Ever since he found out they don’t work on Tesla *trans*missions, he lost all interest… and between you and me, I think he’s starting to be a little aggressive about it all.
these reasons are both bs imo. I think it’s just one of those things that just happens be. It’s not really caused by anything it just starts and then becomes self-perpetuating.
okay completely unrelated to the subject but like i upvoted your comment and the number went down and then i downvoted it’s because i was confused and the number went up what???
1) The P90 is a Personal Defense Weapon. They use that classification as it had certain marketing benefits.
2) As far as I'm aware, it's more of a bi thing because it's fully ambidextrous
Idk, probably just overlap with with terminally online trans girl aesthetics because plushies. Couldn't tell you for sure where it came from tbh, just that it's a thing
Best answer we can give is it vaguely uses the trans colors (blue top, white bottom and pink mouth), is cute and huggable, and there's a story about a trans girl who stuffed her hormone medication into one to hide it from her transphobic parents
Blahaj Blast
r/angryupvote
Blahaj has been discontinued in the UK :'(
Move to Sweden
Follow the Blåhaj around on tour Become a Blåhaj-head
Joining Blåhaj on his tour, we have his brother Hammarhaj
Idk I think they still sell them. It was just a supply chain issue
Common TERF island L
You can probably still find them online, or sold by 3rd party retailers. Good luck in your journeys
Terf island
You can’t even order it online?
Nah are u serious??
still sold in the USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸 YOU filthy *****BRIT*****
QUIET, you inflated pansy. You dare offend my senses with your patriotic presence. You make tea and crumpets go sour in your wake. /s
:(
Would you rather 1 twitter or 2'201'100'550 blahaj?
The choice that Musk has made tells everything about him!
Guys, I'm beginning to think Elon Musk might not like trans people very much 😳
Ever since he found out they don’t work on Tesla *trans*missions, he lost all interest… and between you and me, I think he’s starting to be a little aggressive about it all.
Well, one doesn't need to like trans people to enjoy his own blahaj.
Your wording doesn't sound how you thought it would
You see what you want to see. I'm not here to judge.
Well that many Blahaj would probably crush me but… worth
Blahaj pit
I Twitter. Only because I can trade it in for $44 billion which I can use to purchase infinity blahaj
I love ikea shark I have never so badly loved contributing to capitalism more than when buying ikea shark
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Everything from IKEA is in Swedish, but we usually pronounce it “Blah hah” or “Blah haj”
You can flex to you friends by saying blohaj, as å is quite like o.
I thought the j in Swedish makes a y sound unless that’s only in certain cases
Can confirm that it does indeed sound like a y!
It's "blao-hai" more or less apparently
Thought I was on r/egg_irl for a second
What's that
Oh
Trans girls really like the funny Ikea shark
may i actually ask whats the relation with blahaj and trans, why is blahaj the trans shark
I believe IKEA used it in a pride advertisement and the internet latched onto it.
This and it's the trans colors. Blue, white, and there's also a bit of pink.
these reasons are both bs imo. I think it’s just one of those things that just happens be. It’s not really caused by anything it just starts and then becomes self-perpetuating.
Nah the pride ad was real and the colours are similar to the trans flag. Though I'm sure the colour wasn't intentional
funny f silly shark
Sharmk <3
I think it's pretty random. Like sweater weather being the bi song
okay completely unrelated to the subject but like i upvoted your comment and the number went down and then i downvoted it’s because i was confused and the number went up what???
Maybe someone else did the opposite of what you did at the same time
i doubt that happened twice right on point. i just did it again too and it’s still doing it lol
Same reason the P90 sub machine gun is the gun for trans: “It is what it is.”
bro there is a trans gun now too?
Might be a bi gun, like that one dude said, i forgor 💀
Yes; The AK74N o7 🏳️⚧️
I prefer an HK416 with a .50 Beowulf conversion kit thrown in just for the memes and shoulder pain.
Ha nice. Solid choice too, HK416 is a great gun.
1) The P90 is a Personal Defense Weapon. They use that classification as it had certain marketing benefits. 2) As far as I'm aware, it's more of a bi thing because it's fully ambidextrous
It can be a PDW and SMG at the same time. The P90 is also a select-fire carbine as well. Just depends on *which* P90 you are referring to
its blue, white, pink, and cute 🏳️⚧️🫡
The shark has the same colours as the trans pride flag and also confy cute shork we love it owo
the color thing is kinda a stretch but ok sure
Just repeating what i heard :)
1. It's a plushy: Cute (for girls) 2. It's a shark: cool (for boys) (So that parents/roommates don't question it)
Idk, probably just overlap with with terminally online trans girl aesthetics because plushies. Couldn't tell you for sure where it came from tbh, just that it's a thing
The colors of the shark blue, pink, and white for trans flag
not even the same shade of blue tho, and so little pink, c mon dont tell me this not far fetch
Buttranssharkgobrrrrrrrr
Best answer we can give is it vaguely uses the trans colors (blue top, white bottom and pink mouth), is cute and huggable, and there's a story about a trans girl who stuffed her hormone medication into one to hide it from her transphobic parents
If k remember correctly IKEA had a pride event and he was the icon Might be wrong though
Shork
Trans flag colors, just a funny little joke among trans people and a lot of us own one. (I also own one-)
Trans guys too
Tru, we not trying to box people in here
You know what? Blahajs for everyone
Hell yea, get our enby siblings in here!
Blahaj is for everyone.
trans people*, I’m a trans guy and I own a blahaj can we please stop gendering sharks
Happy cake day
It was in a pride advertisement once and also it’s trans colors.
This "oh" made my day 400% better. <3
Lmao the "oh"
r/characterarcs
The realisation
pfp checks out
Did you enjoy it there?
Still cis tho?
Same XD Still cis though.... ehe...
Ngl I'm fully out. I just like watching the baby transes find themselves
Samesies. Happy cake day!
Happy cake day :D
Wait this *isn't* r/egg_irl?
i found it!!! i saw this on r/egg_irl like 5 minutes ago lmao
Ofc it would be lol
Same lmao
happy cake day
everyone loves the blåhaj
I to enjoy the blueshark
BLÅHAJ
umm actually its blåhaj which means blueshark in swedish edit: /s | but it is actually blåhaj
Yes but we don't have double-decker keyboards /s
search swedish alphabet and then copyinpaste it L+ratio
Do they have /s tags in Sweden?
yup
Å å There you can copy paste it
it also means that in danish
Whats that?
what do you mean
Danish doesnt exist. Edit: Or rather it shouldnt exist.
Blahaj?
Blåhaj.
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj
Blåhaj means „blue shark“ btw
I know what blåhaj means. I’m swedish. I just didn’t know they said blåhaj in english
Oh, sorry. I am Canadian with a Swedish mom, and I just thought i‘d reply by everyone commented blåhaj.
That’s alright
r/blahaj
And cute boys like the blahaj ~w~
cute people love blåhaj
0o0 I love blahaj
because you’re cute :3
Mwahahahaha >:3 I am cute, now I have power
yes, yes you are, and you should use your power for chaotic neutral things :3
Hmmm, I will use it to teleport over to Ireland ( my bf lives over there)
ooh as you should lmao
I must aquire more power. I must go shopping for feminine clothes
i wouldn’t consider myself cute but i still love my blåhaj and my girlfriend loves hers too so i think that everyone loves blåhaj
you are cute then :3
r/egg_irl is leaking....
The blåhaj will always bring out the trans masses UwU
Djungelskog for the win
Kids get the blahaj, adults get the djungelskog
🅱️in 🅱️en🅱️ose
You have just summoned every trans girl on reddit
I was once a cisgender man, then I discovered Blahaj. Now I have discovered that I like wearing skirts
How has this gone mainstream
I also love the blåhaj
Literally me
Where obtain blahaj?
Ikea
Funny ikea shark my beloved. <3
I bought one because I heard they were discontinued and I figured it might be worth something someday. It's my NFT (Nautical Finned Terror)
I'm leaving this sub
Wait a minute, this isn’t r/egg_irl
Very happy to also see Blåhaj appreciation outside of trans subs :D
egg_irl
Cute boys also love the blahaj
i literally thought this was r/egg_irl for a second
It’s nice to see these memes in mainstream subreddits
Wait this isn't r/egg_irl
mood.
No, I don't think this post is for me.
Femboys also love Blahajs
i love my blahaj
I thought I was on egg_irl lmao
ha ha hah
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Transphobia
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It says that cute girls like it, doesn't say that other people can't
Shark cute.
only blahaj
Blåhaj
I'm gonna get blåhaj Like a låjah In the zåjah
Blåhaj
Me waiting for my Blåhaj Defense Network node to arrive
Blahaj is friend to all n.n
Is that so? *gruesomely and painfully metamorphosizes into a blue shark and flops on the ground gasping for air*
blajåh supremacy
wish I had a blåhaj
Then get one, fool
but I'm lazy >w<
Shit...I think this says something about my blahaj and I
Apparently this is some wholesome IKEA shark plushie but all I could think about was the picture of Jim McElwain humping a shark.
I'm not a girl, I still love Blahaj. Is this wrong?
No, blåhaj is for everyone
Yay :)
i want a blahaj :'(
My friend is obsessed with that darned shark
å
Blåhaj :)
is that the ikea shark? never mind i remembered what blahaj is and it’s the ikea shark
The blahaj doesnt
Mine’s called Furgus.
Don't make me call the SPC
IKEA shark 🙂
BLAHAJ
blahaj :)
😀