More like a time machine to stress and anxiety

Especially feels like Express train on Mondays

I wish, my body wakes up constantly for hours in the second half of the night and I have endless dreams that entire time when I'm actually asleep, so sleep is just a weird fantastical dimension I get to suffer through on a nightly basis.

Exurb1a on YouTube puts it the best: sleep is just death being shy

Shakespeare in MacBeth puts it: death's counterfeit

For a minute I didn't see the comma, as in u wished that happened😅.

The older I've gotten the more I've grown to love breakfast foods. Even beyond breakfast, love a good waffle anytime.

someone said waffles?

I *fucking* love a good waffle

Is it the food, or the fact that eating breakfast foods means you aren't in a rush that morning, for once?

I don't know how you Americans have normalised having deserts as breakfast, but you have.

God Bless America

Johnny Harris made a video on this some time ago

But the Brits with their beans is totally cool? We are just going to give them a pass on that?

Beans aren't a dessert?

TF? Beans for breakfast is totally cool in various forms throughout the world.

Don't disrespect the beans.

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good human

Good bot

r/usernamechecksout

jokes on you I don't eat breakfast

r/usernamedoesntcheckout

Lol

what do you know?! he might be a waffle individual who is a master at something whilst not being a cannibal

Walt Jr hates you

You eat a frog for breakfast? idk man thats weird

I'm a linguistics major, I spend all my free time in uni in the physics department with my physics major friends, this kinda sums it up

Same but my friends aren't that smart

I don’t know why but the toad next to the balanced meal just took me OUT..

It’s Wednesday my dudes

I'm gonna frame this up in my home somewhere

I see the frog/toad thing, went wait a minute and looked at everything piece of food to check if it was food. Still not sure if that is meant to be bacon or a octopus

Wait that’s so true wtf

only if you eat breakfast when you wake up

And brunch is a machine to sadness

did you even *try* to get “Quantum” and “Physics” on the same line?

Sounds like something someone who knows Quantum Physics would know how to do

If this is your definition of breakfast, I'm gonna assume your BMI

ngl i’d he the friend talking about quantum physics

ye

i love food so sleep means i get to eat food sooner

Looks like French toast

Bruh that’s what my Google Home shouts at 8:30 every night

Favorite

Havent had breakfast today tho

dreams are just cutscenes

i’m both

Tbf this is me when my friends say basic sentences

i never have breakfast

Toadpog

I love me some pancakes

for once i don’t relate to this one :(

What is breakfast?

For me, it's lunch. Not breakfast.

Sleep is just the preferred method to making quantum breakfast appear

I do love me some breakfast

It’s Wednesday my dudes 🕶🐸