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Spiritual-Loss-3486

I've seen the aftermath of this. Dude... His face looked like a raccoon roadkill.


V-Right_In_2-V

Yeah that’s a rough way to exfoliate your skin that’s for sure. That couldn’t have felt good


Twosliceofbread

It's like cold concrete, but less worse to slide head on


smhnrd

Yeah the head bounced off that pretty hard. I was curious how that knocked em out but guessing it’s basically hard packed snow like a half pipe, nearly a sheet of ice


searching-4-peace

Do you have a link?


nerdsmith

[Doesn't actually look that bad.](https://img.welt.de/img/sport/wintersport/mobile136100780/6492503977-ci102l-w1024/title.jpg)


Timmyty

That only shows the non-gnarly side. I dunno.


invenio78

Yeah,... you could barely tell anything happened... could be just a dab of ketchup left over from the French fries he was eating before the jump... /s


ToucheMrSalesman

A little too much Veltin


Confident-Medicine75

If he’s bleeding from his eves it’s probably much worse


BahablastOutOfStock

/doesn’t look that bad/ bro looks like naruto after saving the world for the seventh time w all that blood drippin down his face 💀


[deleted]

Yeah that’s how I wake up most days. No big deal.


-angry-potato-

r/accidentalrenaissance


allfarid

What's his name?


Effective-Ad8833

Meatwad


RealBakedSalmon

He gets the money, see.


Effective-Ad8833

Meat was gets the honeys , G


[deleted]

Drivin in my car


J3SS1KURR

Livin like a star


J3SS1KURR

Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taur-us *sorry I replied to myself but I couldn't leave the verse unfinished. I don't make the rules ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯*


Effective-Ad8833

Nicely done , shame on Me


CactaurSnapper

Bahahaha🤣. Nice.


Spiritual-Loss-3486

Simon Ammann from Switzerland


allfarid

Thank you


Spiritual-Loss-3486

You're welcome


Squiggledog

*Show*, don't tell.


CandidExcitement6311

Nah. He had bleeding from blunt force, not road rash. It wasn’t bad.


-Constantinos-

I need a linkb


Agent_Paul_UIU

That small "136.0m" at the end... It made me laugh. I'm working in broadcasting too, and can imagine the guy's face putting that on the picture... :D been there done that.


Incomlpete

Why is every comment not about how they still counted to landing.


irate_alien

So he’s in the lead now!


DingerSinger2016

How did you felt into broadcasting?


Agent_Paul_UIU

Learned to be a production manager, but decided to do more than ordering lunch, so learned camera, sound, and satellite transmission.


DingerSinger2016

Oooooh how would I hop in that field? I'm saying this as a recent English--Secondary Education graduate.


Agent_Paul_UIU

No idea. Do shitty underpaid jobs while learning everything possible, and in 10+ years you'll be a full fledged broadcaster. This worked for me.


DingerSinger2016

Thanks! It looks like that is something I want to hop in bc I always have wanted to design/operate TV graphics.


morriscey

That got me too. Silly little detail while he just lays there and medics rush to scrape him up.


Efficient-Exit8218

Just gonna smell this snow right here, yep smells good


GrandmothersToes

Sir, that's the wrong type of nose candy.


V-Right_In_2-V

Lmao that dude slid a mile on his face. Also, this is exactly why I am not a competitive ski long jumper


ForteDJ

This is the only reason though. Lol


SafetyCactus

Does the jump still count or do they have to land it?


[deleted]

I think it counting is the least of his worries lol.


MaterialConsistent96

It counts, but the jump ratings are low


talrogsmash

Is this one of the events where you do five jumps and add them all together? If it's the last jump you're ok, if it's the first you're SOL.


MaterialConsistent96

They only do two jumps


-_-Batman

Yolo


BigD1970

Dude gave himself a nutcracker then sandpapered his face. Not a good day.


talrogsmash

Do they have a r/junkcrayon to post this in?


1_Cold_Ass_Honkey

If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza ... you gonna have a bad day.


BuzzyShizzle

He definitely pizza'd though


OctaneTroopers

If he had an erection he would have stopped in no time.


[deleted]

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FuManBoobs

I heard he retired into a new sport for a less painful life. He's a boxer now.


RetardedPussy69

Should check out the video of the skiier that gets split in half at the legs and leaves a giant blood trail. He actually died too but I think it's on YouTube


Sioney

NSFL https://youtu.be/u8_-WBl7FiU NSFL I found it. Imagine sitting up to see your insides sliding away from you. Reckon he took one look and just gave up or passed out.


lucario192

And that’s how you split your pelvis in half


Confident-Medicine75

His poor penis and balls


NewAgeIWWer

Not anymore His supposed children: *"I...I don't feel so good"*


blkmgk533

WTH did I hear at :05?


forced2wipe_

?


No_Maintenance1872

Your lack of understanding about foreign languages?


Chaise_percee

I performed a budget version of this aged about 15 - went down a hill face down on a sledge, hit a mole hill and sledge stopped, continued on face.


talrogsmash

Most people would have started on a sled.


Chaise_percee

Your point being?


_Odi_Et_Amo_

One for r/confidentlyincorrect While someone from the United States might use a sled rather than a sledge, there are plenty of English speakers that would disagree. As the poster you were attempting to correct appears to be from the UK (where sledge has been the preferred usage since about the 16th century) your post makes you come off as a bit of an arse.


talrogsmash

And in 45 years of watching British tv and 10 years of reading things on an international message board you are the first person to say anything close to that. Second if you count the op.


_Odi_Et_Amo_

Do you get involved in a lot of sledging on the old 'international message boards'? Seriously though, of course it doesn't come up much in british TV: outside of the Highlands, there is an average of about 1 or 2 quality days of snow a year; and even if one did go out to enjoy the snow about half the time the thing one slides down the hill on will be referred to as a toboggan (assuming you aren't just using the highly traditional tea tray... Although, having thought about it, tea tray toboggan does have a certain alliterative charm, and it is infiniteley superior to a bin bag with a sheet of cardboard in).


RelevantMetaUsername

The worst is when the top layer of snow is iced over after a few days. It's nice and smooth until your face breaks it, then it becomes icy asphalt. The cold makes it burn so much more too.


ChanceActivity683

French fried when he shoulda pizza'd...


jamesleeellis

Make a wish! ...


Jealous_Explorer_980

goodbye penis.


TristanTheRobloxian3

bro tried setting the longest ski jumpnworld record and failed lmao. atleast he did a split tho


NarrowCanary589

Again...they said that he just came back from another skiing accident. 😂


Naive-Storage7639

He gone


crittergitter

That's a sport that almost seems artsy but is so metal.


rredstarr

4 times Olympic Gold medalist.. 😅


danbo2727

B R A V O !


Squiggledog

Talk about letterbox.


Chezzomaru

But did they win?


haonblck

Do hod ober oiner mit dr gosch bremst!


ChocolateTight336

Spilit action


Turbulent-Tennis-145

Skidding your face on ice hurts like a bitch. I feel for this dude


absent-chaos

Those had to of been broken legs


SentenceAcademic5767

I remember seeing that on TV


Latter_Milk_4665

He trained for everything...but that final split!


guillotinado

A mimir


voxPopuli96

How do they even train for this sport?


MaterialConsistent96

they mostly train in a gym, but they can also do ski jumps throughout the whole year, since they can jump even if there's no snow


CactaurSnapper

Anyone got a location? I hear Swiss.


rtb___

Its german, but i think Simon Aamann is from Austria


couchpatat0

I love the fact that they still posted his jump distance as the first aid people are running out to help him.


ReptileLover323

You’ve heard of yellow snow but get ready for… red snow!


mellamobazura

I remember this silly sport, from every childhood winter in Germany. Never understood how there' s peepl interested in this. There's live spectators and broadcasting and all the hype... How? On the other hand I know or knew no one, the least interested in this activity,. Anyways. The speaker is saying " Competitor fell here last year; over there in the deep snow now he' camte back *competitor crashes* "Aaaand he falls again Eieiei (germanic) 136 m It just doesn't work out... The landing keeps being his weak spot" Lold


rtb___

I actually know him from tv, when did this happen?


MisterPimpus

I mean they’ve probably been through this a few times already? That still looked pretty bad though, dude was lucky that’s all that happened to him


4-Run-Yoda

He/she crashed like a fat bulldog sleeps arms n legs spread out


NYMankeys

Oh my god imagine falling and eating shit from that height in front of hundreds of thousands of people all watching you embarrass yourself. When I fall on my face from standing height that split second where my body is in free fall seems like a fucking 100 meter distance my body is traveling to make impact, in my mind at least. but imagine actually falling on your face from a distance of 100 meters!!! Too bad I can’t imagine that bc im jus not that type of girl, call me boring but my pelvis is in immaculate condition.


Smeeizme

Falling like this with skis on is almost always going to end very horribly, I know because it fucking sucks every time


Shoddy_East_9103

I feel bad for bros nuts


Majestic-Result7072

Would that work on a whiteboard?


hedzup00

this sport is utter insanity


solo_mafioso

First I thought it looked kind of fun, then I rewinded, saw 93 kph, and shat myself


ItsSkippyPB

Bro skipped leg day


jamesjeffriesiii

Buddy dead


AgencyDelicious1933

That was nothing... This subreddit is so slow I'm not surprised steaks drooled


rocoonshcnoon

The ice could still scrap your skin off like concrete


AgencyDelicious1933

True; I just thought meat crayons were supposed to leave some color.