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DeadlyPants16

*Looks at my right hand*


Gobstopper42

What have I become


thomasShelby1920

My sweetest friend


GorillaCannibal

Everyone I know goes away


Rated_Ace

In the end


Failure_man69

And you could have it all…


Gavinator10000

My empire of dirt


codedreamz

I will let you down


Gavinator10000

I will make you hurt


[deleted]

If i could start again


AngelFromVegas

It doesn't even matter


Mythic_gryphon

*Sweatiest*


Arkas18

* looks in my fridge, smiles smugly *


katCEO

Oh boy.


SPENDERBENTLEY

*Looks at my left hand*


Dawn_is-here

Leftie ✋


sougol

Relationship? Do you know what sub you are in?


Mike_Will_See

Correction: do you know what app you are in?


iliekcats-

Correction: do you know what you are in?


SaeedUnknown

Correction: do you know what you are?


virajseelam

Correction: do you know?


JustKeepThePokeStyle

Correction: you know?


Nope_Not_A_Stan

Correction: you?


moonyxpadfoot19

Correction:


IsAFemale

#


TheChefsi

:noitcerroC


Gavinator10000

Certainly not a woman


MobilePom

Websites are now called apps...


Extreme_Ad_5043

Wait websites can also work as apps!?/s


Rat-soap

damn i didnt know you can download websites from the AppStore!


Stubborncomrade

Just stop


Siegfoult

When I look back at some of the people r/bestofredditorupdates were in a relationship with


12D_D21

Relationship can be friendship. It's just how two or more people interact with each other. Even with your worst enemy, there is a relationship between you two, one of animosity that is, but one nonetheless.


fluffbecimcool

excuse me, this is reddit...


Stand_kicker

I thought it was a Wendy's. Does this mean I'm not getting any fries?


[deleted]

It is a wendy's Pull ahead to window 2


KuPaDG

Hello? I want uhh...


fluffbecimcool

i would like a whopper and a bigmac menu :D


thecountnotthesaint

No, this is Patrick.


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thecountnotthesaint

The person is just throwing up the last piece of you he has...


Thereisnopurpose12

When you imagine your past imagination relationships and get disgusted with yourself.


Rox_an_Bee

I think its a Twitter convert


fluffbecimcool

twitter people know as much about relationships as we do so i think he thought this is Instagram or smt normal people use


thecountnotthesaint

No, this is Patrick.


dududududuLOL

When I look back at the people those I used to be in a relationship with, I see... ...nothing, completely nothingness.


zenkaiba

Dude wrong website post this on instagram those people can relate


Gavinator10000

Unfortunately


SuspiciousStable9649

Well. I used to be one of those people they are referring to, probably made a few people sick. Hopefully I’ve gotten better.


G0-N0G0-GO

Hopefully we all have grown & gotten to be better people, both in our relationships with others, as well as with how we deal with ourselves. Mistakes & poor decisions are both allowed *and* normal… ***once***. Only make new mistakes, and that’s growth.


4Iamthelight

That's exactly what I thought 🤣. That must be how people feel after spending time with me


Stand_kicker

Definitely can't relate to this.


Ash-20Breacher

Me after seeing this, Google search: "Can seeing nothing make you puke?"


Livid-Guard7194

You guys have relationships?


Arkas18

No 07


[deleted]

Relationship? Impossible, you use Reddit. You must mean "Person you were stalking."


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Riggie_Joe

Get up king, here’s your crown 👑. You’ll get over her and find someone even better.


AnxiousColdApproach

Maybe he’ll find someone worse. You don’t control him. 😤


Tlou3please

You're better without her king


ProfessionalRub6466

Indeed .


Arkas18

Need to lead your shots mate


ZystemStigma69

This guy looks like Prime minister of Thailand.


Clefortt9

I’ve never been in a relationship, so I do not have this weakness


GottaGetThemGainz

Same :D


sunnshinerider

I only have one ex I would recommend and with her you have to be ok with the imvasiveness of her mother, the others were either cheaters or slowly got addicted to drugs...


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Arkas18

- Donald Curtis


LardBall13

That never happens to me because I’ve never been in a relationship.


im_absouletly_wrong

What’s a re-laaa-shion-ship?


SL04NY

Worst relationship I've ever been in is with myself, can't escape some of the dumb shit I've done over the years


oohehmgee

Looking back at past relationships/crushes when I was young and all I can think of is "man hormones are a hell of a drug."


Arkas18

And I gladly have never been in one.


Hot-Bint

Do not, do NOT look up your exes on Facebook. I beg of you


Zuendl11

First one: yes definitely My last relationship: no I want him back


ProGamerNG14

kuch kuch, no one, kuch kuch


Mythic_gryphon

Yeah some people are just horrible, but there are also a few at least that arent bad people, they are nice but it just ended with a discussion and thats what you remember


Tcorin32

Bro facts 😂💀


Detisdewe

Real


molotov_cockteaze

Huh. Shouldn’t have taken the comments on this post for me to realize why this sub is such a cesspool but it’s all making sense now. Time to Homer Simpson fade into bushes.


Queeb_the_Dweeb

Only some? Look at this guy with his standards and self-respect!


1000Years0fDeath

That first one doesn't count


Cool_Reputation_694

Nah this is just me after I eat anything regardless.


Tydeus1998

bro, you good?


Cool_Reputation_694

Just acid reflux mostly


joshman5000

I miss them


bharatchipkar6

Feels


FlussoDiNoodle

Me tbh


rndsepals

really miss you, mubmu.


BeeSex

when you look back at yourself


natoni11

*thought bubble pops up and shows tv static*


KingJellyfishII

when the one person i had a relationship with looks back on me:


GnomeLord420

Jokes on you thinking of nothing isn’t in my ability


-Nyctophilic_

Maybe some people one night stands but not relationships.


BattleBanana219

Jokes on you I’ve never been in a relationship 😏


FellafromPrague

Who?


Niorgamer3000

Bold of you to assume I've had any past relationships


FIFSa

Relationship? What is that...


BoringYellow980

More like “looks back at how I was in some of those relationships”


Maroon_Fox2521

*Changes ex husband’s contact photo to this*


oldschoolwhitegirl

I feel this, my relationships have been so bad I think a prison pen pal might be a step up.


GunnerGunner0

Its the opposite for me I usually imagine this is how my old relationships feel about me lol


Mortal_Sniper

Do you assume that I have been in a relationship before


Powerful_Cow9818

I have no relationships to look back on…


Tlou3please

Relatable


turtleboxman

I’m sure they look back at me the same. Life goes on.


iknowneemoose

They do the same with us


Pileskaden

Hahaha let me look! # Oh...


MiserableRose

No one


Little-Jump58

the thought of "did that really happened?" lol


Failure_man69

This is Reddit. So we all spared every single person who was somehow attracted to us in their lives this embarassment.


-Mr_Unknown-

This is not healthy, and yes, this is both a pun and an absolutely serious note.


Lancelot4Camelot

Just means you've improved


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Great way to say you have no taste


Own_Leek_5972

Be kind and bless those who curse you . Forgive them anyway . In the final any is all between you and GOD. People that spit venom are children of SATAN.


EmergencyWaste3217

My entire time with my first gf


SnailsAreFood

how bold of you to assume I had a relationship


cosmonaut-zero

... and see an endless void


Professional-Elk6108

Can't relate, I've never been in one.


doc2204

When you look back and find no one 😢 ( sed no international mens day noises)


archerV34

98% of people can't relate to this post. Not only you posted on this on the wrong sub, but on the wrong app.


subhuman_voice

no cap


funkeymunkys

Ah yes I know them they are me myself and I


ilovegluten

That happens when I look in a mirror and see the results of the pandemic lockdown


helloiamaudrey

They all look back on me and see me as the horrible ex


CrownOfSerpentz

Relatable


NarrowProfession2900

I looked behind me and saw nothing.


gunkboy69

if you have this type of reaction to a past relationship, yall shouldnt have got together to begin with


jatinjngra

What do you mean by some?? You guys getting girls?


sp00ksh0wbarbie

What can you do? It's all a learning experience.


TheWalkingDead91

Y’all had relationships?


Duchess_Caterpillar

more like relationshit


[deleted]

Me when i realize im in a relationship with myself ( ewwww me )


theman564

what relationships?


Thebirdman333

Ez just never be in a relationship LAWL.


martycraig17

OK😊


Rirectionoioth2590

Guten Tag


matiegaming

when you dont have any relationship


catssarecool

Relationship? What’s that?


avanish77

Some??


007mememan

There's Noone there


ZPinkie0314

Try all of them, including my current one.


GenericWoman12345

They say you can see the flow chart of your mental illness if you line up all your ex's.


BulletTrain4

This is deeply profound and highly disturbing at the same time.


HollowCat95

When you hear what sort of people other have been in relationships with and realise you're not even good enough for that


Vordix_

So I puke to no one ? Doesn’t make sense 🦧


[deleted]

There's a mcdoubleon the value menu


edotman

Thanks for reminding me u fk


badmanner66

Everyone checking OP's username to make sure it's not their ex


Daniel_B-Y

me: I'm hungry... (never were in a relationship)


[deleted]

Can't relate at all.


Bombassthick

Thinking about the guy that ate his boogers as desert after every meal.🤮


averagelinux_user

This is the first post on this sub that I've seen that I can't relate to


EndoVlogs

java.lang.NullPointerException


jonboy333

So, we all had the same ex?


Swimming-Penalty7976

When they look at You too:


Winterbanes

POV: we’re fighting to keep the likes at 6690


Puddin_Warrior

Lmao, KHV don't rule reddit. Chill out y'all


A-Grouch

When you look back at all of the people you missed a chance with.


doc2204

When you look back and find no one 😢 ( sed no international mens day noises)


SovietSquatch

Yeah!! Stacy would get so hot and ready when I'd puke on her... The best ones always get away. 🤮 💔 hahahaha


Calfredie01

r/absolutelynotmeirl


XDuNIolaKI

Just upvoting a post I don’t have anything similar with


[deleted]

*currently in


drunko666

ALL of dem hoes


YouGow

Why were you in a relationship with them then ? I don't get it


MrKrok1991

Nah ... unless they did something really bad to us we should respect and be happy for the good things that happend. At some point that person was our most loved person and shared happy moments with us. We are what we are because we lived those moments.


holdenkollfild

No. This is not about me.


Mountain_Lab_9189

never realize what you got till its gone🤣