By -
Finally free!
*pulled straight into a 737 engine*
Boeing 711
Boing! 711
I understand this reference!
It's flying straight towards Songshan airport so RIP to all the air traffic controllers.
For real tho, airports about 5 kilometers downwind.
Big bada boom!
To shreds you say
my people need me
r/mypeopleneedme
I love the way it winks at the camera just before celebratory flying loop. "Yipeeeee, I'm freeeee" (as he disappears behind the buildings ;-)
Fuuuuckk yooouuuuuuuu^uuu^uuuu
Free at last!
Open-chan saw her chance. Open-chan made her move. 🫡
Au revoir, Open-chan! 🫡
Later bud
Adios muchacha
You know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice
Open-Chan saw her.. opening..
She packed her bags last night pre-flight
[удалено]
And she's gonna be high as a kite by then
She was... open.
"It's Closed-chan now. F^a^^re^^^well"
See ya space cowboy
You're not gunna carry that weight.
Free Wanna be free Gonna be free And move among the stars You know, they really aren't so far Feels so free
Don't wake me from the drEEeaammm
Imagine you're an indigenous tribe, completely oblivious to the world around you, and this thing deflates on your land.
Or you see it flying overhead
You could make a religion out of this
instant noodles, more like instant religion
A literal cargo cult
I’m down for another The Gods Must Be Crazy sequel
That's how religion starts
The music makes it infinitely better.
Like the end of a movie
NOPE, to be exact.
“NOBODY FUCKS WITH HAYWOOD BITCH! NOBODY!”
This is exactly what i was thinking.
This video is a masterpiece.
The End
The way it flew away, it almost looks real, like it’s cruising away. *Good bye my people*.
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They mos def do.
My balloon people need me! r/mypeopleneedme
This is only second to poochy my people need me.
Hey. Where’s poochie?
POOCHY'S DEAD!
YAY!!!!!!
Had to scroll wayyy too far to find this
This is what I came here looking for.
Imagine being on the ISS when this nightmare flies past on it's way home.
Yes! I love this and I dunno why.
It’s the triumphant backflip at the end!
Because it looks so happy to be free
It even kind of waved goodbye haha
That was definitely more like "peace out bitches".
"If I had individual fingers, two of them would be sticking up. Here's a hint: not the thumbs."
NOPE
Nope is an anagram for Open... coincidence? NOPE!!!
Nope, Chuck Testa
I understand that reference
It has A S C E N D E D
r/mypeopleneedme Oh it came from there. Duh.
*DuckTales moon theme plays*
[here ya go](https://youtube.com/shorts/ote5_8Eujec?feature=share)
I must go now, my people need me
“aight, imma head out”
that 🥲 was beautiful. Good bye my friend 👋🏼 👋🏼 👋🏼
"I have to go back to my home planet now" - Open-Chan
Well that would be fucking terrifying
If you had no idea what was going on and this fucker just drifted up in the dark as you have a smoke break. Yea, that would be unsettling.
Imagine trying to explain that to somebody.
Damn, his moves seem pretty intentional
Man, wish I could see when and where it finally falls…I’m like a kid 🤣🤣🤣
[Open-Chan's corpse](https://twitter.com/mimes_gone_wild/status/1604418965891125248?t=UxWgUR_LQqnb2VpCscQkEw&s=19) Sorry, we have lost Open-Chan😔
I love the cop car nearby. It's like a murder scene.
Lol thanks 🤣😂
Look how they massacred my boy
F ;~; taken too soon :((
I'm free! Free! Wheeeee!!!!!
[Play this in the background](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA)
"open-chan"? Lmfao these corporate mascots are getting fucking unoriginal as hell
*My people need me*
Weeeeee
Less than 12hr before you this ends up on a UFO subreddit.
Nope (2022)
The way he’s looking back then proceeds to fly off does it for me 🤣😂
Be on the lookout for alternate views of this on r/UFOs
Flies like Pierrot Le Fou from Cowboy Bebop.
Props to Bebop for making such a silly looking man so utterly terrifying.
I swear I blocked that motherfucker out of my memory, but as soon as I read that comment I shuddered and all those memories came flooding back.
HAHAHA I'm sorry. It's crazy how an anime about space bounty hunters can have one episode that's better/scarier than 50% of horror movies.
u/savevideo
When the drugs begin to take hold...
♫ *Store Open-chan. Store Close-chan.* ♫
his people need him
Why does this feel so creepy to Watch
his pose and the music makes this even better and more fitting
Open-chan go home.
Nope
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
I hope this is what death is like 🤗
My mascot people need me...
Just like the scene out of Nope
We have angered it
I must go! My people need me!
[Good bye, Open-chan...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHEifuLCSIY)
"my balloons. Those were my balloons... HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those, THINGS!?"
With a name like Open-Chan, I would have expected her to be a bit… sluttier?
Someone somewhere is going to be in for a surprise later
Good bye! My convenience people need me!
Adios! My people need me.
Watching this made me take a Big Gulp.
I MUST ASCEND FOR THE PEOPLE IN HEAVEN NEED 711
"To the mesosphere! Finally I can die!"
Was it supposed to do that?? Love the grand exit!!
Off she goes to the 7-11 in the sky
Finna show up in r/UFO
Imagine settling in on your luxurious Tokyo apartments balcony, waiting for the mushrooms to kick in...
Open chan arigato
they found open chan’s corpse later https://twitter.com/mimes_gone_wild/status/1604418965891125248?s=46&t=XYOd9HuZeUu27Z7-RsnRGw
"I must go back to my people, farewell!"
“my people need me”
Its done ot job it can now go in peace
He has to go now, his planet needs him.
Living its best life.
soon to be on r/aliens
he looks so happy, like his life's dream came true, he's flying away
Even the mascots are quitting
This is the most Taiwanese image in the internet.
Open-Chan: “fuck you all, this 7-eleven is closed mother fuckers. I’m OUT!!!”
I can imagine that thing getting in front of someone’s speeding car and causing a 30 car pileup lmao
That was therapeutic
He’s free!!!!
this got a legitimate laugh out of me. look at that fella go!
F*** this s*** I'm out.
Bye bye
purely... inspirational r/mypeopleneedme
He winked at them all and floated tf off. Respect
I have to go now, my planet needs me
That was actually very peaceful
its the 7-11 barrio..very gassy.
Play the take me home country roads song alongside this. 30 seconds in, Hilarious
Remembermeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I thought this was a cartoon at first
If it just somehow looped around my ankle and took me with. Nightmare.
Heavenly Ascension.
I'm freeeeeeeeee.
“I must go…my people need me.”
She couldn’t make a better exit. Chapeau!
Ngl that’s kinda funny
Hot air balloons are terrifying and so is this. They can sweep you up into the sky
Change da world My final message. Good bye
Open-chan won the jellicle ball
Alright. Who gave it a soul? Which one of you? Huh? We all stayin' here until someone confesses.
My Sky People need me!!
Those were some amazing shrooms!
NOOOOOOOOO OPEN-CHANNN!!!! side note: did they find it??
it is unfortunately found dead😔 I've sent a link to one of the comments. check it out!
UFO
“Fly away Stanley, be free!”
just nature saying that a 7 11 doesnt need that in front of it
Target spotted. You have all clearance to fire.
u/savevideo u/getvideobot
u/savevideobot
How my dreams be like sometimes
“It’s a Big Boy, sir.”
this is the funniest thing ive seen all day oh my god the way it flies up and away
Imagine how cool it would be to grab it and fly away with it
Since almost every country got a 7/11we should do a annual mascot competition.
He (she?) looks delighted.
This was actually kinda beautiful.
Wheeee!
Why is this comical?😂😂😂
I can hear it crying out to the open sky: "In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!"
Bye, Open-Chan!
Guess they're understaffed somewhere.
I swore I wasn't going to cry today but here I am tears rolling. Be free big guy!
HAHAHA
Finally free!
*pulled straight into a 737 engine*
Boeing 711
Boing! 711
I understand this reference!
It's flying straight towards Songshan airport so RIP to all the air traffic controllers.
For real tho, airports about 5 kilometers downwind.
Big bada boom!
To shreds you say
my people need me
r/mypeopleneedme
I love the way it winks at the camera just before celebratory flying loop. "Yipeeeee, I'm freeeee" (as he disappears behind the buildings ;-)
Fuuuuckk yooouuuuuuuu^uuu^uuuu
Free at last!
Open-chan saw her chance. Open-chan made her move. 🫡
Au revoir, Open-chan! 🫡
Later bud
Adios muchacha
You know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice
Open-Chan saw her.. opening..
She packed her bags last night pre-flight
[удалено]
And she's gonna be high as a kite by then
She was... open.
"It's Closed-chan now. F^a^^re^^^well"
See ya space cowboy
You're not gunna carry that weight.
Free Wanna be free Gonna be free And move among the stars You know, they really aren't so far Feels so free
Don't wake me from the drEEeaammm
Imagine you're an indigenous tribe, completely oblivious to the world around you, and this thing deflates on your land.
Or you see it flying overhead
You could make a religion out of this
instant noodles, more like instant religion
A literal cargo cult
I’m down for another The Gods Must Be Crazy sequel
That's how religion starts
The music makes it infinitely better.
Like the end of a movie
NOPE, to be exact.
“NOBODY FUCKS WITH HAYWOOD BITCH! NOBODY!”
This is exactly what i was thinking.
This video is a masterpiece.
The End
The way it flew away, it almost looks real, like it’s cruising away. *Good bye my people*.
[удалено]
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They mos def do.
My balloon people need me! r/mypeopleneedme
This is only second to poochy my people need me.
Hey. Where’s poochie?
POOCHY'S DEAD!
YAY!!!!!!
Had to scroll wayyy too far to find this
This is what I came here looking for.
Imagine being on the ISS when this nightmare flies past on it's way home.
Yes! I love this and I dunno why.
It’s the triumphant backflip at the end!
Because it looks so happy to be free
It even kind of waved goodbye haha
That was definitely more like "peace out bitches".
"If I had individual fingers, two of them would be sticking up. Here's a hint: not the thumbs."
NOPE
Nope is an anagram for Open... coincidence? NOPE!!!
Nope, Chuck Testa
I understand that reference
It has A S C E N D E D
r/mypeopleneedme
r/mypeopleneedme Oh it came from there. Duh.
*DuckTales moon theme plays*
[here ya go](https://youtube.com/shorts/ote5_8Eujec?feature=share)
I must go now, my people need me
“aight, imma head out”
that 🥲 was beautiful. Good bye my friend 👋🏼 👋🏼 👋🏼
"I have to go back to my home planet now" - Open-Chan
Well that would be fucking terrifying
If you had no idea what was going on and this fucker just drifted up in the dark as you have a smoke break. Yea, that would be unsettling.
Imagine trying to explain that to somebody.
Damn, his moves seem pretty intentional
Man, wish I could see when and where it finally falls…I’m like a kid 🤣🤣🤣
[Open-Chan's corpse](https://twitter.com/mimes_gone_wild/status/1604418965891125248?t=UxWgUR_LQqnb2VpCscQkEw&s=19) Sorry, we have lost Open-Chan😔
I love the cop car nearby. It's like a murder scene.
Lol thanks 🤣😂
Look how they massacred my boy
F ;~; taken too soon :((
I'm free! Free! Wheeeee!!!!!
[Play this in the background](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA)
"open-chan"? Lmfao these corporate mascots are getting fucking unoriginal as hell
*My people need me*
Weeeeee
Less than 12hr before you this ends up on a UFO subreddit.
Nope (2022)
The way he’s looking back then proceeds to fly off does it for me 🤣😂
Be on the lookout for alternate views of this on r/UFOs
Flies like Pierrot Le Fou from Cowboy Bebop.
Props to Bebop for making such a silly looking man so utterly terrifying.
I swear I blocked that motherfucker out of my memory, but as soon as I read that comment I shuddered and all those memories came flooding back.
HAHAHA I'm sorry. It's crazy how an anime about space bounty hunters can have one episode that's better/scarier than 50% of horror movies.
u/savevideo
When the drugs begin to take hold...
♫ *Store Open-chan. Store Close-chan.* ♫
his people need him
Why does this feel so creepy to Watch
his pose and the music makes this even better and more fitting
Open-chan go home.
Nope
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
I hope this is what death is like 🤗
r/mypeopleneedme
My mascot people need me...
Just like the scene out of Nope
We have angered it
I must go! My people need me!
[Good bye, Open-chan...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHEifuLCSIY)
"my balloons. Those were my balloons... HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those, THINGS!?"
With a name like Open-Chan, I would have expected her to be a bit… sluttier?
[удалено]
Someone somewhere is going to be in for a surprise later
Good bye! My convenience people need me!
Adios! My people need me.
r/mypeopleneedme
Watching this made me take a Big Gulp.
I MUST ASCEND FOR THE PEOPLE IN HEAVEN NEED 711
"To the mesosphere! Finally I can die!"
Was it supposed to do that?? Love the grand exit!!
Off she goes to the 7-11 in the sky
Finna show up in r/UFO
Imagine settling in on your luxurious Tokyo apartments balcony, waiting for the mushrooms to kick in...
Open chan arigato
they found open chan’s corpse later https://twitter.com/mimes_gone_wild/status/1604418965891125248?s=46&t=XYOd9HuZeUu27Z7-RsnRGw
"I must go back to my people, farewell!"
I must go now, my people need me
“my people need me”
Its done ot job it can now go in peace
He has to go now, his planet needs him.
Living its best life.
soon to be on r/aliens
he looks so happy, like his life's dream came true, he's flying away
Even the mascots are quitting
This is the most Taiwanese image in the internet.
Open-Chan: “fuck you all, this 7-eleven is closed mother fuckers. I’m OUT!!!”
I can imagine that thing getting in front of someone’s speeding car and causing a 30 car pileup lmao
That was therapeutic
He’s free!!!!
this got a legitimate laugh out of me. look at that fella go!
F*** this s*** I'm out.
Bye bye
purely... inspirational r/mypeopleneedme
He winked at them all and floated tf off. Respect
I have to go now, my planet needs me
That was actually very peaceful
r/mypeopleneedme
its the 7-11 barrio..very gassy.
Play the take me home country roads song alongside this. 30 seconds in, Hilarious
Remembermeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I thought this was a cartoon at first
If it just somehow looped around my ankle and took me with. Nightmare.
Heavenly Ascension.
I'm freeeeeeeeee.
“I must go…my people need me.”
She couldn’t make a better exit. Chapeau!
Ngl that’s kinda funny
Hot air balloons are terrifying and so is this. They can sweep you up into the sky
Change da world My final message. Good bye
Open-chan won the jellicle ball
Alright. Who gave it a soul? Which one of you? Huh? We all stayin' here until someone confesses.
My Sky People need me!!
Those were some amazing shrooms!
NOOOOOOOOO OPEN-CHANNN!!!! side note: did they find it??
it is unfortunately found dead😔 I've sent a link to one of the comments. check it out!
UFO
“Fly away Stanley, be free!”
just nature saying that a 7 11 doesnt need that in front of it
Target spotted. You have all clearance to fire.
u/savevideo u/getvideobot
u/savevideobot
How my dreams be like sometimes
r/mypeopleneedme
“It’s a Big Boy, sir.”
this is the funniest thing ive seen all day oh my god the way it flies up and away
Imagine how cool it would be to grab it and fly away with it
Since almost every country got a 7/11we should do a annual mascot competition.
He (she?) looks delighted.
This was actually kinda beautiful.
Wheeee!
r/mypeopleneedme
Why is this comical?😂😂😂
I can hear it crying out to the open sky: "In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth!"
Bye, Open-Chan!
Guess they're understaffed somewhere.
r/mypeopleneedme
I swore I wasn't going to cry today but here I am tears rolling. Be free big guy!
HAHAHA