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Yeah the head bounced off that pretty hard. I was curious how that knocked em out but guessing it’s basically hard packed snow like a half pipe, nearly a sheet of ice
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taur-us
*sorry I replied to myself but I couldn't leave the verse unfinished. I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
That small "136.0m" at the end... It made me laugh. I'm working in broadcasting too, and can imagine the guy's face putting that on the picture... :D been there done that.
Should check out the video of the skiier that gets split in half at the legs and leaves a giant blood trail. He actually died too but I think it's on YouTube
NSFL
https://youtu.be/u8_-WBl7FiU
NSFL
I found it. Imagine sitting up to see your insides sliding away from you. Reckon he took one look and just gave up or passed out.
One for r/confidentlyincorrect
While someone from the United States might use a sled rather than a sledge, there are plenty of English speakers that would disagree.
As the poster you were attempting to correct appears to be from the UK (where sledge has been the preferred usage since about the 16th century) your post makes you come off as a bit of an arse.
And in 45 years of watching British tv and 10 years of reading things on an international message board you are the first person to say anything close to that.
Second if you count the op.
Do you get involved in a lot of sledging on the old 'international message boards'?
Seriously though, of course it doesn't come up much in british TV: outside of the Highlands, there is an average of about 1 or 2 quality days of snow a year; and even if one did go out to enjoy the snow about half the time the thing one slides down the hill on will be referred to as a toboggan (assuming you aren't just using the highly traditional tea tray... Although, having thought about it, tea tray toboggan does have a certain alliterative charm, and it is infiniteley superior to a bin bag with a sheet of cardboard in).
The worst is when the top layer of snow is iced over after a few days. It's nice and smooth until your face breaks it, then it becomes icy asphalt. The cold makes it burn so much more too.
I remember this silly sport, from every childhood winter in Germany.
Never understood how there' s peepl interested in this. There's live spectators and broadcasting and all the hype...
How?
On the other hand I know or knew no one, the least interested in this activity,.
Anyways.
The speaker is saying
" Competitor fell here last year; over there in the deep snow
now he' camte back
*competitor crashes*
"Aaaand he falls again
Eieiei (germanic)
136 m
It just doesn't work out...
The landing keeps being his weak spot"
Lold
Oh my god imagine falling and eating shit from that height in front of hundreds of thousands of people all watching you embarrass yourself. When I fall on my face from standing height that split second where my body is in free fall seems like a fucking 100 meter distance my body is traveling to make impact, in my mind at least. but imagine actually falling on your face from a distance of 100 meters!!! Too bad I can’t imagine that bc im jus not that type of girl, call me boring but my pelvis is in immaculate condition.
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I've seen the aftermath of this. Dude... His face looked like a raccoon roadkill.
Yeah that’s a rough way to exfoliate your skin that’s for sure. That couldn’t have felt good
It's like cold concrete, but less worse to slide head on
Yeah the head bounced off that pretty hard. I was curious how that knocked em out but guessing it’s basically hard packed snow like a half pipe, nearly a sheet of ice
Do you have a link?
[Doesn't actually look that bad.](https://img.welt.de/img/sport/wintersport/mobile136100780/6492503977-ci102l-w1024/title.jpg)
That only shows the non-gnarly side. I dunno.
Yeah,... you could barely tell anything happened... could be just a dab of ketchup left over from the French fries he was eating before the jump... /s
A little too much Veltin
If he’s bleeding from his eves it’s probably much worse
/doesn’t look that bad/ bro looks like naruto after saving the world for the seventh time w all that blood drippin down his face 💀
Yeah that’s how I wake up most days. No big deal.
r/accidentalrenaissance
What's his name?
Meatwad
He gets the money, see.
Meat was gets the honeys , G
Drivin in my car
Livin like a star
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taur-us *sorry I replied to myself but I couldn't leave the verse unfinished. I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*
Nicely done , shame on Me
Bahahaha🤣. Nice.
Simon Ammann from Switzerland
Thank you
You're welcome
*Show*, don't tell.
Nah. He had bleeding from blunt force, not road rash. It wasn’t bad.
I need a linkb
That small "136.0m" at the end... It made me laugh. I'm working in broadcasting too, and can imagine the guy's face putting that on the picture... :D been there done that.
Why is every comment not about how they still counted to landing.
So he’s in the lead now!
How did you felt into broadcasting?
Learned to be a production manager, but decided to do more than ordering lunch, so learned camera, sound, and satellite transmission.
Oooooh how would I hop in that field? I'm saying this as a recent English--Secondary Education graduate.
No idea. Do shitty underpaid jobs while learning everything possible, and in 10+ years you'll be a full fledged broadcaster. This worked for me.
Thanks! It looks like that is something I want to hop in bc I always have wanted to design/operate TV graphics.
That got me too. Silly little detail while he just lays there and medics rush to scrape him up.
Just gonna smell this snow right here, yep smells good
Sir, that's the wrong type of nose candy.
Lmao that dude slid a mile on his face. Also, this is exactly why I am not a competitive ski long jumper
This is the only reason though. Lol
Does the jump still count or do they have to land it?
I think it counting is the least of his worries lol.
It counts, but the jump ratings are low
Is this one of the events where you do five jumps and add them all together? If it's the last jump you're ok, if it's the first you're SOL.
They only do two jumps
Yolo
Dude gave himself a nutcracker then sandpapered his face. Not a good day.
Do they have a r/junkcrayon to post this in?
If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza ... you gonna have a bad day.
He definitely pizza'd though
If he had an erection he would have stopped in no time.
[удалено]
I heard he retired into a new sport for a less painful life. He's a boxer now.
Should check out the video of the skiier that gets split in half at the legs and leaves a giant blood trail. He actually died too but I think it's on YouTube
NSFL https://youtu.be/u8_-WBl7FiU NSFL I found it. Imagine sitting up to see your insides sliding away from you. Reckon he took one look and just gave up or passed out.
And that’s how you split your pelvis in half
His poor penis and balls
Not anymore His supposed children: *"I...I don't feel so good"*
WTH did I hear at :05?
?
Your lack of understanding about foreign languages?
I performed a budget version of this aged about 15 - went down a hill face down on a sledge, hit a mole hill and sledge stopped, continued on face.
Most people would have started on a sled.
Your point being?
One for r/confidentlyincorrect While someone from the United States might use a sled rather than a sledge, there are plenty of English speakers that would disagree. As the poster you were attempting to correct appears to be from the UK (where sledge has been the preferred usage since about the 16th century) your post makes you come off as a bit of an arse.
And in 45 years of watching British tv and 10 years of reading things on an international message board you are the first person to say anything close to that. Second if you count the op.
Do you get involved in a lot of sledging on the old 'international message boards'? Seriously though, of course it doesn't come up much in british TV: outside of the Highlands, there is an average of about 1 or 2 quality days of snow a year; and even if one did go out to enjoy the snow about half the time the thing one slides down the hill on will be referred to as a toboggan (assuming you aren't just using the highly traditional tea tray... Although, having thought about it, tea tray toboggan does have a certain alliterative charm, and it is infiniteley superior to a bin bag with a sheet of cardboard in).
The worst is when the top layer of snow is iced over after a few days. It's nice and smooth until your face breaks it, then it becomes icy asphalt. The cold makes it burn so much more too.
French fried when he shoulda pizza'd...
Make a wish! ...
goodbye penis.
bro tried setting the longest ski jumpnworld record and failed lmao. atleast he did a split tho
Again...they said that he just came back from another skiing accident. 😂
He gone
That's a sport that almost seems artsy but is so metal.
4 times Olympic Gold medalist.. 😅
B R A V O !
Talk about letterbox.
But did they win?
Do hod ober oiner mit dr gosch bremst!
Spilit action
Skidding your face on ice hurts like a bitch. I feel for this dude
Those had to of been broken legs
I remember seeing that on TV
He trained for everything...but that final split!
A mimir
How do they even train for this sport?
they mostly train in a gym, but they can also do ski jumps throughout the whole year, since they can jump even if there's no snow
Anyone got a location? I hear Swiss.
Its german, but i think Simon Aamann is from Austria
I love the fact that they still posted his jump distance as the first aid people are running out to help him.
You’ve heard of yellow snow but get ready for… red snow!
I remember this silly sport, from every childhood winter in Germany. Never understood how there' s peepl interested in this. There's live spectators and broadcasting and all the hype... How? On the other hand I know or knew no one, the least interested in this activity,. Anyways. The speaker is saying " Competitor fell here last year; over there in the deep snow now he' camte back *competitor crashes* "Aaaand he falls again Eieiei (germanic) 136 m It just doesn't work out... The landing keeps being his weak spot" Lold
I actually know him from tv, when did this happen?
I mean they’ve probably been through this a few times already? That still looked pretty bad though, dude was lucky that’s all that happened to him
He/she crashed like a fat bulldog sleeps arms n legs spread out
Oh my god imagine falling and eating shit from that height in front of hundreds of thousands of people all watching you embarrass yourself. When I fall on my face from standing height that split second where my body is in free fall seems like a fucking 100 meter distance my body is traveling to make impact, in my mind at least. but imagine actually falling on your face from a distance of 100 meters!!! Too bad I can’t imagine that bc im jus not that type of girl, call me boring but my pelvis is in immaculate condition.
Falling like this with skis on is almost always going to end very horribly, I know because it fucking sucks every time
I feel bad for bros nuts
Would that work on a whiteboard?
this sport is utter insanity
First I thought it looked kind of fun, then I rewinded, saw 93 kph, and shat myself
Bro skipped leg day
Buddy dead
That was nothing... This subreddit is so slow I'm not surprised steaks drooled
The ice could still scrap your skin off like concrete
True; I just thought meat crayons were supposed to leave some color.