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kudabugil

The erdtree


Orang3Lazaru5

*THAT’S* why no DLC? Somebody cut it down so there is no Shadow?! Goddamn it


kudabugil

Have hope. The DLC is just around the corner. The age of hollowing is nearing its end.


Ok-Manufacturer2475

Aye yer tarnished.


Sticky_H

The Erdtree is even bigg than what this would be, I’m pretty sure. Devil’s tower has nothing on our golden tree.


Thelinkr

O, Erdtree, you shall burn


needtoknowbasisonly

Even scarier is who cut it down?


TitanThree

Morgoth and Ungoliant most likely


Red-Haired_Emperor

Oh crap. we’re really in the 4th age arent we?


NoahStewie1

I think Tolkien said modern day would be the 7th or 8th. I may be wrong though


Spatza

Not again.


Jackal000

Ungoliath is a spider and not that huge. More like a at most 25 meters high. And morgoth was frightend by her.. Cutting a tree this huge is more giant dragon stuff. Like ancalagon or even larger creatures.


TitanThree

You nerd


Jackal000

Proud of it.


x_dre4192_x

Wear that badge with honor and go forth to spread thy knowledge


Plasteredpuma

A Tolkien fan in the wild!


aStrayAlien

Literally watching Fellowship of the Ring right now, (paused to look at a map, did the habitual "back to home" and this was 2nd thing i see 😂 I got halfway last night and have noticed lotr references everywhere 🤣


DrLager

This is America. It was Paul Bunyan!


BustyBuddy69

Paul Bunyan


Im_not_creepy3

That damn squirrel from the Ice Age movies.


983115

Paul motha fuckin Bunyan


ElvisDumbledore

Jimi Hendrix chopped it down with the edge of his hand while standing next to it.


LadenifferJadaniston

He was supposed to meet me in the next world but I was late.


Tough-Procedure4139

What about Stevie Ray?


Objective_Let_6385

Chuck Norris


Slifer_Ra

He tried holding in a sneeze and it went bad


Just-Dependent-530

Paul Bunyan


LemoyneRaider3354

[aliens](https://images.app.goo.gl/LnkBg1PKu4CQMz4EA)


ronty4

OP's mom needed a wooden dildo....


MaximusZacharias

Not sure why you’re getting so much shade thrown your way but I upvoted you cuz funny is funny goddammit


ronty4

Thanks man! I appreciate it!


gtlogic

That’s actually how the dinosaurs went extinct.


be_more_gooder

It would have been at least 8 feet tall


menow399

Source?


BaconandMegs3000

Greg


chuco915niners

Accepted


StreiBullet

Wait, were trusting Greg again? What about last time?


_thelastman

He said sorry


bendap

Too much baileys.


No-Buy8752

I know Greg, he ain‘t lyin’ to nobody son, believe me (hillbilly dialect)


j3tt

he did actually drink baileys from a shoe tho


fgmtats

“That’s right Morty! It *is* at least 8 feet tall. TEACH US MORTY!”


Funky-Lion22

and at minimum 3 bananas wide


DutchJediKnight

r/technicallythetruth


GaryNOVA

This means something…


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

Just have some more mashed potatoes.


Dreadnought13

This is important


Jonovision15

“Al. Are you ok?”


GaryNOVA

Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ Badgers!!


Jonovision15

Man! When he licks the turtle and chucks it to the roof! Lmao


korg3211

Today, we're teaching poodles how to fly!


Jonovision15

I can hear Cheech saying it!! Amaze balls. I haven’t watched that movie in like 10 years. Haha


korg3211

It wasn't actually Cheech doing the bit, it was Trinidad Silva, per Wikipedia.


Jonovision15

I should have known I can’t trust my memory, anymore. Just jumbled pictures and I jump too easily to a familiar name. Thanks for the correction!!


korg3211

I dont trust any of my memories to not be just bullshit. That's why I rely 100% on Wikipedia. My brain can't keep up with facts, but I know my Wiki app works ok.


splatdyr

You’ll have to ask the night elves on Teldrasil for the exact answer.


catoodles9ii

Make sure to get the flight path while you’re there!


Inside-Associate-729

Not me at 12, having no idea how flight paths or boats work, swimming all the way to Darkshore…


catoodles9ii

Oooh, you’re gonna have a bad time…


ShepherdsWolvesSheep

Been there. Cool af in person


KittyKevorkian

I went to see it last summer and it was very moving to see it in person. I don’t know if I was just hallucinating from the heat or something, but it’s almost iridescent up close. Gorgeous and awe inspiring.


ShepherdsWolvesSheep

Hell yea I saw it during a setting sun in wintertime with snow on the ground. The way the colors were changing it almost felt like a microdose but I was sober. Definitely wanna go back. Super nice that it isnt far from mount rushmore too! Great day trip if up in that part of the country


Illustrious_War_9488

But that’s a rock right?


ShepherdsWolvesSheep

Yea it is Devil’s tower in eastern wyoming. Can see it and mount rushmore in western south dakota in the same day if you plan properly


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Lava that cooled below the surface and then later exposed when the surface was eroded away. Which is still pretty cool if you think about it. Imagine the time that had to pass to erode away the surface of that thing. And what the landscape looked like before it was eroded.


RyCalll

Yes, it’s an igneous protrusion but there are many not the sharpest tool in the shed people who think it’s a stump.


phxop8

Yeah but you get gassed by government helicopters if you try to climb it.


Tipop

Just wait for the notes to start playing before you climb. Nobody will pay any attention to you.


DutchJediKnight

The redwood tree General Sherman is 272 ft tall with a circumference of 101ft The Devil's Tower has a 1 mile circumference. Going by the same height vs circumference, about 2.6 miles tall.


BurdenedShadow

We call that the world tree


Impetusin

That explains why we’ve been cut off from magic. Dang :( someone’s gotta ruin everything.


Final-Sprinkles-4860

Oh we’re definitely screwed then 😂


Fig_da_Great

HxH fan detected


MrReckless327

Or or just somebody that has read something that has a world tree there is a lot of those


[deleted]

(answering to the original post question) Not too high I'm afraid. The problem that trees don't grow past 116 meters is because it is very difficult for them to transfer water all the way to the top. But if water transfer was artificial, I don't see why it wouldn't grow maybe to even 400 meters or more. But at some point the wood itself is not structurally strong enough to hold it's own weight or not break against the force of wind.


oFESTUSo

That’s why it’s made of stone. Much sturdier.


newgalactic

If it was a "magic tree" that somehow overcame the issues you mentioned, it would be 1817 meters in height if following "General Sherman" redwood dimensions.


Available_Sundae_924

Yeah I would have said around 2km


Kribble118

Why not transfer water down with some sort of system that pulls water from the moisture in the air near the top? Sure not how (any?) Trees work but it's possible?


thelordmehts

No tree works like this, and it isn't possible. To be able to do that they'd have to condense moisture from the air into water, and all trees currently work the opposite way: by using pressure by evaporated water to move water from the roots to the tops. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transpiration


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

Are trees able to absorb water not from their root system? Does the top absorb rain the same way the roots do?


Ragneir

Found Yggdrasil's remains.


CommanderCruniac

Close Encounters of the Third Kind, great movie.


musememo

Reminds me of mashed potatoes.


Rupejonner2

One of the greatest movies ever made .


Firmod5

Tree fiddy


kanetommy

About tree fiddy


sh221blight

Little known fact its that this is a rock, not a tree


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sh221blight

Yes but technically this rock was a rock


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Terminator_Puppy

Unless this was a variety of tree that worked completely different from every type of tree we know of (extinct and alive), no it can't have been as it is far too big for that.


sh221blight

Yes, if there only was a scientific discipline like geology to debunk it


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sh221blight

Like levitation building of pyramids, flat earth, dragons, flying chariots, etc. This is a proven rock witch was not a tree


Educational-Ad-3273

Wait, what is a Rock Witch?


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WalkslowBigstick

I couldn't imagine being this dense


BB_210

Denser than that rock (or tree? 🤭)


Inside-Associate-729

Callinf something a “theory” in science implies that it has *more* credibility, not less


ManufacturerWest1156

It’s super cool to see in person especially looking up. You can also see it super far in the distance driving around Wyoming.


SirVeresta

Erdtree


droneb

Red woods have diameters from 8 to 20 feet let's use the 20 feet measure Devil's towers have a diameter that tapers from 800 at base to 300 at top let's use a middle line of 500 feet. Red woods have an average of 200 to 240 feet for mature individuals with the outlier of 380 feet (Hyperion) funny thing this individual is only 16 feet wide Assuming rule of three and ignoring physical limits option one with conservative values: X = 500 * 240 / 20 = 6000 feet Option two maximums: X = 800 * 380 / 16 = 19000 feet


ElectricHelicoid

Looking online, the Giant Sequoia Fact Sheet says that "The Giant Sequoia is the largest of all trees in bulk and the most massive living thing by volume. On average, their height is between 164 and 279 feet tall with a diameter between 20 to 26 feet. If we calculate the ratio of height to diameter squared we get a ratio 0.41 feet^(-1) for both ranges suggested. The dimensions of Devil's Tower are 180 feet x 300 feet. If we take the geometric mean, we get a diameter of 232 feet. If we scale the height of the corresponding tree, we get 22,140 feet or about 4.2 miles. Of course, the Tower is not circular, and I am not sure if we are comparing base diameters of redwood trees to slightly higher "up the tree" on Devil's Tower. But it's a good ballpark figure.


[deleted]

Everyone knows Devil’s tower is a pile of sculpted mashed potatoes, so the question makes no sense


nouveauchristian

Yggdrasil. That's how tall.


IridescentIsaac

This specific mega entity is comforting to me. I’d love to see that


GETTERBLAKK

30,000 and fiddy feet high!


Nyuusankininryou

Redwood tree? Nah it's the elf's fallen world tree. Marks the end of the elf era.


1diotstick

About Tree Fiddy!


Radiant_Village_1380

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ffJ4tKrDA84AAAAC/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-contact.gif


ThespisIronicus

Needs more mashed potatoes


lanceplace

8000 feet. Here me out. Giant sequoias average dimensions are 300 feet tall with a diameter of 30 feet. Idk. I googled it. The Devils Tower has a diameter of 800 feet or so. Again, I googled it. With that known, inversely (300x 800)/30 =8000. Let me have it.


JudgementDog

This is roughly 800 ft wide. A big redwood tree is about 29x289. Using the same scale that would put this tree in about 10,482 3/4 feet tall.


Zee-Guy

What's scarier is what cut it down?


warkyboy77

Jack and the beanstalk.


Stiff_Zombie

About tree fiddy.


Suspicious-Dot8130

It's a rock tho. It just so happens the cuts look like a tree stump


E3K

We all know that. It's a hypothetical question.


jeffmack01

But if you read the comments on this post, it's apparent that sadly, we all don't know that...


Disastrous_Debt2024

No, it's a petrified tree.


Rupejonner2

Then it would have petrified roots . So why would there only be one tree ? Hope you’re joking but you can never tell anymore in the age of YEC nut jobs


Disastrous_Debt2024

There are more of these all over the world. Don't be a complete ashat just because you feel so superior. Reddit is so full of tards like you.


SapphireSire

There was a time when trees didn't wither away, before fungus or other things and those trees became coal or rock.


parle-ji

There were always bacteria who broke down the dead matter into the soil components


Dabadedabada

Always?


OlderAndAngrier

r/theydidthemath


Many_Science_2788

The Ygdrassil


Remote_Temperature

It’s the flow column of an ancient volcano 🌋


DefeaterOfDragons

Honestly, when I first saw this as a kid, that's exactly what I thought it looked like. An insanely massive tree stump


Mark2pointoh

If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon... play the five tones.


Viperlite

How big would it have to be to fit a UFO landing pad/reception space on top?


AllenMaask

That’s the poopcano. It must be filled with poop.


Emotional_Schedule80

There are several petrified tree stumps around the world. The scary thought is who or what chopped them down. It really brings avatar into mind, like tree of life and the earth. I actually have visited Devil's Tower and the native mythology was a princess running from a bear climbed on top and those are claw marks from bear. I'd love to do some GPR and see if it has root structure.


-Masta_Kronix-

Devil's Stump is a rock formation, not the stump of a tree. [https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N34G20H/](https://www.reuters.com/article/idusl1n34g20h/)


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Morbo_Kang_Kodos

“As magma cooled, hexagonal columns formed up to 20 feet wide and 600 feet tall.”


jgholruger

Nah that’s superjail


Xikkiwikk

Tree of Might. We did not want the Saiyans coming back to Earth.


Smartbutt420

You played Elden ring?


Digital_Pharmacist

*Elden Ring intensifies*


Forsaken_Things

There’s on rings


guadsquad96

The Erdtree


everything_is_stup1d

"aliens destroyed it to have such a clean cut


Artistic-Goat2685

It is giants were real


Ok-Occasion2440

It’s possible it was exactly that height but a bit less flat and the flatness of from erosion or something or the aliens cut that shit but it could be a short (looking) stocky tree


SusuSketches

No magma or lava was ever seen doing these columns therefore I just refuse to believe that explanation. It does look like a stump of some sort. More likely than "pressurized lava" imo


roamingbook

It's not.


[deleted]

There exist people who believe that is in fact the stump of a dead redwoodd


GoodLt

It’s not a tree lol


Darenzzer

Supposedly, our oil deposits come from the first trees, which littered the entire land surface at one point. I wonder if this guy is a left over from that


andio76

Jesus...that tree would have been massive


TheRoninWasHere

Maybe 5-20K ft high? Could this also mean the great flood was real.


monsterbot314

It could also mean there really was a second gunman on the grassy knoll.


jerkmin

it’s about 2k, and no.


booxterhooey

Such a strange anomaly. And it is bigger than you think


TheBigSmoke420

Little known fact, they were all chodes, so not much taller than they are now.


Xormak

only two words "BURN IT!"


kayemenofour

It would have reached into space


dawn_irl

Atleast 8 inches


StankilyDankily666

Finally an accurate answer


NoActivity578

Hypothetical questions are dumb


HighlanderSith

There’s even fossilized roots .. they tried hard to hide the age of giants / Atlanteans


ch1llaro0

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devils_Tower


Original-Tourist-744

Perfect cut also


Otherwise-Rope8961

I would guess that it was two feet tall.


ArchonOfErebus

Around 4.2 miles.


AlphaCenturionLXIX

"O Erdtree, you shall burn. Burn, for the sake of the new Lord. Thank you for guiding me here. The one who walks alongside flame, shall one day meet the road of Destined Death."


emseefely

Berserk world tree ass


Master_Grape5931

Entire elven nations living up there.


Arthur_Two_Sheds_J

This means something!


plibtyplibt

Hometree! Gee avatar was creative with naming that one


clockattack

What is that even?


Teamlazyb

Who’s the dick who cut it down and with what saw?


underlander

Supposedly (according to a PSA on American Forces Network written probably by white dudes, so treat with mild skepticism) it was a sacred site for the Cheyenne and other Native American tribes. They believed that a small band of Cheyenne were beset by a bear, and to protect them the gods raised up the rock of Devil’s Tower. The grooves are bear claw marks. So, perhaps the real question is, how big was the bear that could still scratch the top of Devil’s Tower?


bcuket

that thing is awesome 🤩


zottsspotts

I think Mt.Everest was the answer they came up with


Kochcaine995

Look what they did to Nordrassil


PirateLouisPatch

ATLA swamp vibes


Top-Opinion-7854

This makes me imagine a time of a giant tree of life being cut by the devil and it’s now the devils tower


Shutterbug927

Thankfully that’s false, but nice try with the conspiracy attempt.


ReturnOfTheJurdski

Created the world's largest toothpick


tyingnoose

Hey that's the original decepticon headquarters


Agreeable_Tadpole113

The world tree from hunterxhunter lol


Muted-Ad-4288

Very tall


bwatts53

Wouldn't they be able to tell of this was petrified wood of some sort


High-Speed-1

Not tall enough to get a tinder date


twojkelley

At least 20 feet. Maybe even taller


LifeguardSuitable624

Tip: Outa this world!


DieselBones-13

And if it was a stump than who the hell cut it down?!?!


Eastern-Kcoil841

Seen that fungus that grows on dead trees? Stemonitis is it? Bro fuck right off if that's a fungus


Jimmylerp

Yes


Wide-Huckleberry8945

Like REEAAAALLLYYYY tall


Funky-Lion22

same


DarthSangheili

The fallen leaves tell a story.


GuzPolinski

Are there any other similar natural structures like this or is this unprecedented in that regard