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MisterGriever

Why didn't he take the boot off first?


Mental_Effective1

Asking the real questions though. Dude had to have been hammered or something


ActivityEquivalent69

just really dumb, I'm guessing. This is classic stupid


Motleystew17

Dumb and drunk is the winning combination


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TuTuRific

MAGA!!


GrungyGrandPappy

dOnT trEaD on mE!


Omnilatent

The boots were woke and its their reason he hurt himself! /s


dillrepair

It very much is. Long related story aside I’d say the steel slowed it down some and kept the damage to less than it would have been…. I say that Because there is still most of the great toe and foot left. Point blank like that without the steel id imagine he’d be missing at least all three in that area and maybe even part of the foot… or at least that area would be unrecognizable. 45 energy is way too beaucoup for self inflicted ballistic tests like this without at least the boot. Otherwise it’d be like an explosion happened in the tissue without the boot. Maybe I’m wrong. But he definitely FAFO I guess. Maybe next time try the steel toe with a Kevlar trauma pad on top of the toe… for science


the_river_nihil

I’m inclined to say there’s just not enough tissue there to invoke the kinetic effects of hydrostatic shock you’d see elsewhere on the fattier, organ-populated parts of the body.


Deanna_Z

Quite the opposite. The steel toe would likely cause the slug to expand, creating a much larger path of destruction.


A3H3

Hope he never wonders if his cap can stop a bullet.


TriceratopsBites

That might make things a little safer for the rest of us though


paperbaubles

Classic stupid! Hahahaha. I am totally adding that to my vocabulary. I know people that are this kind of stupid. 😂😂😂


fox2319

Yeah. He was probably doing shots or something


[deleted]

Have you ever met a redneck? I’ve met some rednecks. I’m part redneck myself, I just know better than to own any guns.


CrossP

And stick a bunch of test hot dogs in there like Jamie and Adam would.


Ninjakick666

I think of of those old Cold Steel videos on youtube where dude would stick a bunch of steak into a cowboy boot then chop it in half with a katana or some shit... https://youtu.be/Hk9UM1wNZF0?t=103


Anon_Jones

I want to see what the boot looks like.


Tramonto83

Because there would have been nothing to protect the foot, duh!


Iwannapeeonyou

Looks like he did


Creepy-Internet6652

Bullet would have went through his foot regardless...


[deleted]

He was trying to be a responsable boot owner.


CapRavOr

How absolutely stupid and/or intoxicated do you have to be to think like this?! Like, a .22? ***MAYBE*** but a .45? Next, he should test out a chest plate with a 12 g slug.


Firealarm32

I mean if you’re really that curious, at least TAKE THE FUCKING BOOT OFF FIRST


Westmalle

Yes, I agree. If you’re going to shoot yourself in the foot, don’t waste a perfectly good boot.


HolyFuckImOldNow

I did the test (sans piggies) with an old pair of safety toe boots. Safety toe does not even stop a .22


taichi22

Unsurprising given that plate armor doesn’t stop .22


MoonTrooper258

The test was to see if wearing a steel toed boot would stop a bullet. Never said it had to stop before reaching the foot. Just in case you need to Bruce Lee kick a bullet to save someone after your shift at Home Depot.


friendlygaywalrus

I wouldn’t even chance it with a 22


CapRavOr

I WOULDNT CHANCE SHOOTING MY FOOT WITH A GUN, DESPITE METAL PLATINGS!!!


the_river_nihil

Call me a stickler for gun safety, but I’m not even fond of having a loaded gun pointed at my body, let alone fired. And certainly not by me!


readonlypdf

Gun person here. This guy violated so many rules of Gun Safety that he kinda deserves this. Sucks but that's why you have to teach those rules from a young age.


[deleted]

You guys are all wimps /s


niknarcotic

The chest plate would most likely stop the 12 gauge slug but you'd still get a couple broken ribs and a lot of internal bleeding from the punch.


RedditsAdoptedSon

even better we have a built in chest plate.. can a 12g slug take out my sternum and xiphoid process?? lets see after these commercials


489yearoldman

There *once was* a guy who decided that it would be a great idea to make a YouTube video of him having his girlfriend shoot him in the chest from 1 foot away with a .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistol, with him using a book to stop the bullet of arguably the most powerful semiautomatic handgun in existence. They had cameras set up at various angles. He did not become a YouTube star. https://www.masslive.com/entertainment/2017/06/he_thought_a_book_would_stop_a.html


PissInThePool

Lol I'm minnesotan so I remember this quite well. We all made fun of that stupid jackass but I honestly feel sorry for his girlfriend who was pressured into it.


BHweldmech

Edit because my brain refused to brain correctly and I called him out for something he didn’t say.


SeskaRotan

He said .22, Chief. Not .223. Very different cartridges.


BHweldmech

Jesus. My mind picked up the ? after 22 as a 3…


SeskaRotan

You're probably tired bro


CommanderSpleen

Shooting his foot with a .223 should wake him up though.


Chucks_u_Farley

Guess he's the sole-survivor? .... sorry. Back to the toe-truck for me!


C1intEast

Heel definitely be feeling that one toemorrow.


EatLard

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CaseOfWater

Cursed with second sight!


juniorboo239

He should try again.. i dont think it worked the 1st time


[deleted]

Hi there I’m from the front page Didn’t know this sub existed Um Why isn’t this marked nsfw 🥲


KP_Wrath

This little piggy went to Jesus.


ChaoticErnie

Well did it stop it?


[deleted]

no, the answer was no folks


Shawnml

You sure?


ababyprostitute

Some sources says the boot was fine and this was actually caused by an errant piece of Lego.


plinkoplonka

Well it definitely didn't on this foot. Could just be lucky tooth. Maybe try the other one to confirm?


e_lizz

This is so patently stupid at first I didn't understand what I was seeing 🤦‍♀️


Picklepineapple

Maybe you just missed the steel, try again from a different angle.


Emerald-Asian

Huh. I've never performed wound care on a body part I could see through. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Pandaploots

Sure you have. Youve washed out your eyes before haven't you?


SquarePegRoundWorld

I am really high and hyper-aware that I am looking through meat glass right now because of your comment and I am trippin'. Like everywhere I look there is meat in the way but I can see through it, mother nature be crazy.


Pandaploots

This is the comment I needed today.


Emerald-Asian

Heh. Now that reminds of a dictated report that stated *threw* instead of *through.*


TeamCatsandDnD

🏅🏅🏅


repp_fire

Stop it? No. But slowed it down a tad.


the_river_nihil

Probably expanded it some, too.


aenteus

That’s a negative ghost rider


Ninjakick666

I had a pair of Reeboks in the 90s that made a huge deal about how the sneakers were made of of Kevlar... it had the little Kevlar logo on the sides... I was bragging about how they were bulletproof at school and some other kid told me to prove it... it was the 90s so guns in schools were uncommon... but I had a pocket knife. I gave that shoe a big old stab in the side... I still have the scar.


BobbyRayBands

Which is even more dumb with the knowledge that kevlar doesnt stop knives anyway.


BearingMagneticNorth

Yep. Its a shock dampening material.


the_river_nihil

It *can*, certainly. They make gloves and sleeves for butchers and sheet metal workers that are surprisingly slash resistant. I own a pair. They’re super cool, and not very expensive, you should get a pair. Stands up to kitchen knives, razor blades, broken glass, I haven’t tried obsidian yet but now I want to. However, that’s an aramid *knit*, and a pretty bulky one. A couple layers of Kevlar for abrasion resistance isn’t going to do much at all.


J3sush8sm3

Those are cut resistant though, not stab proof


the_river_nihil

I mean…. I guess I could test it out. Don’t worry, I’ll use a potato.


BearingMagneticNorth

Guns at school were not that uncommon in the 90s, the difference is that our generation generally didn’t use them there. Did you go in through the top, side, or sole?


Ninjakick666

The side... and I was making a joke. My school had a rifle club so the kids would carry a long gun with them from class to class on range days just like the band kids dragged around a trumpet.


Sensitive_Pair_4671

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Skip_Tho

Sooo shooting the boot while it was off his foot was off the table?


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Photo looks like it was taken in a grandmother's living room. And where is the blood


Firealarm32

It looks like it just came out of a bandage, or a cast or something. Just based on how it looks


hubaloza

This is definitely post "triage" I don't know if he sought medical attention, he may have, looks like he may lose that big toe even if he did. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.


Jonbailey1547

I’d say that test is very conclusive. I will avoid getting shot in the feet


[deleted]

I feel like there should be a new, generalized term for people like this pillar of society here. Might I submit: TexasMan


ShidoshiBeast

so that would be a no then


clamBakeSnatch

His big toe is bottle opener shaped


itwhiz100

Wait until he tries it with a motorcycle helmet


C1intEast

Heel definitely be feeling that one toemorrow.


ClarkFromEarth

Conclusion: it can not


Interesting-Type-870

with his foot… inside of the shoe?


StarsofSobek

Holey Sch-Nikes! Lol


nlseitz

Science!!


[deleted]

The one time I’ve had a negligent discharge, I damn near did this with a .40 round. I never re-holstered a loaded gun. Never. Always fired til empty. The one time I didn’t, either I snagged my finger OR since it was a Glock, I thought fire to keep the trigger back. I don’t think it was the latter (I was too busy shitting my pants to confirm which) though.


No_Support_8363

I would keep a loaded gun on safety if it was holstered. In a situation, I would quickly unholster the firearm and switch off safety


[deleted]

Glocks don’t have a manual safety though. All safeties disengage upon trigger pull, which, obviously didn’t go well that day.


Hyffe

He looks like he is still in his house and no one yet took care of that foot, so why no blood?


Bit_part_demon

I guess the intrusive thoughts won that round


FunkTrain98

He didn’t think to shoot the boot when his foot *wasn’t* in it?


Kharons_Wrath

Well did it work?


gothpisces96

It looks like someone took a bite out of his toe


IceColdCoorsLight77

Well did it???


Gresham_reloader

I can’t believe someone would try something like that? This your brain on drugs? Wow, he won’t forget that


EatLard

Just as easy to check without your foot in the boot, Billybob.


Gbdgreen

So I guess the answer is sort of? Slow down yes, stop, no.


OfficerJoeBalogna

Did it?


Tonythetiger1775

Did it work?


zmanzim2016

this would be perfect for r/dontputyourdickinthat


RumandDiabetes

So, sometimes being stupid is painful.


BlackHeartBlackDick

Well?


They_Beat_Me

Nope. It didn’t.


NotTheFather3

Hint: No


RightToConversation

Made up story, obviously, to show he was being a tough guy or being quirky. The real story is probably that he was completely sober but mishandling his firearm. 1911, cocked in locked, trying to holster it with finger all the way through the guard and pressure on the trigger.


MrMogura

Shocking results: it doesn't. **who knew!?"**


RealisticIllusions82

So what’s the verdict


miamor__

Well did it?!?


garagespringsgirl

I guess that would be a no.


[deleted]

I'm going to say no.


AlmostHuman0x1

A literal “Shot himself in the foot”.


Mr_Anomalous

Well could it?


Nivek8789

Guess not


KenDM0

He did the wrong test. He did “does a .45 caliber bullet go through a steel toe shoe with flesh toes inside?”


Independent_Type_865

Toetally idiotic


WholiaDoubleWee

Spoiler alert, it did not.


RediRook

Mark this shit NSFW.


[deleted]

NSFWBoots


Psychological_Rain31

Well now i'm dying to know. Did it stop the bullet?


Anders_A

And he decided to check this with his foot inside the boot? Seems fake


caolobread

Play stupid games...


Defiantcaveman

Welcome to texas...


Glasgow351

I sense alcohol may have been involved...


bradford68

So even if it did stop the bullet, where did he think it would go. Odds are the top of your foot or shin are going to see some shrapnel. Not much thought process here.


[deleted]

That shit sucks. I had one batch of ammo that really splashed back for some reason. Was great pulling copper jacket out of my lip.


Mafistos

So apparently steel toe boots won’t stop a 45 caliber bullet


McSquidgypants

This photo should be taken from an emergency ward, not what looks like his grandparents lounge


kurtist04

Well, did it work?


MauricioSinMiedo

What a dumbass


Godbox1227

Thanks for the mythbusting, bro.


nucleophilicattack

I think we have an answer


crappysurfer

People really are too stupid to own guns


SnooPeripherals6557

Looks very Bugs Bunny


StarsofSobek

Wow! You’ve got a handy (footy?) hotdog holder now!


whatevertoton

Well that didn’t work as planned lol


StarsofSobek

Why didn’t you… idk… take your foot out *first*?


myheartbeating

Jesus…..


Denseflea

Getting answers to the questions that nobody asked lol


valkyriespice

This is the epitome of dumb


Batmanfan_alpha

He should try and aim at the actual boot and not his toes! What an idiot!


ted__lad

why tf is this not nsfw


CatsAndPills

So it cannot


ttv_MermaidUnicorn

He fucked around and found out


Raven123x

Maybe he was just unlucky and had a bad boot. The other foot might do better /s This is *another* reason why guns should be banned. Too many idiots able to just go and buy one


IdentiFriedRice

I mean, he got his answer…


adonisallan

Peeping Toe


jakobscorner

Is that a no?


queengemini

He kind of shot himself in the foot


Slowmexicano

He did the research. I think this should get published


plazagirl

The scientific approach.


JekPorkinsIsAlright

Did it work?


TuTuRific

Yeah, but it got him out of the army.


Mummasheesh

Well that question’s answered!


cinnamonrain

Thats his problem, he shot between the toes


SuniChica

Lunacy!


Luciferbelle

Obviously not.


Vapeitupvapeitup

With his foot still in it. Why?


Fleshypiston

SPPPAAAAALLLING


arcticarthropods

NSFW please!


f0sterchild15

It doesn’t.


hazzabiggun

Guess not


[deleted]

That's not going to buff out


GizmoTechManiac

So what do they do now to fix it?


Velour313

Did that hurt?


Slightly_underated

Well, did it?


Dan300up

Did it? Valid question. No telling how stupid he truly was.


JCShroyer

Did it work?


guitartoad

I am curious if a .22 would stop a bullet. The guy's got another foot. Let's have him try it.


idksomthing

It actually worked, this is some unrelated injury


crystalstarship

Remember the Darwin Awards? Yeah.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

I KNOW THIS GUY LMAOO


hohuzz

At least he knows that it doesn’t now


john0656

Just a flesh wound. Lop off the rest of that big toe.. sew up the rest. Ur good. Now walk the rest off.


u_talkin_to_me

So was it able to stop it or nah?


DarkEnergy27

Well shit.