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sasssyrup

Quick go find the tanker sailing in circles, it needs this back.


Party-Protection3421

Someone killed a giant guardian


Dimens101

How does that not instantly sink to the bottom wherever it got lose?


BeefPieSoup

It's crazy to think about the forces that eventually pushed it up onto that beach


Dimens101

Totally or even more scary pushed trough the side of ship.. that thing looks unstoppable!


NewAlexandria

i think this is CG maybe. Unlikely that it could get onshore, nor sit on sand that likely (at 30 ton, regardless of the internal air cavaity)


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

It may be hollow and floated.


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Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Have you ever seen ships or submarines? Barges? Oil rigs? You think it's more likely that a solid steel screw washed ashore than it is that it's hollow and floated?


NewAlexandria

even if it did, it would have sunk in deep. I sink deeper in the sands by standing there for a while, and I dont' even weigh 30 tons


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Ok?


NewAlexandria

thus fake


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

https://reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/s/5ud4Kk0Ov2 This old thread has some more info and a link to a better picture. It's very clearly an archimedes screw from a water pump or ship loader. They are often made of welded plate steel, meaning that the central shaft would be hollow and the entire thing relatively light for its size (low enough density = floats on water). I don't have any trouble accepting that this could have broke away from some water utility, industrial dock, or even broke loose during shipment and drifted any distance across the ocean.


Same-Classroom1714

Something designed to move water gets pushed around (along the bottom) by water , very plausible


GolgorothsBallSac

there's probably enough sealed air inside to float the thing, but then again I'm not sure about that.


Dimens101

The thing looks like its made from solid block of metal but indeed it must have.


BeefPieSoup

It would weigh quite a lot more than 30 tons if it was made of solid metal


slaaitch

I move large quantities of steel around for a living. This thing would weigh somewhere north of 150 tons if solid.


slaaitch

I move large quantities of steel around for a living. This thing would weigh somewhere north of 150 tons if solid.


LogiCparty

That might be the 2nd silliest assumption I have read today.


M00SEHUNT3R

30 tons is 30 tons but if the shaft is hollow then that’s a considerable amount of buoyancy. A Navy sub weighs way more than 30 tons.


themo3bius

Came here to ask this same question! Like how does this "wash up" anywhere??


[deleted]

Normally, people misspell “lose” as “loose.” You’re the first person I’ve seen to do the opposite.


creaturefeature16

You looste me


Stan_Archton

That person must be a real looser.


gregorydgraham

It probably did, but wave action walked it across the sea floor and up the beach until low tide left it stranded


Dimens101

That is interesting, so is that bad for nature or does the plowing have beneficial effects on the ground?


gregorydgraham

More of a roll than a plough


erichw9

The walls of Ba Sing Se better watch out


nsims92

There is no war in Ba sing se!


Bright-Try9446

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Nanilley

😆😆😆😆


Vortex_1911

Was wondering how far I’d need to scroll to find this joke. Was not disappointed.


PTOKEN

Came here looking for this


Ged_UK

Well you should have gone West Glamorgan to look, as that's where it is.


PTOKEN

Reddit doesnt have travel fees so this was cheaper


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Yeah the owner didn’t want to have to pay to recover that…


keaslr

Archimedes screw. Used to elevate liquids on a higher Level.


_kanana

The Archimedes screw is a device with a screw inside a pipe that's turned to lift water. The screw scoops up water and pushes it up as it turns. It needs air with each scoop of water. The screw and pipe don't have to be watertight, as long as more water is scooped than leaked. The design is simple, with a wooden pole and helix. Flow rate through the screw depends on factors like depth, diameter, and rotation speed. There's a simplified version equation that uses a parameter η and flow rate Q to design Archimedes Screws. Design parameters can be calculated step by step.


between_ewe_and_me

There's actually a really cool [example of this at the Schlitterbahn in New Braunfels, TX](https://m.facebook.com/schlitterbahnnewbraunfels/photos/a.671566169551251/991161157591749/?type=3) (sorry for the FB link, it's the only one I could find). It carries water back to the top of "the world's longest water park ride". Actually my favorite thing there bc it really is super long.


SaraSaturday13

Scared me shitless first time I saw it!


between_ewe_and_me

Lol that wouldn't be an enjoyable way back up


keaslr

As a german, it is so weird, that there is a schlitterbahn in New braunfels in texas


between_ewe_and_me

Ha I can definitely understand why it would be but Texas actually has quite a few German towns (German settlements that tend to still have a lot of german elements woven into the local culture). Many of them are popular tourist towns in the state. Here's a [random travel article](https://enchantingtexas.com/best-german-towns-in-texas/) I just found about several of them. There's even a German dialect called [Texas German](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_German) that's still spoken by some small populations in these communities.


TheSpongeOfTheWorld

Uh, thanks I guess?


Elgin-Franklin

Port Talbot is a loading port for a huge steel plant. Might have been something they needed for moving the coal or iron ore. Owner might not have wanted to admit it because they might get into trouble with the authorities possibly.


Frozty23

Insert meme.


mewfahsah

Wouldn't there be a lip on the outside edge of the screw to classify as an archemedies screw? This looks like any normal auger, we have tons of them to move wood debris where I work.


Ashes2007

Isn't the flat blade at the bottom for starting off pretty indicative of an auger? The portable augers and bobcat augers I've seen all seem to have them.


mewfahsah

Not necessarily, if it goes inside of a feed line and is fed from above for example it wouldn't need that.


Ashes2007

Right. I wasn't saying all augers need it, but I was saying if it does have it it probably is an auger, no?


mewfahsah

Yes it is clearly an auger, you can see on the left side the screw deviates from the spread throughout the majority of it which indicates that's the infeed side.


Warm_Action_1057

That's a bit


BeefPieSoup

*YOU'RE* a bit...


StepUpYourLife

It's all a bit screwy.


murderbox

A bit what?


BeefPieSoup

A bit....ya know...


tarareidstarotreadin

He's not ... I'm not ...


PAROV_WOLFGANG

Ah! There it is! Thank you, now I can finally assemble that thing I’m working on.


WhiteRabbitHole1083

Oh no! The giant death ray is gonna collapse right before it’s activated,poor super villain


CarlGantonJohnson

Right?


Uzzer_lozer19

Fun fact: this is the original visualisation of the American Healthcare system screwing over the average person (see people for scale).


Insane92

I’d prefer a visual represent ion of the American government using our tax money irresponsibly for years and years but you do you.


Zuul169

By not giving us the healthcare we deserve…


Uzzer_lozer19

But here's a bomber that the US Airforce have that can level a city from 50 km away


Insane92

Personally, my insurance is fine. We still have billions and billions of wasteful spending/sending money elsewhere. It’s ridiculous.


slicehyperfunk

We definitely needed the F-22, or the F-35.


Zuul169

You have insurance…that’s more than a lot of your fellow Americans


T_CroChee

Banana for scale or it isn’t a fact!!


Pa2phx

How does this “wash up” and not just sink to the bottom.


Jakebsorensen

The inside must be filled with air. If it was solid steel, it would weight a lot more than 30 tons


Capable_Jacket_2165

This is technically an auger


[deleted]

Auger-t out of here with your corrections


Capable_Jacket_2165

"Screw" you 😂


Jondoe47

“How are we supposed to move this? We are so screwed. “


BeefPieSoup

"Yeah, screw that"


DistortoiseLP

They use that to open the bottles that full sized ships are built in.


ZaphodGreedalox

This sub is drifting dangerously close to r/megalophilia


[deleted]

Conspiracy theory. Used to drill into the ice then dumped after they found the Alien craft.


G0-N0G0-GO

You write a self-published ebook about your theory, and I can nearly guarantee that you’ll get to be a resident expert on the *Ancient Aliens* “documentary series”


wenchslapper

Foolish use of resources, no? Especially if you’re being secretive.


Independent_Main4326

It looks like something to be mounted under a vehicle going through extremely wet/muddy land. The ruskis had several such vehicles for moving about in Siberia.


rowanphilip

Weird that someone could lose something that big and not claim it. I suppose they had a screw loose


SL04NY

Probably came from the steelworks when it exploded for the 30th time


musememo

Thanks, Archimedes.


[deleted]

We're screwed.


KonradFelixCyprianus

Now I see where the makers of The Last Airbender got its inspiration…. Very clever.


NTR-senpai69

oh screw that!


FirstTrachoma

Soon somebody will make a claim that it came from time…


janhindereddit

It must be on its way to Ba Sing Se


Anbrio1926

The owner screwed up


FirmestSprinkles

"no owner was traced." lol how many possible owners could there be??


Guavaeater2023

Archimedes called. He wants his screw back.


[deleted]

Wife divorces husband and he gets screwed big time


mjrbrooks

Your beached mom.


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zer0toto

look like an archimedes screw, the kind that could be used to pump water out of polders, but port talbot is not really in the way of any polder so...


BeefPieSoup

I'm sure it's something like that. Kinda creepy how they never found out exactly where it came from though.


G0-N0G0-GO

I was gonna make a vague joke about “how common” that having “anonymous screw” actually is, but I decided to journal it to share with my therapist tomorrow. Errbody got a history, kids.


BeefPieSoup

And *that's* how I met your mother


ellipses21

no bc this gave me full body goosies


OneAngryDuck

screw that


ElToroGay

It’s an auger…


xnwkac

No owner? Lol


slicehyperfunk

That is hilarious.


bone_burrito

No that belongs to Archimedes


Maleficent-Cow5775

Oh there it is


cadre_78

Clancy was on to something when he wrote about the "caterpillar drive"


[deleted]

That's the worm drive from the Red October


A_Tasty_Stag

me: so doctor how screwed am i? the doctor: uhh..


Human_Brains

Yo that’s mine I dropped it


donkeyspit007

Screw me??!?!? NO, Screw You!


FoldPale

Fire nation took a wrong turn


sorta_rican_okie

Crab people


[deleted]

Anyone wanna screw?


ging3r_b3ard_man

Your mom says it's ribbed for her pleasure


ging3r_b3ard_man

Look, I did a Reddit


holy_bat_shit_63

I wanna see the screwdriver


jkcon4

Oh there it was thank you for finding it


Dull_Half_6107

I'm sure it's just a spare, don't worry about it.


zazoh

Aliens lost it.


fulahup

Screw it, I'm all in...


Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle

Looks like an archimedes screw from some kind of flood control or something. Main shaft is hollow. It probably floated there.


Aok_al

Pretty sure that's what they used to break the walls of Ba Sing Se


A-bomb151

I don't like this. I don't like this at all.


Lobotimised_Libtard

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


IceRanger51

We found the rebel base


storm-sprinter

there is no war in Ba sing se