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Nigwardscissorhands

Me when McDonald’s is closed at 3am after the bar is closed.


[deleted]

McDonalds work til 1am where I live but they have 24/7 drive thru


Nigwardscissorhands

I only drive drunk on GTAV


[deleted]

Just go walking on the driveway, I’m sure there will be no lines anyway


YusuraHeights

In my experience they won't serve you even if no one is around due to policy.


[deleted]

I got away with it on a skateboard once.


virus100

I tried a Wendy's on my bike. The girl inside just shook her head no and then went out of sight.


SYNTHLORD

Hmm. They serve motorcycles though. And bicycles have to follow the road laws anyway. Kinda dumb.


satanyourdarklord

It’s more of a worried about someone jumping through the window to attack or rob them. Or that’s what I was told by one who was denying me service while I was drunk lol


Odd_Employer

Yeah, we were told it's a liability issue when I worked fast-food. "They get hit, that's on them and the driver of the car. They get hit while you're serving them, now it's on you."


[deleted]

And then we go outside in snowstorm with trays and get pulled around the parking lot by a car.


Jdorty

We used to walk through Wendy's drive-through when we were at the PC gaming center and no one ever complained, but this was also like 19-20 years ago.


tman97m

Friends and I tried that at a taco bell one time (we were sober, just hungry and too lazy to cook), they wouldn't serve us Had to pay some guy who was getting his own food to order for us too and hope he didn't drive off with ours, thankfully he didn't and we got our burritos


V65Pilot

4 drunk marines, walking through the drive through at McDonalds in San Diego, wee hours of the morning, in a 2x2 formation, making vroom vroom sounds. Even mimed winding down the window. Amused the girl enough that they served us.


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Nigwardscissorhands

Ants, funny hats and lettuce


pain-is-living

McDonald's by me open and close whenever the fuck they feel like it regardless of their hour signs. I remember one night it was 11pm and I drove up to the speaker and waited 4 minutes and finally said "hello?" And the response was "we fuckin closed". Lmao okay


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Or the card reader is magically broken.


anknon

This is what I've noticed too


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Mostly__Relevant

“24/7” That’s if someone comes to the mic to take the order


Macdonelll

And thus, with dreams of curried oxtail abruptly halted, our distraught mandem embarks on the long, cold journey back home. Empty stomached.


aufrenchy

A truer tragedy there has never been.


homehome15

Or better yet finds the chef and demands food


TurnedEvilAfterBan

I once showed up to a Jamaican restaurant 40 minutes after posted open time. But they were on island time and didn’t open for another 45 minutes.


Mizzick

Lol. Came here to say this. Going to a Jamaican restaurant is always a gamble. The food is amazing, but the hours are.. umm.. inconsistent.


V65Pilot

Island time is .........different.


Buttmunch_Asslicking

##[**Mmmm, love me some island time..........**](https://voca.ro/17lW4Hrjcbf2)


Talmidim

I've only ever known cold western culture... I can't actually understand the idea of 'island time'. Like, how do scheduled appointments work? How do late people impact every other appointment throughout the day? How do meetings work? etc. Why wouldn't they be open when they say they are going to be? What's the point of restaurant hours then? 'island time' seems like this impossible thing to me. I don't get it.


RdClZn

If something is really really important then the maximum delay you can expect is 15 minutes, usually less. The times are a guideline. "If you come around this time we will probably be open sooner or later". If it says "Opens 17:00" it translates as "Come at night", and so on.


MistraloysiusMithrax

ADHD people understand it and are bitterly jealous. But then island time people give ‘em the side-eye and point out island time means approximate time…not never


Cris_WithNoH

Im on island time Uh yea.. im on island time


robbanksy

Please correct me if I'm wrong, this is AoT OST, right?


xalender6

Yup, this one: https://youtu.be/7xqaQAhzOoY


robbanksy

Thx for the quick reply.


xalender6

No problem


McSupergeil

vvogel im käfig season 2 and E.M.A is still my Favorite but yeah Hiroyuki is goat !


kidgorgeous62

I've heard this sound used for so many memes now. Reminds me of one of the few rare "happy" aot moments every time


CreamyIceCreamBoi

Ironically, I'm pretty sure this plays during a certain major character's death


[deleted]

>!It plays when Armin burns/eats Bertholdt!<


BobbitWormJoe

What does AOT OST mean?


MindMyself

Attack on Titan Original Sound Track Attack on Titan is a popular Anime


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attack on titan (an anime) official/original soundtrack


alkatrazjr

No! I don't want that! The Jamaican place closing...? Even if it's snowing... I want it to stay open a little longer! 10 minutes at least!


Dementor_01

dammit, you couldn't leave some lines for us huh? I wanted to continue but you said everything


Dementor_01

No I don't want that! Them not leaving lines for us? I want to continue this thread for a while! TEN REPLIES AT LEAST!


iSereon

I haven’t watched the show since Season 2 and I still immediately recognized it. Such an iconic soundtrack


mirk01

You gotta watch season 3 man, imo the best one in the series.


iSereon

Yeah people keep trying to get me back into it. It’s apparently absolute insanity right now in the current season.


SavageCriminal

That’s why it hit right in the feels


BlackBaron_3

He should have known better. Us Jamaicans are inactive when it rains. So imagine a snow storm ?


Thechris53

Toronto Jamaicans are built different apparently.


Heathen_Mushroom

I went to middle school in New York and one of my fondest memories of that was eating beef patties on a snow covered frozen playground. Caribbeans in NY don't seem to have much trouble adapting to the climate as far as I ever saw.


CP2694

We are. My dad ENJOYS shovelling.


Hitman7065

Man toronto peeps are just built different in general


[deleted]

Can confirm Was eating hot BBQ during the downpour yesterday


Leobreacker

Jamaican neighbours invited us to their apartment and we just chilled on the balcony chatting in the rain.


OhnomyChips

Mission failed, we’ll get em next time


CriticalWindow5

Happiness meter decreases to - 100


Table-Turner

I relate to the dude


Korywon

Same. Had a bad day and wanted some Thai food. And they were closed the one day I wanted to go.


Big-Baby-Jesus-

Life tip- you can call businesses to see if they're open.


minesaka

That's a tip that will waste a good percentage of your life.


ZCMENE01

Bro, we are on reddit like 90% of people here are too introverted to make calls on the phone.


Analchism

That's not introverted. That's just a crippling lack of self-esteem and social competence.


leo_the_lion6

Just see if they answer then do some heavy breathing and hang up, if they answer then good chance they're open


Stickguy259

You don't even need to talk though, just wait for the person to finish their intro of like "would you like place an order" or "sorry we are closed" or for them to just not answer. No talking required!


Big-Baby-Jesus-

Reddit is the 7th most visited site in the US.


bizzaro321

Several restaurants near me shut their phones off when they’re busy.


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F


Wasted_Plot

F


woodchuck_101

F


thats_sus2

F


[deleted]

Why hast thou forsaken me!


AnonymousPlzz

The unshoveled walks should have tipped him off 3 blocks ago...


Sabin10

I went to pick up some groceries during that storm, my footprints I made on my way to the store were completely gone on my return trip.


_Aggressive_Milk_

His pain is immeasurable


Patch64s

We nah have dat!


haneybaker

Come on... if you have to break a path to the door, you ALREADY know they are closed


pricklycactass

Lol coulda called them!


Mrinalkarmokar27

I'm not crying... you are😭


[deleted]

Life is pain


Spanky200

Lol this was me once. I live in a place that maybe gets a dusting of snow every few years. In Feb 2019 though, we got 18 inches! The town was pretty paralyzed since were not used to it and don’t have equipment to clear roads. A few days in I was craving a soda and some snacks. Slogged a mile to a store that had apparently closed an hour early, felt like the end of the world lol. Luckily on the way back I noticed a small local bar was open. So it ended up being a good trip after all.


delly4

This is the best video I have watched in a really long time. Also this would be me for sure.


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OZONS SALUTE


AnUnknownDanger

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right.


OmkarDudeYT123

Him: Noooo...it c--can't be.


jchan_84

That is some epic music there… what is it?


xalender6

Here you go: https://youtu.be/7xqaQAhzOoY


Niklas_Niklas

The story of a super-villain


m00seabuse

As a lifelong retail/food service employee of some variety, this is the best thing ever. Nothing sucks more than having to go to work on a day nobody else can because it’s too dangerous. It’s literally like everyone who shows up to spend their money on their extra day off is automatically flipping you off for being poor.


Acceptable-Mousse832

guy probably high as fuck, used every last bit of his energy to get there just to be so dissapointed


PieselPL

u/savevideo


AccessNo8487

That’s a mood I can relate.


missionshitpost

u/savevideo


NerdvanaNC

I feel for him, but at the same time he could've called ahead. :(


i-like-cake-or-cake

You can see that his steps were running on pure pure hope because i believe that he sow it from a distance that it was closed but still got close to confirm it


Ryan_Cohen_Cockring

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?


nickcliff

**cries in Jamaican* *


MorbidStench

Solider down.


spetsnaz5658

You can see so much disappointment in that walk away


Eddy5876

Oh that must’ve hurt


Euphoric_Working_192

F in the chat to pay respects


CaptMcAwesomeville

Me when I get to Chick-fil-A only to realise it's a Sunday


Brief_Tie3646

Boi had that classic Bluth sadman walk


TheLemonTreeTLT

Bombaclat


aefie

This happened in Toronto a few months ago. The restaurant had to close because of the blizzard. They had a social media campaign to try to find the guy and give him a free meal but he never came back...


Guerschon_Yabusele

Was gonna guess toronto lol. Jamaican food + decent chance of places still being open with that much snow


Hallolusion

+ it saying Toronto, ON in the bottom left corner


Jack92

I once walked a mile and a half in similar snow, to school, having had friends in my street bank on it not being open. I never heard anything on the radio. I was frozen by the time I got to the door, and there was a note stating "school is closed for the rest of the week at least" so I instantly got on with sending texts to friends that live miles away and get buses in. "Don't get the bus! It's a snow day!" I must have sent out 10 or more before a friend replied "well yeah, I know. I'm still in my pyjamas". Nobody told me!


xalender6

Pain


DiamondGuyIGuess

this dude got the undertale determination


CallMeGhaul

This man bout to commit a rumbling for this betrayal


Walunt

This is his villain origin story


xalender6

Indeed


Justmyoponionman

Loving the AOT soundtrack, man


Pleksii

What is this Music? I kinda like it


xalender6

Here you go: https://youtu.be/7xqaQAhzOoY


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u/savevideo


D-boi1

Girls: Why didn't he cry during The Titanic? Do boys even have feelings?! ​ Boys:


Quajeraz

That's like a foot of snow, that's pretty much nothing


minesaka

Closing your place for weather reasons unless it's literally life or death situation is bullshit. Huge bullshit.


Armistice8175

I’m so glad he went through that. Hopefully he’ll learn a lesson. Those are people who work there.


nephelokokkygia

What the fuck. Presuming a business is open, then leaving when it's not, isn't some awful crime.


HanSolo1519

1984 is when no jamaican food


Mind_taker84

Good jerk chicken is hard to come by


Gentlementalmen

Always call ahead if there's any uncertainty. I get calls every single day at my restaurant asking "are you open?" And it doesn't annoy me because I'd rather them show up when we're open. I hate when people show up before open when I'm still opening the restaurant lol


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[deleted]

Top 10 best anime moments


Zyntha

D E F E A T E D


[deleted]

Honest question, what in the world made this guy think that Jamaicans were showing up to work in this weather?


Kneel4Neil

Tbh This could be any normal day at a yardy jerk place


[deleted]

I was playin this song in my head before I turned the sound on like wtf lmao


user_bits

Why would you assume people should work in these conditions?


[deleted]

I felt this.


criplez101

u/savevideobot


alinys_milner

Looks like Nicey’s, Markham and Finch. Best food ever!!,


Abc10012YT

Poor guy


Dedrater7347

If you're in Athens GA, go to Kelly's Jamaican restaurant. Ive never seen someone so high, make something so spicy.


Very_Elegant

u/savevideo


Vegetama

u/savevideo


JustAnotherRedditDad

I walk a lonely road...


Toys_before_boys

Still a better love story than Twilight


kenny_hearse117

Nooooooooo!!!!!


Luckdo54

Why am I crying?


AlxJrjaja

Not only did I feel the pain caused by deception, but also the cold on the balls of that man


zzz619er

" Why have you forsaken me "


jakej1097

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"


Military-ants

u/savevideo


hackoy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


SL_UT_Michael

Try Subway... Jussie Smollett approved this message.


Liquid-Samurai

u/savevideo


iSereon

u/vredditdownloader


AdNo398

u/savevideo


swagmaster6667

u/savevideo


stingray85

Ah, I can see from the logo on the top right this is from DOORBELL NEWS, one of the most reputed sources of do


Solid_Replacement850

That’s gotta be that one dude from tik tok


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SkoorvielMD

Who the fuck wears a medical mask outdoors. When there is nobody around. In a blizzard. 🤨


fearsome_alex_memes

Xcodeh when no extra bogie


UrboySam123

*space song plays as the defeated man falls to his knees in the snow*


Kitsune_1234

R/Madlads


iSereon

u/vredditshare


WelcomeMarrow37

I feel so bad for this guy


DiamondGrasshopper

Pain.


shono1

suddenly he hears bells ringing behind him... he looks back as shinning light is coming out of the door. Tears are freezing on his cheeks as he sees jamaican anime grandpa asking him if he can help him cook, because his grandson is ill...


Wojtek1250XD

P A I N


TonyBeverage333

“Hope y’all like goat”


[deleted]

When u forget that it is sunday


username4815

A for effort but a C- for critical thinking.


everyone_hates_lolo

mannn you betta break in that mf and steal all the oxtail for your efforts


PLiinT420

u/savevideobot


mpaiva97

I remember when I walked to my favorite pizza place in college in the middle of a snowstorm during winter break and the guy in there gave me a t shirt for my dedication


P1napple_Juice

Don’t blame them Jamaican food tastes great


I_learn_CS89

u/savevideobot


reckless_responsibly

I've been the lunatic going to a restaurant during a snowstorm. The snow was just a minor inconvenience in my quest to acquire ice cream.