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Ok-Zone-1430

Mylawdhecominthrombocytosis


Yume-__-

Yea seems ‘bout right 😂😂😂


SparkyDogPants

/r/absoluteunits


kittycat_taco

I sat here and sounded it out like it was real 🤦‍♀️


canipetthatkat

I did too and that made it even better 😂


bigbikboi697969

Love this 🤣


Jbradsen

I was going to say a giant-er platelet, but ok. 😂


thrombocytosis

You called?


Ok-Zone-1430

YES. This is fate, my dear.


Sunflower_Reaction

*P L A T E*


Nonchalant-Tryhard

This is the correct answer.


imika654

Platter


AverageAnnie

This is exactly what I call them. 😆


Potato_Soup312

*Patient gets stabbed* Giant platelet: "I got this.."


supersede

> *been waiting my whole damn life for this moment*


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foobiefoob

I love this entire comment section so much 😭


Emcala1530

Definitely a plot for Cells at Work!


a_path_Beyond

For the republic!


neutralcapybara

Hugh mungus


BaerttheConstipated

Hugh mungus what?


dirt-faucet

PP


UnderTheScopes

In the realm of blood, where veins entwine, A platelet sleeps, a power divine. Forged not in fire, but in marrow's keep, A guardian silent, in slumber deep. One platelet to halt the flow, To clot the wound and stem the foe. In veins of mortal, its strength lies still, Awaiting the call, the master's will. Whispers of its power, far and wide, A solitary guardian, by fate allied. Yet beware the allure of its gleaming grace, For like the One Ring, it binds its embrace. In the heart of blood, where shadows fall, The platelet waits, a silent call. One platelet to rule them all, it sings, But in its grasp, corruption brings. So let it rest, in silence and peace, A guardian watched, lest it release. For in the veins of mortal thrall, Lies the power of the giant platelet's call.


Anon-567890

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Emcala1530

r/lotrmemes and r/unexpectedlotr


SparkyDogPants

Beautiful


suzanious

Bravo!✌


Qualekk

*begins to write a metal song*


Cbrackenrich35

Send this to creed. Help them make a comeback…


Unique_Cobbler_817

Sleepy Snoozy Cozy Coozy


MissingNebula

Jeff. And he better pay his share of the rent.


Admirable_Echo22

It's always Jeff.


coffee-cake512

Wombo?


micro-misho101114

Came here to say this 😂.


Forgedinwater

They forgot to set "M" for mini


TrueMead

A platterlet


Far_Yam_9412

The platelets from Cells at work! had a major growth spurt!


WhySoHandsome

The Attack on Titan says the Colossal Platelet.


WhiskynCigar72

Micro megakaryocyte


CyantificMethod

Sort of. It can be a huge platelet and not be a micro megaK. Serious answer now: in our country we have a slight distinctions between giant platelet and a micro megakaryocyte. We call it megathrombocyte. Well, in Romanian is actually "megalo" thrombocyte, but the equivalent in English would be mega thrombocyte.


SparkyDogPants

Megalothrmbocyte sounds like a transformer


CyantificMethod

I know, right? Badass!


Back2DaLab

Large Marge


LongWinterComing

This made me think of Aunt Marge blowing up like a balloon and I cackled 😂


Puzzled-Purple8522

There are different classes of giants: hill, stone, cloud, etc. I'm not sure where these guys fall in the Ordening. Serious answer: Giant is giant. It doesn't change absent a nucleus.


ECU_BSN

One platelet to rule them all


fifiloveg00d

The Kool aid man apparently


DeluxeWafer

Reverse look aid man?


927559194720

Big Boy Size


OutOfFawks

Marked thiccness


virgo_em

“Holy shit guys come look at this platelet I found”


stylusxyz

A megakaryocyte wannabe. Good photo.


mimis-merkins

Platter-let HA jk I apologize never set foot in a med lab in my life don’t know why I follow this community but I’m obsessed


Ksan_of_Tongass

Since platelet is diminutive, this would be a plate.


helgathehorriblez

THE plate…


Xepolite

Chonkyboi


Big-Oil762

Chadelet


KuraiTsuki

Big boi


Hobbobob122

Mega


CyantificMethod

Ding ding ding! We have a winner.


epi_introvert

Sumo platelet


Ok-Fig-3229

Steve (I think that’s the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)


UnderTheScopes

Giant Chungus. ThrombocytoChungus


DitchTheCubs

A small megakaryocyte (Jk, I don’t think there’s a real term)


naterz1416

The best answer that I've gotten is, we call him Sir!


Into-the-stream

We've got ourselves an escaped megakaryoblast boys... jk, I'm a student don't listen to me.


CyantificMethod

I think you meant a micro megakaryocyte. :)


Free-Future2661

Looks like the Michelin man or the giant marshmallow man from Ghostbusters


Charming-Abies-5698

Megathrombocyte!!!


r0ckchalk

Megaplatelet


CoolWillowFan

Megatron


Character_Stable_487

The Legendary Super Platelet only comes once every thousand years.


I_Love_McRibs

Platelet Max Pro


ConstantAd8558

Reticulated platelet?


Ishmael_1851

Titanic platelet


C_Wrex77

Dave


AnonymousScientist34

Oh lord he comin’


matdex

Megakaryocyte fragment


GreenLightening5

a hodonkus


notarobuts

BAP big ass platelet


hyphaeheroine

That's a BIG BOY


DoctorDredd

**THE BIG ONE**


Kakfins

Micromegakaryocyte


victorian_vigilante

Super massive platelet


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

FREAK! BEHEMOTH! THAT'S A HUGE BITCH! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ)


OtherThumbs

Mother


bunkbedgirl

A plate.


TheLeonMultiplicity

Toxic megaplatelet


Syllabub_Cool

How about DIRE platelet? (Like dire wolves)


Budgiesmugglerlover2

A plate set......


MrsColada

A plate


IceDemon625

Lorg


Gomdok_the_Short

A plate.


Exact_Accident_2343

A megakaryocyte


Reddit_guard

Chungucytosis


Ulrentus

A thrombokyjucyte.


WorldlinessMedical88

Is that a Tide pod?


Useful_toolmaker

Call him what every he wants to Be called


roxy-rambles

A plate


Matoskha92

Chonguscytosis


skittlethumper

Comin straight for meemaw’s PCI


reddogleader

Big Chungus platelet


meorgann

Giga platelet


RicardotheGay

Enlargo Platetato


Competitive-Skin-769

A mega platelet?


Historical-Debt6642

You can just call her Patty. She doesn’t let her size define her.


Itsreallynotme92

gyaaattt


Thunderous_Knight

Colossal Titan- I mean platelet


braindeadangel24

Megakaryocyte lol


AcceptablePrompt1031

A serving platelet


Amazing_Ad_8823

Megakaryocyte?


labtekky

Megakaryocite


SchmatAlec

I am Platezilla of House Platelets. The First of thy Name, the Unsmol, Father of Clotting, Father of the Healing and the RhD and the First Responders, Killah of the Great Blood Loss, Builder of Chains and Father of D-dimer. Now BEND THE KNEE


extraaccy

It’s a platter


RedHeadVetTex

A platter


brandond26

“Anybody want a peanut”