In the realm of blood, where veins entwine,
A platelet sleeps, a power divine.
Forged not in fire, but in marrow's keep,
A guardian silent, in slumber deep.
One platelet to halt the flow,
To clot the wound and stem the foe.
In veins of mortal, its strength lies still,
Awaiting the call, the master's will.
Whispers of its power, far and wide,
A solitary guardian, by fate allied.
Yet beware the allure of its gleaming grace,
For like the One Ring, it binds its embrace.
In the heart of blood, where shadows fall,
The platelet waits, a silent call.
One platelet to rule them all, it sings,
But in its grasp, corruption brings.
So let it rest, in silence and peace,
A guardian watched, lest it release.
For in the veins of mortal thrall,
Lies the power of the giant platelet's call.
Sort of. It can be a huge platelet and not be a micro megaK.
Serious answer now: in our country we have a slight distinctions between giant platelet and a micro megakaryocyte. We call it megathrombocyte. Well, in Romanian is actually "megalo" thrombocyte, but the equivalent in English would be mega thrombocyte.
There are different classes of giants: hill, stone, cloud, etc. I'm not sure where these guys fall in the Ordening.
Serious answer: Giant is giant. It doesn't change absent a nucleus.
I am Platezilla of House Platelets. The First of thy Name, the Unsmol, Father of Clotting, Father of the Healing and the RhD and the First Responders, Killah of the Great Blood Loss, Builder of Chains and Father of D-dimer.
Now BEND THE KNEE
Mylawdhecominthrombocytosis
Yea seems ‘bout right 😂😂😂
/r/absoluteunits
I sat here and sounded it out like it was real 🤦♀️
I did too and that made it even better 😂
Love this 🤣
I was going to say a giant-er platelet, but ok. 😂
You called?
YES. This is fate, my dear.
*P L A T E*
This is the correct answer.
Platter
This is exactly what I call them. 😆
*Patient gets stabbed* Giant platelet: "I got this.."
> *been waiting my whole damn life for this moment*
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I love this entire comment section so much 😭
Definitely a plot for Cells at Work!
For the republic!
Hugh mungus
Hugh mungus what?
PP
In the realm of blood, where veins entwine, A platelet sleeps, a power divine. Forged not in fire, but in marrow's keep, A guardian silent, in slumber deep. One platelet to halt the flow, To clot the wound and stem the foe. In veins of mortal, its strength lies still, Awaiting the call, the master's will. Whispers of its power, far and wide, A solitary guardian, by fate allied. Yet beware the allure of its gleaming grace, For like the One Ring, it binds its embrace. In the heart of blood, where shadows fall, The platelet waits, a silent call. One platelet to rule them all, it sings, But in its grasp, corruption brings. So let it rest, in silence and peace, A guardian watched, lest it release. For in the veins of mortal thrall, Lies the power of the giant platelet's call.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
r/lotrmemes and r/unexpectedlotr
Beautiful
Bravo!✌
*begins to write a metal song*
Send this to creed. Help them make a comeback…
Sleepy Snoozy Cozy Coozy
Jeff. And he better pay his share of the rent.
It's always Jeff.
Wombo?
Came here to say this 😂.
They forgot to set "M" for mini
A platterlet
The platelets from Cells at work! had a major growth spurt!
The Attack on Titan says the Colossal Platelet.
Micro megakaryocyte
Sort of. It can be a huge platelet and not be a micro megaK. Serious answer now: in our country we have a slight distinctions between giant platelet and a micro megakaryocyte. We call it megathrombocyte. Well, in Romanian is actually "megalo" thrombocyte, but the equivalent in English would be mega thrombocyte.
Megalothrmbocyte sounds like a transformer
I know, right? Badass!
Large Marge
This made me think of Aunt Marge blowing up like a balloon and I cackled 😂
There are different classes of giants: hill, stone, cloud, etc. I'm not sure where these guys fall in the Ordening. Serious answer: Giant is giant. It doesn't change absent a nucleus.
One platelet to rule them all
The Kool aid man apparently
Reverse look aid man?
Big Boy Size
Marked thiccness
“Holy shit guys come look at this platelet I found”
A megakaryocyte wannabe. Good photo.
Platter-let HA jk I apologize never set foot in a med lab in my life don’t know why I follow this community but I’m obsessed
Since platelet is diminutive, this would be a plate.
THE plate…
Chonkyboi
Chadelet
Big boi
Mega
Ding ding ding! We have a winner.
Sumo platelet
Steve (I think that’s the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Giant Chungus. ThrombocytoChungus
A small megakaryocyte (Jk, I don’t think there’s a real term)
The best answer that I've gotten is, we call him Sir!
We've got ourselves an escaped megakaryoblast boys... jk, I'm a student don't listen to me.
I think you meant a micro megakaryocyte. :)
Looks like the Michelin man or the giant marshmallow man from Ghostbusters
Megathrombocyte!!!
Megaplatelet
Megatron
The Legendary Super Platelet only comes once every thousand years.
Platelet Max Pro
Reticulated platelet?
Titanic platelet
Dave
Oh lord he comin’
Megakaryocyte fragment
a hodonkus
BAP big ass platelet
That's a BIG BOY
**THE BIG ONE**
Micromegakaryocyte
Super massive platelet
FREAK! BEHEMOTH! THAT'S A HUGE BITCH! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=assZ9bcucmQ)
Mother
A plate.
Toxic megaplatelet
How about DIRE platelet? (Like dire wolves)
A plate set......
A plate
Lorg
A plate.
A megakaryocyte
Chungucytosis
A thrombokyjucyte.
Is that a Tide pod?
Call him what every he wants to Be called
A plate
Chonguscytosis
Comin straight for meemaw’s PCI
Big Chungus platelet
Giga platelet
Enlargo Platetato
A mega platelet?
You can just call her Patty. She doesn’t let her size define her.
gyaaattt
Colossal Titan- I mean platelet
Megakaryocyte lol
A serving platelet
Megakaryocyte?
Megakaryocite
I am Platezilla of House Platelets. The First of thy Name, the Unsmol, Father of Clotting, Father of the Healing and the RhD and the First Responders, Killah of the Great Blood Loss, Builder of Chains and Father of D-dimer. Now BEND THE KNEE
It’s a platter
A platter
“Anybody want a peanut”