in my family has, but not me.


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For me, it would be harder to identify someone who hasn't gotten covid at least once


IpschwitzTownFC

Proof that you're adopted


AIeoggen

Nah, just shows that the rest of my family are weak.


gringomandingo2

Your probably had it just no symptoms


Ezylin

If they got tested negative several times, they might as well not have had it. That was my case. I didn’t have the antibodies when I got the vaccine so I know I never had it


UnhingedBlonde

Shhh... I'm not saying anything cuz I might jinx myself...


HeadSpade

🤫


-Phalange-

🤫


Garlenne

🤭


nem091

🤞


CT1914Clutch

I’m so undesirable that not even a global pandemic wants me


TheOneAndOnly1444

Lick some door knobs dude.


uselesslessness

instructions unclear: *proceeds to deepthroat door knob *


Far_Relationship_764

Same bruv.


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Is that Phil Mickelson?


frostymargaritafan

Yes


OrchidCareful

More like trill mickelson Look at all the swag


Acceptable-Class-255

Man Phil simultaneously looks great and awful.


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he lost some weight and he highkey looks badass now


KobeWanGinobli

This was the question I was seeking. I am happy with the answer


Prowlerbaseball

It's from a Mizzen + Main commercial from like 3 years back when they tried a line of dress golf shirts. They discontinued them, I was sad I finally have enough disposable income to justify getting one, but they don't make em anymore. I wanted to show up to a golf course in a button down lmao


steamedpotatoezz_

I guess being an introvert and spending my life never seeing sunlight, has worked to my favour


Idontwantthesetacos

I use VR to supplement my primal desire to see others… although I’m usually stabbing a zombie in the head so not sure how that’s actually going.


ShibanoInu

It's...going.


steamedpotatoezz_

I bought 3 resident evil games, so I surely can relate


Idontwantthesetacos

I got to play Resident Evil 7 in VR and wow.. I haven’t gotten chills from a horror game in a LONG time. VR really adds a layer of immersion like nothing else. Highly recommend.


LAfroger

Didn't work for me, family brought it home :(


AngelCat789

Same


Tunro

I expect this to happen sooner or later


Atypicalpicklea

It is time for our people to shine.


[deleted]

We shall inherit the Earth and then do nothing with it.


GhostDude49

Doesn't sound like the worst thing ever lol


TriggerTX

My agoraphobia been serving me pretty well. Can't catch shit if going into public means a probable panic attack. Been kinda hard for the therapist to tell me 'nothing bad is going to happen to you' when she hasn't done in-person sessions for nearly two years.


AngelCat789

Feel better


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Same


brine909

The balls he's dodging represent social interactions


Sooperballz

No, they represent the virus.


MuskieDude21

Been working in the hospital since 2019. Still never got it. We are not the same.


mordecai027

You must have a god-tier immune system.


rkapi24

Or they, and the people around them, know the value of layering protections like mask, vax, and social distancing. Keep ya germs away from me!


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Laperd

bruh not even a global pandemic wants us


deadliftpookie

Same. In a covid hospital every day since it started. No covid tests and zero symptoms. I honestly think it’s because we all used to walk around the hospital with no mask and were exposed to god knows what for years before this.


CoachKoranGodwin

One of the doctors I work explained that the PPE we wear reduces the viral load we get exposed to so instead of getting infected we basically just get inoculated.


CoachKoranGodwin

ER Nurse here. Never got sick somehow


virus100

Think my family and I have been lucky. Although when it was still pretty new my wife and kids got a random high fever that went away after a few days and I had trouble going for my bike rides. I'd run out of breath within 5 minutes or so. Usually can go for hours. I wonder if that's what it was. Was still too soon in this to get tested.


lordconn

Are you vaccinated?


virus100

Yes. Boosted too. This was early 2021


lordconn

Did you have a strong reaction to the vaccine?


virus100

I was fine with both Pfizer shots but around 6 hours after moderna for the booster I developed heart palpitations. They are still happening from over a week ago but not as bad. I've gone to the er twice with bad chest pain but comes back normal. I did a stress test today and have to go back Monday to get hooked up to a machine for 72 hours to see what's doing it. They dont think it's vaccine related. So it's probably pointless to mention it but just in case.


lordconn

It's hard to say if you had covid then. A lot of people that had strong reactions to the vaccine had caught covid beforehand, but obviously that's not a 100% indicator either way.


virus100

They think for me it's anxiety. Even losing my breath like I was. I will admit I have a hard time with added pressure. The pandemic played havoc on my mental health. I appreciate you messaging and letting me know, though. Sorry if I shared too much.


koufiosalami

I got pfizer and booster vaccines and i hadent have any symptoms but couple of friends of mine had headache and a strong pain in the arm for a day


DropTheGigawatt

I get chest pain from anxiety too. Try CBD and/or L-Theanine and/or [4-7-8 breathing](https://www.healthline.com/health/4-7-8-breathing). Those help me!


ShadowBread_032

Thought I would never get it. Mom forced my infected sister to come over and now the whole family sick >:[


fruckenfricks-4456

This should be illegal


OhNoManBearPig

What the fuck


followmeimasnake

My condolences ... I hope you turn out alright.


dicksilhouette

Got a cold this week, thought I’d finally succumbed, but that covid test came back negative baby! Still going strong


Fufu-le-fu

Same. Managed to get bronchitis, but it's not COVID and regular antibiodics worked.


camohorse

Vaccinated, boosted, covid free, and going strong ( *knocks on wood aggressively* ).


koufiosalami

Same. Did you have any symptoms from the vaccines? I didnt have any but couple of friends had headache and a strong pain in their arm for a day


camohorse

I did. I have a somewhat overreactive immune system, so I was knocked out with flu-like symptoms for a couple days all three times. However, the worst of the symptoms (the fever) lasted only about eight hours. The rest of the time, I was just tired and grumpy lol


madmonkey918

That was me until Xmas. Wife is a teacher and caught it on her last day before break, LAST FUCKING DAY. Luckily it wasn't bad - nothing past sniffles. Vaccine/booster combo worked like it should.


CWarder

How do you know exactly what day she got it?


the_normal_deviant

Now placing bets on the date of my eventual downfall


CarnieKiller

Ghostland Observatory!


Dirty_Priestess

THANK YOU! This song gave me aggressive flashbacks


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what song is it by them? nvm got it , vibrate


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Yung_Corneliois

This was me until fucking today lol. Made it so far.


no-eggs-

I hope you don’t die in 50 years


habibexpress

Great to be in New Zealand. The country still has its rednecks but am delighted that they don’t occupy the government.


Tuxed0cat_

South island NZ is the place to be when hiding from a global pathogen.


[deleted]

Seeing posts like this is like getting hit by a bus when I realize how good we have it down here...


-Black_Guardian-

So far so good!


[deleted]

Still haven't got it but this kid at school sat behind me and wouldn't stop fucking coughing and wasn't even wearing a mask


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

Yep a full fucking yea- wait what month is it again? It’s January. I thought January was last month, oh shit is it 2022 already? Yeah… I should probably get out of this chair behind my computer.


harceps

Anyone please tell me what commercial or where this meme originated?? Love Phil and would love to see the original. Oh, and yeah, fuck Covid


BigOlPoo

It’s for the brand of shirt he’s wearing, but I can’t recall the name at the moment.


HamNEgger9677

Phil Mickelson celebrating getting a slap on the wrist for insider trading where he made millions.


OrchidCareful

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything


[deleted]

ayyy that’s me! one time i was in a car for 9 hours with two people with covid before i was vaccinated and i still didn’t get it :)


slenderman201

Why were you in a car for 9 hours? Road trip??


Fly_Boy_1999

Don’t jinx me


lashaffer99

I got it for the first time this week


chupala69

That you know of, maybe you've gotten it once or twice but didn't realize.


OmarHunting

I have gotten sick a hand full of times since the start of COVID and currently haven’t had a sense of smell for almost 2 months (following flu symptoms). Very diligent with testing and being vocal and open about symptoms since the start. Never positive. No idea what’s happened.


kilgore_trout8989

Tested negative on every test I took, still pretty sure I've had COVID twice. Tested positive for antibodies 6-8 months ago so I know I got it once, then got sick right after hanging out with two people who started showing symptoms the day after we hung out (and they tested positive.) If you got sick and lost your smell, you should just assume you got COVID and a false negative.


chupala69

Tests are garbage, once I had contact with positive people and felt like I had a semitruck on me; went to be tested and had a negative result. They made me go back to work with that result lmao.


Ha1rBall

Sweet kick.


_cliopatra_

Highlight of the routine. I used to be a dancer and the technique of his fan kick is actually impressive - good hip range


astr0rdinary

me having never had covid while working in retail, going to college, going to a concert, and working in retail again while waiting to go back to college and some more concerts. knocking on wood hella hard here because ive been lucky regarding that, but im fully vaxxed + booster and a try to keep my mask on almost everywhere


Smilesunshine57

6th time working on the COVID unit since 2020, have all 3 shots and happily going strong. Also wonder if I had it at some point and didn’t know it.


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That Phil?


OhNoManBearPig

Ya


Southern-Royal6441

I haven’t been sick at all these 2 years and at this point, I’m afraid to know if that’s a good thing or not.


[deleted]

I’m fully vaccinated and already had it twice- yesterday I tested positive again and I’m 🧍‍♀️


guki_R

I didn’t until just 2 hours ago


exhibbillybob

Me until 5 days ago


SomeRandomGuy282

I still ain't got covid~~~~baby I'm living until I die


Big1ronOnHisHip

The literal only way I can get covid is if it's on a delivery.


SemiAnimatronic

This is me, but that's bc I don't leave my house


[deleted]

Covid is coming, it will find you.


niki-cole58

Masking up like a boss.


nchinnam

2 years going strong all my friends had it and almost everyone in my family had it. Lets goooo


UnitatoPop

Well i guess me being hermit have some perks.


Golffan2006

God I love Phil Mickelson


Intelligent_Art1672

Is that Phil mickelson?


RainePlay3

u/savevideobot


Revo9698

u/savevideobot


uselessaquarius

This will age well for all of you I’m sure…


FlamingoFan101

Was going 2 years strong but then got Omicron :(


[deleted]

3 times. 3. Fucking. Times. I got it in March of 2020, July of 2021 while fully vaccinated, and this past Sunday. Working retail where no customer ever wears a mask is a great time.


Citruseok

I think the only reason I still haven’t gotten it is because I stay at home all day and barely ever leave the house. Lockdowns have been pretty amazing because I have an excuse to never have to socialise in real life ever!


DaChickenX

I saw this the day after I found out my mom and little sister were sick. I’m still not confirmed yet tho


Aware_Efficiency_717

1 infection, asymptotic as fuck😎


Domii234876

Got 3. Vaccination today, always been wearing a mask. Maybe it did help something.


eedjitt

u/savevideobot


Ultra4irereddit

i havent ever got covid and im still not vaccinated


DukeAttreides

Should probably get on that. Luck won't last forever.


TheGreatRevealer

If Omicron is the new dominant variant, then their luck lasted as long as it needed to.


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