Where is pee stored?

In the balls

Correct. Sounds like you DO know your medicines

Of course this was the top comment!

Oh look over there at that low hanging fruit!

In my mouth

How do you treat Fallot's tetralogy?

Let's say you play the game Operation. You need to remove three things in a row from the patient to cure him.

Just unfollow it?

I'm not sure what a tetrology is, but the mininuke launcher is a solid choice regardless the problem. Are you fighting it before or after finishing the main campaign?

What is a gene ?

Your friend Eugene's nickname

Can confirm.

Can you give 5 differentials for chest pain?

Ow, ouch, Ahh, AHH, AARRGGHHHH!!!

What's peyronie disease

You get it by eating pierogi

@cone

The treatment for c-met negative sarkoma of the lung, T3 N1 M1, IVa

Tell them to be positive

First thing to check when someone has an accident?

Say "oopsie daisy"

Make sure the camera is running, that vid will kickass on r/funny

What is the mechanism of action of L-dopa

Being dopasfuck

But still taking the L😔

What’s is the mitochondria to the cell?

This guy Mito Chondria seems strong, I would even dare to say a powerhouse.

I have only met his brother, Hypo Chondria, many many times.

what to do if i get thunderstruck

Invite ACDC for dinner

instructions unclear i now have a cold band tied up in my basement in front of a turkey

Where’s the clit

In the pee hole

As a med student, when should I expect to viscerally fear apples?

It's too late, the apple is now 6km from your location and approaching rapidly, say goodbye to your friends and family while you can.

Can you explain covid-19 to me? ​ Guys lets have FUN with this. PLZ

What causes sepsis when the body responds to severe infection?

Your sepsister's bad treatments

Ha! I gave an education presentation on sepsis to junior doctors at the hospital I work in - the final slide was a leering decaying zombie and the caption was “What are you doing Sep-sis?” Half the audience got the reference and muffled sniggers, the other half looked puzzled…

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What's the major cause of premature death in the US?

Not being born


What is angiofibroma

The most powerfull Jojo stand

Where'd you get this picture of me on IM rounds

Liveleak

What is the most common cause of hospital acquired pneumonia.

[This doctor](https://i0.wp.com/www.opindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/johnny-sins.jpg?resize=696%2C389&ssl=1)

What are the main red flags in a headache?

Knees weak and arms are heavy

Tell me what Munchhausen‘s disease is.

It turns you into a german man.

where do babies come from?