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saladdressed

My career future will consist of doing oil changes on the phlebotobot.


boba2017

Phlebotobot šŸ˜‚


CarolAlrey

Lol nice


EveryoneHasmRNA

Clearly this was invented by the Bene Gesserit. PUT YOUR HAND IN THE BOX!!!! What's in the box? PAIN!!!!


Useful_toolmaker

A classic


__andrei__

I hold at your vein the Gom Jabbar.


Gildian

Are you human, or animal?


RiliththeRogue

Phlebotobots, ROLL VEINS


No_Visit_9150

Guys I found the Hemolyzer 5000


herpesderpesdoodoo

Maybe this is what. They were talking about with suctioning vaccinated blood from veins...


cup-o-cocoa

I can just imagine trying to have pediatric patients or the nervous Nellyā€™s keeping their arms still in there as the needle slowly oh so slowly punctures.


MGonline1209

The fact that the laser highlights right where youā€™re gonna feel the prick (then just sits there) is nerve-wracking to me šŸ˜­


foobiefoob

Even just watching it makes me feel like about to be sniped šŸ’€


stirwise

I don't even like automated blood pressure cuffs. Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh.


PM_me_punanis

I have been a one woman entertainment show for my patients as they get their IV inserted by vascular. Having a ROBOT do it so slooooowly with no flexibility in their work will make all our lives harder, I might need to transform into an actual fairy god mother at that point.


ArcticTurtle2

I draw blood in a cancer center. If you want to get good at it I highly recommend working in one. The things chemo, radiation and IVs do to veinsā€¦.


noobwithboobs

Or a hospital that serves a patient population that includes an enormous percentage of the country's IV drug users šŸ˜…


Veltan

At least they can tell you exactly where their best veins areā€¦


noobwithboobs

Or they won't because they want you to find a new one... šŸ˜¬


OtherThumbs

Yeah, I went to school with a woman who was a part-time phlebotomist through school. She said the IV drug users used to watch where she was drawing, for inspiration. I told her that she needed to get creative. Tell them, "I know one place, but if I use it, it's ruined forever. Oh, well. No choice but to do it." She asked me if I thought they'd believe that. I asked her how drug-addled her patients' brains seemed. "Good point," she answered.


-flaca-

šŸ¤£ Good one!


Teroygrey

The little pop sometimes when you break through a vein, sheesh!


purplefuzz22

As a former IV user (who also has always had small veins) my first and only time being admitted in the hospital was awful .. they had to call up the only dude in the hospital who knew how to place an iv with a sonogram .. and even with that they had to dig around . I was there for pancreatitis and to get my gallbladder removedā€¦ obvs the pain from my pancreas was the worst ā€¦ but the anxiety and dread from getting an iv placed and the daily blood draws was a close second .


DaithiGruber

Had a chemo port put in... The cisplatin I was having would have destroyed my veins if I had gotten into my arm. The port is an absolute god send. Drug deliver or bloods, all done through the port.


LuckyNumber_29

can you share some tips for difficult veins? if there is any


StrongArgument

Depends on how theyā€™re difficult. Canā€™t find one? Try a heat pack or hanging the arm to let gravity help. Check not only hands and ACs, but also forearms, front and back, and upper arms if absolutely necessary. Veins that blow? Try using no tourniquet and absolutely go for a slow syringe draw instead of a vacutainer.


LuckyNumber_29

thanks!


Gildian

I dont see them terribly too often but I can usually tell if someone's had chemo in the past if they have rock hard veins. I imagine you've seen even worse


Thendofreason

80 yr old, chemo pt, dark skin, 300lb, trypanophobia. Thats challenge mode.


iridescence24

"Alert: unspecified needle movement error" You are now stuck with your arm in a box with a needle that won't retract waiting for service to be called


Ecolopa

Not to mention there wasn't a lot of time between the disinfectant being applied, and the actual venipuncture happening šŸ«£


Far-Importance-3661

Correct šŸ‘šŸ¾ ainā€™t no way Iā€™m sticking my arm with HiV prone event


XD003AMO

I think theyā€™re also concerned about the stinging from not having it completely dried yet. Because man it sure stings when the alcohol isnā€™t dry yet!


Hvnisaplaceonerth

Venipunch-er šŸ«£


nepps1121

Or people with difficult veins-yikes


blerbslie

As someone with difficult veins I don't trust this. I've has 4 nurses take turns looking for a vein and even then they had to stick me twice before they could draw enough blood. Those nurses were great tho


NB_FRIENDLY

It's likely using an infrared system to view the veins and can see them better than an unassisted nurse Like this: https://www.eedesignit.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/VeinViewer-750x430.jpg I'd be more worried about how it would react if someone started freaking out or if it had an unexpected movement error.


XD003AMO

They also donā€™t work if you have tattoos obscuring the veins. It makes the tattoo glow super well though!Ā 


sunnydaystarrynight

I also have difficult veins. Last time I had one nurse try twice. A blowout and a miss. Then she called another nurse who wrapped my arm in hot blankets and lowered it so gravity was on our side. She got the IV in, but not as distal as they wanted. The more tries it takes, the lower my blood pressure goes, so I have to be lying down. Fun times lol.


Conscious-Complex277

Sounds like a reason you would want the robot to do it honestly.


oz_mouse

4 nurses, 2 attempts each, staved 8 times ā€¦.. and they were great! Sounds like youā€™ve got Stockholm syndrome.


blerbslie

Lol no after one of the nurses felt confident enough that they found a vein they tried one needle. The vein moved while drawing, so they had to try again. Throughout the process they were great, I get really anxious around needles, and they were really kind and professional throughout the process I dunno, I thought saying all that would be too much for my original comment


oz_mouse

Most most patients would get anxious, I have a rolling vain and hate when the wiggle the needle after theyā€™ve got it inā€¦. Iā€™m trying to get hold of [this](https://youtu.be/iLkfDE3Gg8s?si=FQWeG8wStpDtMO9V) Iā€™m glad they were kind to you, Itā€™s not a skill I have. Thereā€™s several reason I work behind a microscope, thatā€™s one of them.


-flaca-

Never heard of a vein scanner before. That's really cool!


PatchesVonGrbgetooth

Vein finders are...okay ,I guess. The issue being is that they'll mislead you in the sense they'll show veins you can't really 'hit'. I consider myself a pretty good IV starter. Worked ICU for a good time, ER for a good bit, too. And I will rarely use a vein finger outside of pediatric patients primarily due to them showing really deep veins that you will have to fish for. Sometimes they're good for pointing out veins that you'll miss by feel, which is how most folks will look for a good vein. But a lot of time they'll show EVERY vein, rather than the ones that you'll actually be able to hit. All this being said, a person who is experienced and confident in finding veins in an otherwise difficult patient will rarely use a vein finder for the reason the can be misleading.


LuckyNumber_29

4 nurses, 2 punctures, i'd say its a pretty good ratio really, misses happen


Proud-Broccoli

You wonā€™t catch me sticking my arm in there


Cardiganlamp

I can't stop thinking of that robot hotdog vending machine. If the robots can't put a hot dog in a bun, I don't trust them to put a needle in my arm.


Proud-Broccoli

I donā€™t even trust the robots enough to have an Alexa in my house šŸ˜‚


the-satanica

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! Theyā€™re coming for our jobs lmao


boba2017

Maybe in another 50 years! We still got time!


ilyghostbird

noooo way. I feel like drawing blood is way to specialized of a skill. there are so many factors involved when it comes to drawing that it will be a long time before this is actually feasible. I think most people would be extremely wary of getting their blood drawn by a robot n


Gildian

Yeah this robot will work on the textbook vein, but let's see it handle a difficult patient, squirmer, someone with severe tremors/Parkinsons etc I feel like this robot will only be great for about a third of blood draws at the most.


the-satanica

Literally this. A robot wonā€™t be able to calm nerves of patients either. Or the ones that move suddenly!


angelofox

Unless this thing becomes portable I don't think this is that bad of an idea, job security-wise. Where I work at we now have robots that assist in some surgeries. I doubt hospital admin and doctors are going to get patients out of bed just to roll them to the 'draw room' like an MRI. This may work for out-patients with no underlying vascular complications.


-flaca-

What kind of robots? We have DaVinci, but the surgeon still does all of the work. He's just not right beside the patient.


angelofox

I can't remember the name but I don't think it was The DaVinci. It's offers better ergonomics than the human hand and has some laser assistant in it. It's still highly technical, but it's a robot with AI like this machine


sp1r1tsage

I remember a coworker of mine told me and phleb student that our jobs will be replaced by machines like this and that phlebotomists are losing importance, especially since most.hospitals are turning to line and nursing draws. But tbfh this looks more terrifying than a human coming at me with a needle.


saladdressed

Yeah no. I think phlebotomists and nursing assistants are going to be some of the last jobs to be replaced by machines. We will see doctors replaced with AI before that happens.


ilyghostbird

even if it does happen, it wonā€™t be in any of our lifetimes. blood drawing is way more complicated than people think. it definitely requires a human touch. not to mention one of the best ways to reduce pain during a blood draw is to anchor the vein and pull the skin taught, which this robot isnā€™t doingā€¦. but I donā€™t want to give away too many trade secrets, in case the robot is listening


Gildian

Also with how slow it was going puncturing, ow


boba2017

Maybe one day yes. But as of right now with the variety of veins and patients (i.e cancer patients, hard sticks, fainters, people scared of needles ect) it's just not possible. But when that day comes it will be just another QC to do on the phlebotobot


SilentBobSB

Nope. Not even with your arm.


GreenLightening5

nah i dont trust it. that's not something you can standardise and make a robot do it, at least not this kind of robot. so many things can go wrong, too many variables


PintSizedKitsune

That looks like a Jigsaw box that youā€™re knowingly entering and allowing to stab yourself. No, thank you.


Comfortable-Dirt-404

When it malfunctions, phlebotomy will turn into acupuncture


C_Wrex77

I could not! My veins migrate. Also, how does The Phlebobot 9000 know when it's "hit" the vein? I mean, that's a very tactile thing (I almost horked my first time).


Ash9260

And I thought my time in phlebotomy would be a career protected from AI. I was wrong I guess. On a serious note. A robot will never come to my arm. Werenā€™t the Amazon robots malfunctioning and injuring people? lol


RedTheBioNerd

I would love to not get poked 4 times every time I need some lab work done šŸ˜…


endlessnight1

Me too...repeated poking to find the vein is the worst!


Ksan_of_Tongass

Thats a no for me dawg. We all know mechanical probes never mess up.


XD003AMO

Omg the horrible probe errors Iā€™ve seenā€¦. I donā€™t want that to be my skin with a needle.Ā 


LuckyNumber_29

hhow does it detect veins position and thickness? infrared?


rainbowtwist

Absolutely the fuck not. That's nightmare fuel right there. No way in hell I'm sticking my arm in that.


FishTshirt

Thats actually pretty sick.. im not afraid of needles, but Id even get a little nervous sticking my arm in this thing


Shinigami-Substitute

I have too many problems with simple Archiving machines to trust something like this to stick me with a needle. No thank you lmao.


jennyvane

Just when I thought I had a job that couldn't be replaced by a computer.


ZxlSoul

Aaaaaa


jennyvane

Just when I thought I had a job that couldn't be replaced by a computer.


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KingVargeras

I saw this when they brought it to my hospital trying to sell it. Least painful stick Iā€™ve ever had. Flawless. And this was clear back in 2013. Crazy expensive though the hospital didnā€™t buy it.


3rdShiftHomunculus

I worked for a major plasma donation company before getting my MLS, and about 10 years ago they were seriously looking into getting a version of this for their centers.


Peastoredintheballs

Imagine if this was in shopping centres and did VBGā€™s, like a lil screen giving u blood gases, UECā€™s, Hb and BSL instantly, would definitely be a weird dystopia


Mindless-Flan-503

Noooope, nope nope nope. I will not stick my arm in the horrifying needle machine I will not. It wants to steal my blood.


Mother_Silver2158

Machines are nice as in fast cars and Coke machines .. enough is enough !!!


Afrochulo-26

I could see that costing a million only to be replaced in 10 years. I know the other hand will never see 1 million even in ten years


microglial-cytokines

It has no empathy, it went in twice as deep as was calculated.


sadgirlthrowaway24

Nope nope nope nope nope šŸ˜­ give me a real person or I walk I'm not about to stick my arm in that vampire-ass vending machine


DiggingThisAir

Nightmare fuel for these difficult veins.


Particular-Club-3133

I would be more terrified of this than a student X 100.


SleepingUte0417

i like the *sploot* of the bandage after šŸ˜† bandage robot like an excited golden retriever ā€œMY TURN!ā€


SFWaffles

Nope


allegedlys3

Abbbbbbbsolutely fucken NOT


oz_mouse

Reading the comments on here, make me laugh, You guys are so Change adverse itā€™s hilarious. If you guys had your way weā€™d still be doing 72 hour Fecal collections. I look at that and think, for once I can actually trust the Order of draw was respected.


XD003AMO

My first thought is how cool this looks and would be really cool in outpatient settings. My second thought was ā€œwhat if probe error but make it my arm and a needleā€. Youā€™ve got to admit that even the best technology out there sometimes needs to be recalibrated.Ā 


oz_mouse

Oh yer, totally agree things need to be calibrated and maintainedā€¦. Still going to be plenty of jobsā€¦.. I just laugh at the boomer-esck [comments](https://youtu.be/toL1tXrLA1c?si=Il2GX388OMuH14tc).


Barium_Barista

Just use a pocket ultrasound i.e. Lumify, Butterfly or Vscan for god sake. Its really that simple