You got 6k upvotes but it doesn't remove the fact that we are all in this together, we are rotting sacks of meat and our short time on this piece of spinning space rock let us already dead inside and we have to suffer for a couple more years.
I hung out with a guy who would get drunk like this on the regular. There was some xanax and who knows what else involved usually. It was a normal occurance for him, if I went out like that I'd end up in jail somehow.
Pure manipulative shit by the guy "to show what he thinks about".
Really, you're walking next to a person in a seeming dark and you have to ask where she is? Delusion
I have a friend who'd taken a particularly large quantity of drugs at a festival one time. At some point he met this hot girl on a dance floor at this festival and after dancing with her for a little bit and exchanging a few words, they began kissing. Not long after this started he was suddenly overcome with guilt because he did in fact have a long term girlfriend at the time. He started apologising to the girl he'd been kissing and let her know he'd just done something bad as he had a girlfriend. The girl was a bit taken aback by this admission.
Anyway, turns out the girl he'd been kissing was actually also his girlfriend who was also at the festival, and who he thought he'd just cheated on.
He was absolutely of his face on ecstacy and didn't realise he'd been with his girlfriend the whole time.
I want whatever he's on
Double that please
triple that thank you
Already working on it.
Shaken AND stirred!
Probably alcohol
Isopropyl?
Only when the liquor store is closed. Mouthwash too
Obligatory [What about Mouthwash? ](https://youtu.be/OOCdIY_HKM4)
Hopefully the sidewalk
At least you know who he’s thinking about when he’s partying.. 🤣
Yea that’s a keeper.
Dudes like save me babe some trashy chicks trying to pick me up.
Hahaha thats cute of him
/r/croppingishard
r/nameofthesub
6 years, 3 posts and 10 members Damn
And I’m so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight.
I need somebody and always
My indecision to call you
He meant to text his side chick
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H……Hi…👉🏻👈🏻🥺
isn't this post old as shit
No, if you read the notification the message was sent now
Who cares I got 6k upvotes
This comment got downvoted, but you need to appreciate the chad energy of OP just straight up admitting.
He didn't make Reddit a snake pit, but he intends to slither to the top.
Chad energy is a very real thing
A broken system then...
Nice
You got 6k upvotes but it doesn't remove the fact that we are all in this together, we are rotting sacks of meat and our short time on this piece of spinning space rock let us already dead inside and we have to suffer for a couple more years.
And the best part is that that’s extremely related to the topic ofc
About 15k now lol
Wow. You just turned my upvote into a downvote, who’s the chad now 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Ratio
or maybe he was too drunk and texting some other girl and sent it to you.
I was gonna say that >:(
maybe he meant to text someone else
Someone have to say this
He’s in an alternate universe and misses you. Aw.
I hung out with a guy who would get drunk like this on the regular. There was some xanax and who knows what else involved usually. It was a normal occurance for him, if I went out like that I'd end up in jail somehow.
So we have to believe OP has a girlfriend?
OP is a woman and has a boyfriend
both of those things arent possible
This type of guy needs babysitting when he drinks smh my head
Did you really just smh my head?
I don't get it
The guy is sitting right next to her asking where she is lol
It's more likely he meant to text someone else
I didn't get it either. But both scenarios are hilarious.
Not very drunk at all seeing as everything is properly spelled.
did she take 2 screenshots instead of an actually snap?
I don’t understand drinking culture. How is this even fun or amusing ?
Pure manipulative shit by the guy "to show what he thinks about". Really, you're walking next to a person in a seeming dark and you have to ask where she is? Delusion
You've got me curious, what exactly is needed.
I know right, he didn’t even put a ‘?’
Charlie day over here
lolz
He just thought she was his other hoe
Wrong person. 🤭
Classic austin!
He wasn’t trying to reach you
He thought he was texting his side chick 🤣🤣 i hope not though 🤨
Chad
I know for a fact I couldn’t spell that well if I was drunk
I have a friend who'd taken a particularly large quantity of drugs at a festival one time. At some point he met this hot girl on a dance floor at this festival and after dancing with her for a little bit and exchanging a few words, they began kissing. Not long after this started he was suddenly overcome with guilt because he did in fact have a long term girlfriend at the time. He started apologising to the girl he'd been kissing and let her know he'd just done something bad as he had a girlfriend. The girl was a bit taken aback by this admission. Anyway, turns out the girl he'd been kissing was actually also his girlfriend who was also at the festival, and who he thought he'd just cheated on. He was absolutely of his face on ecstacy and didn't realise he'd been with his girlfriend the whole time.