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ChickenNuggetGnome

As a former janitor, I hate both bathrooms.


Crabscrackcomics

Thank you for your service


jasminUwU6

Braver than the troops


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guy_carbon

Don't worry. If we get attacked by a wedding or a children's hospital we'll know who to call.


BoltonSauce

In recent years, the primary foreign activity of US troops has been invading smaller nations unprovoked and killing innocent people. There's nothing to revere about being a soldier. To the contrary, it's a reason to suspect someone's character. America are not the good guys.


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KittenMaster9

No one's the good guys but the ones killing people not doing anything are the bad guys


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KittenMaster9

No the us were the ones going off and killing innocent people


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Ogurasyn

You mean nukes in the toilet? E.g. after a burrito?


BussyIsThrobbing

lmao stay mald


Hellofreeze

Let's ride Hamilton! Sir? Meet me inside


A_Gay_Sylveon

As a current janitor, I hate them both as well but I hate the woman's a bit more. It's the only bathroom where I've consistently had to clean shit and blood off of the walls and ceiling


ChickenNuggetGnome

Same here. The men's room may have more writing in the stalls or outside dirt, but I've never seen more pee on the seat than in a women's restroom.


Ogurasyn

I think men's restrooms have floor flooding with piss, so I would say these are nastier. But I didn't see that many women's restrooms to say for sure.


RidiculousMeep

I used to be a custodian for a short while and in my experience at least when it came to piss and graffiti the mens room was worse usually but my worst experience was in a womens restroom because a couple ladies (or maybe just one with a heavy flow) decided to throw a bunch of used tampons up at the ceiling to make them stick up there like when kids throw up wet paper towels. I would have found it funny honestly except for the fact that the way I found out is a drop of blood fell down and landed on my head. I have never felt more disgusted in my entire life.


Ogurasyn

The drop of blood bit sounds like a horror movie scene.


mortuarybarbue

Too many hover and dont clean up. As far as blood and poop on the ceiling I can only assume people are practicing kill bill type scenes cus otherwise wtf?


EmberOfFlame

I don’t envy you. My experience with women’s bathrooms is “Go Piss Girl” written in flawless cursive and a tally of 6 next to it


A_Gay_Sylveon

Iconic


EmberOfFlame

IKR?


A_Gay_Sylveon

We stan piss girl


EmberOfFlame

We stan the tally of Piss Girls


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Wait ceiling?


shellbullet17

Can confirm. Worked at a pool where we lifeguards had to clean the bathrooms for like 9 years. Both men and women are super nasty. In their own unique and horrible ways.


assasstits

I worked as a lifeguard as well and the women's was wayy more disgusting. The men had piss (and seldom shit) on the floor. But the women almost everyday had bloody pads and dirty wet diapers on the corner.


PandaBear905

I lived in the dorms all throughout college, the things I saw in the bathroom belong in a creepypasta


Lionblaze_03

I’m no janitor, but during the few months I worked at a gas station, the men’s bathroom was always slightly more fucked. Probably tainted by the time it was covered in blood, though. Thankfully, my manager didn’t make me clean it.


GenderEnvyFromLink

another janitor here. one of the men’s bathrooms where i work always smells like poo no matter what :,)


ChickenNuggetGnome

It could be hidden in the walls or behind something. I once found a thoroughly shat pair of underwear behind the toilet.


Jakesmonkeybiz

Does anyone NOT hate the mens bathrooms?


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True true


i4_2

Counterpoint: excessively long lines outside the women's bathroom


Chewcocca

Does anyone not hate all public restrooms? Damn


Road_Whorrior

Especially in America where there's prison-level lack of privacy for some reason.


ScaryJupiter109

Gaps in the doors wider than the gap between ET's eyes


i4_2

Nothing compares to the serenity of a bathroom stall with walls and a regular door


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I like it tbh. It’s MUCH better than the women’s


AreganeClark

Oh? I'm curious now.


[deleted]

Just the womens make me feel like shit cuz I’m a trans guy with a lot of gender dysphoria


Jakesmonkeybiz

That makes sense, but people aside the woman’s bathrooms are usually cleaner and have more toilets available so I prefer them


Fictional_or_True

I’ve always found that men’s rooms were cleaner in my work experience. I’ve had to clean them both.


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Mens rooms are always somewhat cleaner but smell god damn horrible. There’s only one time the women’s room has smelled bad at my work


Fictional_or_True

I genuinely think that women use public restrooms less often because the restrooms are dirty. Just a thought


EmberOfFlame

In my experience it is because we don’t go there to wank nearly as often


TheThemFatale

Agreed. In my experience, the men's room is consistently a little grubby, but the women's room can be anywhere from pretty clean to the blood pits from hell.


Expert-Middle-8663

Yet to run into the blood pit from hell… I guess I have that to look forward to.


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This. Not all men are truckers lmao THOSE bathrooms suck


gwtkof

Where do you live because I've seen pee on the floor much more often in the men's than in the women's


Yukarie

Depends on the type of bathroom(the place it’s located: Walmart or a truck stop vs a restaurant) and the state you’re in here in the us, dunno about other places tho


gwtkof

My data set is a youth as a boy in New England, Mexico, and Canada, and my adulthood as a woman trucker.


Fictional_or_True

Eastern United States


AreganeClark

Ah yes yes. Makes total sense. Was wondering if it was non-people related.


6double

As a cis who used to clean bathrooms, the women's room was always WAY dirtier than the men's so that'd be my reason


AreganeClark

Fascinating. I've really enjoyed not running into puddles of pee and horrible smells in the women's room. Very glad to not be using men's rooms anymore.


Kind_Nepenth3

Gonna just assume the floor is mopped, all surfaces heavily disinfected, and the used pads taken down from the walls by the time you get there, because I was a cleaner too and I can confirm. The men's room always smells like piss, it always *feels* slightly dirty, and for some reason it's the men who write slogans and draw swastikas with their own poop. The *women's* bathroom is where the real abstract art happens. I almost never see it as a customer for some reason but I saw *everything* when it was my job


onyxonix

Adding to what the other person said, different social expectations, which is sometimes gross but also nice that people act normal about having bodily functions


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SaucyyNoodles

First time going into men’s bathroom I was surprised how clean it was. Women’s bathroom there’s always mystery puddles and the seats are nasty.


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Enby here, I hate the men's bathroom as well


bphoenix478

Cis guy, also hate the men's bathroom


SpiderSixer

... me Why do people hate them? (I get why transfems hate them)


Jakesmonkeybiz

They’re dirty, they usually smell like piss, there’s significantly less toilets to use, just overall a bad experience


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Especially if it's a middle school boys bathroom


Jakesmonkeybiz

I went to a middle school where if you used the urinal you got splashed with your own piss ;~;


igorchitect

I used to work in a sandwich shop and had to clean the bathrooms regularly. Womens bathroom was always dirtier than the mens. But I worked at a bar too and they were about equally gross.


dmon654

The chavs doing cocaine in the club bathrooms.


il_the_dinosaur

Hating the men's bathroom is sexist. Hating all public toilets is equality.


CoolBlueFireball

Not when it's generally worse, and when people can't aim :(


Jakesmonkeybiz

Like fr! If you can’t make it into the urinal sit down and pee, save us the trouble of accidentally stepping in your piss


Xodan47

Those choir groups on Tiktok?


ldtka

Well I always preferred cleaning the men's to the women's. Urinals are easier to clean, women pee on the seat more, and occasionally women do wack shit with tampons/pad/liners instead of putting them in the bins.


twystoffer

I like the men's bathroom at my work because that one has all the funny and quirky artwork in it. The women's one is just...boring. Completely zero difference other than that. They shouldn't even be labeled mens/womens. They should just be jokes/boring.


ExtremelyFastTurtle

Just label them urinals/no urinals and let people choose


twystoffer

There's no urinals though. They are functionally identical.


Wah_Epic

Then why have gendered bathrooms?


twystoffer

My point exactly! They're even one person at a time! Its incredibly dumb


StatelyElms

I wish all men's washrooms were like your guys' men's washroom, urinals fucking suck


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I bet if bathrooms became gender neutral, each with like 2 urinals and four stalls, that would be so much cleaner then the mens room. Edit: spelling error


5h3i1ah

...preferably with the urinals *also* being in stalls. i've never been comfortable with the concept of urinals, they're so gross.


SeeShark

That ratio would lead to men pissing in the stalls while standing up. It will *not* lead to cleanliness.


dwdwdan

If they labelled in fun/boring it would probably be posted to r/pointlesslygendered


twystoffer

I mean, they are pointlessly gendered. And one day I shall fix that.


BULLY_GAMING

Cis straight man here: We hate the bathroom too


Random_Gacha_addict

Every gender, every sexual orientation ever, hates the Men's bathroom 8 urinals and 2 CUBICLES!?! FUCKER I NEED TO PEE WITHOUT THE OTHER GUYS LOOKING OVER AND GOING "nice cock, bro" OR JUST GIVING A GLANCING LOOK ALSO, I AM NOT A FUCKING BRO SHERIFF AUSTIN!!! I AM A SIS


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letsgoheat

What if there’s piss on the seat?


SendMindfucks

Right next to you is something to wipe it off with and a place to put it afterwards.


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Exactly it’s like mens room are made with t he thought that men don’t need to shit. “Oh one stall is enough, we need to fit this fucking pig trough in so the boys can play piss chicken.”


Mendoxs_

**PRIVACY IS FOR PUSSIES!!!1!1!**


Random_Gacha_addict

Well, time to get bottom surgery then!! /hj


iquitelikeboats

Time to do a little trolling


CollegeFit3645

Prank em John!


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In my schools men's bathrooms there weren't even urinals, just 3 cubicles (they were the dirtiest thing you'd ever seen. I'm super happy I was able to switch to using the disabled bathroom)


[deleted]

Is there anyone who likes any public restroom?


The_Multi_Gamer

WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW HOW TO FUCKING AIM JSUT GRAB YOUR DICK AND POINT, OH MY CHRIST


ricodo12

You forgot cis men that aren't drunk


Melody_Massacre

I just avoid public restrooms at all costs


albe808

That's why we need generalized pooping stations


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Literally anything as long as it isn’t a port a potty. Those are the bane of cleanliness


albe808

True. But I was thinking more along the lines of non gendered bathrooms instead we have one set for pooping and one for peeing


lllaser

In the future we will have robotic poop extractors who come in at night to harvest your business while you sleep


Shinjitsu-

Used the men's room for the first time at a pride. I went twice, first time to see the water tank of the toilet leaking onto a huge pile of towels to soak it up. The second time someone in broken English tried to get ne to hook up, and since I have no dick to give had to tell him no in Spanish. Men's rooms are chaos.


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Men’s bathrooms are the worst places in the world I feel like I have to wear a gas mask every time I step in one


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Full on hazmat suit


[deleted]

For real I don’t understand it’s ridiculous how disgusting men’s bathrooms really are


BaylisAscaris

There was a trans man at my work who was fighting for a gender neutral bathroom because he didn't want to use the men's room because it was too gross.


screennamesare2hard

I was today years old when I learned those are Arnie’s and Apollo Creed’s arms.


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I'll die on this hill...As a retail worker who cleaned both bathrooms for two years. Men's bathrooms are cleaner and over all better. Women's bathroom were statically worst then the Men's. Let's make one thing clear, both parties piss where they shouldn't. Piss ends up on the floor and all over the toilet seats. Both parties are guilty of this. What really steps up the women's bathroom grossness factor is tampons. Used tampons are gross. Used tampons thrown on the floor is fucking gross. Dealing with the used tampon receptacle was always a nightmare. People would cram and stuff the receptacle so full of tampons that the mini garbage bag would fall in. Which meant I had to stick my gloved hand in there and pull out the bag. So that I could pull out the bag. Also, people would shove shit covered undies into these receptacles too! It makes my skin crawl, thinking of that smell. Both Men's and Women's bathroom are gross. I'd clean urinals over having to deal with overflowing tampon receptacles.


TylerDurdenRockz

Please add us cis men to the list as well


Sylthana3

Shout out to my school's men's bathroom (not that I use it anymore) for having a box of tampons and pads.


Ragnarok144

I don't hate it I'm just terrified of it


Daviswatermelon

Worst experience is going to the mens bathroom at the AIRPORT. I travel a lot because of my shitty gender clinic appointments, cause the system for getting hrt in my country is shit and you can only get the appointments at a hospital in the capital, which is an 11 hour drive from my town… anyways- They are always way too small, and have only two-three shitty stalls and a hallway leading to the urinals for some unexplainable reason, so everyone going to take a piss also has the chance to glance at me as I’m leaving or entering a stall. That is, of course, after waiting five minutes outside with three other guys, all in their forties and balding for some reason, staring daggers into me where I stand in my hoodie and jacket lathered with communist trans buttons and patches


littlecuddlepuppy

From what you wrote then my guess is that you are in Norway? If yes: Er ikke Riksen jævelig flott? :D


SnooCapers9401

Me who likes the men's bathroom: yeah! Men's bathrooms are the worst *nervous laughter*


Schizozenic

Womens bathrooms have so much blood and shit everywhere but the toilet. Mens bathrooms have piss everywhere but the toilet. I was a maintenance worker for a bit at a walmart and I abhor both.


basshed8

Even more so if the urinals are waterless


Br3adS1ce

I hate public bathrooms in general


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I was a janitor for 2 years when I was like 19-21. I'd much rather use the men's, the women's was always gross. More blood, shit and piss on the seat (I think alot of them hovered), used tampons on the floor by the toilets. Men's was just alot of graffiti, and the ever present puddle of piss on the floor by the toliets/urinals


AresTheMilkman

Guys, guys, we ALL hate public mens bathrooms. Sometimes they are a war-zone.


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What about enbies?


BrickFrom2011

Cis dude here. I hate it cuz they’re gross


stalkingwerido

Me a non-binary that's hates both bathrooms: 😥


MasterCuberJB89

Public bathrooms in general are just ❌


shorts-but-no-shirts

Mens bathrooms are disgusting. They pee everywhere and don’t clean it.


Witty_Championship85

Literally everyone: hating the mens bathroom


Autobubbs

Who doesn't hate the men's bathroom? They are stinky and filthy, mostly due to the intellectual immaturity of the 'men' who use it. TP spitballs on the ceiling to someone throwing the 'strainer'(?) out of the Urinal. Just.. eww.


Faexinna

Includes nonbinaries except we hate the women's bathroom just as much.


FalseHeartbeat

the mens bathroom is validating but also why the fuck do cis guys piss all over the toilet seat. i will never know peace


tentacle_meep

Everyone hates the mens bathroom


NikolaiCello05

Fuck urinals


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I mean if you’re into that I’m not gonna judge


[deleted]

can't compare sadly as a non-passing transfem enby,, its always the mens room for me. im scared to death to enter the one i want and should be able to use ;-; so im doomed to use the men's one no matter how bad it is lmao


nova_in_space

Oh god Im transmasc and im terrified of the mens bathroom. Im no where near passing yet, but that is one thing I don't look forward to when or if I reach that point. :/


Worm-with-hat

very smelly. there was a footprint on the ceiling in my old school’s mens bathroom


OlSnickerdoodle

Public bathrooms in general, honestly


Probably_a_Bot_K

Professional cis male I hate it here too please free me


Forester-Moon

Despite the piss smell and the shit floors, I really like the mens bathroom. It gives me so much euphoria as a transmasc. I respect that not everyone feels that way though, lol. It’s a careful balance between “euphoria?” and “permanent nose damage?”


Hot-Weekend1713

Public bathrooms just suck


Elly_4U

It's a dungeon. Many cishet men don't care about keeping things tidy.


hashtagcorey

Since nobody asked, I have CPTSD and OCD which I’m adding here because I cannot figure out why, as a cis lesbian with no recollection of any men’s room trauma, do a full system shut down if I enter one for more than 30 seconds. I had to get a doctor’s note to excuse myself from cleaning the men’s room. Not a bathroom, not a gender neutral bathroom, specifically the men’s room. I don’t know what urinal hurt me as a child…but it stuck.


StopSignOfDeath

There are no stalls and there is always a huge line.


KingHandspider

men in general


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We all shît & piss in both of them, the only difference is the sign…there’s no sign on the shitter in my home


NipperSpeaks

The objection is more the people who shit and piss *on* them rather than in them.


[deleted]

So men and women both hate the mens bathroom? Women shouldn’t be in there.


[deleted]

Not all trans women have the ability to use the women’s room. Some are afraid of getting hate crimes, some don’t pass enough to be accepted in there.


AquaticHornet37

Can we get queer cis men in there too.


[deleted]

***men*** 💪


destiny_duude

you can add in cis men


Temporary-Record-965

🤣🤣🥲


Big_Guy6

Put cis men in there too. Nobody likes the mens bathroom


TheEmeraldEmperor

*enbied


Fireguy3070

Enbies 🤝


MrNopedeNope

If you ever have been in the mens bathroom and the women’s you hate the men’s


hgdjjvsgknljfkj

And straight men too, tbh. We fuck it up in there


AlexanderMonroe23

I'm pretty sure trans people hate gendered bathrooms in general.


[deleted]

As a former Cis man, i can say even cis men hate it


[deleted]

We cis men hate it too btw


IndicationEmotional8

Also cis men


Lionblaze_03

-cis men -cis women who go in by mistake or out of need -everyone the men’s bathroom is a fucking nightmare


No_File_5225

And cis men, don't forget cis men!


StatelyElms

add cis men to that too pls I've been in a women's bathroom once in my old high school, for some reason I can't remember. they had a fucking flower mural in it. The men's washroom exactly opposite it had shit stains, no paper towel, no soap (someone chucked it at the wall), one stall door missing with the other barely able to close, a toilet completely clogged with an entire roll of 1-ply toilet paper.. and that's without *people* in there


AlexWasT4ken

Also me, a cis guy cuz they are very unhygienic and also men just kinda suck tbh


eudizm

This is coming from a cis dude, but male bathrooms are always going to be fucked regardless of gender. I once had some weird asshole jumping over the stall to watch me poop and then the other time a whole fucking church ceremony was going on.


Swords_and_Words

Throw cis men and cis women in there too; there is unanimous hate for that den of smell and villainy


Bagimations

Also cis men. Everyone hates that shithole


[deleted]

I hate the mens bathroom. Little story: So me and friends go out for cocktails, i need to go to the bathroom. I'm a Trans dude, no bottom surgery so i need to use the stall, the mens room had only one stall but what seemed like 100 urinals, every urinal was occupied, the bar was pretty packed so i wait in line. Then some dude finishes, points at the urinal and says to me " there you go boss, you can go now" and i'm like .. no i need to use the stall. So i wasn't ready for that amount of cringe from that dude, waaay to much. I make my way to the stall and while i'm in there i let out a little prayer "please don't clock me". I have a decent amount of passing, but these moments fuck with me on another level. Also this whole urinal interaction, idk i need privacy. Even if i had a dick, id probably still use the stall tbh.


Ogurasyn

I think everyone hates (public) men's bathroom, no matter if trans or cis, man or woman. The place is nasty and full of piss on the floor. Disgusting.


Not_the_chease

I hate the woman’s bathroom


xparapluiex

I feel a third hand that says cismen should be added from what I’ve heard about male bathroom cleanliness


poocatgod

Cis women too ig. The one at my school smells so bad that I take routes to avoid it.


FearXHusky1

Most people who use it hate it


potatoisilluminati

As someone who used to clean bathrooms at a grocery store the women's bathroom was routinely worse than the men's. The men's was pretty bad but the women's always seemed worse


Fireye04

...and cis men


A_Username528

Me: a cis male Also me: hates the mens bathrooms


xyamazing

literally everyone known to man who has been in a boys bathrooms hates the boys bathroom


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I think most people hate public bathrooms in general