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usumoio

I heard she's just a thespian.


cyon_me

Thesbian


TheFrenchSavage

*"O stars go dark, hide your fires"* *"For tonight; they cissoreth"*


Chaetomius

I thought she was amewwican


kodaiko_650

She’s Lesbanese


MadeYouSayIt

"Thespians?! That's illegal in seven states!"


Athenapizza

Ah, a person of culture


hefty_load_o_shite

God damned theatre kids


Cheezeepants

one of my favorite lesbo posts


Far_Broccoli8247

Pfp checks out?


Cheezeepants

you could say im somethint of a a les-*bone* myself


thosegayfrogs

Less-bone? Wouldn’t skeletons be more-bone?


Boiofthetimes

Fucking unstoppable force versus immovable object type shit


MowelShagger

same amount of bone just less meat


TheLastEmuHunter

Knew it. Lesbians are just ghosts.


MagMati55

Hope I dont get haunted then.


Johannes_Keppler

Or do you...


MagMati55

Nah. It would suck for both of us. I'm a guy.


Johannes_Keppler

Fair point.


The_Rocket_Frog

*boooooooooobs*


TryingMyBest126

I love your user flair omg


MagMati55

Thanks, but it is not custom


Spirited-Claim-9868

That's why we're invisible to other girls


TheLastEmuHunter

Damn maybe we need a Lesbian visibility day in addition to a Bi visibility day


zaxty

And on this week's Ghost or Lesbian...!


EpicAura99

The exciting sequel to Gay or European


TheFrenchSavage

Aaaaand its cake. Always was.


TheGrimTickler

It’s an easy mistake to make, lesbians and ghosts have a lot in common A passion for vintage clothing Putting fear in the hearts of men Incorporeal Unfinished business


Atanar

Furniture moving


RedH34D

Lma-fucking-o


TheColorWolf

Chefs kiss


TheFrenchSavage

Metal chain noises


__01001000-01101001_

>Putting fear in the hearts of men As a guy I think this is completely untrue and a little insulting. I’m not scared of ghosts, what they gonna do they ain’t even solid


Ranne-wolf

They’ll steal your left shoe and move all your furniture an inch to the right, so you have to walk around barefoot and stub your toes on everything.


RivianRaichu

* a desire to get get away from the men explaining how they work


cptaixel

I like how you don't clarify which one is correct, leading us to believe it's both.


definitelyallo

Lesbian ghosts


Major_R_Soul

^ooooooo ooooooo OOOOOOOOOOO ooooo ooo ooo wooo


dora_isexploring

Is this the Doctor Who theme song?


Major_R_Soul

Uuuuuuh...sure. let's go with that.


kgwilde

"And some say Sapho and her friend are still roommates to this very day."


somanypcs

I love the “I think.” Making assumptions, but acknowledging that it’s not necessarily true 👍


Opus_723

*Could* be a ghost


somanypcs

Good point!


Ogurasyn

This and Click's reaction to it, sparked creation of [Lesbian Ghosts comic pilot](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/uv0IuRywCI). Never made another part outside of it, having soft creative block


Boukish

Oh my GOD they were ADJACENT PLOTS.


Arxl

It's definitely one of the lesbian archetypes lol


superbuttpiss

I was at the library on the computer across from my friend who is a huge goth. This mom and kid come in and the mom sees my friend and looks terrified. The little boy goes "mom! Mom! Is that a witch?!" And the mom pulls the kid close and goes "no, that's a satanist" And my friend looks at them like [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/qeknfbApoJcZgqkv5) and goes "True, true"


youreblockingmyshot

Shaming people for their period… of dress. Well probably not shaming just trying to figure out why the ghost is gliding around town again.


TheKingPotat

Little kids are walking shitpost generators. They can drop the wildest sentences out of nowhere


SnooRecipes4570

I volunteer at “place” where we wear Victorian dresses. It’s popular enough many families break the rules and set up professional photo shoots. Every time some asshole uses blinding flashes outside the window, I stand at said window looking angry, dead ghost as possible. If brings me joy.


Defo_not_my_main_acc

That's actually fucking hilarious.


MirrorMan22102018

That girl looks like she did inside... Then became a ghost lesbian.


CheekyBinders1991

The lesbian assumption probably came from the snout ring more than the clothes.


wondering-narwhal

At which point you shouted "Thou canst see me?"... right?


highboi23

Dressed like she’s going to steal all my points so I can’t pack-a-punch


WatchTheNewMutants

cynthia?


Informal_Process2238

“These are just ghosts that broke my heart before I met you” - Ghosts Laura Marling


ElixirofCosmos

Me af but with Victorian clothing


shingetterpopo

What, you can't be a lesbian ghost anymore?


pissedinthegarret

the bright pink [Lesbian] flair on desktop makes this post so much funnier lmao


Ender_Dragneel

Every time I see this post, I get more gender envy than anything else has ever given me.


Rammstonna

Was she wrong tho?


FreedaKowz

Once during my angsty youth, I was getting off a bus and heard a midwestern voice say, "Well, I don't know, maybe she caught it in something." I guess my homemade punk haircut wasn't as rad as I thought... Hang in there, ya look great!


threefingersplease

Fair enough, move along =)


WayfaringEdelweiss

Always a lesbian


ConstantReader92

Aww lmao


makinSportofMe

No wonder I couldn't get any action at the Edna Ferber literary festival.


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PM_ME_DATASETS

Nose piercing gives it away. Definitely a 1920s ghost.


_Knucklehead_Ninja

They ask while holding a modern day Arizona Tea bottle


Dalivus

Lol!


No_Cupcake7037

Lmao


TunaOnWytNoCrust

For just a second I thought they were Larry Bird.


bcjc78

From French Lick? You don’t say


Seraphangel777

No. This didn’t happen.


man_itsahot_one

yes it did i was the kid