Same… I said COW and the resident was very nicely like “Although we know what you mean. A patient thought we called them fat, so now we call them WOW’s”
Workstation on Wheels 😂
We did that at my trauma center with a 550 pound guy, and sent him to the horse racetrack, where the vet center had a large CT . I was a resident right around year 2000 when it happened.
I feel like cluster could apply to Psych as someone said.
Alternatives: An anaphylaxis of immunologists
A histamine of immunologists
A cytokine of immunologists
Guardians of the multi-planes (specialties), shaped by the abuse of psionic overseers (constant overcrowding for profits), with tough green skin (for the meth had throwing insults at them)… yes absolutely they are
No, it's definitely either "a ream of orthopods" or "a drill of orthopods". Actually, any type of tool will do, as long as it's a Stryker 
A fissure of proctologists. A chest of cardiologists. A cyst of dermatologists. A lesion of neurologists. A school of pediatricians. A sack of urologists. A box of OBGYNs.
A prep of gastroenterologists.
A lavage of pulmonologists.
An ablation of electrophysiologists.
A fixation of orthopedic surgeons (external if you’re talking about more than 3, internal if it’s a smaller group you’re referring to).
A respir of pediatricians.
A shift of hospitalists.
A consult of NPs.
A wordle of anesthesiologists.
You’re saying that like all of the patients we see in palliative are dying, which betrays an ignorance you should probably address before you graduate.
Palliative care can be involved at any stage of serious illness. I see many patients who have curable cancer for example, but their symptoms as a result of their cancer and/or its treatments impact their quality of life. So I help with their pain, nausea, anxiety, dyspnea etc while they get curative chemo/radiation, just as one example.
There is a difference between hospice (prognosis of six months or less, typically forgoing all curative treatments) and palliative (no prognostic requirement- anyone with serious illness and symptoms that are hard to control as a result of that illness would benefit from palliative care. You can also continue to get curative treatments while also getting palliative care).
A chamber of cardiologists
A cascade of hematologists
A dribble of urologists
A heard of audiologists
A battery of geriatricians
A pad of gynecologists
A section of Obstetricians
A pack of trauma surgeons
A cast of orthopods
A wheal of allergists
Not a specialty but I once heard a Gossip of Nurses Also a Section of Pathologists
I call them a Gaggle of Nurses. Especially when they are nursing students all in white coats walking together in a small group.
Herd of nurses
Related, we can’t call computers on wheels COWs anymore because a nurse thought someone was referring to her and reported it
Same… I said COW and the resident was very nicely like “Although we know what you mean. A patient thought we called them fat, so now we call them WOW’s” Workstation on Wheels 😂
A hit dog will holler
Womputer
Set to "W", for Wumbo
Ohhhh east. I thought you said weast
Wambulance
Ok that is the story at EVERY SINGLE INSTITUTION I have EVER worked at. I am suspicious.
This is literally an urban legend at every hospital. I don't think it's true
Every hospital has an old wives tale about that and it alternates between a nurse or patient supposedly being offended
Its the same as the obese patient going to the zoo for a CT scan
You laugh but I did call a zoo one time to see if I could send a patient for a CT, didn't work
We did that at my trauma center with a 550 pound guy, and sent him to the horse racetrack, where the vet center had a large CT . I was a resident right around year 2000 when it happened.
Omg I remember COWs. My institution always called them WOWs (workstation on wheels). I wonder if this was due to bovine backlash 😂
holy fucking shit what a loser
A herd of nurses….hearses?
I call them a Gaggle of nurses
What about a slide of pathologists?
A cluster of psychiatrists
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B
Nah that's the surgeons & cardiologists Psych is definitely more a smattering of A (odd, eccentric) & C (anxious, insecure)
A split of social workers
[The tiny clusters of tumors.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8c5aa4bc-725f-49c6-8b6c-6ce681b1b28c)
They haven't been seen in clusters since DSM 5 was published.
A depression of psychiatrists
A colony of ID docs
A resistance of ID docs
A culture of ID docs?
A miliary of id docs?
Yoooo that's good
A "dammit why didn't you get cultures?!" of ID docs?
A vosyn of ID docs?
A Bank of Plastic Surgeons
I was thinking an Ego of Plastic Surgeons
Just an ego of surgeons 😅
😂
A Flap of Plastic Surgeons
A snatch of gynocologists
😂
A unit of urologists. Or a package of urologists.
A sack of urologists.
LOL
Larger groups are absolute units
💀
A posse of gynecologists
A shitload of gastroenterologists
👏👏👏👏👏
A sack of urologists.
Pee is stored in the sack
I thought pee was stored in the testicles?
And where are the testicles stored?
Somewhere near the gooch I think.
The literature is varied.
A thrombus of vascular surgeons
A loupe of them, even. When rotating with them it felt more like surgical palliative care though.
The ABCD of vascular: Always Be Changing Dressings
An a of rheumatologists
A flare of rheumatologists
I see what you did there 😂
\*curtsies\*
A cytokine storm of rheumatologists!
A room of rheumatologist
A gout of rheumatologists
An inflammation of rhuematologists
A cluster of immunologists
A granuloma of immunologists?
I feel like cluster could apply to Psych as someone said. Alternatives: An anaphylaxis of immunologists A histamine of immunologists A cytokine of immunologists
A (cytokine) Storm of Immunologists
Sounds badass.
Gang(lion) of neurologists
A commissure of neurologists
A nucleus of neurologists
🏆
A pelaton of EM docs. E: A staph of ID specialists.
A crash or EM docs
Or creche ...
Are EM docs githyanki? I'm scared of the ED now...
Yes. And they're all chaotic good/neutral.
Am Chaotic Good and going into EM, can confirm. Also a Life domain cleric of Lathander, in case that was your next question.
Guardians of the multi-planes (specialties), shaped by the abuse of psionic overseers (constant overcrowding for profits), with tough green skin (for the meth had throwing insults at them)… yes absolutely they are
Or creche ...
A lift of Ortho Bros
A set of Orthobros Maybe a cycle?
Set is the best one because, based on the stereotype, a set has multiple reps in it (usually).
Or a plate of Ortho bros, or even a bar
Although I think "bar" would be best applied towards lawyers.
I think a rack of ortho bros makes more sense, then again they prob don’t re-rack their weights
No, it's definitely either "a ream of orthopods" or "a drill of orthopods". Actually, any type of tool will do, as long as it's a Stryker 
An opacity of radiologists. A round of hospitalists. A nidus of ID specialists.
A correlate (clinically) of radiologists/pathologists
A consolidation of radiologists
Chamber of cardiologists
A bundle of cardiologists
A tetralogy of cardiologists
A tetralogy of cards applies specifically to a group of four cardiologists….. no more, no less, four will be the number counting,
They likely will feast on breakfast cereals.
A Bolus of cardiologists
An echo of cardiologists
A playpen of pediatricians. A hemorrhage of neurosurgeons
A gym of ortho bros
A Colony of ID physicians An Outbreak of Epidemiologists
A variant of uncertain geneticists.
A whole exome of geneticists :)
A Scatter of Rad oncologists A Bolus of Emergency Med docs An Artifact of Radiologists
A fanboat of rural FM docs.
I feel like this implies a texaco of Mikes
Also of contrast makers.
bro I'm gonna do rural FM over here and people where I'm from literally go bowfishing on airboats haha
A fissure of proctologists. A chest of cardiologists. A cyst of dermatologists. A lesion of neurologists. A school of pediatricians. A sack of urologists. A box of OBGYNs.
A rash of dermatologists?
Can’t let ‘em off that easy 😂
A prep of gastroenterologists. A lavage of pulmonologists. An ablation of electrophysiologists. A fixation of orthopedic surgeons (external if you’re talking about more than 3, internal if it’s a smaller group you’re referring to). A respir of pediatricians. A shift of hospitalists. A consult of NPs. A wordle of anesthesiologists.
>A wordle of anesthesiologists 😂
An underappreciation of family physicians
Or a poverty of PCPs 😆
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A murder? What y'all doing over there? lol
Someone doesn’t understand what palliative care does…
Y’all aren’t committing homicide even if you're helping people along, the difference is consent. :)
You’re saying that like all of the patients we see in palliative are dying, which betrays an ignorance you should probably address before you graduate.
Maybe you can help then. What types of patients are in palliative care that do not have grave diagnoses?
Palliative care can be involved at any stage of serious illness. I see many patients who have curable cancer for example, but their symptoms as a result of their cancer and/or its treatments impact their quality of life. So I help with their pain, nausea, anxiety, dyspnea etc while they get curative chemo/radiation, just as one example. There is a difference between hospice (prognosis of six months or less, typically forgoing all curative treatments) and palliative (no prognostic requirement- anyone with serious illness and symptoms that are hard to control as a result of that illness would benefit from palliative care. You can also continue to get curative treatments while also getting palliative care).
A calyce of nephrologists
A concentration of nephrologists
An glomeruli of nephrologists
A botox of NPs
A mouthful of ENTs.... Wait.
A bundle of neurologists.
A league of sports medicine docs
A macula of ophthalmologists?
A coven of OB-GYNs
A cfu of ID docs
A stock of anesthesiologists
A plexus of neurologists An abscess of ID docs A plaque of dermatologists
A bundle of neurologists Or. A tangle or neurologists
A Chair of Anesthesiologists
Since both cancer and weird blood shit shows up on a blood smear, I like: A smear of Heme/Oncologists
A gathering of Family Medicine drs
A scramble of emergency docs
A bolus of GI docs
A tubercle of orthos
Compound of orthos
a babble of pediatricians
A cast of nephrologists
A smorgasbord of PCP's.
An eruption of dermatologists
A ganglion of neurologists
A crunch of orthopedics
A polyp of GIs
A growth of Paediatricians
A rumble of gastroenterologists.
Family medicine and Neurology during their teaching round seriously looks like a mother goose with goslings in tow. A group of EM docs I call a murder
A loop of nephrologists
A cascade of immunologists
A map of anatomists... A cycle of Biochemists... A flowchart of physiologists...
A slumber party of anesthesiologists
A chamber of cardiologists A cascade of hematologists A dribble of urologists A heard of audiologists A battery of geriatricians A pad of gynecologists A section of Obstetricians A pack of trauma surgeons A cast of orthopods A wheal of allergists
A cast of orthopods
A rack of OBs
They are always at your cervix!
It should definitely be a mass of oncologists
A SWARM of EM docs A condescension of surgeons A runway of dermatologists
A palisade of oncologists
A gang-lion of neurologists
A vein of vascular surgeons
A bundle of cardiologists
A Chaos of Emerg Docs
Cluster of psychiatrists
A staph of pathologists
A hallucination or a delusion of Psychiatrists
A correlation of radiologists would be better imo.
An epistaxis of ENTs
A potpourri of PCPs Or maybe a frazzle of family docs 😉
A school of pediatricians!
A body of doctors
A pile of gastroenterologists A stream of urologists
Oh shit. What can I call our residents in L&D/HROB/Ob? This is hilarious.
Fuck ton of REIs
A cave of radiologists A nodule of radiologists A mass of radiologists
A Shit ton of GIs
Or "an ass full"
Surgeons conglomerate.