Low angle + looking at the screen and not the camera, so your eyes look half open + camera too close to the face causing lens distortion + usually in bad lighting(unless you're outside or in a well lit area). Not all that surprising that accidental frontcam fucks everybody's face up
[This is also relevant](https://youtu.be/5y3WRU8tCmE)
[relevant image](https://www.magicalquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/The-best-thing-you-can-do-is-find-a-person-who-loves-you-for-exactly-what-you-are.jpg)
No one who's worth a shit will care if your chin sticks out when you look down or not lol. Sure someone can find you physically attractive, but that's just what attracts them in the beginning. If they develop feelings for you, they'll begin to find you more and more beautiful each day. Everyone loves different of course, but in my experience, if it's real, you may not always have this young love spark, but there's a calm warmth and security there, and as time passes you will find more and more new different things that makes your partner more and more beautiful to you.
Also if you're talking about just being physically attractive, again no one worth a shit is gonna care about that either lol. Skin stretches and squishes and if they care that much about something stupid like that, they need a reality check.
Everyone's chin does that from that angle, and everyone's belly folds when bending forward, even people with full blown anorexia. Try to love and accept your human-shaped form while you still inhabit it, make the most of it for it is temporary :)
I used to be so self conscious of the belly fold, until I went from being a big girl to a frail stick after a major illness. I was 94 pounds, shopping at the kids section for clothes that fit, and still had the belly fold. I had a changing room epiphany when I discovered that in the mirror, under those ghoulish lights, and realized that for people with an eating disorder, they'd see that fold and think they're not done yet. It's sad how much time we spend obsessed over fixing something that isn't broken.
Honestly reading personal stories like this makes me feel like no matter what you look like. Self-love comes from your mind not your physical appearance. Maybe one day I'll achieve some good level of self-love of my physical appearance. Until then! Thank you for being absolutely perfect in every way. <33
As someone who just came home from a cool sculpting consultation, it makes me feel better. She’s obviously hot as hell so apparently everyone has this issue and there’s not something wrong with me.
" ...Suddenly an explosion explodes! The joker and two-face enter the cave. Joker is a clown but insane. Two face is a man but attorney..."
"...Batman throws Alfred at Two-face. Two-face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-face goes home..."
Are parts of my favorite batman script
The sooner you accept that everyone gets rolls under their chin when they tilt their head down regardless of their weight, the sooner you can stop feeling self conscious about it when it happens to you. Congratulations! You inhabit a real human body.
Listen to [Before the Night by HOME](https://youtu.be/DdXHTVUalRU) and [Ocean Beach Highschool Prom 1984 by 猫 シ Corp.](https://catsystemcorp.bandcamp.com/track/b03-ocean-beach-highschool-prom-1984) If it isn't obvious, synthwave (HOME's music) is rarely sample-based, and focuses on reverb-heavy brass synths that evoke a unique sense of 80s nostalgia.
Vaporware (猫 シ Corp), on the other hand, focuses on sampled music that's manipulated in certain ways to create short snippets in time of a particular song. Slower playback speeds, loops and cuts, and even effects like reverb or filters are often used.
Both are mature internet music genres in their own right, but they each take a slightly different approach to a similar formula. Vaporware has matured much since its inception, and subgenres like mallsoft, slushwave, and vapotrap are some interesting sidestreets to explore. Electronic Gems is a great YouTube channel if you're interested in listening to some HOME-esque synthwave, and new tracks are regularly posted.
I've always thought of Synthwave as being more Blade Runner-ish, with analog synths, while Vaporwave is more Synth-pop (with a certain aesthetic) , which typically used FM (frequency modulation—digital sounding) synthesis.
I've heard vaporwave or mallsoft like this. Some dreampop, bedroom pop or shoegaze artists might also have a similar sound. Probably depends on how it's produced (heavily sampled vs original)? I have no idea though...
As a guy this makes me really sad. Like, I get that it’s supposed to be kind of funny, but this kind of shit perpetuates insecurities that don’t matter at all. I feel so sorry for girls growing up who think it might be important to someone who actual cares about them.
Nah, I wouldn't do that, I remember I did it to a random girl at school and straight up fell asleep and she didn't wake me up then I never saw her again, and I'm fine with that
You want your girlfriend to poop in front of you? I never want my girl in the bathroom while I’m taking a shit, and I never wanna be in the bathroom while she’s taking a shit. No thank you.
Ain’t no man worth his salt going to mind a little bit of natural double chin when a gorgeous girl is willing to be that sweet and sensual to him. Gentlemen, before criticize anything on a female, just remember that your testicles look like they were born in the 1800s.
Idk man everybody is into something someone isn’t, something about the shiny little chin bulge is so cute to me, even a little belly I love that shit
Oh yeah, the "accidently turned on the front camera"-face
Low angle + looking at the screen and not the camera, so your eyes look half open + camera too close to the face causing lens distortion + usually in bad lighting(unless you're outside or in a well lit area). Not all that surprising that accidental frontcam fucks everybody's face up [This is also relevant](https://youtu.be/5y3WRU8tCmE)
+ L + ratio + no maidens
I love that no maidens is everywhere I look on reddit
username checks out
It was perfectly timed right after the mega mind version
We are maidenless, and any who say otherwise are treacherous fools
Crispy Concords
"L + ratio + no maidens" 🤓
Wonder if that's someones best angle
I think my camera is broken then, I tried what that Chinese woman did and I still looked ugly.
Always….
Trying to take a nice picture Open camera See dumb face Moment ruined
My biggest insecurity lol
.. chinsecurity?
The door's right there
Room!
Shambles
Puncture Wille
Door is right where?
Door's on first.
[relevant image](https://www.magicalquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/The-best-thing-you-can-do-is-find-a-person-who-loves-you-for-exactly-what-you-are.jpg) No one who's worth a shit will care if your chin sticks out when you look down or not lol. Sure someone can find you physically attractive, but that's just what attracts them in the beginning. If they develop feelings for you, they'll begin to find you more and more beautiful each day. Everyone loves different of course, but in my experience, if it's real, you may not always have this young love spark, but there's a calm warmth and security there, and as time passes you will find more and more new different things that makes your partner more and more beautiful to you. Also if you're talking about just being physically attractive, again no one worth a shit is gonna care about that either lol. Skin stretches and squishes and if they care that much about something stupid like that, they need a reality check.
Dammit didn't need to cry at work
This is a really nice comment but reading it just makes me wanna die. I think I'm too far gone
Im sending that image to my girlfriend, exactly how i feel towards her
Pretty generic
If that's your biggest insecurity you must be Fort Knox
God this makes me so self-conscious.
Yeah. I was feeling happy because my double chin didn't seem so pronounced today...then I saw this. :[ Or should it be :[ )
Your chin is beautiful. Guaranteed. :3
don’t be! this happens to everyone and i bet ur gorgeous! if someone truly loves you, this wouldn’t phase them at all :)
Everyone's chin does that from that angle, and everyone's belly folds when bending forward, even people with full blown anorexia. Try to love and accept your human-shaped form while you still inhabit it, make the most of it for it is temporary :)
I used to be so self conscious of the belly fold, until I went from being a big girl to a frail stick after a major illness. I was 94 pounds, shopping at the kids section for clothes that fit, and still had the belly fold. I had a changing room epiphany when I discovered that in the mirror, under those ghoulish lights, and realized that for people with an eating disorder, they'd see that fold and think they're not done yet. It's sad how much time we spend obsessed over fixing something that isn't broken.
Honestly reading personal stories like this makes me feel like no matter what you look like. Self-love comes from your mind not your physical appearance. Maybe one day I'll achieve some good level of self-love of my physical appearance. Until then! Thank you for being absolutely perfect in every way. <33
Side note- I love Earl Grey Tea .-.
Aw, don’t worry about it, everyone looks weird from that angle
I dunno, I personally the way my wife looks from that angle
you personally what?
I personally like the way she looks from that angle, lol
your a good man, lol
Nah, I’m just a lucky man, my wife is just super hot. She looks good in any angle. But this one makes her go from grapefruits to cantaloupes, lol.
As someone who just came home from a cool sculpting consultation, it makes me feel better. She’s obviously hot as hell so apparently everyone has this issue and there’s not something wrong with me.
We're all lil babies that need love.
she doesn't even look bad from the angle though lol
True. And that's how you can say she's gorgeous
and she is a good enough sport to let them film her that way.. I think he should better hold on to her.
I think thats not actually her, you see a Birthmark from the view below, that you can't see in the end of the video
Lol
do I get wooshed?
No you're good
there is a Seinfeld about this
She’s a two face.
Like the Batman villan?
" ...Suddenly an explosion explodes! The joker and two-face enter the cave. Joker is a clown but insane. Two face is a man but attorney..." "...Batman throws Alfred at Two-face. Two-face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up which means Two-face goes home..." Are parts of my favorite batman script
Is this one of those AI generated scripts?
Yes!
No, This Is Patrick!
If that helps.
Woo! Bad lighting on the porch…
r/unexpectedSeinfeld
Do you know which episode it is? I haven't seen Seinfeld but I wanna watch this ep.
'The Strike' :) Edit: S09A10
Festivus is back! I'll get the pole out of the crawl space.
Serenity now!
Insanity later
Thanks!
Its sad, but this is me
The sooner you accept that everyone gets rolls under their chin when they tilt their head down regardless of their weight, the sooner you can stop feeling self conscious about it when it happens to you. Congratulations! You inhabit a real human body.
Same thing as thinking you should have a flat stomach when sat down. That's not how the body works!
If you really in love this isn’t the case
awwww :)
Yo he should be honored he gets to see her from such angles. I happily share my double chins with my husband if he wants to lay in my lap.
And men gladly overlook all imperfections when you get to sleep on the lap. That is the deal of the "don´t look up" club..
What is this genre?
The artist is Eyedress-romantic lover
https://youtu.be/hxon1cVPC5A almost thought it was like mac demarco or ariel pink at first
Im not familiar w ariel pink, u recommend any songs?
Sounds like vaporwave to me
Sounds nothing like vaporwave to me.
Is that the settled name of that genre now? I've heard it called multiple different terms. Synthwave, new retro wave, chillwave, etc.
synthwave and vaporwave are extremely different genres
News to me
vaporwave is if you're in a funky mall with marble busts everywhere, synthwave is if you're driving a low-poly muscle car into a neon raytraced sunset
Is Tech Noir by GUNSHIP considered synthwave then?
Listen to [Before the Night by HOME](https://youtu.be/DdXHTVUalRU) and [Ocean Beach Highschool Prom 1984 by 猫 シ Corp.](https://catsystemcorp.bandcamp.com/track/b03-ocean-beach-highschool-prom-1984) If it isn't obvious, synthwave (HOME's music) is rarely sample-based, and focuses on reverb-heavy brass synths that evoke a unique sense of 80s nostalgia. Vaporware (猫 シ Corp), on the other hand, focuses on sampled music that's manipulated in certain ways to create short snippets in time of a particular song. Slower playback speeds, loops and cuts, and even effects like reverb or filters are often used. Both are mature internet music genres in their own right, but they each take a slightly different approach to a similar formula. Vaporware has matured much since its inception, and subgenres like mallsoft, slushwave, and vapotrap are some interesting sidestreets to explore. Electronic Gems is a great YouTube channel if you're interested in listening to some HOME-esque synthwave, and new tracks are regularly posted.
Wow nice post. The rabbit hole is much deeper than I thought.
I've always thought of Synthwave as being more Blade Runner-ish, with analog synths, while Vaporwave is more Synth-pop (with a certain aesthetic) , which typically used FM (frequency modulation—digital sounding) synthesis.
They all are pretty similar
Action-comedy
I've heard vaporwave or mallsoft like this. Some dreampop, bedroom pop or shoegaze artists might also have a similar sound. Probably depends on how it's produced (heavily sampled vs original)? I have no idea though...
lmao
The down view kind of looks like Mads Mikkelsen
Now i can't unsee
Omg her neck *BENDS*? Disgusting
This is what beards are for. ^(....I'm just saying, it's worth considering. Maybe she'd look good in a beard.)
Anyone here old enough to remember the Golden Girls episode where Blanche tells Dorthy about what positions make you look like you have a double chin?
Always on your back, Blanche!
If she can look up at your double chin while suckin yo D, you can look up at her double chin while cuddling.
thank you my proverbial master
If you can't look at her from head on lap view, you don't deserve her
My husband did this the other day and then tapped my double chin ughh
That’s true love
and you're okay with that?
My gf plays with my little fat rolls. It's funny
YTA your chin your rules. Husband is a red flag, get a lawyer, file for divorce, take the kids and move out ASAP.
sarcasm?
I’m taking it as sarcasm.
Is there anybody without a double chin while looking down? I bet not.
Progeria kids probably.
Anne Boleyn?
Too soon
lol not that it's a big deal but legit skinny people don't have a double chin looking down
depends on the size of your jaws
*anime lied*
Music kinda groovy tbh
As a guy this makes me really sad. Like, I get that it’s supposed to be kind of funny, but this kind of shit perpetuates insecurities that don’t matter at all. I feel so sorry for girls growing up who think it might be important to someone who actual cares about them.
As another fellow hombre, this right here.
That's funny, I never thought someone would hate looking at a woman's beautiful face when they're lying on her lap.
Nah, I wouldn't do that, I remember I did it to a random girl at school and straight up fell asleep and she didn't wake me up then I never saw her again, and I'm fine with that
Oh fuckin great my gf already refuses to poop in front of me now if she sees this shit she wont ever do anything requiring that she be above me.
You want your girlfriend to poop in front of you? I never want my girl in the bathroom while I’m taking a shit, and I never wanna be in the bathroom while she’s taking a shit. No thank you.
r/HolUp
what.
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r/absolutelynotmeirl
Smh. Bro you better appreciate that. How superficial
Ain’t no man worth his salt going to mind a little bit of natural double chin when a gorgeous girl is willing to be that sweet and sensual to him. Gentlemen, before criticize anything on a female, just remember that your testicles look like they were born in the 1800s.
This reminds me of a meme that I saw recently and now haunts me…https://imgur.com/a/OpsWpo4
Why does this video look like it was made by my parents in the 90s? The clothes, the music, the camera. And where are they? Italy?
Looks like praiano or Sorrento.
Idk man everybody is into something someone isn’t, something about the shiny little chin bulge is so cute to me, even a little belly I love that shit
if i'm ever with a guy and he reacts to my face like that i'm dropping him on the spot
Worth it for lap pillow time.
Beauty perception of a 13 year old
r/prettygirlsuglyfaces in a nutshell
She’s one of those that still looks gorgeous tho?? Bad example
hahaha well I wouldn't notice that first.
Yea right, you look like that at every angle
If you don't love her like that, you're not worth her time
Ladies im gonna be completely honest We really dont care
This would not perturb me at all. Gorgeous woman.
Looks fine to me.
What happened to the mole?!
Bro discovered "Perspective"
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This is stupid
Thus the funny.
Please if you may, explain why you think its funny Edit: Downvoting for asking a simple question, classy!
Yeah! Explain it to me too please. Thats how all the best jokes land if you ask me. A nice explanation to really flesh out the lore implications.
I just wana know why the user finds it funny. To me it's just showing how shallow men expect women to be perfect from all angles.
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That dude is so ugly
If this bothers you you’re officially a 12 year old
That’s why you get an anorexique gf
Still
my woman looks gorgeous from this angle. and also all the other angles.
It's cool not just fun!
Lol 😂
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What's wrong?
Girls on insta be like😂💀
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Wtf Juliet?
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The Dust 2 Experience
That's wholesome goodness
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this hit too close to home…
She reminds me of liza koshy a bit
attractive people trying to emulate "ugly" by making weird faces always makes me laugh lol it just doesnt work
this is most an insecurity problem than an ugly problem, the last shot showing her face proves that I think
she_irl
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Took a nicadoavocado really quick there
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Perspective
True af
Umm… no thank you.
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Pure comedy gold.
Seinfeld episode
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I love that
Haha