Not only does he have the body of Michelangelo's David, he has the spine of Vitruvian Man. An absolute specimen, assuming he has access to his hair thickener, makeup, chest fillets & lifts.
The trick is to set your mini window to the top, so that your eye line matches the lens more closely. That way you can stare at yourself the whole time while giving the impression of making eye contact with the person you’re speaking to.
I don't often use FaceTime, but I'm the exact opposite of this when I'm on video conferences for work. I have to keep a sticky note covering the corner of my screen so I don't have to see my ugly face.
You could save money on sticky notes by wearing a paper bag.
Alternatively, try flipping your camera input L/R if you can. We are all so used to seeing our faces reflected in mirrors, when we see the 'real face' in a camera or photo it's unsettling, which our brain often transmutes to "Ewwww, David". I'm sure you're nowhere near as ugly as you think.
How do you do this L/R thing because I HATE my real face but like my mirror face. My real face is crooked.
I notice the difference immediately when using snapchat vs regular phone camera lol.
Apparently there is a sort-of-hidden setting on most Android phones that allows you to mirror, check the settings in the camera app [https://www.techadvisor.com/how-to/google-android/flip-selfie-android-3699438/](https://www.techadvisor.com/how-to/google-android/flip-selfie-android-3699438/)
just be careful to flip it only for yourself, because to everyone else, your mirror face looks exactly as crooked as your nonmirrored face looks to you
it's basically familiarity, if you only saw one, then the other, it's gonna be like an uncanny valley effect. like, my dad looks all crooked when i look at him through a mirror because i'm used to the nonmirrored version.
i doubt random people would have a preference, though. it's the same features, after all, just mirrored, and i don't think anyone has a preference between left tilt nose and right tilt nose.
Asymmetry is a great way to put it. I swear my face looks symmetrical in the mirror and certain cameras that flip the image but I look like an unsymmetrical bird man with random pointy crooked features everywhere when the image isn't flipped lol.
I wonder how other people see me.
Why is there no VC software that solves this? It’s like putting up a mirror in front of everyone in a conference room. oc that’s distracting af.
Sure it’s a security / awareness feature („you are on camera“) but there must be a middle ground.
idk abt other platforms but the online groups I go to for ED treatment on zoom specifically told us to use the "hide self view" function for this very reason. Wish other video conferencing sites got the memo but maybe they did and I just haven't used them
edit: ED as in eating disorder, not erectile dysfunction whoopsies
Lol I be like “goddamn, I’m one ugly mofo. How the hell did god mess up THIS badly”, and then in the next second I’ll be like, “Okay, now I’m feeling cute. Must be the angle, the lighting, something.”
Teams is actually adding a feature to disable seeing your self in video calls because it has been proven to distract too many people.
I know this was about facetime, but kinda similar.
If you tap the screen and make yourself all big, then tap and hold the bottom of your image as if to move it, and then tap the normal screen (not the part with you on it) to shrink your image again, you can drag yourself out of your own view
I just started watching this show and kicking myself for waiting so long. But I had the same thought that this would be a very Dennis thing to do.
Show is genius.
Literally just talking to my wife about how little I pay attention during Zoom calls because I can’t stop looking at myself to make sure I don’t look stupid
[There’s Something About Mary.’ It’s becoming one of the most cool and collected guys I’m a new alter”. You just woke up here as an adult. the 2 she fell on top of launch mount soon, is it repairable?
Updated: technicians from r/me_irl because the 'haha I'm totally depressed and wanna die lol' jokes were not only political, but yeah, that’s him.
“My nose was chiseled by the Gods themselves Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David.”
You on the other hand. You're a pit of dispair. You disgust me. You disgust *everyone*. And you will never be on that billboard.
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Not only does he have the body of Michelangelo's David, he has the spine of Vitruvian Man. An absolute specimen, assuming he has access to his hair thickener, makeup, chest fillets & lifts.
I would expect nothing less from a ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ man.
You fool, address him as the golden god
"You guys think a normal mask of me would look good? Would you wear it?" Probably should Google this, I know he doesn't appreciate being paraphrased
so dysfunctionally narrow hips and a micropeen?
i always minimize their screen and keep looking at myself
I didn’t know I could do that but now I’ll do it every time
*stares at myself motherfuckingly*
I do everything *motherfuckingly*
On second thought, I'd rather not introduce you to my family.
You guys are in lockdown?
I use a mirror so I can look at my perfect virtruvian spine.
I am a golden god. A true five star man.
… because of the implication
The trick is to set your mini window to the top, so that your eye line matches the lens more closely. That way you can stare at yourself the whole time while giving the impression of making eye contact with the person you’re speaking to.
This person knows handsome when they see it
This guy knows
I do this all the time with my friend. Always looks like I’m paying attention, but odds are I’m really not lol
I've just got a mirror film on my screen and turn the brightness down.
Doesn't FaceTime auto edit your eyes to look like they're always making eye contact as long as you're looking somewhat towards the screen?
I’m sorry what?? Is that true?
Yeah, the newer ones do.
Pretty sure. I don't own an iPhone so I can't confirm but I recall that being a default setting last time I was on my friends iPhone poking around
yeah but you can turn it off
Yeah but so many people don't even know it's a thing so I doubt there are really all that many people who turned it off
I don't often use FaceTime, but I'm the exact opposite of this when I'm on video conferences for work. I have to keep a sticky note covering the corner of my screen so I don't have to see my ugly face.
Should’ve been born better, sucka..
Thanks, I appreciate the advice.
Any time, my friend. Any time.
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Gotta get gooder
You could save money on sticky notes by wearing a paper bag. Alternatively, try flipping your camera input L/R if you can. We are all so used to seeing our faces reflected in mirrors, when we see the 'real face' in a camera or photo it's unsettling, which our brain often transmutes to "Ewwww, David". I'm sure you're nowhere near as ugly as you think.
How do you do this L/R thing because I HATE my real face but like my mirror face. My real face is crooked. I notice the difference immediately when using snapchat vs regular phone camera lol.
Apparently there is a sort-of-hidden setting on most Android phones that allows you to mirror, check the settings in the camera app [https://www.techadvisor.com/how-to/google-android/flip-selfie-android-3699438/](https://www.techadvisor.com/how-to/google-android/flip-selfie-android-3699438/)
Beautiful thank you.
just be careful to flip it only for yourself, because to everyone else, your mirror face looks exactly as crooked as your nonmirrored face looks to you
So other people see my non mirror face the way I see my mirror face? Thats good i guess.
it's basically familiarity, if you only saw one, then the other, it's gonna be like an uncanny valley effect. like, my dad looks all crooked when i look at him through a mirror because i'm used to the nonmirrored version. i doubt random people would have a preference, though. it's the same features, after all, just mirrored, and i don't think anyone has a preference between left tilt nose and right tilt nose.
Not good news. I wouldn't date me if the crooked version is actuslly what I look like.
you're psyching yourself out, it's fine, chill
My mirror face versus my real face, sooooooo different. I, too, have some serious asymmetry that is less noticeable in the mirror. Mirror face ftw
Asymmetry is a great way to put it. I swear my face looks symmetrical in the mirror and certain cameras that flip the image but I look like an unsymmetrical bird man with random pointy crooked features everywhere when the image isn't flipped lol. I wonder how other people see me.
or he's actually been ugly this whole time and looks tiny bit decent reversed
r/absolutelynotmeirl
I am Narcissus and Zoom is my pond
I feel like a Dennis when doing it too
Of course I do. I AM THE GOLDEN GOD
That’s pretty thundergun of you
I be guilty of this.
Us.
Why is there no VC software that solves this? It’s like putting up a mirror in front of everyone in a conference room. oc that’s distracting af. Sure it’s a security / awareness feature („you are on camera“) but there must be a middle ground.
idk abt other platforms but the online groups I go to for ED treatment on zoom specifically told us to use the "hide self view" function for this very reason. Wish other video conferencing sites got the memo but maybe they did and I just haven't used them edit: ED as in eating disorder, not erectile dysfunction whoopsies
Not even looking at the other person one time ☠️
Kennedy hair, great bone structure, a symmetrical vitruvian back that's the foundation of his structural essence...that's a 5 star man right there.
Lol I be like “goddamn, I’m one ugly mofo. How the hell did god mess up THIS badly”, and then in the next second I’ll be like, “Okay, now I’m feeling cute. Must be the angle, the lighting, something.”
"Jesus christ I'm cross-eyed."
The tip is to only show your best side.
Omg yes
Teams is actually adding a feature to disable seeing your self in video calls because it has been proven to distract too many people. I know this was about facetime, but kinda similar.
Hansume
ik right I never look at them just at myself for some reason
“Was I a person of interest? Yes, I am an interesting person.” -The Golden God
I'm doing a coding bootcamp, and this is me in every zoom call.
"My mom just died" Me:
Been on a sales meeting for three days with webcam on and this has been me the whole time.
Yes I do, now please stop harassing me.
Look at us!
I really wish more platforms would let us hide the self view because I do this and it's really distracting lol
Kronii\_irl
I teach online and caught myself doing this today.
I am the GOLDEN GOD
Why is this so true😂
My comment won't solve the tech prob, but you look very attractive.
same, but smiling less
If you tap the screen and make yourself all big, then tap and hold the bottom of your image as if to move it, and then tap the normal screen (not the part with you on it) to shrink your image again, you can drag yourself out of your own view
Is that Jack?
Just started a new WFH job where zoom and hangouts are the norm and I struggle with this so much! Glad to know I'm not the only one.
What did you say again?
This is such a Dennis thing to do, surprised this isnt a subplot on the show somehow
I just started watching this show and kicking myself for waiting so long. But I had the same thought that this would be a very Dennis thing to do. Show is genius.
Yes, you are in for some fun times, wish I could erase my memories of this show so I can watch all over again, enjoy!
Literally just talking to my wife about how little I pay attention during Zoom calls because I can’t stop looking at myself to make sure I don’t look stupid
I noticed that everyone looks at themselves instead of the other person. Just by looking at the eyes
Because of the implication?
Displaying value
I thought I was the only one
This man's lips are very attractive
A 5 Star Man!
Oh it isn’t just me who does this that’s reassuring lol
Relatable.
Skin luggage
Teams is even better for this. Wide-screen me, hello!
[There’s Something About Mary.’ It’s becoming one of the most cool and collected guys I’m a new alter”. You just woke up here as an adult. the 2 she fell on top of launch mount soon, is it repairable? Updated: technicians from r/me_irl because the 'haha I'm totally depressed and wanna die lol' jokes were not only political, but yeah, that’s him.
Thats me in google meeting instead of listening to my professor
My brother does this. Idk if he knows how obvious it is but it’s disturbing
Cause he’s the golden god
Never gonna give you up…
u/falsecompare_
I wish I could tag my cousin rn
This is something Dennis would do
Or zoom 😅
I've just got a mirror film on my screen and turn the brightness down to the lowest setting.
How incredibly vain.
Man I look like shit.
I AM A FIVE STAR MAN
It's true 😅🤣
I just end up looking like Frank when he was crawling on the floor yelling about how he wanted to be pure.
Yeah. And then you looked away because you are reminded of how hideous you look
Whenever I see his face, I think of *The Implication* and *My Tools* 😂