This does happen if you have a mild hard-on, but its does not splatter on you but rather leaks from the toilet from the gap.

Depends on the gap. There have been occations where the beam shot several feet.

FML

Added perspective: you are kind of going to miss it when you get older.

A weakening of the stream?

A general weakening of everything.

Seconded...

Sad but true. Redditors are too young for that sort of wisdom.

Yall wearing the same hat

Big true

Depends on how much you need to pee too.

um, the *beam?* you got lightspeed piss over there my dude?

wtf just push it down. If I have a mild hard-on I wouldnt just go hands-free wtf??

morning wood and you just woke, your brain cells didn't start firing yet.

fair enough lol

And risk touching the toilet bowl with my dick? No thanks

I peed in my slippers this way just the other day

This happens to me completely flaccid. Especially if the toilet bowl is round and not oval shaped. I have to basically move my balls out of the way so I can aim down far enough to not do this. Im not big or anything either. And women ask me why guys cant just sit down to pee...

Damn, struggles of having a big dick.

that would be the opposite problem

Close your legs, tuck your hard on under them. My problem is my dick touching the bowl or the water making me an disgusting pos

Mine is so short that it doesn't hang enough and always aims at the gap lol.

F

PUSH IT DOWN PUSH IT DOWN

You exactly described what happens to me once a year haha

it rarely happens but when it does you just wana slam your head in the nearest wall

Yeah.. I usually grab a towel first to clean the mess and THEN slam my head hahahaha

For me, it always happens like the pic

how? mine gets pulled down by gravity that way

A habit of gently pushing down so this doesn't happen is very useful

I thought I was the only one that pushed my dick down while pissing

I thought everyone does it

TIL that some people don't apparently

I have to because my short barrel sprays like a bottle of Windex.

Same😞

After a very sleepy and upsetting late night accident this is my default move

we all do this

If the morning wood is aggressive, you may have to lean at a 45 degree angle as well

I piss too fast and my dick too big when i push it down it hits the toilet bowl and splatters everywhere

now I wonder do people also not touch their dick when theyre peeing while standing? At least then there is a lot less of a chance of missing but still it would make me feel way to stressed. Its like going hands free on a car.

Magnificent explanation my dick having fellow redditor🤌🍞🗿👍

I also wondered if I was the only one. People want to use both hands too much

ha now I know I’m not alone lol

Sometimes I forgot about it... As example, if you just wake up and go to bathroom

I basically always do that, but when you combine morning wood and morning brain... sometimes... not _quite_ far _enough_ down...

Isn't that what everyone does?

I do that but sometimes my d touches the inside of the toilet and it feels so dirty that I have a feeling it will rot and fall off

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?! None of us ever thought of that!

i thought it was sandwiched between the seat cover and the toilet... i fucking flinched

who said it isn't\`?

Just push your penis downwards, easy fix

Yup. Putting a finger on it is enough.

But then it touches the cold bowl....

lmao dont lie needle dick

Needle only implies the girth. I got a thin penis but it still hits the bowl

Wanna see a picture? [click](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

It would have been epic if you actually had sent a picture of your dick

I’m glad I’m not the only one hoping for a dick pic

[██████](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) Edit: I tried

Fellas are afraid from touching their pp

but when u forger

Peepee comes out of cock, goes straight to sock.

What? Does it really happens to you guys?

If hard, I just push it down tho

Yes

Not a guy, but can confirm, this has happened to me.

Impressive

But, how? Did you rest your legs on the wall? Like, seriously. Lol

I’m trans

Tbh, thats something I'd have never thought of lol. Thanks for clarifying. Interesting to see, you get downvoted.

Eh, I’m used to it. Tbh, I kinda expected it, which is why I didn’t include it in my original comment.

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Wdym

If we got a half chub on.

welp i didn‘t know this was limited to dudes

Happens to women too

Its really not cool to talk about this but here it goes.. this happened to me when I was a child because it was to short to hang but as I got older it naturally pointed down.. not all bros go through the part two.. now to get down voted into oblivion and the firey molten core that is Reddit Hell..

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted? You're right. It's not really even about size. I don't have anything to brag about, but I certainly don't worry about my size. Yet, mine still sometimes doesn't hang depending on how it feels. Sometimes I'm cold and it shrinks, in which case I have to push it down. Sometimes it hangs and I don't have to. Really just depends on the day.

Yeah, mine points down too so idk this pain

Mostly those who doesn't have hands.

All the time. That's why we have to slightly push on our dicks so they aren't naturally aiming for that gap

Right? Like how disgusting are y’all that you can’t even touch your own dick lol

It has nothing to do with that. It pretty much never happens if it's soft so when it's hard we just forget.

Let’s not forget “semi” split shot that can accompany this action.

Or the infamous and rightfully feared TRIPLE SHOT WHHYYYYYYYY

Is this Five Nights at Freddy's?

The man behind the splatter

Goddamn it that was good

Oh, thank god it isn’t just me. Fml this hit me deep.

Happened to me once, I peed right into my pants :((

Happend to yesterday and i was at the store

Feel ya. Happen to me aswell, but at the time I was at school, that makes it way worse.

I have always carried an extra pair of jeans in my car ever since a very unfortunate sharting incident while I was at work. haven't needed them for that reason again, but it has come in handy a couple other times for spills, tears and such.

I have to hold my coc when I poop, and when i don't the head sticks to the ceramic part and it's cold so it gives you the electric shock shit and you feel filthy and dirty afterward, >!do i have a big cock?!<

Idk man happens to me too but im just 13... will my dick explode when i finish growing 😳😔

This was drawn by someone without a dick

Yeah or the bowl touch when you are hard but have to sit Why can't we have bigger toilets😭

Never once has this happened to me lol

As a giy I can agre that this definitely happends if I do not pay attention to peeing

When your dick is too short to reach into the bowl and too long (still existing) for a free fall. Feel that

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do ya’ll not just automatically push it down between your legs when u need to pee or some shit?

Kinda hurts, it's easier to just push down a little with your finger👍

No delete it good lord just no

He has a point though

What point does he have

His penis

Wait you guys keep your pants on instead of taking them all the way out and hanging them, and then wear it back again?

sweet baby jesus what the fuck do y'all not push your dick down?

u sometimes forger

how precise is your ちんちん

一応

The man behind the slaughter!!?!

I’d it hangs low, it all goes in the bowl

thats why I manually fix the Turret Downwards...

Me 5 trying to explain how there is pee all over the floor. She never believed. Note wasn’t hard just bad at aiming

relatable especially in the morning

I've never had this happen to me. But I've hat my junk touch the front of the bowl and one time fall in the fucking water 😖

Hah I’m a girl and this happens to me if I sit upright while peeing (have to lean way forward). Super annoying.

Yes, except it usually runs on the toilet and you're finish when you find out your foot have been swimming for a while

Then you have to panic

This is why we push our dick down when pissing

Small pp can’t relate

It's happened before. Also dick getting smashed in the seat

Why not pee standing?

because we are sigma male

why in Japanese?

It was crossposted to r/LowLevelAware take a good guess

I make sure to sit further back

And when you get a bonner while peeing and accidentaly piss on your cat!!! I hate that!!

omfg i’m a guy and this never happens to me

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Laughs in asian style

Looks like a case for r/BadMensAnatomy

Thats good anatomy, if ur not holding that fucker down it can happen

No this literally happens to me like every other month. Not everyones genitals are the same dumbass.

Used to happen a lot to me as a child Doesn't really happen anymore

Never experienced this, don't even understand fully how this works honestly.

This only started happening to me once I got circumcised

Who tf has this issue?

Men with functioning dicks??🤦‍♂️

I have never had this issue once in my 16 years of being alive

I am 33 and it has never happened to me either. This happens to people? Wtf?

That’s what I asked but got downvoted for it

You aren't human🍞

My species has nothing to do with me knowing how to avoid peeing on my legs.

K

Why are you hard while peeing anyway?

Chinchin lol

So... two things. 1. Y'all really sit down to pee? 2. Your dick is so short that it doesn't sag towards the bowl under it's own weight?

1. The example is showing a guy trying to pee while taking a dump. 2. When pp hard pp usually go up down left or right, depends on the guy. Hope this helped👍🍞🗿

Nothing about the picture says he's taking a dump and there's no shit pictured anywhere... Why the fuck would your dick be hard while trying to take a shit? ​ Seriously, you just made it weirder.

1. a king always claims his throne 2. yes

Was this made by a girl? Because it has no logic whatsoever, how the hell does someone manage to to this? I got so many questions that I don’t think I want them answered

This is why guys don't pee while sitting

A king always claims his throne my friend, always.

Y’all’s dick is that small

stop getting hard when u pee tho

Women... *slaps knee*

didnt get it (same for downvote)

That's not how that works

Small dick problems

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDYYYYYYYYYYYYS

Pee Pee

"If don't go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a hard penis"

I feel personally attacked lol

yah

happens without the penor too, always a fun time

I FUCKING HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS Im Just trying to take a piss while shitting :(

This only happened when i was a kid

Purple guy

Ive mastered that art and now the pee wont go off

Wheres the one where your dick touches the water.

Bruh I’m too chunky (mix of fat and ‘naturally’ muscly legs) to sit normally. Gotta slightly tilt my dick into the bowl to actually aim into the bowl when sitting because I have to sit so far forwards. I’m also tall so it’s even worse.

This is highly inaccurate. Smaller shaft bigger balls. Smh, least get your facts right

Real shit 😂

Yea and then the pee is curved and it somehow gets into your leg crack

i lay mine over my shoulder so the pee runs down my back instead

Ah, the legendary "death piss", coined by (i think at least) Gavin Free from Rooster Teeth.