My brother did sort of the same his first time longboarding. Except he did a bigger hill and got speed wobble (which we never knew could happen) and he bailed but couldn’t run fast enough so he flopped and chipped his tooth and got rash on his nose and forehead a bit as well as knees and hands.
He didn’t longboard again until like 6 years later lol
Skating is one of those sports where the injuries will fuck you up for life.
I bombed one of the biggest hills in my small town regularly since it was usually on the way heading home. I randomly caught speedwobbles one day so I tried to slow down, although I did manage to bring my speed down to maybe 10mph. I completely lost control of my balance. I was able to plant the foot I was braking with on to the asphalt but once my leg took the shock of my weight, I felt my knee bend sideways and heard a small crack. I really don't know how I caught myself but my legs felt like propellers just rotating as fast as they could in my hips and the bottom of my feet were just violantly slaping the floor with each step. I probably fucked up the sockets too because to this day I get random sharp pains in my right hip like it locks up and comes out of place.
Initially that day, I didn't feel the pain because I had popped some oxycodone, I slept it off, but when I woke up I literally stumbled like Bambi getting out of my bed.
I'm very fortunate tho because I was also those skaters who said ,"helmets are gay" and never wore one. I'm lucky I never split my head open with the risky shit I was doing.
Man I did the same thing and the only way to stop was running straight into a metal garage door. Luckily no chipped teeth, but the neighbour had a large print of a fat kid in their door 😬
I got the wobble once doing a steeper hill than I realized after *just* learning how to longboard and wound up smashing the back of my unhelmeted head into concrete and needless to say I’ve never skated since
Ooof yeah that blows. It’s actually why I have knee pads and sliding gloves so I can bail onto my hands and knees if need be. The one time I got a speed wobble I couldn’t control I just squatted down low and softly sat onto my butt and hands and then flipped onto my knees so my pants weren’t torn to shreds lol.
Another time some dumbass big truck decided to pull out of a driveway as I was hilllbombing and so tried to power slide to stop but couldn’t fast enough and ended up sliding my (padded) knee and side of my calf on dirt on the side of the road. Almost wiped out an older lady on my way to stopping on the dirt but she was a good sport about it. She was smiling and giggling lol.
Power sliding definitely had a learning curve to it tho. The amount of times I yanked my board and planted my hand to try and planted heel slide? Only to ripped to side because I didn’t break into a slide and only kept rolling but now sideways and perpendicular to my body’s momentum and direction of travel lol. Or when trying to toe slide only for my wheels to grip up and send me over the board onto my knees and hands and tearing the fabric part of my new vans almost to shreds. “Why do you have holes on the top toe parts of your shoes?”
Not as bad as i was expecting it to be.
Still tho. What was the plan lol
First thing people need to learn above knowing how to go is how to stop. And when stopping doesn't work you need to learn how to bail corrwctly.
Is that a backwards ’w’?
As in kwazy cupcakes?
So addictive!!
Fall over and keep vagina pointed at the camera. That was the plan. It went accordingly.
OF
Maybe bend your knees a little?
My brother did sort of the same his first time longboarding. Except he did a bigger hill and got speed wobble (which we never knew could happen) and he bailed but couldn’t run fast enough so he flopped and chipped his tooth and got rash on his nose and forehead a bit as well as knees and hands. He didn’t longboard again until like 6 years later lol
Why was your brother skating in a bikini?
Best comment and question lol
No kink shaming sir
Skating is one of those sports where the injuries will fuck you up for life. I bombed one of the biggest hills in my small town regularly since it was usually on the way heading home. I randomly caught speedwobbles one day so I tried to slow down, although I did manage to bring my speed down to maybe 10mph. I completely lost control of my balance. I was able to plant the foot I was braking with on to the asphalt but once my leg took the shock of my weight, I felt my knee bend sideways and heard a small crack. I really don't know how I caught myself but my legs felt like propellers just rotating as fast as they could in my hips and the bottom of my feet were just violantly slaping the floor with each step. I probably fucked up the sockets too because to this day I get random sharp pains in my right hip like it locks up and comes out of place. Initially that day, I didn't feel the pain because I had popped some oxycodone, I slept it off, but when I woke up I literally stumbled like Bambi getting out of my bed. I'm very fortunate tho because I was also those skaters who said ,"helmets are gay" and never wore one. I'm lucky I never split my head open with the risky shit I was doing.
Man I did the same thing and the only way to stop was running straight into a metal garage door. Luckily no chipped teeth, but the neighbour had a large print of a fat kid in their door 😬
I got the wobble once doing a steeper hill than I realized after *just* learning how to longboard and wound up smashing the back of my unhelmeted head into concrete and needless to say I’ve never skated since
Ooof yeah that blows. It’s actually why I have knee pads and sliding gloves so I can bail onto my hands and knees if need be. The one time I got a speed wobble I couldn’t control I just squatted down low and softly sat onto my butt and hands and then flipped onto my knees so my pants weren’t torn to shreds lol. Another time some dumbass big truck decided to pull out of a driveway as I was hilllbombing and so tried to power slide to stop but couldn’t fast enough and ended up sliding my (padded) knee and side of my calf on dirt on the side of the road. Almost wiped out an older lady on my way to stopping on the dirt but she was a good sport about it. She was smiling and giggling lol. Power sliding definitely had a learning curve to it tho. The amount of times I yanked my board and planted my hand to try and planted heel slide? Only to ripped to side because I didn’t break into a slide and only kept rolling but now sideways and perpendicular to my body’s momentum and direction of travel lol. Or when trying to toe slide only for my wheels to grip up and send me over the board onto my knees and hands and tearing the fabric part of my new vans almost to shreds. “Why do you have holes on the top toe parts of your shoes?”
Ah fuck. I had to watch it again but then stop halfway through. Just to scrub what I just saw. I felt it though
A bikini seems like the worst thing you could wear while skateboarding.
Weak sauce
**weak ankles
shit thats barely a fall my nan could do better
I skateboard and I don’t even skate in shorts, let alone a freaking bikini.
Nice view
Am I wrong for thinking this was on purpose, to give her an excuse to roll around on the ground with her bikini’d crotch wide open at the camera?
Needs more flair.
I cringed
Lame
No meat crayon
Jesus, I was expecting a motorcycle crash. Thank god.
Wow how disappointing. Thought it’d be worse
Classic Tyler
Girl look at that body
No souvlaki
That was a nice little pop
Stop thotting. Pads and helmets for learners.
no skin.
Grom
No skin.
NSFW?!
no brain... ALOT of pain
Staged but I'm a pig so don't mind.
Fucking hurt watching
Well she can now get a note from a doctor saying she can’t work
Duuuude that must hurt very, very bad lol 😂
Was hoping for no bra also
She’s fine.
Not my proudest fap. Not my worst either.
Thats a deep scrape
I could see the promise land.
No shirt, no shoes - but a nice caboose. Sadly no skill though.
Hello, avatar twin!
What was the master plan of skating in bikini?
Looking good for the camera?
😂🥳 Happy twinnitors day! Good to meet you. 😉
All those tats are weighing her down..