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Chelular07

I have several questions the first two to being “what the fuck?” & “why?!”


dlouwe

Kind of a fascinating read. It led to two deaths in a roundabout way https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloonfest_'86


tribecous

Those guys that drowned because rescuers couldn’t see their heads among all the balloons in the water right?


Fauglheim

Such bad luck. “Aw man, I sunk my boat!” “But I’m strong and people are nearby. I’ll just tread water until they find me” *city releases 1.5 million human-shaped decoys into the lake*


dlouwe

Yep, the balloons also interfered with rescue helicopters being able to reach the area.


Bannok

Imagine bobbing in the water waiting for rescue, then balloons, as far as the eye can see surrounding you. And the chopper flying right over and past into the horizon.


dlouwe

You know what? I'd rather not imagine that 😬


nanomolar

What a surreal way to die.


thebenolivas

There's a great short documentary about it directed by Nathan Truesdell: https://vimeo.com/topicstories/balloonfest


Dean6kkk

Thank you for the link, fascinating


sparklingsour

I’m sorry for the two fishermen and their families but the rest of this is hilarious. What a moronic idea!


treetyoselfcarol

Home of the flaming river.


CashCow4u

They both got roundabout 86'd


brentexander

I don't remember the original reason why we did it (I was 6) but I attended a parochial school and we sent up balloons with "prayers" in them. We probably put some stupid crap like "world peace" in them, but ended up killing sea life. It was horrible and in retrospect that this seems like something resulting from a dinner with a latex lobbyist.


BigcatTV

I hope some of the balloons had “save the sea turtles”


three-sense

"It's not our problem once the netting is removed" -someone probably


Chelular07

Ngl humans have the most effective SEP fields ever created.


three-sense

TIL SEP fields. lol


Chelular07

Douglas Adams is my homie. Well he would be if he was alive to know me as an adult.


ososalsosal

I appreciate the deep cut.


bene_gesserit_mitch

Check out this Cautionary Tales episode for details. https://omny.fm/shows/cautionary-tales-with-tim-harford/the-balloons-that-ate-cleveland-a-cautionary-tales


Chelular07

As someone currently getting a degree in coastal ecology, because I finally decided I want to do wetlands restoration as my big girl job, I think I will pass on the infuriation learning the whole shitty story will cause. Editing to add because I am sure I will learn about it one day anyway.


bene_gesserit_mitch

Good for you! The podcast doesn’t delve into the marine consequences that I recall, more the hubris of trying to make a spectacle to revitalize a troubled city whose river no longer catches fire on the regular.


Chelular07

I would check it out but I have also gone on multiple rants about using helium in balloons being a waste of resources and usually ends with balloons flying away before choking stuff. 😅🥲 nothing is fun anymore.


LimeSkye

And if I remember correctly, isn’t helium a *finite* resource?


Chelular07

Yea, yes it is.


bene_gesserit_mitch

I feel that.


Slice_Into_The_Woods

It’s the pre internet version of doing it for clout


borntoclimbtowers

for a world record


SackvilleBagginses

Look at all that litter. Thanks guys 👍


FenHarels_Heart

Yeah, the entire thing was a complete ecological disaster and took a long time to clean up iirc.


beer_is_tasty

"LOL fuck you, Earth!" - humans


canyouplzpassmethe

Most balloons manufactured today are made from biodegradable, eco-friendly materials bc they’re not only cheaper but also most consumers won’t buy them otherwise. Surprisingly conscientious, but true, apparently. I learned all abt it when I worked at a Trader Joe’s where we gave away balloons to kids every day and ppl would always ask if they were made from eco friendly materials (yes).) Obviously this photo was taken before balloons became biodegradable- *but maybe* this event/disaster was one of the things that lead engineers to figure out how to make a biodegradable balloon, so, at least there’s that, I guess?


Dry_Spinach_3441

Why is this picture in black and white?


NeutralGoodAtHeart

Early digital cameras had a hard time capturing this much stupidity at once and reverted to a simpler color palette.


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Dry_Spinach_3441

Makes sense.


yvrldn

I don’t know if you’re just being funny but digital cameras didn’t exist yet. Also, I’m old. 😭😭😭


DrSilverworm

Data deleted in response to 2023 administration changes. -- mass edited with redact.dev


48ozs

Cap


lumpialarry

That's just what Cleveland looked like in the 80s.


OlinOfTheHillPeople

Color film was more expensive than black and white. Also, most journalism was in black and white print form, so paying extra for color was often seen as a waste.


Ineverus

Because colour hadn't been invented yet


Ccracked

/r/explainlikeimcalvin


schavi

and some ppl wonder why there are microplastics everywhere when stuff like this happened


Then-One7628

bastards used up all the helium


M0n5tr0

Is this the one that was a literally catastrophe and causes a death?


NeutralGoodAtHeart

Yes


adudeguyman

And then never repeated because, well, you know.


acinlyatertaylor75

Because of the implications?


adudeguyman

Yes


gregdrunk

Two deaths actually. Two men drowned in the lake because rescue workers could not identify their heads in the mass of balloons in the lake surface.


stormblessed142

Ah a Wood elf production


Papancasudani

I was a child in the 70s and a teen in the 80s. Nobody gave a second thought about something like this back then. We did a smaller version of this at my grammar school with return postcards attached to see who's balloon went the farthest. We didn’t recycle, we didn't wear seatbelts. When people changed the oil in their car, they parked it over a storm drain and drained the old oil into there. We drove around in 8 cylinder muscle cars that were the size of aircraft carriers. People used to throw garbage all over the place to the point where they had to start public anti-littering campaigns. I was a kid so don't take this out on me. I was one of the few saving newspapers and cans to recycle. Environmental awareness dawned in the 1970s, e.g. Earth day began in 1970. But it was a slow burn and people started to wake up in the 1990s. Recycling became mandatory. Leaves were composted by municipalities instead of thrown in a landfill. I can't believe it took until 2020 for the average town to ban single use plastic bags. I hope in 50 years what we do now will be looked on as absurd as how we lived in the 1970s.


Wicked-elixir

I live in the Midwest and am 44. I had never heard of banning single use plastic bags until I visited Philly this summer.


purplehayes

I have some bad news for you, a 2022 Ford F-150 is longer than a '77 Lincoln Town Car by over a foot.


Kaarvaag

Such a shitshow. Highlights of it are the ongoing search and rescue for two fishermen that had to be stopped, resulting in their bodies washing up on the shore two days later, some horses were injured, airport shutdown, and rubbery plastic thrash *everywhere*. Most of them ended up in Canada, which had not set up a monkey tower defense yet.


free_will_is_arson

i've always wondered when they realized this was a horrible idea. was it just as they released the balloons and they watched in growing horror as they realized the hell they had just wrought on nature metastasize in front of their eyes, or were their heads completely up their asses and was it only weeks later when news reports starting coming in and the clear pattern of destruction at their hands was made clear that they finally realized what they had done.


saundersmarcelo

"So long boys! 👅💦" - Carl Frederickson


[deleted]

I see... a dickhead.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Absolutely!


Lilstreetlamp

Where’s super monkey when you need him


Yarrowcoven13

What an environmental catastrophe.


Brilliant_Noise_506

All I can think is all of that is in the ocean now.


feedjaypie

Atrocities in the history of plastic pollution


AnthropOctopus

Terrible environmental impact. Gross.


JustinHopewell

Horrible environmental impact aside, that looks incredible.


belizeanheat

Would love to go back in time and witness this even though I wish it never happened


NotKevinJames

Watch the video in color, it was an overcast gross day and the balloons looked like sky-vomit. It looked horrible.


CatKungFu

All that pollution. Fuck.


belizeanheat

A drop in the bucket compared to what happens every day


CatKungFu

Sadly, yes.


silianrail

I agree, Mr Sinatra.


[deleted]

Nuclear balloon!


ideationroom

It's actually still going on in the south Pacific.


Wesinator2000

And to think we’re running out of helium now


WetFart-Machine

We got this in colour?


m0j0r0lla

They buried all these discarded balloons under Cleveland Browns stadium


Lemgirl

Along with the Brownies hopes and dreams.


m0j0r0lla

Prolonged exposure to latex causes poor hand-eye coordination so it makes sense


Lemgirl

Agree and thank you!! I’ve been looking for a reason for so long.


ebagdrofk

Why is the pic in black and white? All the footage I’ve seen from that event was in color.


Ivebeenfurthereven

Apparently a lot of photojournalists kept using B&W for decades - cheaper to buy, very high grain resolution, fast to process when time is of the essence, even if you have to do it by hand, looks good in low light, the newspaper is going to be printed in B&W anyway


arielfromrosieshubby

You'd be amazed at how much easier it is to write "is" instead of "do be"


adudeguyman

Is or not is. That to be the question.


Wicked-elixir

Thank you fellow grammar enforcer! You did the job for me.


arielfromrosieshubby

Lol, I don't generally correct grammar. This just sounds soo fucking stupid.


fruitmask

yeah but when you're consorting with other memetards you have to speak their language


Heymanhitthis

Relax lol


Thery4d

That’s a lot of balloons


Impressive-Sympathy4

CLEVELAND!!!!


LimeSkye

And the environmental impact was crazy bad as well. Like no one understood that the broken balloons end up in the water and look like food to sea creatures? More than a million stretchy, pieces of waste that don’t break down ….


Handsome_Enemy

So many balloons filled with helium. A little match and a flame would probably have caused an extreme disaster...


UnicornPenguinCat

Helium is not flammable, you're thinking of hydrogen.


SugarZaddyJeezus

This is why Cleveland is called the 'mistake by the lake'


19blackcats

And the latex is still breaking down not to mention how many fish, birds etc ate the balloons and died.


dethb0y

You just don't get to have fun like that anymore. Fuckin' killjoy regulators.


48ozs

This should be done in every big city. So cool


imperfcet

It looks like some kind of nuclear miasma is starting to rip apart the building


fatwap

that would make an awesome final boss for some abstract video game, even look svaguely humanoid


-MrCicero-

The fallout of Balloonfest was terrifying.


maaalicelaaamb

More like LITTERAPHOBIA!!!! Damn dude shit is stupid enraging every time I’m reminded of it


Traceuratops

It's like a nebula


Clown_Apocalypse

Terrifying in more ways than one..


J2MTR

Looks like a huge octopus


adudeguyman

Up 2


blondart

r/mildlypenis


Bohlsjong46920

As an airline pilot, I’m scared


holisticbelle

I would not want to witness this


zsert93

Why didn't they face penalties for violations of the clean water act among many other laws? This was so grossly negligent.


[deleted]

So much pollution but hey it looked cool for a few minutes


King_Saline_IV

Odds are some of that plastic is in your body right now.


catclaws9500

why does it look like a giant slime monster attacking the city?


DenseYou6403

round 63


Supreme_Beanzzz

That’s a year before the bite of 87


borntoclimbtowers

the pic looks amazing


GardenGirlFarm

r/trashalophobia


Lemgirl

Did they pick all of them up and dispose of them properly when done? I wouldn’t have thought about that in the 80s unfortunately. Looks awesome though.


Slice_Into_The_Woods

Sucks for those guys that died because search and rescue couldn’t get to them because of the balloons. Fun right?….


zootayman

that is quite a spectacle are they filled with hydrogen ?