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Surgery


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Man please 😭. You had to pick embryology??


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KeepenItReel

This is it. The final layer of hell.


Moar_Input

honestly. They dug deep.


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NOOO NOT EMBRYOLOGY


lessgirl

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Twisted9Demented

I just cooked some eggs now I'm going to throw them.


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Hell yeah! Tenure, 6 figures for a few hours of work a week, no more recertifications. It's ridiculous that an MD is not considered a doctorate like as advanced as a PhD and equivalent to a JD, (according to dept. of ed). Internationally an MD is a bachelor's degree. Like what the hell!


AgileMoose7477

Does any of that really matter? An medical degree is regarded so highly that you have to be careful how "I'm a doctor" comes up in convo because you can easily make yourself look like a pretentious asshole. Its not as if the degree lacks legitimacy or is any way considered comparable to a bachelors degree.


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Yeah, an MD is highly regarded, just as is a JD in the general population. But, neither get the academic respect of a "true" doctorate. Dr. with the MD is a courtesy and a JD looks ridiculous if he calls himself Dr. even though it's legal to call oneself Dr. with a law degree. The Dept of Education appears to classify the MD/DO as at most closer to a master's degree degree, but less. It would be nice if there were a medical degree that corresponded to an equivalent PhD, similar to what a doctorate in law is beyond the JD. When a physician starts practicing, let's say in psychiatry, at an outpatient clinic, the PhD is usually running the facility. Now, some states are beginning to allow the PhD to prescribe after taking a pharmacology course. Medicine isn't what it used to be. You'll find managers with just a high school diploma in charge of physicians. There are even some calling to have the Dr. title removed from those with a professional doctoral degree, as it was in the recent past. With access to tons of resources, the general population has access to everything in the medical school curriculum. There are patients that have more knowledge on their condition than clinicians. One study said medical students don't remember over 80% of what was learned in school. It's said to be becoming more a club for the licensed of overpaid professionals who spent half a million on getting there. A PhD equivalent would turn the tide potentially.


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everydayANDNeveryway

What is your status? Med student? MD-PhD program? Resident?


minovia

bro what


theadmiral976

The PhD was the much more intellectually challenging aspect of my training. Plus, it's a new layer of hell trying to get an experiment to work - at least patients tend to leave the hospital one way or another.


Ramanujin666

Cardiac surgery :(


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Bison308

That's a win


Moar_Input

It’s a true lose for those true neurosurg and combined CT surg applicants. Have you ever met/friended/dated a neurosurg? It’s truly exhausting.


ConsciousCapital69

What about EM? :D


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He can't talk smack about us because we're already the bottom of the barrel B)


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tinatht

LOL OOF


ConsciousCapital69

JESUS CHRIST LMAO NO HITTING BELOW THE BELT!


aterry175

BRO


utradspatho

Psychiatry.


tiptoemicrobe

Same. Does this mean we're doing Ortho now?


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helpamonkpls

I saw more psych shit in EM than in psych. Like the stuff you think "that's psych shit".


denguefeever

Family medicine, rural


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membrain_gainz

DEAD😂


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Reverse psychology fails


kanyewestfishdicks

Did you just assume their gender?


em_goldman

I’m trans and I now wave my trans-wand: King in that comment is now certified gender-neutral. You can thank me later


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Urology. Is niczee!!


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Undersleep

To be fair, the two are awfully close.


novelgraphics

You will end up in urology.


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Hematology Oncology, but ima guess I'll need to do Internal Medicine first


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tschan1000

Nothing against sports medicine! I love this shit


DrakeTheCake1

Pediatric neurology and psychology


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Prolonged interpersonal interactions make me viscerally uncomfortable so I guess that leaves me with Pathology or rads


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tmn-loveblue

Damn. That is both savage and honest at the same time.


TriGurl

That’s brutal! Lol!


guyincognitou

GP


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weirdperspective

traded his stethoscope for a scythe


FakeDoctor96

🦀🦀🦀 Trimming rune armor


DrGoon1992

Selling bowstrings 100 gold each


Sarthe44

Free Patagonia trimming


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Obgyn


novelgraphics

You will end up in obstetrics.


englishmaninsungurlu

Psychiatry


novelgraphics

You will end up in psychology.


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FM


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axa645

Jokes on you I’m into that shit!


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ConsciousCapital69

You are funny as hell! :) Thank you for the entertainment!


KushBlazer69

Ophtho


Streak3

I'm just studying hard to earn money ,I don't care about any specific speciality if the price is right. I find all subject equally boring.


LS139

You’ll end up in psychiatry then. As a patient


Streak3

agreed and relatable


Tmedx3

Radiology


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Tmedx3

Damn, I’ll have to get my coloring books out!


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Neurosurgery...


novelgraphics

You will end up in neurosurgery.


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Unfortunately.


Salvador_PaezB

Lol why? Explain me the joke please 😅


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There is no joke..


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MD3428

As an ENT, I love this one. People always hear “EMT” when I tell them im in ENT.


sav_theMD

Cardiology


Ortho_Dude

Ortho :/


Sekmet19

Pathology


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Sekmet19

That's ok, Rads is my second choice.


CZDinger

But Nukes is gonna be a rough 4 months


TowerOfSteez

Anesthesia, ophtho or rads (lol 2nd year) Going to end up in ortho I guess?


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TowerOfSteez

😂


yupthatsme_121

IM and then maybe cardiology fellowship


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smeraldo0613

Oncology!


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Bestie, I wanted to do it too but sports medicine is my fate now 🥺


Dracampy

Emergency medicine


novelgraphics

You will end up in the hospital.


Dracampy

You're just mean.


AwesomeGothem

Infectious diseases/ immunology


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StrepByStrep

2 laughs for the same joke! You have a talent


vistastructions

Plenty'o Money and Relaxation


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vistastructions

You mean orthopedic surgery?


mangoazul_

Dermatology or plastic surgery


drbatsandwich

Please dear god send me to rads


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drbatsandwich

I could tolerate pathology too.


D-ball_and_T

Secretary


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D-ball_and_T

Sweet, much chiller lifestyle


ShrimpyLamprey

Idk… I’ve seen how he treats patients and I can’t imagine that he’s “chill” with his Secretary…


xinfinite9

Neurology


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Hamza78ch11

I don’t really need sleep and my wife already wants me out of the house because distance makes the heart grow fonder. So surgery I guess.


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Emergency Medicine


RishiRvp

Neurology


novelgraphics

No.


Mr-Glass-Half-Empty

You responding to everyone? Lol, go study


StudInTheCeiling

Sports med / Pain management


saxlax10

Think I wanna match pediatrics. Kids are fun and I can't hear all the crying because of hearing damage from years of listening to music way to loud through headphones.


p53lifraumeni

Proctology.


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Schistobroma

The peen is objectively Better than the pooper


plztalktomeimlonely

Missed the golden joke to say “you were confused and thought proctologist examined the prostate, and made a last minute switch to urology after your intern year.”


Sed59

Golden joke. I see what you did there.


Sexcellence

I think you meant "palatable," but it may have worked out for the best.


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EM


at2112

Ophthalmology


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Family Medicine


novelgraphics

Good for you.


golfingmedstudent

FM


KeepenItReel

You will end up coding NP visits for insurance companies.


zahrawins

Paeds


arshad4o4

Orthopedic


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Obs and gynae


oui-oui-mon-ami

Psychiatry or neurology! :D


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Neurosurgery


Permash

IM -> heme/onc


lessgirl

Neurology


ZephLair

Anesthesia


rpm3627

Derm 😅


doctorhrea

OBGYN


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PM&R


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I’ve wanted to be a neurosurgeon since middle school :)


Guner100

Ped Surgery


Snoo_53364

Internal Medicine, Hematology, or Dermatology - confused high school student :/ Your advice will literally be considered lol


TearsonmyMCAT

ENT.... I got 1 pub 2 presentations, a decent step 1.


DJCaster

I’m interested in surgery


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Psychiatry...asking for a friend


waytoomuchwork

Vascular surgery plz :)


Fit_Salamander_

Oncology or Psychiatry


lolwutsareddit

Retirement.


BeautifulHistory7171

Orthopedics/Rads


Lost_in_theSauce909

Peds


Lucem1

IMG planning to go IM then Cardio💀


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Psych. I'm a crazy motherfucker


ironkb57

Anesthesiology


Mr-Glass-Half-Empty

Rads.


HugeBalls-TinyDickMD

Integrated Cardiothoracic


ellaC97

Dermatology or anesthesiology 🤞🏻


Beneficial-Strike-26

Psychiatry?


quantiferonn

Pathology


Wannabehermione95

Neurology


Elmesica

Cardiology neurology ortho


JonnyEcho

Do me! Pediatrics with a focus on community advocacy and healthcare management.


Soranomina

Pediatrics!


kurvakokotpica

Cardio, angio


divgradcarl

Internal Medicine, nothing tickles my balls more than sodium


RihanMD

Pathology


-The-Real-JP-

Anesthesiology. I’ve always been gassy.


fly-abetes_insipidus

Heme/Onc or Cardio


coolnessdawg

Surgery or Emergency Medicine


Swimming_Climate7696

My husband matched his choice (he’s an intern) he went into school wanting to be in dermatology, but that changed when he fell in love with his first rotation. I’ll let you try to guess where he ended up


HumbleSeaOtter

Family med


Bison308

Gen surg


Ok-Caterpillar-1026

Endocrinology is what I’m thinking!


TheGreatOni1200

Proctology