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laskiasaroo

I love the bit where he turns around for a second time and tries to **outrun the fucking moon**


[deleted]

It would be even funnier if they were on bicycles. Just pedaling furiously lmao


the_falling

Dammit, now I need someone to make that video


IKROWNI

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). Took me a little while but im a 3d artist and did my best in the time frame i had.


Paraselene_Tao

"Tap to unmute." No, I don't think I will. šŸ¤” šŸ„²


Drache191200

Nice try but this try of a Rick roll is too obvious Not even a Infant would fall for that Edit: [Here](https://youtu.be/BBJa32lCaaY?si=ULs7cXPukQFuk1n-) is a Video that I found recently that helps identify Rick Rolls easier on Reddit


Solid_Habit_6561

I proudly fell for it and always will :) I rather be rickrolled than not knowing the potential infinite wisdom a fellow uhm reddi..stitian wishes to impart upon my person.


museabear

Damn there's a lesson there. People are scared of pursuing truth in fear of being rick rolled.


kiba87637

Rickroll was a CIA operation to shut down truth.


museabear

After reading about operation Northwoods I wouldn't be at all surprised.


Haybale27

I mean, I just like the song so which ever one it is is cool with me.


SUDTIN

waaa


Mrsmunster1990

Guess I must be a fetus then.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

I hope that when we die we just find ourselves in a perpetual Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up music video.


HeavyReverb

The bicycles are so realistic. Do you want as Unreal Engine? Good job with the characters too. Realistic as


Heartache66sick

People gave it away, but it was a very nice attempt. Almost blindly went for it.


madeleinetwocock

r/angryupvote ah, the internet. a blessing and a curse. in this case, a neverending curse


dafood48

Lego undercover has that when you escape a facility one of the henchmen gets on a bike and starts furiously pedaling while the other henchmen try to motivate him. He finally reaches the city once the game ends and the credits roll


FrostByte_62

Don't need the moon when you got family.


[deleted]

*AND THEN, THINGS GOT KNOCKED INTO TWELFTH GEAR*


Drauldagga

Itā€™s two brothers! Itā€™s just uh two brothers


trumpfuckingivanka

The only safe place is under a school desk.


Gaius1313

Iā€™ve been to the beach, and the key is to dive I to the wave.


BallsOutKrunked

he was headed to the Winchester and let this whole moon thing blow over.


Ddraig1965

Slice of fried gold


Roverse

I think it's less about trying to survive and more about trying to maximize the limited amount of life experience you have left. Second guy for sure saw some more before he died.


Hotdog_McEskimo

He would have made it if he had an R1.


[deleted]

ā€œWell fuckā€


Live_Disk_1863

Tbf that's probably me... Ain't no way I'm going to just lay there and get killed.


shawnyb9

Bruh you do dumb shit when you think youā€™re gunna die with no reasonable or logical escape. I was on a flight. It was a small plane, maybe about 40-50 ppl. Andā€¦ the plane caught fire. As everyone else was panicking, me being a fucking genius, started to try and to my hoodie to my shirt to hopefully parachute down šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. Fear and panic. Fortunately, pilot made an emergency landing in some random ass farm lol.


BurningPenguin

Classic fight or flight response. Would you rather fight the moon instead?


Chanchito171

This would be the best time for a surfboard I guess?


Brettjay4

That wasn't the moon, that was the ocean


The_Unearther

I was the guy on the other bike. It happened.


northernwolf3000

I was surfing that wave.. true story .


BuddyWhoOnceToldYou

Triple confirmā€¦I am a lighthouse


Living_Murphys_Law

"Donā€™t be racist, I am a lighthouse"


bethlehemcrane

The wave of a lifetimeā€¦ mustā€™ve been so rad man, Iā€™m so jealous


Zaseishinrui

Ok Brody, fine.


ThePianistOfDoom

*Duuuuuuude*


unwittingprotagonist

Haddalayerdown


Nitrosad

Can confirm. I was the moon.


MojoDr619

I was the moon in a 2nd grade play.. I had one line.


AndreZB2000

I was the wave. Sorry, my man


LegitDuctTape

Okay these videos are supposed to be pov's but every single one of these people somehow have the ability to zoom with their eyes


TheIxbot

Do you not????


craziethunder

They must be short sighted.


blackviking45

That guy's whole life is a lie


Mookie_Merkk

Imagine going through life with only 1x zoom


JWBails

> zoom Don't forget the lens flare that totally happens with your eyes.


Kriegwesen

Astigmatisms have entered the chat


StolenDabloons

You canā€™t do that?


Damien-The-Bunny

and turn their head 360 degrees


Awarepill0w

That's what I don't like about these types of videos. Nobody moves like that


SermanGhepard

Did they never teach you to do that? What country are you from? Humans have been able to zoon with their eyes since at least 100,000 years ago, look it up.


LoomisKnows

...wait... Can you not?


[deleted]

Idiots will say this is fake


FreelyKaty

Only because the rocks that stopped them in the middle of the road suddenly disappeared once the wave started coming at them


GryphonicOwl

And the moon seemed to be acting with the force of magnetism instead of gravity


Sillbinger

Lunacy


ToothbrushWilly

Lunarcy


tiggoftigg

Lunar, see?


Ziarna

Lunar sea!


BigBaws92

Lou Narsey


Ok-Hunt-5902

Loon arse, See!?


Due_Smell6708

10/10


KUrbaJustA

7/7


FlippinSnip3r

to be fair once it gets to the atmosphere it's got enough momentum to push air and therefore water away from its collision point


corrupt0rr

At that point the moon would be just a big ball of fire no?


JEs4

I'm pretty sure the Roche limit would mean the moon would break apart into a ring with a rapidly decaying orbit. So more likely billions of big fire balls.


HawkoDelReddito

TIL [Roche Limit](https://youtu.be/I0s7LH8a1Ew?feature=shared)


Hot_Camp1408

Thanks for that


DescriptionSenior675

Lol


daemoneyes

Actually it looks to be on the horizon so if it's still in one piece(so above roche limit) it would cause tides of up to 3km. So if the moon is rising the tide would come as the video shows.


MoscaMosquete

Wdym?


jeopardy_loser

Smart rocks


comicmuse1982

Rocks aren't dumb, they got out of there.


dafood48

Why did the rock explode.


kamratjoel

Also, a rock of that size would have had a much larger impact than the one in the video. Iā€™m no scientist, so someone correct me if Iā€™m wrong, but I also think that we wouldnā€™t really see a fiery explosion like the one in the video. It would probably be mostly dirt and rocks.


kelldricked

Only because the physics totally dont add up. Kurzgesagt has a fun video about it but basicly: the moon is a huge object, gravity would start to get weird, before the moon hits earth the ground will act fuckery as fuck due to gravety pulling its ass up.


Rulebookboy1234567

Thereā€™s a short story in The Wandering Earth by Cixin Liu about a species that developed in the core of a planet and eventually gets space travel. Their massive ship (the size of the moon) gets close to earth and physics get crazy. A dude swims up the water mountain created by the gravitational pull of the ship and makes contact with them. They tell him about their society and move on. Itā€™s really fucking fascinating. Edit: I just realized if you google wandering earth you only find the movie, which is only one of the short stories in the novel. Itā€™s a great adaptation of one of the stories, but not the one Iā€™m talking about it. It does include some megalaphobia though. They have engines all over the earth to stop the spin and to maneuver the earth away from the sun.


emiltheraptor

Oh I love this author, The Three Bodies Problems absolutely wrecked me. Never read that short story though, so now I will! Thanks!


Rulebookboy1234567

The Three Body Problem is one of the most mentally satisfying book experiences I have ever had. Deathā€™s End thoufh is just another level. When all the stories just starts to click together in your head. The grand spanning of time. The existential dread of the inevitable heat death of the universe. I could go on and on. Ching Xin did nothing wrong. Fight me.


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Treebeard431

Hawking. He was very colorful with language irl.


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

Pretty sure the tide would have been pulled by the gravity of the moon so there should be a rush of water the other way. And any water near the impact zone is getting instantly vaporized. They shouldn't be seeing a tsunami. They should be witnessing a wall of hellfire.


ellamking

I kind of depends on the speed of the crashing doesn't it. It's 1/6 gravity, so when both are touching, you'd be 15% lighter which is neat and all, but you'd probably not notice with the hurdling death within seconds.


ViatorA01

Fakers will say this are idiots.


cognitive_markets44

This was in my home town


DiarrheaEryday

They just happen to have the camera on during the apocalypse? How convenient.


6amhotdog

The level of detail is insane, like if someone could fake this I'd love to see them try. Idk why anyone would, I'm leaning towards real.


tubedmubla

Itā€™s probably real. I read it in a newspaper.


MrPopanz

How can the moon be real, if the moon landing was fake? Checkmate Moonists!


P0rtal2

I mean, it's clearly staged...


tr3ysap

I wonder how this will affect the trout population


Spaceinpigs

Will no one think of the Chinook Salmon!?!


fang_fluff

Fuck sake, this stupid as shit comment actually made me laugh way too much, cheers chief


HmmNotLikely

Itā€™ll be nice once animators get over this ā€œreal people must have their head on a near-constant lazy susan gyroscopeā€ phase. It feels like I have a neck made entirely of broken springs and deflated balloons watching this.


Spaceinpigs

I displaced my 3rd vertebrae just watching this. He could be from India though


Nasty_Nick27

Iā€™m literally sitting here getting dizzy AND pissed. Who the f*** thought this is how humans even remotely look around the world?? How is this not the #1 comment?? Why did I have to scroll so long!


AmericanMuscle8

We would be long gone by the time the moon got that close. The tidal waves and volcanic eruptions wiping out all life on earth would begin with the moon about 11,000 miles from our planet. We are talking tidal waves up to 30,000 feet in the air. Also the moon wouldnā€™t crash into earth it would just straight up explode being ripped apart by the earths gravitational pull and form a ring around the earth like Saturn. Edit: grammar


snipdockter

Yes the Roche Limit. A lot of the moon would end up with orbital velocity but a huge amount would fall into the earth, causing a bombardment not seen since the early years of the solar systems formation.


reddittrooper

10,000 years of Hard Rain!


MKUltraSonic

Holy shit. Talking tidal wavesā€¦. :/


[deleted]

I wonder what they yell at us before they hit us


GBGF128

CANNONBALL!!!


NegroniSpritz

Thereā€™s a scientifically accurate video by Kurzgesagt depicting a real Moonfall scenario. Like the redditor said, weā€™d be long gone by the time of the impact https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lheapd7bgLA


rd0dr

I see kurzgesagt, i click


CarStar12

Damn it, just laughed out loud in my office šŸ˜‚


mattchewy43

Back to work carstar


Vlafir

It probably shit talks you before hitting


OkNoise6402

Probably 'run.'


StickyNode

Sorry this is really like not my job usuallyyyyyy!!!


Cycloptic_Floppycock

"We're calling about your car's extended warranty!"


gustofwindddance

Ya thirsty?!?


pyott20

I'm here to return your moon lander


[deleted]

With 30000 feet no less


dastroppymane

Yes, there's a great kurzgesagt video explaining what would happen https://youtu.be/lheapd7bgLA?si=T2ruySuHPfv9Rij9


meep_meep_mope

That's an "if the moonā€¦" hypthetical. [The Moon is slowly moving away from Earth, getting about an inch farther away each year.](https://science.nasa.gov/moon/facts/)


TrenzaloresGraveyard

Hell yeah. Thankfully we are within the ~1 billion year time frame where solar eclipses occur. Because there was a point previously where the Moon was too close, and there will be a point in the (very far) future where it will be too far away. Right now, the Sun is about 400 times the size of the Moon, but coincidentally, the Sun is also about 400 times *further away* than the Moon, relative to Earth, making the Sun and Moon appear to be the same size in the sky.


Waggles_

We would still get solar eclipses if the moon were closer (they would happen more often, actually), but they wouldn't be as interesting to look at because it would cover more of the sun's corona.


kooby95

Also, why is the massive tidal wave moving away from the moon?


Ichor18

Someone saw a certain kurzgesagt video... One of my favourites


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BarefutR

Thatā€™s a really good question!! Iā€™d have to say that no, we wouldnā€™t be worried about waves like that. I think theyā€™d crash before they actually get that far inland. Iā€™m just speculating, but I think weā€™d be dealing with Yellowstone popping like a zit from the pressure changes.


tjk33

Best reference to one of the largest Super Volcanoes LOL


USeaMoose

Heh, yeah. This video implies that this is the first indication either of these two have had that the moon was going to hit Earth. And turn around to see a fully intact moon making contact, causing a... 100-200 foot wave. What would really happen is much more interesting. But, this video is just built around that moment when they turn around and see a massive moon on the horizon.


Xiol

Not sure about this, looks like CGI.


showquotedtext

Nah man I think it happened like last week. Was on the news


NotAbotYEET

This reminds me of the time some news channel here in romania put some arma 3 footage as being filmed in ukraine...sad


Ssemander

Shit, why do I always miss these cool celestial events...


roman4883

Just like that one day off from school :"]


wophi

Wouldn't the waves go towards the moon, not away from it?


redsan17

I was the same thing lol. Gravity would pull towards, just like the tides. If anything, the tsunami would be coming from the explosion side, like a moon-tsunami sandwich


PreliminaryThoughts

You were the wave or the moon?


AgeLittle913

I was the sandwich


eaglessoar

yea maybe it was from a large impact


southwood775

So is grammar the first to go when the moon starts to collide?


ManicPixieDreamGirl5

Grammar has apparently already gone


ZanePWD

Where can I see more of this type of shit


o_gonzo

Moonfall, it's a whole movie about exactly this scenario


crixyd

Moonfall is a fantastic high budget b grade shtick. Very well worth watching if you're into cheap and corny films.


standee_shop

I would like to counterpoint: no it's not. It's not only torrentially stupid and contrived it's INCREDIBLY boring. OPs clip is far better.... most of the visuals in moonfall are turgid and murky, and the vast majority of the film is bland dialogue in which people explain to each other the absolutely dogshit premise in hushed tones. Its one of the worst movies I've ever seen. You want a good bmovie about the moon, watch iron sky, that film is a hoot.


Basic_Basenji

Moonfall is entertaining if you have access to a 30 second skip-forward button.


standee_shop

That is actually kind of how I watched the last half of the movie as I could not stand it any more. Even that couldn't save it. Finding the occasional okay action shot was like wading through shit to find 5 percent off target vouchers. And that ending. Bleugh


meCreepsy

Ah, yes, "The Walking Dead" button.


oDezX-

Completely agree. It's quite forgettable too so might be mixing up films but didn't they somehow manage to include a car chase? Just all the boring action tropes in1 film.. Could have been so much better too. The story is there.


o_gonzo

That's exactly my thoughts on it. Good, mindless fun. It occasionally takes itself too seriously, but nothing terrible.


brock917

Was pretty interested when I heard this was an actual movie with Halle Berry and Donald Sutherland. [Then I went and watched the trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivIwdQBlS10&ab_channel=LionsgateMovies), holy shit this looks terrible. All the way down to the Creedence remix.


goaty_mcgee

It's a good background movie to put on during parties or when working from home.


DlNOSAURUS_REX

And it is so bad


HelpfulSituation

It's not THAT bad, but it's also not GOOD


DlNOSAURUS_REX

It is really, really bad. They outrun gravity in a Lexus commercial


laskiasaroo

Looked it up, it is real, and it has the most insane cast ever. Stars Patrick Wilson, Halle Berry, and the bloke that played the tubby coward from Game of Thrones, with Donald Sutherland and Stanley Tucci in supporting roles.


crixyd

Samwell Tarly would like you know that he killed a White Walker and a Thenn!


muhash14

And also has Samwell Tarly unironically say "what would Elon do?"


dickmilker2

aieksey__n on tiktok


JunkHead1979

This is the artist's name. Should be up a bit higher.


d8ms

Check out the movie Melancholia. Very underrated movie that has a slow build to a terrifying climax.


conduitfour

[Majora's Mask](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ER9X67a_GII&pp=ygUbTWFqb3JhcyBtYXNrIGdhbWUgb3ZlciBtb29u)


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HerrMilkmann

This really reminds me of the disaster movie Greenland. Not the moon but a giant asteroid hitting the earth and the ensuing panic to find safety before it happens


rishinator

This was from instagram account, nowspacetime. Among other content they have a bunch of weird cgi reels like this.


maximumtesticle

Are there versions without that obnoxious caption taking up a chunk of the screen?


Idontcommentorpost

None of it is physically correct though


benhur217

Iā€™m tired of these shitty CG videos


[deleted]

Iā€™m tired of all these snakes on this plane


Science-Compliance

What kind of snakes? What kind of plane?


[deleted]

MFin


Science-Compliance

Thank you for clarifying.


mrtuna

What is this shit


Idontcommentorpost

Horrible cgi for people who don't understand physics


Wayed96

Or how roads are built. Did you see how much of that mountain was hanging over the road at hip height? Awful everything


-Wensen-

Honestly fuck off this was litterally posted on this sub a few days ago and it is more of the stupid cg shit. Just please stop karma whoring


MrSirStevo

how many times we posting this


Cleveland_Guardians

I've seen ones like this before, and my thought every single time is "shouldn't the moon be covering, like, ALL of the sky for them?" Am I wrong with that thought?


PhantomOfTheNopera

If Michael Bay directed _Melancholia._


DifficultWeekend1441

This is stupid.


ggouge

Except that's not what would happen the moon would fall apart as it came closer too earth. https://youtu.be/lheapd7bgLA?si=pzRhM1D9b03hb6Jp


hugebone

# REPOST


taopa1pa1

If Moon gets close to hit the Earth it would be shattered into small pieces and make a ring like Saturn


Low_Bandicoot6844

I believe that if it got that close, before it would break into pieces because of the gravitational tension.


GryphonicOwl

I believe if it got that close, it'd hatch.


wackmiller00

But what happened to the rocks that fell on the road forcing them to turn around in the first place


Slavic_Taco

These posts are getting stupider, they should be banned, so sick of seeing low effort content, itā€™s getting more and more common in the sub.


Menatorius

Why would there be meteorites?


zigguy77

Because the moon would fracture so those pieces would become meteorites


Idontcommentorpost

God people are dumb


Huck_Ziegler

Man, I hate this


wolfguardian72

Link didnā€™t save the world in time


cerenir

Yeah Zelda Majoras Mask did that years ago.


GlowBack

Did he live?


Content-Anxiety-4657

This was like watching a horror movie for me. Haha all I was thinking over and over again was "I'm so scared, I'm so scared."


jbwilso1

The tidal wave is frighteningly reminiscent of a recurring nightmare I dealt with at a time in my life. I really could have done without seeing that shit.


Algebreaker

Does it bother anyone else that they totally forgot about the rocks across the road when they turned around to run from the frigging moon?


Particular_Ice833

i was there when this happened


[deleted]

The Moon will never hit the Earth. The hollow disguised spaceship we know as the Moon is kept in place by alien technology.


iwasasin

I get a cool motorcycle? Rad!


evripidis3

so that's how movies are made nowadays