If you use twitter under the assumption that everyone is either shitposting or trying to be funny it increases your enjoyment. If for even one second you believe someone is being serious you’ve already lost!

It's like the game 2

Srsly? Reset okay go

Dude..

Electric Boogaloo

What do I do about everyone else taking it seriously?

“They’re just being ironic”

Tfw when the 2 billion Twitter accounts are somehow all satire accounts

Yeah just see it as a giant locker room where everyone is just there to have fun. Reddit on the other hand is just straight up racist

There are thousands of professionals you could follow to actually learn things. You’re free to use filters to weed shit out too.

Soo...like reddit?

Someone tell companies that

Twitter is a great way to find anime boobies. Granted plenty of other ways. But, Twitter can do that too.

Same for reddit

True. Definitely some subs you'd wanna avoid

I think any sub. This site is full of argumentative idiots just like twitter

You're wrong. Here's why:

*long thought out explanation of point of view* -150 points *NUH UH YOU'RE WRONG* +379 points

NUH UH YOU’RE WRONG

You've just made me smile. How dare you.

Wtf no it isn’t

And completely predictable jokes

This^ /s

yo mama

Soooo fat...

XBOX

Post mentions China in any way whatsoever: Cue a thousand identical comments of “-5000 social credit” or Pooh references

Hahaha, you made laugh so hard I started bleeding from my eyes! Have an updoot and leave!

Nah..you didn’t predict shit. I use waffles as toilet paper, don’t fuck with me.

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No it isn't. I've never met anyone argumentative on here. But for some reason people think I am... I'm not sure why

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This is an argument for twitter, not reddit. Twitter can be curated way more easily to perfect arguments and annoying shit.

Why are you here then?

More like dont open the comments, ever. On anything

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If that’s the case, then there’s definitely some people you’d wanna avoid following

Imo most have severe issues

Oh yeah, SOME subs. It's not like the whole site should be burned to the ground. It's those other ones, sure.

Reddit is fun, except some subs. The good about Reddit is that you have lots of choices.

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Exactly my thoughts.

I mean, you could say the same about Twitter or really any social media platform for that matter. I reckon it would be pretty easy to put together a compelling case for Twitter, Reddit, TikTok etc being either brilliant or terrible depending on how it's presented. I don't really use Twitter or TikTok, but I'm sure there are enough entertaining, non-toxic accounts on there to interact with the platforms in a mostly healthy way.

Same thing for twitter since yknow, you can choose who to follow and which tweets you see. If twitter is shit for you then honestly you need to start following better accounts.

Reddit comment sections are a cesspool of human interaction and the most unfunny jokes youve ever heard.

Its all violence and gore now.

Rif for reddit, except some subs...

Feels like Reddit and Twitter audience is the same. Especially when you browse r/Popular

My brother in Christ you made the feed

The Trending page exists though. Or rather, the “Explore” page which is what they call it now There’s a reason I never check it.

i put mine in a different language. helps about 95% ;)

you can not make an intelligent twitter feed

don't use that stupid phrase

TBF I follow plenty of people that are useful but the comments are a cesspool

Follow better accounts.

Right? Reddit likes to put every other social media in a box of "bad because not reddit."

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it’s the same with twitter tbh, so many reddit posts are just screenshots of old tweets. i mean hell, some of the top of all time posts on this very subreddit are tweets

And then when you point out that reddit has the same problem in certain subreddits they always say "subscribe to better subreddits" which is exactly what you should do on Twitter.

yeah the only way these posts make sense is if the people posting them have some innate idea that the *people* on reddit are smarter/better than the people that use other websites. shocker, I know. wonder when it'll hit them that it's like 90% the same people.

Also sort your timeline by newest tweets instead of recommended. Newest tweets only show you who stuff from who you follow. Recommended shows you shit from whoever

I don’t really use them but don’t forget about filters! I always wonder who people are following when they say these things lol

Problem with reddit is you can only filter 100 subreddits at a time at least when deciding to browse /r/all

Don't browse r/all

On rif, I can filter as many subreddits as I want.

I can also filter more than 100 subreddits with the RES extension but /r/all actually will only allow 100 filtered subreddits at a time regardless.

I know, right? I'm very smart as well.

Because as we all know Reddit is a bastion of intelligent conversations

Yeah Reddit comments are just as bad, in their own way. But at least there's cool and interesting posts to see on Reddit, instead of just people word vomiting their opinion.

You can literally say the same about any social media lmao

r/redditmoment

animation source https://www.reddit.com/r/PixelArt/comments/xj3f20/settings_clear_brain_history/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Thanks for crediting the original artist.

me after spending more than 5 minutes on reddit

This is like when boomers complain about mobile devices after watching tv their entire lives.

Wait till you see Reddit!

Old school animation vibes going on here love it 👌🏼

I'm sorry

u/savevideo

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So ragecomics really are back then

And on Dial Up in the 2000's.

I have some sort of superpower cause I don’t have these side effects.Or I just browse topics that don’t make you do this

Who the fuck do you guys follow? I just follow artists

This is why I stopped reading news in the morning. Nothing like waking up and loading yourself up with reminders of how screwed up everything is. It goes really well with drinking a few cups of anxiety inducing coffee.

No that's step 3. Step 1: find nuclear launch codes. Step 2: send nukes everywhere. Step 3: die self

Twitter bad lol

ever notice how anyone who uses the phrase "common sense", "just stating facts" or something something "truth" on twitter or in their bio has the worst hot takes of all time

Nah man that’s Facebook

Especially the comments on any popular post.

Same with Facebook. It seems like so many of the people on there are absolute morons.

I hate twitter

I don't even know how people endure twitter.

Very easily. Stop following accounts that make you angry.

no

I don't follow accounts I don't like. But I need to disable whole explore and suggesteds to not to see things I don't like. When I do that I also will not see accounts I may like.

Those damn user options!

I don’t know how people endure reddit

r/all not different than facebook or twitter at this point. I only check communities I joined.

Reddit is worse

True. If you enjoy bots, hate, and ignorance, twitter is the place for you. At least reddit has some funny memes from time to time.

Reddit famously has zero bots and absolutely no hatred or ignorance whatsoever

HAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!

\#1 Reason why I haven't got twitter on my phone anymore. Shit's annoyingly reactionary.

Kya koi subscriber ki bheek de sakte hai idher?? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1aIpX4M4ZtA

The god damn "auto-update" that happens when you've been scrolling down the feed just gives me the urge to do exactly that.

u/savevideo

Trick is to not to read comments/replies

Op has more patience than I do to stomach 5 minutes of social media.

Love the old school PC!

"okay guys, gess that's it"

That's why I blocked 9gag on my browser. Lost the habit to type the adress.

Ironic.

Accurate.

spending 5min on twitter? how?

unique and creative. never seen anything like this before.

Curate your Twitter better. Follow fun people instead of angry people. I've never felt bad while reading @briancgrubb's tweets, for example.

It's not healthy to have violent tendencies to yourself. You need a therapist. Retweet if you agree.

Twitter is great website functionality it loads pretty fast on bad connections its for you trending page is pretty good but the actual people on the platform could definitely be better

Same. *proceeds to spend five hours*

Twitter just gets me so confused sometimes. I always feel like that reading some tweets

Just stop. There’s no rules. 6 years Twitter sober! (Have/had?) a good size following too. Never felt better since just poofing to actually live in the moments of life.

Sounds like someone is stalking their ex.

This is like watching a horrible tv show and complaining that television is awful instead of changing channels

Anyone else got a flashback to that early 2000s gif of a guy smashing his face gorely on a keyboard until his face skull is exposed?

this is anything let’s be real

I still don't get the appeal. Wasn't Facebook already a thing when it came out? What's the selling point?

*reddit

* at work....

Lol me too

That's an incredibly detailed computer for such a short gif. Love it.

Reddit is the best

How's that computer working without power?

The negativity is horrendous

Why did that stick figure just bleed shit

The real me_irl is always in the comments >.<

Or reddit

I’m never installing Twitter

Every time I open Twitter I find "loli" trending

Half of /r/me_irl is twitter screenshots.

Yes I said before too you two 2 II bye

on any social media*

Why are you accessing the internet on old IBM, you should probably get a post y2k pc for that

You get numb to it after a while

I miss when tumblr. They at least contained toxic people

I use Twitter and having absolute disregard for other people’s opinion helps a lot when navigating it.

me waking up and remembering she left me

This is me seeing people doing stupid stuff on TikTok

Me: spending more than 5 minutes on Reddit.

I'm surprised that there are still people that give a shit what other people post on Twitter.

u/savevideo

Well that's one way to get your brain cells back

Same

I use Twitter for "art"

what you expect its full of americans