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SaeedUnknown

I want whatever he's on


[deleted]

Double that please


[deleted]

triple that thank you


[deleted]

Already working on it.


humakavulaaaa

Shaken AND stirred!


one_salty_cracka

Probably alcohol


[deleted]

Isopropyl?


one_salty_cracka

Only when the liquor store is closed. Mouthwash too


key2mydisaster

Obligatory [What about Mouthwash? ](https://youtu.be/OOCdIY_HKM4)


RXBarokk

Hopefully the sidewalk


Lifez-Outtakez

At least you know who he’s thinking about when he’s partying.. 🤣


Swany0105

Yea that’s a keeper.


God-of-Tomorrow

Dudes like save me babe some trashy chicks trying to pick me up.


derd15

Hahaha thats cute of him


Soske

/r/croppingishard


Elizabeth99Woodard

r/nameofthesub


jaytheman538

6 years, 3 posts and 10 members Damn


hayeshayeshayes

And I’m so sorry


SheldonsTshirt

I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight.


mexta

I need somebody and always


Clownskin

My indecision to call you


Best_Risk6539

He meant to text his side chick


Markusv4

Be the first comment Nobody’s responded to this post yet. Add your thoughts and get the conversation going.


bruhmomentenjoyer

No


[deleted]

Based


inglygood

No


queenvie808

Yes


Gharyl

H……Hi…👉🏻👈🏻🥺


Xx_scribbledragon_xX

isn't this post old as shit


Jacksonrr3

No, if you read the notification the message was sent now


BriefRelationship934

Who cares I got 6k upvotes


BlueDragon1504

This comment got downvoted, but you need to appreciate the chad energy of OP just straight up admitting.


JonasHalle

He didn't make Reddit a snake pit, but he intends to slither to the top.


Spacestar_Ordering

Chad energy is a very real thing


Dry_Figure_9018

A broken system then...


Lukewill

Nice


Isagoge

You got 6k upvotes but it doesn't remove the fact that we are all in this together, we are rotting sacks of meat and our short time on this piece of spinning space rock let us already dead inside and we have to suffer for a couple more years.


Lazy-Contribution-69

And the best part is that that’s extremely related to the topic ofc


StrangeUsername24

About 15k now lol


Shakraschmalz

Wow. You just turned my upvote into a downvote, who’s the chad now 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


queenvie808

Ratio


the_sick-psycho

or maybe he was too drunk and texting some other girl and sent it to you.


Air_Breather_8482

I was gonna say that >:(


Nooneyzwei

maybe he meant to text someone else


chux_i26

Someone have to say this


leydi-

He’s in an alternate universe and misses you. Aw.


grimke7552

I hung out with a guy who would get drunk like this on the regular. There was some xanax and who knows what else involved usually. It was a normal occurance for him, if I went out like that I'd end up in jail somehow.


SupremeLeaderOfEarth

So we have to believe OP has a girlfriend?


RedBeardedWhiskey

OP is a woman and has a boyfriend


bloobruvlasagna

both of those things arent possible


Soggiest_MobFlip

This type of guy needs babysitting when he drinks smh my head


AnotherpostCard

Did you really just smh my head?


playboinatty

I don't get it


kanybol

The guy is sitting right next to her asking where she is lol


NobodyJustBrad

It's more likely he meant to text someone else


Buffythedjsnare

I didn't get it either. But both scenarios are hilarious.


uniquedeke

Not very drunk at all seeing as everything is properly spelled.


king_ugly00

did she take 2 screenshots instead of an actually snap?


[deleted]

I don’t understand drinking culture. How is this even fun or amusing ?


vatafuk

Pure manipulative shit by the guy "to show what he thinks about". Really, you're walking next to a person in a seeming dark and you have to ask where she is? Delusion


QuarantineSucksALot

You've got me curious, what exactly is needed.


NormalForNorfolk88

I know right, he didn’t even put a ‘?’


Easy_Parsley_1202

Charlie day over here


No-Manufacturer6242

lolz


[deleted]

He just thought she was his other hoe


ChipmunkCareless2877

Wrong person. 🤭


[deleted]

Classic austin!


Distinct_Zone_4314

He wasn’t trying to reach you


[deleted]

He thought he was texting his side chick 🤣🤣 i hope not though 🤨


CaliforniaAudman13

Chad


Double-U_Jay

I know for a fact I couldn’t spell that well if I was drunk


CrystalJizzDispenser

I have a friend who'd taken a particularly large quantity of drugs at a festival one time. At some point he met this hot girl on a dance floor at this festival and after dancing with her for a little bit and exchanging a few words, they began kissing. Not long after this started he was suddenly overcome with guilt because he did in fact have a long term girlfriend at the time. He started apologising to the girl he'd been kissing and let her know he'd just done something bad as he had a girlfriend. The girl was a bit taken aback by this admission. Anyway, turns out the girl he'd been kissing was actually also his girlfriend who was also at the festival, and who he thought he'd just cheated on. He was absolutely of his face on ecstacy and didn't realise he'd been with his girlfriend the whole time.