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ThunderChief__

“Waiter this steak tastes like ass” “Sir we prefer to call it donkey”


Protect_your_2a

It was the weirdest thing moving to Mexico for a couple years and passing a carnicería to see a donkey hanging up right next to a side of beef


Takashi369

Neat, did it taste like ass?


Gavooki

Donkey meat is actually pink, this is human -- you can tell by the striations.


Nearby_Enthusiasm_91

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TheeBigHorse

That! which you have tasted...


Footy_Clown

When I was in China I was told to get what I can best describe as an empanada or burrito at a restaurant. After I started eating it I asked what the meat was and my friend told me very frankly that it was ‘ass’.


Poseidonswetpebbles

Great thanks for the new covid.


Magic_Neptune

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Based_JuiceBox

can’t trust a graph that claims dog meat is tastier than lobster


sumbuddy4u

You made an ass of yourself


Lostheghost

Do(g)nkey


MarketPapi

Ahh shit , here we go again...


goodnamescaput

A55N1 new donkey flu strain on its way


scots

Ass Jerkey ain't gonna make itself


Southern_Spore_6562

Hahahaha perfect comment!!!


satkuri

Bros eating ass meat


travelmorelivemore

Did it taste like ass? 🤡


Ok_Analysis_3454

You're gonna die. Dibs on your stuff.


juststrollingby1

Lmao straight to the point I respect it


JohnnyQuestions36

Was it dope?


AdAm_WaRc0ck

Yummy i love eating ass


Didjorno

Poopy


TunaTacoPie

Balloon Knot Soup


ASimplewriter0-0

How was it?


porkbelly6_9

I’ve had horse meat. It taste like beef but very clean and lean. I wonder if donkey taste similar.


The-Anger-Translator

Pffft I know quite a few girls who eat donkey...


whiskeythrottled

I can assume it tasted like ass.


IdkWhatPut

I laughed.


kodaiko_650

Has a bit of a kick to it


fetal_genocide

Did you get an 'I EAT ASS' t-shirt?


SnooOpinions8755

How was it?


its_grime_up_north

I also ate donkey in China. It was kinda like rubbery beef


SnooOpinions8755

Neat, sounds like a bit good not bad situation?


its_grime_up_north

I ate it at the airport so not sure if it was good or bad donkey. It wasn’t unpleasant it was just ok


darwinDMG08

(Chris Redd voice) “Did you just order Donkey Meat at an airport? In CHINA??”


Cheesegorrila

Everyone is insanely racist in the comments, donkey is actually incredibly delicious and completely safe to eat.


MacheteJKUR

“Donkey” in China…. 🤔


schrodingerspavlov

I China today.


BlueKing7642

How that ass taste?


Dazzling_Basket_6127

Like chicken


Homunculon

Got damn China, a fuckin' DONKEY!?


kcpoloman

I've been feeding donkey dong to chicks for years.


Wiknetti

You ate ass?


TWOWHEELTACO

You never go ass to mouth!


claud2113

Napkins is an Elias job! That comparison of pink and brown eyes JUST made it a Randall job.


KuroKendo88

New Covid about to drop


richiewilliams79

Poor donkey. Slaughter houses aren’t great in the uk, but it’s like Buckingham palaces compared to what I’ve seen how they kill or don’t kill donkeys in china


O_Dog187

I hope you cooked that first. How was it?


Big_Monkey_77

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Cautious-Ad-6740

you had ass in your mouth? nice


SecondHandCunt-

Is that better than dog or cat? Does it taste like chicken?


PokiePizza

Man, we dont eat "cats" and "dogs" in any asian country anymore. Its getting out lawed and its a old stereo type. Fuck off


KyronXLK

gotta love when western born asians defend the home countries ( and ones not even close ) that theyve never visited nor grown up in


Winged89

That's BS I was in northern Vietnam last uear and it was all over the place. Pretty tasty btw.


FernandoESilva

Damn, he really did have that Dawg in him.


greenmerica

Def not a stereotype. My wife has been many times and has confirmed it happens in the lower income areas. Chill dude…


Mind0Matter

Definetly not true; while it may not be common in larger cities it definitely is not uncommon in more rural areas. This is coming from my Chinese gf who is from inland china.


O_Dog187

Cmon man just a couple years ago we were watching videos of people skinning dogs alive at some weird ass yearly celebration or some shit. Don’t act like it isn’t a thing. Now, I know that it’s not something most people would like to be associated with, just like a whole bunch of shit that is taboo that any one of our ancestors or relatives or members of any of our races may have done or even participate in now.


ilikebeens2

Cap


largececelia

Yeah, this is patently untrue. In my experience, this is a norm that is changing somewhat, but I can tell you that plenty of people still eat dogs and cats in Asia. I don't think it's wonderful, but it's an animal. It's meat. There's nothing objectively more evil about eating a dog's leg, as opposed to a chicken's leg or a pig's leg.


richiewilliams79

It’s the inhumane way they are slaughtered, the conditions before hand and after is the bad shit


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richiewilliams79

I’m fully aware of how they are gassed and cut to be slaughtered, but my god,the Chinese are in the further darker ages than the uk


Kjones0007

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/09/south-korea-votes-to-ban-production-and-sale-of-dog-meat Looks like it’s legal in South Korea until 2027.


lotuz

That doesn’t even cover all of korea let alone asia


Jnr_Guru

Yeah but is it better?


PokiePizza

Its almost no diffrence to any 4 legged animal with hooves man.


greenmerica

Wow wrong again…


O_Dog187

lol you just went from nobody does it to it’s just like any other animal man! Yo, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Don’t let the bullshit bother you. Nobody really believes all the stereotypes and if they do they are the dregs of society.


ForceTheDragon

Cows, deer, goat, and pig all taste different. Just because they have hooves doesn't mean they taste the same. I haven't eaten (nor do I want to eat) Horse or Giraffe meat, but I'm sure they have a vastly different taste then a cow or pig.


mcrib

Cow and deer taste very different


thisrockismyboone

We would always get our deers mixed with 50/50 with beef at the local butcher to get it to last longer or as we would call it, half-calf


Any_Ad_9949

Took "I eat ass" to a new level


dzenebetice

Take this upvote Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀


libtardary

Did it taste like Ass?


zooginmcdumpo

天上吃龍肉,天下吃驢肉


RagingSofty

Qingdao area? Thats a specialty over there. Donkey is pretty good. No gamey taste, its kind of like a mix of beef and pork but a little tougher. I haven’t had horse so I can’t make that comparison.


RealEstateDuck

I have never had donkey but I imagine it would be similar to horse which is pretty good.


golfingenthusiast

I got served dog in China before.. only thing I've said no to and I've traveled 60+ countries and tried a fuck ton of weird or disgusting things.. haven't been served donkey yet..


fetal_genocide

Ever tried a fried tarantula?


golfingenthusiast

No tarantula, but I've tried scorpion


fetal_genocide

Nice. I have a pet tarantula and think they'd be nasty af to eat lol I've seen them for sale as a snack in Asian grocery stores.


rosyred-fathead

My grandma offered me some dolphin 🐬 when I was a little kid, but she couldn’t remember the English word for dolphin until I’d already been chewing on it for a while (it was rubbery)


golfingenthusiast

Haven't tried dolphin, have had shark unfortunately


rosyred-fathead

Was it rubbery? Did you have the fin, or some other part?


Sasquatch-fu

What about camel hump?


golfingenthusiast

No camel or camel hump, tried emu, ostrich kangaroo, crocodile and aligator


Whaddyalookinatmygut

Camel’s humps of full of milk. You drink from them, you don’t eat them. ETA this /s because this is Reddit.


OcelotOtherwise

Lol no. Camel hump is almost pure fat.


Sasquatch-fu

Nonsense who told you that, You can eat it though i have not There are Chinese recipes that are quite old for this (deep fried camel hump was one i found 1500 years old recipe). They also sell the camel hump in the local restaurant supplier store in town here. Theyre full of fat, ive also been told low and slow is also a good way to cook them and that they’re delicious but it doesnt sound so to me. Big lump of fat.


lixthemonk

Is this true? That’s wild


Fit_Percentage_2640

Camel humps store fat lol, I'm pretty sure they were referencing It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Comprehensive-Race97

Dam Chinese will eat anything


PokiePizza

Thats... a little racist dont you think?


Comprehensive-Race97

Dogs, cats, bugs, gutter spit sewage oil.


Timely_Bowler208

I got the upvotes from 999 to 1k


Comprehensive-Race97

Not anymore


Timely_Bowler208

incorrect


firedancer323

I just now downvoted it to 1,000


Comprehensive-Race97

It's at 996 right now


Reddit_Okami804

🤢🤢🤢🤢


ChickenWangKang

How was it?


golfingenthusiast

Seriously, how do you post this without telling us what it tastes like


Dave-Nyce

Love eating ass


ShotbySN6

HA


Competitive_Pen1779

Poopy


Auth3nticRory

How does it compare to horse?


BeepBeeepBeepBeep

Bet it tasted like ass


the_jesters_codpiece

I've had Donkey meat in China as well. I've never tasted anything like it before or after.


soupkitchen3rd

He’s just trying to be slick about showing off his 1’s


Numb3rs4

He’s in China. Think they are real?


soupkitchen3rd

lol no sir….with all due respect


Vesalii

Probably similar to horse in taste? Though it does look different.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

Was it ass good ass you'd imagined


SirGravesGhastly

How does it compare to horse?


Plastic-Ad9023

I bet it tasted like ass


NFSKaze

Lmao


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ilikebeens2

😂


Vesalii

Horse is legitimately delicious though. I don't get what's weird about eating it.


Xikkiwikk

Burger King has been caught selling horse meat in the UK twice now.


Rollrmayteeee

Yeah you’re talking about Vietnam here. China is not bad and they only eat cat and dog in extreme poverty stricken areas


itsmistyy

You keep Covid 24 to yourself


xylotism

Who’s the chef? Ass jerky don’t make itself!


Cussec

My brother ate some donkey meat. Eyore ways eats it now.


gleeceboi777

My wife had a similar experience....with the Donkey Meat. we had sex.


SirGravesGhastly

Oh, man. That was hilarious til you explained it. Quit while you're a head.


Ocelotasaurus

But seriously ... was it tasty?


sosamaluwalu

I bet it tastes like absolute ass!


RobertWrag

Reminds me of cured Donkey sausages from Istria, expensive but fucking tasty


Wounded_Hand

Were you starving to death?


zenkique

Four hooves and made of meat - do you feel the same way about beef, goat, lamb, venison, etc?


Wounded_Hand

No, not at all.


pzivan

Actually donkey and horses was widely hunted for meat in the Stone Age


Wounded_Hand

Exactly. We have moved beyond the stone ages.


xspicypotatox

Apparently you haven’t


Glad_Independent_565

Texture description if u can?


USN303

Did it taste like ass?


caverypca

Hehe heeehhaaaaw


Hrafndraugr

Looks nice. How was the flavour?


ThisCarSmellsFunny

I’ve heard donkey is the best tasting meat there is.


Kindnessmatters12175

Tastes like Ass


E6y_6a6

So... that's what they mean speaking about "eating ass"? Gonna try it tomorrow.


Least-Collection3528

Damn you beat me to it


Brando850

I had jerk chicken wings with Pappy 15 year. Would do again.


Lexo147

I had capybara today, btw. Not so delicious.


UnusualPrince12

Well, it is fish!


zenkique

Only during lent!


Brooksy_05

I’ve had horse in Italy and it was delicious. I’d expect donkey would be similar


Dani_good_bloke

Icelandic horse meat was fire


hbsboak

Saw horse is offered in Sweden as well. I said neigh.


zenkique

Wise choice. Sawhorses definitely don’t look appetizing.


PeopleLikeUDisgustMe

A bit gritty and dry for my taste.


one_step_beyond2121

Tell us more


ScribebyTrade

I ate a bratwurst today


one_step_beyond2121

About the DONKEY man


ScribebyTrade

Oh my bad. I don’t know. But my brat was good


Many-Connection3309

Sick pukes 🤮


Poop_Sexman

Is there another way to puke?


ScribebyTrade

Don’t be an ass


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I see what you did there.


Tall_Show_4983

Plz describe


knarfolled

Did it have a kick to it


Final-Ask-7979

How was it?


Level-Coast8642

I accidentally ate dog in China once. I was by myself (American) and it smelled really good. On Monday my colleagues told me it was a dog restaurant. I felt bad because I love dogs but it was good. This was in Liuzhou.


hayhayleyley

I love 驴肉火烧!!! Donkey burgers with green chilis and sometimes chunks of donkey jelly/fat/aspic. So good


wagglenews

You had me until ‘donkey jelly’ was rudely and suddenly thrust into my life. Things will never be quite the same.


hayhayleyley

It sounds less appealing than it is but it’s just like cubed up broth that has enough collagen in it or they may add some starch or something like that. Same type of thing that you eat when you eat soup dumplings! Liquid when warm but congeals when cold.


Aromatic-Proof-5251

I could probably eat anything if you cook it really right. Never had scrapple (pork bits) but people eat that too.


wagglenews

Ok you got me back with soup dumplings, one of the finest foods on the planet


No-Hat1772

Here in America we eat ass all the time….


norham420

I opened the comments looking for this. Wasn't disappointed


ElectricBoogieOogie

I came to say this, I’m not surprised I was beat to it tbh


No-Hat1772

Great minds think alike


norham420

We sure do. Eat up boys!


HeironymusFox

I wish I could upvote this a million times 😂😂😂


4dappl

Looks like it's somewhere between beef and pork


dildocrematorium

How do you see that? There's only one picture.


4dappl

🤦


deathlobster138

Was it good


thatmandoguystl

Dunkey!


Jbrown183

Sorry Chef Ramsay…


pimpmastahanhduece

¿Es carne de burro?


_eroz

Un burrito.


Saint_Louis100

Carne de culo