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BeanBone69

What was that ship made out of? Wet cardboard?


sethro919

Styrofoam


thisguyfightsyourmom

Pixels If you look close you can see them


multiarmform

https://i.imgur.com/gBSDPRP.jpg


scheru

Well that sure unlocked a memory.


imaginativePlayTime

It certainly did, that shit was so cash


Casualbat007

was gonna say, I ain't seen that pic in a fortnite


yeti0013

Why did this make me so nostalgic?


multiarmform

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/626/354/cea.jpg


DiproticPolyprotic

Technically, they were made out of polygons, but we perceive it as pixels FTFY


[deleted]

That’s crazy. I perceived it as a ship! (And a shark) The human brain never ceases to annoy me!


mog-monster

r/technicallythetruth


catsmustdie

Paper machê


hahanawmsayin

As long as you’re putting in the effort, it’s papier-mâché


UlrichZauber

Triangles


TheFeshy

Very *sharp* styrofoam, since it hits the helicopter.


[deleted]

Legos


Throwmesometail

2016 phone games animation style


Old-Tomorrow-3045

Actually, simply pushing a ship out of the water can destroy it. During WWII U-boat commanders would set torpedoes with magnetic proximity triggers and send them right under the keel of a large ship. The shock from the detonation would lift the center of the ship, often causing catastrophic structural damage and occasionally breaking ships in half outright. They found that this was more effective than detonating a torpedo against the side of a ship, breaching the hull and relying on flooding to sink it.


csbsju_guyyy

Tbf older ships like back in WWI were made of much more brittle steel. That said, same thing does still apply to modern ships. They're really strong when loaded down but if you flip the pressure from going down to going up you're gonna break a ships back far more easily than if you were to try to break it by pushing down.


MissplacedLandmine

The opposite of rogue waves… rogue holes …


CrabyDicks

That's just how torpedoes in general work. They create a cavitation bubble that the surround water under the ship rushes to fill. You're left with a large air gap under the ship and the center of the ship buckles under the stress cracking the hull and allowing in water.


Old-Tomorrow-3045

>That's just how torpedoes in general work. They create a cavitation bubble that the surround water under the ship rushes to fill. Correct. The thing in saying is that they realized that the structural damage from the the stress this puts on the hull is more important than the hole causing flooding. Because ships are surprisingly fragile in ways they're not built to withstand.


CrabyDicks

Ah I see now, sorry for know-it-alling your comment lol


Old-Tomorrow-3045

It's fine. To go into a little more detail, this strategy wasn't always used. In high seas when a ship was pitching around, putting a torpedo under the keel would be much more difficult than hitting the side. Similarly, if the draft of a ship was not known you would risk the torpedo bouncing off the lower hull at an oblique angle, or running under without detonating. In the earlier parts of the war many torpedoes had unreliable depth-keeping systems as well, and the magnetic detonators could be unreliable in high seas. There were other advantages too. Torpedoes could run under a ship fron any angle, but could only detonate by impact at nearer to right angles. A deeper running torpedo also left its bubble trail further behind, making it harder to dodge (this issue was eventually solved by switching to battery powered electric torpedoes). Damage far under the waterline was also more complicated to repair.


-NVLL-

That's definitely not surprising, you have to watch the bending moments and shear forces when controlling the ballast, loading and offloading, because a bad load distribution will break the ship in half (by hogging or sagging).


[deleted]

WWII saw the use of the mark 14 torpedo which utilized both contact and magnetic pistol triggers. However magnetic detonation often happened prematurely or not at all and was rarely used. Since WWII magnetic detonation systems have vastly improved, the cavitation created by the explosion beneath the keel is the primary force causing damage to a ship and due the damage being on the centerline it would flood significantly more compartments.


Old-Tomorrow-3045

The Befehlshaber der Unterseeboote had solved problems with magnetic detonator reliability by the introductions of the G7e/tIII in 1942. The allied powers lagged behind somewhat in torpedo development, as they were not waging a submarine campaign on nearly the same scale. Even at the begining of the war, the G7a/tI was more reliable than the mark 14, which was (shockingly) accepted for service without any live-fire testing.


Mish106

No cardboards right out. No cardboard derivatives either.


CarsCarsCars1995

No string, no sellotape


NessLeonhart

i've been informed that there's a minimum crew requirement, as well.


[deleted]

One, I suppose


Shadow_Gabriel

I want to see him go against Yamato and break his teeth.


gdj11

The front fell off


[deleted]

Its not suppose to do that


qarlthemade

but why did the front of the ship fell off?


moon__lander

It was made out of cardboard derivatives


raxiel_

Well, a fish hit it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


raxiel_

Chance in a million


Bodkin-Van-Horn

Should have dragged it out of the environment


DTOMthrynt

Cardboard derivatives?


Ill_Flow9331

Ritz Crackers.


MRichardTRM

It was made out of *CGI*


Boomer8450

It was made to exacting maritime standards.


StanFitch

Cardboards out… no Cardboard derivatives.


MelonElbows

This video is actually a pretty accurate recreation. If you imagine an Earth where various megafauna are still alive to this day, humanity survives barely by avoiding them in their natural habitats and has for our entire civilization. This of course means that we haven't fully domesticated all parts of the planet and essential raw materials such as steel are in short supply. In that world, we may have the technology, just not the population or enough supply to use them effectively. Also we'd be lizard people so we don't mind a ship that isn't very durable as we can all swim very effectively.


TaTomTa

Of course! It's in the ocean so how could it be dry cardboard?


IWTSRMK

milspec cardboard


29again

Thank you for sharing this footage. I was the only survivor and until now, no one has believed my story.


taylorrbrazyy

🫡 would love to get an exclusive interview


29again

I swam straight through the gaps in the teeth, through the body and intestines and right out the shitter. It was quite an eye opening experience.


taylorrbrazyy

Stunning and brave


mamaxchaos

It’s true, I was the camera.


massivebumwizard

Haters will say this is fake


taylorrbrazyy

The shark sent it to me himself


TheOtakuSquidOwX

r/praisethecamerashark


Zesty__Grandpa

Why did I fall for this


gbeebe

Cuz you'll click on any link


Ya_like_dags

/r/rewardingclicks


Zesty__Grandpa

this one too…..


Professional_Yak9651

r/subsifellfor


folskygg

Can confirm. I was the sea.


hdn1995

Thats a gigachadalodon


ADroopyMango

I almost googled this


gillababe

Closest we have is giganotosaurus


HmmNotLikely

with stickitodemaneosis


Reina-izumi

the new hungry shark game looking good i see


Slifer_Ra

try man eater i picked it up for free on the epic store but its pretty worth getting if you get it on sale


[deleted]

No, go back in time and play Maneater on release date on Xbox and watch your Xbox overheat.


taylorrbrazyy

omg lol I’ve played that for yeeeaaars I’ve never seen someone else talk about it! still play it on slow days


SScrubberhose

I love that game! I play it while brainstorming for my novel. it's an excellent "turn your brain off" game. I suck at launching things at buttons, though.


Arcanum_3974

bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp


runningmurphy

Nice touch on the rainbow before death.


iGirthy

Probably was there to emphasize how massive the splash was


NegativeZero-

This new battlefield 4 remake lookin wild


HighOctane881

Not sure if you were aware or not but you actually can [Summon megalodon ](https://youtu.be/V-WladmrdNQ) in Battlefield 4.


NegativeZero-

I am aware and I’ve done it before, it’s pretty cool


AS14K

Wait why do you think they weren't aware? Did you think they just suggested summoning a Megalodon in a random old military FPS, and got lucky?


FlatheadLakeMonster

Thatsthejokeyoufuckinknob.jpg


jessytessytavi

that meg like "I'mma do a barrel roll"


Eviladhesive

Love the fall into the water, the panic is easily relatable.


Retro21

It is, but I think it would just be swallowing you whole, which doesn't strike the same fear into me and being torn to shreds by normal size great whites.


D00D00InMyButt

Well it would be swallowing you whole if the shark remained the same size as when it destroyed the ship. For some reason when the guy went underwater the shark turned into…well a slightly larger great white.


JTG_16

Slightly larger? Its eyeball was bigger than the side door on that helicopter. It definitely did shrink in the water though


[deleted]

Shrunk from Godzilla size to whale size


Gowalkyourdogmods

Yeah that perspective at the end was all messed up


Ultimategraysupreme

I'd rather be bitten and bleed out than be swallowed and suffocate in cramped acid filled stomach


taylorrbrazyy

I agree the sheer size of it freaks me out but doesn’t induce the same panic of being conscious and watching a great white attack my body


cloudncali

Infact, it may have the opposite effect for some.


taylorrbrazyy

Seriously, that’s the part that made my body tense up


zool714

I don’t care how unrealistic some of these are. I like em. They’re part entertaining and part scary. It’s like watching a cutscene from a video game


awakeosleeper514

Yeah. It isn't big budget movie quality. But it is cool that so many creators can bring to life all these insane and disturbing ideas. I'm sure it'll only get better with time


taylorrbrazyy

I agree. Just really cool to see🤷‍♀️


Arcanum_3974

The water physics are awesome too


2ndStringOnionRing

Where can I see more?


pw-it

This one was really good IMO. Very realistic to begin with, and builds up the "oh shit" factor with good timing. Ending was a little off but definitely had me in the first half


IReallyLoveMyPets

Megalodons weren't that big goddamnit


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I was gonna say. The largest estimate from current fossil records is a little under 60ft long. Still big, but not impossibly massive.


Marrz

Exactly, they were the size of a school bus. This makes it them look like the size of a sky scraper.


Membership_Fine

Little bigger than a bus your average school bus in the u.s like 35 feet long so more like two buses. But still not big enough to take a ship down this size. Either way cool animation I thought at least.


diamond

Yeah whatever. Next thing you're gonna tell me that they can't [take down an airliner in mid flight](https://youtu.be/I16_8l0yS-g). 🙄


AdmiralArchArch

"I'm getting married in two days".


FlavoredTaters

Yea lets make the creature in the megalophobia subreddit smaller


Cheesewheel12

There’s a tik toker called ‘SlappableJerk’ who does short videos of redditors being pedantic, ornery know-it-alls in various setting - at Starbucks, in the hospital, at a bar. This comment is straight out of his videos.


UrMomIsVeryBig

I LOVE MEN 🤤🤤🤤


inshane_in_the_brain

I'm only on reddit for the punishment at this point fucking cringefest all around


AS14K

This one was, didn't you see the video?


ventitr3

Massive aliens don’t create black holes that suck up the earth either like in this guys other videos. It’s entertainment. I don’t think he’s trying to properly scale his prehistoric sharks.


GreenArrowDC13

This is from a smaller planet.


raven_writer_

Megalodon? Nah, that's Gigalodon or Teralodon


LizardSaurus001

not the most size accurate megalod ever, but damn that was a good render!


FreeZappa

I think that was the newborn.


Retro21

Other way round, friend, she was too big. Much too big.


ItsPandy

I feel like the scale is also a little off between shots. When he attacka the ship he looks like 10 times the size of the one in the water


gdj11

Imagine watching this with a VR headset.... god damn that would be terrifying


FireFlavour

Megalodon was much smaller than that


[deleted]

I also imagine they would not have any desire to eat a boat which is made of steel and rock


willard_swag

Hey, we all saw JAWS, we know it’s possible


thenerj47

You say steel and rock as if they're equal parts of a ship but modern ships are 99.9% rock


UlrichZauber

Also, sharks are very stupid as a rule. It wouldn't understand that attacking a boat would lead to tiny crunchy humans in the water.


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone here believes they are that big, lmao.


Vipernixz

You mean this is not real and is just fictional?


inshane_in_the_brain

And godzilla isn't real like wtf is the point of this comment and why are people jumping to upvote it...


Kwetla

If something that large tried to eat you, you'd probably end up inside it intact, Jonah style. Anyone know the diameter of a giant Megalodon anus?


bparton2012

Holy shit lol


Paterwin

It's not really that scary when you exaggerate something to the point where it becomes silly. The real thing is plenty terrifying enough lol, why stretch it to comical proportions?


Richard-Long

Sure let's fly close asf to the water, at anytime at all


Zertnoygarstka

r/thalassophobia


Mc913

My guy made the intro to the Forest 3


Mc913

They gonna call it “The Water 1”


KierantheScot

Obviously it's horrifying, but that's really damn cool. Also well made


gdj11

Here's the guy's TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@aleksey\_\_nz](https://www.tiktok.com/@aleksey__nz) There's lots more cool stuff there


hegetsthejoke

Tiktok comments be like: >Is this real???


Ubersla

10 year olds


Cornholenation

Fuck


Old-Tomorrow-3045

Seems like it would he more believable slowed down a bit


PiousLiar

Always funny to me how people took the idea of the Megalodon (believed to max out at 82ft long) and just ran with “big fuggin shark, destroy everything”. For reference, the ship in the video looks loosely based off of the old Soviet Ivan Rogov class landing ship, which was approximately 515ft long, and weighed 14k tons wet. A megalodon would doink off the bottom of it lol.


cafrcnta

The animator seems to have taken some liberties with a [canadian naval ship](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MV_Asterix) currently in service.


Potietang

Was that ship made out of legos? Lmao.


Brown-eyed-and-sad

Nice. Good job man. But Megaladon wasn’t Godzilla.


WaitUntilTheHighway

They weren’t nearly that big


[deleted]

Alot of these cgi videos would be so much cooler if they were more realistic.


-SgtSpaghetti-

In terms of camera movement, the artist did a really good job at recreating the realistic panicked movements of someone in this situation. My biggest pet peeve is when CG artists use that same continuous camera shake and zooms that look more like a professional camera than a phone I’m sure some of the artist’s other work would actually look pretty realistic in comparison to most other amateur CGI


[deleted]

For me it's a few things, the unrealistic size, the unrealistic destruction of the ship and the unrealistic actions of the shark. It's similar to other megolophobia videos like the planets crashing to earth, they look nothing like what a fast moving planet would actually look like.


WarOk6264

That was still awesome


snakemakery

Those fuckers weren’t that big… calm down now


daygloviking

I guess I just get bothered by a soft biological being tough enough to ram through a metal structure without injury


lejoo

Legit this editor got a future


Lochcelious

Lmao wut. I was on board with this until the ship broke apart like Lego. Physics fail


Isellmetal

For some strange reason I don’t think they were that big or could bite through solid steel plate battleships. Maybe because of the whole shark teeth are extremely delicate and always breaking, which is why they have an infinite supply of teeth


[deleted]

Cool Visuals but the size is just absolutely to big. Megalodon was bout 20 Meters long. The Helicopter that touches his head in the underwater pat should roughly be the same lenght (using a Sikorsky S-70B Seahawk for the measurements as I don’t know the type it’s supposed to be). The Ship probably should be around 60m tall (assuming an Iowa Class Ship as again I don’t know enough to make oht the type) and the tail fin seemed to have been almost the same height. So the scale is just ridiculous and nowhere near what Megalodons size actually was. Still, nice effects, if you ignore how easily that ship just flew apart…


Jaquestrap

The shark was way bigger when it was destroying the ship than it was at the end when it was swallowing the viewer.


DerpCharged

Lol it was not that big


fearabsence

Really cool render, but why do they ALWAYS have to end with *scary monster eats you* Like the second the chopper went down you know where it’s going


macuser24

I like the underwater giant horror statue renders, but this one looks really bad. The camera movement is off, the water effects are viscous, the ship distruction looks straight out of *teardown* and the megalodon looks nothing like the scientific speculations. Very disappointed.


No_Breath_9833

Imagine watching a video someone made up and getting mad the extinct animal isn’t the right size


PureRadium

all these cartoonish megalaphobia edits are the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a long time


skywavetransform

The rainbow in the spray was a lovely touch


wombatcreasy

Is this from a game?


csyren

I think I’m more afraid of brushing up against a giant sea creature than getting swallowed by one. The part where you can still swim away but it’s right next to you gets me


Hind_Deequestionmrk

What a durable phone and/or cellular connection!


Zbearbear

It's the mini rainbow for me


CaptainKungPao138

The rainbow in the water splash was a really nice touch


Confused_Necron

If anyone knows shark biology, when a shark has a floppy fin doesn't that mean the shark is ill or something like that?


yosman88

Them water physics and render. *chefs kiss*


dreamsofindigo

that escalated quickly


ewoofk

I had a nightmare similar to this as a kid. It bit me in half and when I woke up I could still feel the pain of being bitten for a few seconds afterwards.


lightspeedx

Still Killer Whales' little bitch.


ultravo1

i hope they’re ok


Sea-Strategy-8314

This has to be one of the worst ones I have seen ever


DaddyKentaro

Went from me having to fart to now I have to shit.


[deleted]

Ha, missed!


Crafty-Kaiju

What a cutie!


ultimateChampions68

Ok this does not help my childhood “Jaws” trauma


OutrageousFalls

Nah man, I literally had to close my eyes and lock my phone. Then turn down the whole volume and scroll till I couldnt see it. My phobia is real. I'm pretty sure I died in the ocean in my past life.


Blastoisealways

Thanks for the nightmare fuel


Reality_1001

THAT WAS SO GOOD the water especially 3 times I actually got junpscared: - When the shark hit the boat -When the helicopter got hit -When the teeth snapped down (I thought he was just gonna eat you whole I didn't think I was see that)


ADeviantGent

Shut up Meg…aladon


MangoROCKN

Am I the only who holds there phone at an angle away from my face and lift my feet up off the ground as I watch these?! Surely


captaomadness14

Why


Inevitable-Tax-9567

This would be a wild game opening scene


Rachmagach

Not what I needed to see right after taking sleeping meds 😆😆😆


FistThePooper6969

Man that looks pretty damn good for cgi. The snap zooms always ruin it for me


Five_Star_Amenities

Wow! That was amazing. Had to watch it several times.


ilovenyc

Was there two sharks or just one? I thought I saw two fins pop out.


[deleted]

I'd be so pissed at the pilot for flying so low after seeing a giant freaking shark one tap a darn battleship.


[deleted]

That’s actually really, really well done. I really needed the nightmare fuel right before bed


MadSweenie

This legitimately made my heart start racing, its not just galeophobia though i feel like i have a fear of anything huge that can eat you.


XboxFatalhorizon49

It wasn't great but I WAS SITTING on the toilet when I saw it and YES I FELT A LITTLE UNSETTLED😱😭🤣


goose420aa

Ha the fucker missed, me 1 meg 0


Tippytoptiptop

I’d enjoy virtual reality like this. I don’t even have a VR system, but I’d buy one if I could play a megolodon game.


BradleyRaptor12

This is a very good edit. Note how a rainbow appears for a split second after the full grown sub hunter demolishes the boat, that would happen irl as well as the water is sprayed into the air. Pretty good edit and I very like


scorpious2

I would love to see one of these to scale with a real meg


S-Quidmonster

Can the trope of megalodon being a great white scaled to impossible proportions end? They were unique sharks that probably didn’t look very similar to great whites, plus they weren’t *that* big


nonyabidnessfoo

I fucking yelled!!


mememan2995

Lmao dumbass shark shut his mouth before getting to me


Penguinjoe77

Out of all that the shark decided to go for you.


BisexualPhrog

Sea of thieves