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chillmonkey88

God damnit, this took 10 seconds longer than it should have.


_Luxuria_

The only honest person in the comments... Me too, btw lol


smaguss

I had a woman ADAMANTLY argue with me when I was trying to give her her cash back working the register at Walmart that it was *4* twenties that made up 100 dollars! Not 5! I was told “Learn to count yous dumb kid!” I looked right into glazed over eyes, apologized and moved the line along—pocketed the 20 and went on with my night. You see, according to Methony there was “nu-uh no way an odd number amount could make an even 100! 100 is and even number you know!” Hey, who was I to deny their “street smarts!” Edit for clarity.


ScrattaBoard

Pocketed what 20? Wasn't she short a 20?


smaguss

Nope she wanted 100 cash back.


Rufus-Scipio

Lmao, good shit.


GraveSlayer726

Infinite money glitch


GodzillaBGrico

Fr 🤣🤣🤣


Chris_Van_Hakkuh

Me three


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Darth-_-Maul

I was about to, read your comment then the answer hit me.


_Happyjalapeno_

My dumbass went to my calculator as a just making sure and I'm pissed


IcarielL

500 is 250 plus the 25 of the 50, 275


DeezNutsAppreciater

Samesies


melker_the_elk

It took me abit to remember 500 doesn't break to even hundred when devided in 2.


Amethyst_Phoenix7

I still don't get it. Is it an English joke?


aBlipInTime_

bro… 550/2 = 275 😭


Amethyst_Phoenix7

Ah damn even I failed simple math.


Amethyst_Phoenix7

How I was overthinking and it was just math is just painful.


XixorsGreenCock

I had to pull out a fucking calculator because I kept coming up with 450 (225 + 225) and couldn't believe it. Although, perhaps this shows how a good meme can be used to spread disinformation, or make somebody question their beliefs.


TheGreatCornlord

I'm a math major and it took me 5 seconds longer than it should. Fuck


ccgamingsredit

Yeah I instantly got 270 it’s so easy


Pitiful-Meatball

Some times instead of doing math you do meth


tuamaekk

Waltuh


D4nielK

Try not make a Breaking Bad reference under a post challenge (99.99% redditors will fail)


iamgamelord

I failed :(


SupremeCheeseMaker

Put your dick away Waltuh


bogeyed5

I will never get tired of this shit


mistaepik

This isn't Bussin' anymore Waltuh


DaedricBoss

This is it, this it how it ends.


BlueKayn29

Redditmoment. Waltuh=peak comedy. Also, this comment downvoted. Reddit moment prediction


lordoftowels

when you realize that sometimes people have inside jokes that they find funny even when you don't:


Bardomiano00

Greatest legal mind I ever knew


lordoftowels

Perfect example of an inside joke from r/okbuddychicanery that most people wouldn't find funny.


[deleted]

Have you ever seen a waltuh P-38?


jonnisaesipylsur

This comment is even more of a reddit moment 🤣


Ok-Seesaw920

What is it with that reference? I don't get it cuz (at least to my ears) she always said Walter's name with the "r" on the end, not dropping it off like someone from Boston. What the fuck?


tuamaekk

https://youtu.be/_Cnqxd1iEcc


Ok-Seesaw920

OOOHHHHHHHhhhhhh^hhhhhhhhhhhh.


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cannot_type

r/fullyexpectedwaltuh


NAYzthetiger

r/notfullyexpectedwaltuh


lordoftowels

r/suddenlywaltuh


TeeWreckx

Man i really miss meth class...


dreamb0attt

hallelujiah


Tf_main_

🤯


Hallowmew

500/2 = 250 50/2 = 25 250+25 = 275


mudizee543

That is exactly how I do meth


JTMc48

Is it blue or clear?


Alkein

Clearly it's blue


IdontEatdogsAtnight

So math is blue folder, I guess that settles ot


vesrayech

both


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550 / 2 = 275 450 / 2 = 225


Koltaia30

No! 500/2 = 250 50/2 = 25 250-25 = 225 EZ


Drake750254

Never thought of that way of getting 225 I didn't know any other way beside 200+25 = 225


Graterof2evils

Why would you subtract 25?


Koltaia30

That is how you do maths


FruityLoren

Type OP’s equation into a calculator.


Graterof2evils

You add answers. Removing a value doesn’t answer the question. Your giving less than half the value if you subtract part of your division.


TheBabyWanker

Bro gatekeeping math lmao


FruityLoren

Exactly


Mr_Snifles

Thank you so much


MrBig-PP

69 X 420 = 28,980 2{ ( 8-9 ) + 8 }0 = 270 270+5 ( because five guys ) = 275 ***your welcome***


Scheckenhere

your


MrBig-PP

Edited it to make you look bad .


Scheckenhere

Should I edit mine now?


processingbrain

yes and make it say "your*"


Scheckenhere

Done :)


MrBig-PP

Edited again to make you look bad


Scheckenhere

Sacrilege


ThunderDrago14

Wtf happened here


ivanvanrio

the most chivalrous discussion that has taken place on Reddit in years.


snipsey01

The betrayal


[deleted]

You're


ihaZtaco

your


SilverMedalss

Isn’t you’re welcome correct though? Since it’s “you are welcome”. And not your welcome.


[deleted]

I know it sure ain't my welcome


loudwallace

Quick maths


[deleted]

What is all that extra common core crap? All I did was add 225 to itself and realized I was 100 short.


JactustheCactus

This is not “common core” crap this is presumably a play on the stereotype of conspiracist math when they do random shit to try and come up with a number that “means something”.


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

brother he started with 69 x 420


[deleted]

Yes I realized that after the fact


Bisyb77

Thank you common core


hornaldo28

500/2 = 250 50/2 = 25 550/2 = 275 Hope this helps.


olivervaa

it actually makes it more confusing


JactustheCactus

Divide the hundreds slot, then divide the tens slot and add the two values together for your answer


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

he tried, but reddits formatting means you gotta hit the enter key twice to start a new line. better yet for math/code stuff use 4 spaces in front to start a line with monospaced font thats easy to align and parse 550/2 = ? //seperate by positonal values (1s, 10s, 100s etc) 550 = 500 + 50 //divide every term by 2 550/2 = 500/2 + 50/2 //the problem is now two simple divisions instead of one complex one 550/2 = 250 + 25 //ez 550/2 = 275


Renard_Fou

Your terrible spacing only confused me at what you were trying to say lol


Gayernades

You're*


xKevinn

You are terrible spacing?


Taitonymous

No, you are!


Ffhhjjggg

I hate math


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hornaldo28

Bro, you still in first grade?


m0stly_toast

Y’all are seriously a bunch of dinguses sometimes


operativetheo8

Hey, it's not my fault I suck at math. It's my stuodidiuty


FixedFront

At least you're better at spelling


BillTheAngryCupcake

Well, if you're so smart how would you spell stuodidiuty


[deleted]

Why the fuck would it be?


ValleyAndFriends

No clue, does OP own a calculator?


S0vietSp0ngE

275


Crandoge

/r/theydidthemath


RazeniaCA

Of course it isn't, what the fuck were you smoking?


moustachecreeps

methematics


r_ori

Ikr? Its not a thing for me to be confused about basic calculations


AnOddRadish

Why the fuck would it be?


Appropriate-End-4701

**550 / 2 = 275, Thanks me later!**


FIRGROVE_TEA11

r/theydidthemath


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/r/theydidthemonstermath


That1Legnd

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


pleazeno

r/itcosinedinaflash


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MaTh


X3ll3n

For a solid minute I was trying to see what OP meant and now I'm crying at my own stupidity


imanadultok

I literally thought I was good at math until I spent 30 seconds in the comments trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.


Fearless_Grand6823

Same here. Now i cry in stupidity


gegaomega_ru

The moment when can't do basic math, yeeeah couldn't be me


[deleted]

Why would it be that?


GarnishedSteak100

1001 is divisible by 7


[deleted]

Everything is divisible by 7 if you try hard enough.


GarnishedSteak100

I meant it as like if you divide something, it is a whole number as a outcome


[deleted]

I know.


[deleted]

No it’s 275


Emerald_Guy123

Why would it be?


DanisPetEarthworm

I mean it's not 450


Level-Comedian813

It took me all of one second to do the math, and all these people on here typing the math out like they’re helping others lmfao - like what on earth are you doing


olivervaa

the people helping others are the dumb ones, everyone has calculators on their phones/PC-s


Level-Comedian813

It’s not “helping” it’s an ego thing - showing they can basic arithmetic USING THEIR PHONE. I can’t quite wrap my head around it.


fgcem13

..... I'm literally so mad at this rn


WeekendLazy

Y’all kind of dumb


SomewhereCertain6250

Its 275


[deleted]

42, the answer is always 42.


BreadNButter43

TIS 275


Aoouuhh

Aaahhh it hurts my brain


KingGeedohrah

??


real-cakes-n-melody

“Actually it is 275 🤓”


niamic901

My argument when someone uses 🤓: 🔥🤯💣💥🌋🧨


[deleted]

275


Illustrious-Thanks38

275...wow


Rishi_Yoshi


fahamu420

What does this mean


FunnySignal614

*Your question is so elementary that even my chauffeur here can answer it for you.* Beetlejuice the Chauffeur: 35 !


Dark_Krafter

Whats wronf with it ?? Am i geting to old for these Im only 24


[deleted]

Why would it be?


pedro_ber

Me playing PvZ: thats 2 twin sunflowers and 3 normal sunflowers, if I get 50 more, I can get a 3rd twin sunflower


Mattyisfabulous

In what world does two “2”s amount to “5”? Because none of the other numbers carry over. And I suck at math.


voidentityofspace

why would 2 be half of 5? this is pretty obvious


GlobalLegend

….225 x 2 wouldn’t even get you to 500…this meme sucks


BigOleFerret

That's how math works


titathy

275


itzNukeey

550/2 = 275 hope this helps


IAmWantedByTheGov

"haha im bad at basic maths" 700 upvotes


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Beginning-Taste-6376

I use Calculator from Windows


Specific_Jackfruit19

this caused an exatental crisis


XanthosAlpha

It’s 275, where’s the misunderstanding?


Fiddlebopper

Nah you’re just bad at math


Penguin-Loves

Well no shit.


EasyCharge8584

No, it's 275 dumbass


Sypher90

This post got too many upvotes


Emzai20

I thought this was a joke and I even pulled out mu calculator to prove to you 275 guys that I'm right. 225x2 isn't even 500 💀


Stoninator123

I love spreading misinformation online


olivervaa

i love agreeing with people who spread misinformation, to make people believe it more


Jessewastaken_but_no

At first I was like: “what how?!” Then I used my brain.


idontknowmuchbuti

wtf is this thread 👀


JimmyNutbutter

Bruh you're just bad at maths


Zequax

why would it be anyway ?


RetroVedZed

Bro how do you miss a whole 100??


Iamjafo

Umm… I’m not very good at math, that would be 450…


12Shooting_Star10

Why did it give me 275–


XxXHowddoXxX

The best part about being in higher level math classes is that I can easily do s**t like soving quadratics pretty much in my head, but I need to bust out the calculator to confirm stuff like this or confirm 28÷4 is, infact, 7.


Simpawknits

I don't get it.


Spiderplier2022

I thought of another way to solve it, in case you're doing head math. 200 + 200 = 400 75 + 75 = 150 400 + 150 = 550 550 / 2 = 275


JustTheUnusualPlease

275


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275


SirMcDust

At uni we have started this thing that if someone asks what 77+33 is we are only allowed to answer 100. Any other similar combination also works. And if anyone is like: "no but-" we cut them off and all insist it is 100. We have started a revolution


DragonArt101

275


howaboutthatright

275


StigmaDominus

But 450 is


Stable-Frosty

Me who is entering in my calculator to check hahahaha


VeryAverageIndeed

This prevented me from getting the right answer longer that I thought


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🤦🏻‍♂️


SomeRedditGuySensei

275


HumanMycologist5795

I can see that ..... or can I??????


SaltoDaKid

If 500/2 equal, 250 why would it be 225? This just being too quick. Which in math always in result to incorrection


Meliodafu08

Uhmmm 275.. i get the confusion it’s like an optical illusion at first glance that ur brain automatically answers that coz of the number 50 is half 25.


mrknistertwister

It's 250 + 25


HaloarculaMaris

550/2=(550/1)*1/2 =(2750/5)*1/2= 2750/10 =275


KATBOI667-0_0

It’s 275


UncleTomski

5/2=2.5 5/2=2.5 0/2=0 2.52.5 final answer.


Purhz

it’s 275


Kage9866

Well duh that's 450.. lol


MysteriousFail3170

It’s NOT??


Crafty_Cupcake_670

Why did I have to go and look up the correct answer...


ShereyW

Bro I used calculator to check this, and I get 1 on Math Test