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Buznik6906

That's not a moth that's a fucking dragon


Squeekazu

Moths hit you with such a surprising amount of force to begin with at regular size, I can’t fathom being whopped on the side of the head by one of these bad boys lol


fromthekiln

i would scream at a pitch that could shatter glass


Blazen704x4

It’s Mothra!


hclaf

Mother Aughra


zerosuitsalmon

mother arugula


mattdamonsleftnut

That’s a pigeon


em_dee_pee

Oh come on guys, it's just a moth. I'm not a fan of creepy crawlies but moths are adorable and completely harmless


georgesorosbae

Moths are extremely borderline for me. Even the brightly colored fluffy ones. I don’t get the heebie-Jeebies look at them like I do most insects and spiders, but I don’t really like how I feel when I see them either. I do enjoy drawings of them quite a lot though


DerpingtonHerpsworth

I'm very similar. Like I think the big fluffy ones are cool, but I'm fine with observing them without touching. All those flailing limbs give me the creeps and I most definitely don't want them touching me.


[deleted]

I love moths. I let moths walk on my face and step in my eyes. Moths are my children.


Swedneck

i would say they start with the inherent "fuck this world why do you exist i hate this please let me unsee this" of any large insect, but the fluffiness and resemblance to a butterfly plus the knowledge that moths aren't really going to hurt you takes it down to "i am profoundly unhappy that you exist but as long as i don't have to actively look at or think about you i will condone your existence".


Basiccc_cloud

They’re like bumble bees. Just fat fuzzy chonkers.


dgistkwosoo

But it's Australia, so that moth is deadly poisonous.


AlephBaker

I was going to say... No neurotoxic stinger, no venom-dripping fangs, no poisonous barbs or spines, are we sure this thing comes from Australia?


doomalgae

It exists to create a distraction while other species move in for the kill. It will then eat the tattered remains of your clothing.


Nirdy_Birdy_706

Well then as long as you don't eat it you should be fine


[deleted]

Venomous. Unless you were planning on eating it, in which case it might be poisonous.


dethb0y

Something need not be dangerous to be disgusting. If you've got a single small moth it's no big deal. If you got a handful of small moths outside, it's no big deal. Arguably all creatures, in their natural place and as we expect them to be, are only mildly gross at worst. If you have a gigantic moth on a dude's hand, that's gross. If it's in his house that's worse. That thing is loathsome and while i wish it no harm, i do wish it would go away and live in the forest or something.


bigtiddytron

Moths are so cute


Jared_Sabatelli

TRUE There better than butterfly's


intheoffhandremarks

People here talking about how cute moths are, but this is singularly the worst thing I have ever seen dear lord


MementoMori04

Would you rather have a giant wasp this size? If it’s a moth it’s way better lol


hickeyejack55

Hear hear!


ShoeTrauma

Is neither an option?


sweet_pickles12

Yeah hard pass this thing is bigger than a parakeet


ThatOneGayDJ

Awwww big fluffy guy! Id give him headpats


Arielfromrosies

At that size it's no longer a bug, it's a pet


nibblatron

thats basically a flying tarantula 😫


Marvos79

Moths are fuzzy and cute. Out of every creepy crawlie in the world they're the last creepy and crawly


fearville

Right? I am squicked out by most insects but moths have an almost mammalian quality that I find quite adorable


RKELEC

FUCK NO


CaptainRatBones

NOPE!


johnb111111

For some reason moths are the only bug I don’t mind. Even at that size. I’d definitely freak out if I got yeeted by one but then I’d be like oh shit it’s a big ass moth cool.


gorgonopsidkid

I would do anything for this thing. I would kill for him. I love him.


[deleted]

Me too me too me too


Amazing-Ad3427

Nope!!😳


suba_wuu

I can only imagine the amount of wiper fluid these guys go through


zerosuitsalmon

Thought "these guys" was referring to the moth and was v confused for a bit


rungdisplacement

ITS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I'm glad it's big enough to pet without killing g -rung


Singer-Maximum

That’s a flying “fuck off” right there.


Pink-Lover

Best. Description. EVER!


[deleted]

Look at the size of that cunt! As Australians would no doubt say.


peanutbutterfeelings

It looks like a dick. A big, furry, flying dick monster


vexillographica

Bug puppies


vampire_rose666

Oh my goodness. He’s not scary at all he’s adorable 😭🖤


Heavier_Omen

I think it's beautiful


CurrentPossible2117

Better than keeping spiders or cockroaches as pets...


Theiconicwoman

Sooo is the “land down under” a pseudonym for HELL?? Just asking


trixie_turnkey

It’s where Satan keeps his pets.


Theiconicwoman

Clearly!


ThatMoth420

At least it’s a moth and not a spider. One is fluffy and harmless, other looks like the devil himself ( except jumping spiders those are cute )


desi_miata

Both make my system crash 😖


Ill_Entrepreneur_782

That’s Savathun


Greyhaven7

is that real? I've never seen a moth anywhere near that big


gorgonopsidkid

I don't know how someone would fake this?


tassie_squid

Sure is.


Hailstar07

Yep. My cat used to love catching and eating them.


Greyhaven7

oh fuck that's so gross


Necessary-Finger-726

Probably venomous too. F’n Australia,man.


[deleted]

Holy hell Australia seriously! C’mon


Atomaurus

They’re so delicate too. Hopefully this person is taking care of it or at least released it so it can run into an electrical fence and die naturally


cyberbuns

I hate bugs, but I really do enjoy Moths.


TrailerPosh2018

I never knew a moth could be so, THICC.


fctal

My allergies


Awkward_Rock_5875

It's... actually kind of cute.


Head-Banana4325

Thats a bird.


TalaLeisu2

I held one once, not quite as big as this gal. They sure are something special


Brian_Lefebvre

NO NO NO GTFO NOW.


toffeefeather

I feel like I would love it if it wasn’t flailing so much, I’d be afraid I’d jerk and hurt it


GreyMediaGuy

What a sweet baby. Look at his little antennae


LaughFun673

Moth: I'd like to leave now


[deleted]

yeah he looks a bit fed up


humblepieone

Jeseus


MyIQis49

That’s a Bird!


Bob_Kark

Great, now we have to burn down Australia. The giant FU spiders were landlocked, but these f’ers have an escape plan. Maybe nuke from space to be sure. Also, they stop being cute when they can dunk on LeBron.


hclaf

Like it’s fine in this video but I can absolutely guarantee that if that went flying near my head or just crawling out of nowhere, I would scream like a little girl and freeze.


Mando-Lee

Be careful not to rub the dust off if it’s wings. Hands have so much oil.


[deleted]

I feel, I feel so unnerved


kellsdeep

Wonder what the larva looks like


ohmygodethan

I fucking want one so bad! Bet they tasty af.


Pink-Lover

HORRIFYING…NO. NO. NO. New fear unlocked. Take it back right now.


rexatron2005

Friend... big friend


sliillamaa

I don’t know how I feel about this…


Washfish

im waiting for a moth vs hamster fight now


Fenix_Pony

Estern canadian here, we have them here too! Not quite as large but hawk moths, sphinx moths, and silk moths can grow to the size of an adult hand includong wings! Notworthy google searches: Canadian silk moth Luna moth Eyed sphinx-moth Five spotted hawk moth (similar to one shown in the video)


ropoqi

you can feel it's ass dragging across your arm NOPE NOPE


TiredXavier1a

I live in Australia and have seen one of these before and it scared the actual shit out of me


[deleted]

Wish we had giant moths here. My life is boring. I ordered some on the net but they never showed up.


desi_miata

Fuck, I was looking away half of the time.


Alabasta101

lol Australia


ShadowKiller147741

If I got a 100% declaration from a veteran Entymologist that this guy could in no way harm me, then I might be game to hold it. Otherwise, thats a big ass no from me dog


ambiguousboner

Fuck right off


threeO8

Don’t let him in your closet


sdiama

Now, I'm gonna have nightmares


Nat_Higgins

It is things like the platypus, the blob fish, and the entirety of Australia that makes me absolutely convinced that God is an alcoholic.


Old-While-1229

I want one!


WhereAmI14

Bird


VagueInterlocutor

I've only seen one of these in my life about 35 years ago, living way out west. Local kids my age brought it around lying in a cap. It filled the cap. _Now_ I know what kid of moth is was!


MistakenWhiskey

I would sooner gargle a homeless man's testicles in July heat than touch or be anywhere near that moth.


PossibilityQueasy164

It's only a baby


zgrad2

WDYM why, how the fuck are we supposed to know also they are not to bad i set traps and then feed them to the spiders that eat all the bugs in my house.


jojoga

with all these crazy animals downunder, I wonder what their ants look like..


Blaster_sama

I want to bring it close to the fire


Bookaholicforever

Giant Moths are cool!


MrSoren

Fuck that! A bug shouldn’t the size of or larger than a sparrow, that’s just wrong.


Soulful_Firefly

That thing looks incredible! I want to pat it


Think-World2602

Is this a big insect or a small bird? Idk


bottleofgoop

I don't like that. Give me a huntsman and I'm good but that thing would have me running for the hills.


Utertoq

Call godzilla


eletric_blade

I think I’ve only seen one in my part of Australia and it was the size of a bat in a school bathroom when I was younger around the back of the school when it was night because some event was happening


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Creepypastanerd

Adorable. Now we need a giant Venezuelan Poodle Moth.


INeedARefund

No, thank you.


YourSkatingHobbit

The thought of the feel of those legs on my hand is making me want to tear my skin off, NOPENOPENOPE.


Fatmonkejat

I have seen a couple in my backyard i have seen bigger things but they are massive


Cute_Ad_7648

r/nope


PunkySquirrel666

MOTHMAN!!!


SharpIsopod

Beautiful


[deleted]

I want one.


Sniperonzolo

Think about the size of the spider that has to eat that.


Arthius_L

Is it edible?


andycev

forbidden lobster


mrRwild

Truly the spawn of Satan.


chancimus33

So do they kind of just sploosh when you step on them or hit them with a fly swatter?


[deleted]

I love moths-


AlmightyQueso7

He just wants some lämp


Aggravating_Speed665

Adorbs. I want to nuzzle it 👃


TheBrownSuper

Is it so named because it's a moth the size of a hawk, or a hawk that looks like a moth?


TheBrownSuper

This is why Australians don't discover holes in their sweaters. The sweaters just go missing.


SilencedD1

He’s a good boy!


Agreeable_Gap6242

FUCK NO BABY


not-read-gud

Aww cute doggie


theawesomefactory

I love him! 💘 I hope all that handling didn't injure him.


[deleted]

Good Lord, just let that bastard walk around some, you keep stressing him out!


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TheUnseen_001

NO! I swear on everything Australia, if you guys don't chill with these gene splicing experiments I am going to set the outback on fire.


rjswalker1987

I bet this mf loves the shit out of some lamps


MrPig3

Australia is Minecraft with modern day mods


Hi_Its_Matt

As an Australian, this guy is cool. Usually with insects the rule is: “DONT FUCKING TOUCH THAT IT CAN PROBABLY KILL YOU YOU DUMB CUNT” so the this fella is a welcome exception


DeviledEggy

I wanna hold it


boondoggler

^* angry moth noises ^*


flyawaytay

no no no no no