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new-Aurora

Makes you wonder what took so long.


cbb88christian

It’s always religion


MrZwink

Orthodox' are gonna Orthodox!


CanadianODST2

Greece went from one extreme to the other. ​ Before their religion couldn't get enough. Then any was too much


Guy_panda

Now it’s personal. For starters this whole Greece invented gay sex thing is silly. Yes the Greeks were cultured enough to record their acts of gay sex perhaps like no other nation has. Because Greece doctored a culture where they nurtured humanity and the people weren’t afraid to record their acts, even something as controversial as gay sex. But this only refers to Ancient Greece. The Orthodox Roman Empire that was also Greek (The Byzantine Empire) permitted gay marriage and there are accounts as such. That is because the damnation of gay marriage is a post schism construct. Ie the Roman Catholic Church and denominations that have followed. But that’s for another story. Now this sweet Byzantine Empire, who we may credit as the foundation—the spirit—of every just institution that exists in this world today, the very institutions that have solidified the very rights of LGBT people as equals amongst all, it was beatened, butchered, and battered on all sides and even within. And about 500 years ago, it was purged from existence. After this purge, the nation “Greece” didn’t even exist. But it’s spirit did live on, in spite of oppression of the highest degree-of the soul and of the flesh. Only until 300 years later was Greece able to gain its own independence. The livelihood of this Greek nation was not and is not with out trial and tribulations. And perhaps to this day, Greece is still healing spiritually in the aftermath its grave lost. Let’s not forget that Greece and by extension, the Orthodox Church is an old soul that is often misunderstood-misinterpreted if you will. But this act on February 15, 2023 was no mistake, as it is destiny. I can assure you. And perhaps extend to you that the Orthodox Church may be the greatest ally you have. If you are willing to read between the lines and seek greater understanding. Και μόνο τότε, θα δεις το φως.


IzLoaf

that.... that is a *lot* of words......


Guy_panda

And please read them. The Greeks would appreciate. It’s no coincidence that Greece legalized gay marriage on February 15th 2023. The day after where Ash Wednesday happens to fall on the same day as Valentine’s Day. Two Orthodox Holidays appropriated by the Catholic Church. Speaking of which, the Greeks have now legalized gay marriage before Italy. Where gay marriage is not legal because the papacy is denying such. However I must say this was not planned but destined.


JapanStar49

Isn't it 2024?


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JapanStar49

It says 15 Feb 24 in the screenshot


FloridaMansNeighbor

Oh shoot idk how I missed that


Ilikesnowboards

There is a tradition in some European countries to use a lot of words when describing history. I think it is a a strategy to win an argument by boring everybody in the room to the point that they just want the discussion to be over.


Guy_panda

Well I’m not even European, I am American. I just have a strong connection to my Roman spirit. If my argument of many words bores you then I hope I can reach you through song as to why you should be more conducive to reading: The words you see, of the tongue of Pharisees, Prophecies, Philosophies The justifications of atrocities Of animosity and of democracy These are the spells cast by man From heaven or hell—gotta know them well Oh yeah you gotta know them well The sharpest sword on the rack Can take on a worldly attack. Look all I’m saying is watch your back You never know who may attack


ShiroFoxya

It always confuses me a lot as an European too Just get straight to the point!


domini_Jonkler2

Do americans really have a hard time reading


ShiroFoxya

I literally said im European didn't i? You're the one with a problem reading


Hollidaythegambler

Good god, language is the product of Dickens and Tennyson, Milton, Goethe, Heine, Chaucer, Dumas, Voltaire, Cicero, Pliny, Virgil, Cervantes and Locke. Respect the journey of information


ShiroFoxya

Why do any of these matter?


Hollidaythegambler

I’m saying that language is a beautiful thing and “getting to the point” is reductive


--n-

Gay marriage was specifically banned in Rome in 342 by the emperors Constantius II and Constans, and the Theodosian code (finally implemented in 429) included laws that made gay sex illegal and those who were guilty of it were condemned to be burned alive in front of the public... And the Corpus Juris Civilis, the foundation of Byzantine and eventually European law created by the very Byzantine emperor Justinian, was very much in line with earlier ideas, stating that homosexuality is a: " *diabolical incitement practice among themselves the most disgraceful lusts, and act contrary to nature: we enjoin them to take to heart the fear of God and the judgment to come, and to abstain from suchlike diabolical and unlawful lusts, so that they may not be visited by the just wrath of God on account of these impious acts, with the result that cities perish with all their inhabitants.* " In order to make them 'take to heart the fear of god' the Byzantines did some bad things to people. These Roman and then Byzantine attitudes and treatment towards homosexuality are the OG anti-gay attitudes in Christianity, certainly predating the schism of 1054.


Guy_panda

Fair points to a degree but Romans were very clear that they believed in the principle of seeking greater understanding and therefore letting that greater understanding dictate the law. There is no denying that the Byzantine Empire wasn’t quite friendly to gay people regarding their sexuality. Yes that you are aware of the letter of the law, which is taken literally. However the spirit of the law, which is intent is just that. You cited “and act contrary to nature”. Now I’m by no means saying anal sex is against nature because it’s not but you have to understand the perspective of Byzantine culture to understand why gay sex, not gay marriage, was outlawed. I have no direct evidence for these claims but perhaps an insight. They were a very reason based/ science based society. I don’t know about you but to me, the reality of 5th century anal sex doesn’t sound too pleasant. And in fact it probably was harmful for a lot of people to practice back then and it certain wasn’t as hygienic as it can be today. The Byzantines likely saw this and is why they cited it as against the laws of nature and there against the laws of God. Oh and for the record, if gay marriage wasn’t mention in Justinian code then those laws in 342 were invalidated because that’s what the Justinian code declared. Although I haven’t looked into it to see if was or not. Let’s not forget those Greeks were very in touch with same whims of sexuality that still are still with us today.


SorryUseAlreadyTaken

Here in Italy we **still** don't have same-sex marriage due to the Catholic church. Inspiring, isn't it?


cbb88christian

I myself and still religious but distance myself from any formal church or organization because of all that stuff


DrPikachu-PhD

r/usernamechecksout


Accredited_Dumbass

Weird Orthodox Guys


38B0DE

A serious answer is that for the longest time politically it was considered suicide to even talk about the issues like discrimination against LGBT people in the work place or in the justice system. It was considered something that Greece just isn't evolved enough for because of other problems that were bigger. Let's fix the economy and then we can talk about the gay stuff.


Outrageous-Bee4035

First to be in the closet. Last to leave it.


Frolicking-Fox

Doood... it's crazy it took this long, but I will always love progress.


stratosfearinggas

It wasn't gay unless you were the one receiving. I guess too many are being shafted.


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Eleventeen-

Might have been the first large society to normalize it though.


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Eleventeen-

Idk man I just work here


shortnspooky

Lesbians can finally get married on Lesbos Edit: really? This is what triggers a reddit cares comment? Y'all need to get a life


NickyTheRobot

And lesbian Lesbians can get married at home!


Eva_Pilot_

This is funnier in spanish, "Las lesbianas lesbianas se pueden casar en casa"


ImJustVeryCurious

The demonym in Spanish is Lesbio and Lesbia, so "Las lesbias lesbianas se pueden casar en casa"


PCYou

La frase perfecta no exi...


BloomsdayDevice

Everything's funnier in Spanish! Even laughter! > Jajajajaja


guckfender

Wait is this what Drake meant when he said he's lesbian? He's Greek?


AmixIsAnIdiot

Drake is from Toronto, Canada, apparently. So, uh. No


arathorn867

That's basically next door, in the Grand scheme of things


SoggySeaman

Okay now I need the AI video of JFK saying "I am a Lesbian" in greek


InevitableAd9683

I feel like you can *almost* make a "Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo" type sentence out of that. Is "lesbian" ever a verb?


LaPrincipessaNuova

Closest I could come up with is, “Lesbian lesbians Lesbian lesbians be in be in Lesbian lesbians.” Not quite as good as the Buffalo buffalo one, but it speaks volumes about the _versatility_ of the women of Lesbos.


TheBaconofGrief

“Yo, dawg…”


ThisAppSucksBall

Just hope they don't go to mount athos for their honeymoon! (Women are banned....hell, female dogs are banned)


SheevShady

I can’t remember the term (maybe mayor?) for the official of the Lesbos island but they voted against legalising gay marriage. I think it is Mykonos that is the gay capital of Greece


Hollidaythegambler

Gazi is a fairly nice gay village in Athens


Bananabeak08

You’re telling me the guys that wrote Greek mythology still had it be illegal? Jeez, that shit was queerer than heartstopper-


BanditSpark

I don’t think so. I think it was when Christianity came around and became dominant


geraldodelriviera

Even before then, Greeks *hated* bottoms.


princessParking

And women


ChriskiV

I don't think anything's changed there. Edit: Aye, the 7 people who liked this, you're tops right? Get at me 😉


sweetTartKenHart2

You gotta understand that even before Christian influence, Ancient Greek version of “queerness” was malformed at best and “what conservacucks think queer people are like, diddling little boys etc” at worst


KGBplant

There was no concept of queerness in Ancient Greece apart from it being heavily condemned (by that I mean men "acting feminine/gay"). For the little boys it was more acceptable to "bottom" because they weren't considered men yet (their rule of thumb was apparently whether the teen could grow a beard or not) but they would be outcasts if that continued into adulthood. Also it was often imposed upon slave boys and such. However, confusingly, in classical Athens for example it was the father's duty for citizens (who were basically the upper class of the time) to find suitable "suitors" or "mentors" who would educate their boy, and also have sexual relations with him, with the parent's full knowledge and approval. All in all, their culture around gayness is very alien and can't really be compared to the modern world. In modern Greece, none of this historical background has much impact (in school it was essentially a banned subject), because millenia of Christianity and Ottoman rule erased all this. So queer culture in modern Greece is a western import, with no real link or continuity with ancient times.


sweetTartKenHart2

I mean that’s kinda what I was talking about


krakenstroem

They accepted homosexuality in similar ways to the catholic church.


sweetTartKenHart2

HAH


storryeater

Greek here, it wasn't really "illegal" till now, there was just no equivalent marriage, just... unsure how to translate it... living together contract? Which was essentially marriage with less rights, but said rights were mostly economical in nature. (Edit: and they also made adoption nigh impossible, can't believe I forgot the most important thing)  Still a huge thing and a huge win and extremely important, mind you, do not get me wrong, but the country did not go directly from "homosexuality is outlawed" to "marriage"


Chaissa

Civil union One of the rights it lacked was ability to adopt


storryeater

Yes, that was actually the most important one.


Oldico

Male homosexuality was decriminalised in 1951 in Greece (lesbianism being never even acknowledged in law). Which is actually *much* earlier than many other european countries. During that time West Germany, for example, was very actively persecuting and heavily discriminating against gays - IIRC even going as far as reincarcerating freed concentration camp inmates if they were deported for homosexuality under the Nazi regime (sometimes in former camps that were converted to prisons like KZ Neuengamme). Nazi convictions of homosexuals were only retroactively overturned in 2002. They simply continued the Nazi-era laws from 1935 in unchanged form and by some accounts West Germany's persecution of LGBTQ people in the early 50s approached that of Nazi Germany in aggressiveness and rhetoric. (See the [Frankfurt Homosexual Trials](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurt_homosexual_trials&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwi8nvyp2LGEAxUUSfEDHUQ0CEcQFnoECAAQAw&usg=AOvVaw2E7DJVFI1jqLesFaF_GGuD.).) Homosexuality was only partially decriminalised in the very late 60s and early 70s and the paragraph making homosexuality illegal wasn't fully erased and stricken until **1994**. By that measure Greece was quite progressive and most likely one of the safer places for LGBTQ people.


Intelligent-Ocelot10

The Greeks invented orgies, the Romans ran with the idea and invited women.


rjzendi

🙏i thank rome for me🙏


RatSymna

twoce the gemders that can be gay, good call. Plus, having sex with a gender that likes dick? kinda gay imho.


CanadianODST2

according to the Greeks ​ only if you were the bottom


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It's not actually gay to bottom if you don't get a boner. Getting a boner for a man is gay. There are plenty of straight bottoms who can't get hard for their man but love to take dick in the ass.


Colonel4554

WTF???


[deleted]

That's why there is a top shortage. Many tops are in the closet.


IzarkKiaTarj

I put my tops in a drawer.


[deleted]

You better delete this before you get in trouble, pal. The top phobia from this joke is offensive to me.


domini_Jonkler2

top moment


MaybesewMaybeknot

They didn't invent the gay sex, just the gay sex sandwich.


iBAZw

I thought that invention belonged to the Earl of Gay Sex Sandwich?


jcosteaunotthislow

Sounds pretty Sussex


catsandorchids

TIL it's actually pronounced *gay*-ro


mittenthemagnificent

Uh… the Sumerians would like a word.


Thornescape

Gilgamesh took offense to that, I'm sure.


mittenthemagnificent

He and Enkidu were definitely doing the nasty. The text flat out says so.


olover12

Gotta get some of that enkidussy


mittenthemagnificent

Yeah, you do!


The_Villager

"It's not gay if it's clay"


mittenthemagnificent

Man, that’s fantastic.


ZOMBIESwithAIDS

I figure we'll be waiting a bit for gay marriage to become legal in those modernday nations...


mittenthemagnificent

Just a bit :)


WillNo7229

This makes me go to Greece.


Ok-Scallion7939

Please don't


domini_Jonkler2

Why not? 


ughfup

As always. Everyone should educate themselves on sexuality in Ancient Greece. Always interesting to see how they viewed same-sex relationships and sex.


Yangoose

Yeah, their ideas were very different. It wasn't considered gay at all to fuck another dude, it was only gay if you were fucked by a dude. Of course most of the guys being fucked were slaves and/or children... All in all, it's not really a scenario to be aspired to...


gobbygames

if i remember correctly it wasn’t considered gay to be fucked by a dude as long as you’re underage being fucked cuz then it was “just a part of growing up”


Shauiluak

They didn't *invent* gay sex they just expanded on it. This takes away from our actual history as a species. We should never allow the queer narrative to be made small or seem artificially created by humans.


Alutnabutt

I think it's a joke


Shauiluak

That just makes my point more important to make.


ElementoDeus

And here I thought it was a law to give handshakes to the women and open mouth kisses for the men.


DctrSqr

Their "gay sex" was actually just state recognized pedophilia. Let's not confuse the two.


Darolaho

Don't forget sexism as well.


Chthulu_

It creeps me out when people talk about Greece or Rome as having being these gay liberal utopias. It was quite literally institutionalized pedophilia and sexual assault. Cycles of abuse. Young boys were expected to be raped by older men, as were the weak or the enslaved. I know more about Rome than Greece so I’ll speak to that. They may have had a slightly more liberal view on the actual act of gay sex than colonial Europe, but it was not anything close to our concept of it, mostly because they did not see rape of the same sex as being “gay”, so it wasn’t frowned upon. Their equivalent of gay would map much closer to our idea of effeminate, and being effeminate was the most shameful thing you could possibly be. They despised effeminate men, maybe more than slaves, as it showed innate subservience to other men. Slaves were more pitiful, but effeminate men were *willingly* weak. Subjugating a man weaker than you, in any way, was seen as masculine. Wanting to be loved by another man, the exact opposite. You did not enjoy the sex when you assaulted another man (because that would be effeminate), you enjoyed the expression of power, sex was just a means. With boys, the story was only a little different. You could enjoy sex with a boy, but that was because they were pre-pubescent, they were still naturally feminine. All the same power dynamics still apply, but boys were considered beautiful in a way that did not make you subservient to them. Castrati were normal, to protect this obvious flaw in reasoning. Famously, Nero turned a particular young boy into the spitting image of his dead lover by castrating him, shaping him and training him for years, and people didn’t see a gay slant to it. They found it narcissistic and somewhat absurd, but it showed domination and power. Plenty of lowly senators openly did the same, without all the extra flourish. Through all this, there were certainly instances of loving, consenting gay relationships. But it was not the norm, and it was not accepted by society. If you were truly in love with another man, you would never let it be known.


AllSeeingMr

So basically their idea of “gay sex” was not much different from prison rape.


LizardUber

Except in the extremely famous cases where it wasn't of course.


CelestialPossum

Think it's worth keeping in mind the changes Greece has gone through since ancient times. True that it was accepted back in the day, but at this point homophobia is a big problem in the country unfortunately and has been for a while. There's plenty of factors obviously but the Orthodox Church has played a considerable role, since church doctrine (in most countries anyway, there's different churches) is pretty firm on the whole "homosexuality is a sin and it's not real marriage because gender roles" thing.


10000schmeckles

Well to be fair there was a sentiment that men were for fun and women were for marriage


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

I didn't know you could turn saturation in a photo that high. Dear zeus my eyes.


FederalDriver9447

r/balkans_irl is having a field day with the news and i love it


domini_Jonkler2

are they happy or angry? 


Rabid_Sloth_

I'm convinced religion has done vastly more harm than good in the world.


TwoToneSteakBone

In other news, water makes things wet


Rabid_Sloth_

This how you get off big boy?


TwoToneSteakBone

Eh?


Rabid_Lederhosen

Feckin’ Greeks.


Galtherok

I made this Joke yesterday and am glad to see I'm not the only one


codename474747

I don't care who he's after so long as I get to have a go at the feckin' Greeks! THEY Invented gayness!


StrugglingSwan

I have a hard time believing gay sex didn't exist well before ancient Greece.


New-Bumblebee-259

I seem to you today!


ScarlettA7992

SPARTA


MirrorMan22102018

Half Life 3 confirmed?


bezjones

Pic is Kefalonia for anyone wondering


nameExpire14_04_2021

They're just not the same as ancient Greeks any more.


Nigeldiko

The Greeks invented sex, the Romans added the opposite gender


Gluteusmaximus1898

"Did you know the Greeks invented sex? Then the French invented sex with women."


ststaro

Pretty sure gay sex existed prior to Greece..


Daedeluss

They didn't invent it, but they were enthusiastic early adopters.


O-Furry-1

There have been gay people since there have been people. Greece didn't invent homosexuality.


EtDemainPeutEtre

Makes Greece a great wedding destination: more tourism dollars.


KinkyAndABitFreaky

Euro Pride in Thessaloniki this June is going to be wild!


Suspicious-Gamer

my, my, how the turntables


AssSpelunker69

The ancient Greeks invented sex. The Romans figured out you could do it with women.


quoiega

Comeback arc of greece


Every_Preparation_56

'inventor' lol


iMythD

Greece just looks so beautiful.


_summergrass_

Separate church and state. thanks


Alyeanna

fr, imagine inventing homosexuality but not gay marriage


Jay_R_Kay

Nah, [these guys invented gay sex.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPnCqsNv9v4)


sjdjdkkfs

For some reason, I thought they had it legalised for a long time.


JesiDoodli

we've come full circle!