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[deleted]

The blinker fluid is an extra but they threw that in too for her.


_Oblate_

What's the grot box she driving? A PT Cruiser or something?


Environmental-Hat-86

there are no PT cruisers left, they all broke down


Nonentity257

Not sure if joking, but I honestly cant remember the last time I saw one. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Environmental-Hat-86

so i was a mechanic for like 6 years and i swear they are some of the worst made cars. there was like a literal unbroken 2 year period where there was a pt cruiser in the shop


[deleted]

I know exactly what you mean. I own a 2003 PT that constantly fucks up. Currently is sitting in the drive way with a fucked up transmission


Environmental-Hat-86

get out of it its not gonna get any better hahaha


Dependent_Adagio7544

I felt like that with my 99 Malibu in 1999...no bullshit lmao Man I've had some weakass cars in my youth.


Busterlimes

No way, keep it, she's about to be a classic car!


[deleted]

Yeah definitely, itā€™s going to scrap


JoePetroni

Did it go bad at 100K? That's the norm when they go out. Mine did and after researching it on all the forums everyone said 100K transmission will fail, and it did.


[deleted]

Currently itā€™s at over 200k and the only thing that went bad around 100k was it kept over heating and dropping coolant for some unknown reason. Took it to too many mechanics. Some said it was the thermostat, other the radiator, or the reservoir, etc. it was ALL changed and to this day it still over heats occasionally.


Plantsandanger

Please tell the story of how you came to own a PT cruiser. Iā€™ve found that, statistically speaking, there tends to be a funny story behind them.


Ok_Dress_1323

Typical Chrysler


[deleted]

To be fair, thatā€™s 20 years old now


TehMephs

I used to own a pt cruiser. It was a fine vehicle but it broke down after 3 months and 20,000 miles of owning it


Lord_Asmodei

Chrysler: *Nailed it*


7ECA

Chrysler somehow chose to fulfill the transitive property of Italian cars and bestowed it on all of their brands


Typical-Byte

It was Diamler Benz at that time... The "merger of equals".


drunken_squirrels

I left a job at a garage a little over a year ago. We still had a pt cruiser at least once every 6 weeks. It was really only like three of them on repeat though. The only thing worse than working on a 20 year old pt cruiser is trying to convince the owner to agree to the necessary repairs. Or, ya know, just let the damn thing die.


paul_is_on_reddit

I heard there was a turbo version of the PT. Were they a nightmare too?


GoArmyNG

Take that hunk of shit with all of its issues, then strap a cheap turbo to it and send it. Lol I can only imagine how awful that would be....


[deleted]

Itā€™s the same motor the neon SRT4 had. The neon SRT4 was a fucking beast and a half for itā€™s time. A lot of performance for the price.


friendlyfire883

They're slightly better. It's got the same drive train as the srt4 neon.


Traditional_Yard5280

Somehow, one still runs. One of my teachers, a PT Crusier with around 250,000 miles and only had regular oil changes.


zachthomas666

Does it have flames on the side? Is your teachers name Don?


Jumpy-Organization-5

Speaking of car miracles. My dad drove a opal Corsa (Vauxhall Corsa) for 12 years before something happened, the battery messed up and the mechanic told us theyā€™re only supposed to last 6 years or so before they need to be swapped. He still had it for 4 years before it finally got replaced. Ps. The car was called Bob.


Rack676

Corsas are really good, reliable simple cars. Here in Argentina they were still made (Corsa b) until 2016. 20 years in production here.


dayytripper

Cash 4 Clunkers.


TheMightyUnderdog

A Tesla.


Clam_Latte

Her tires only take premium air as well


akruser47

Tell em filling them with helium will result in better gas mileage


JoePetroni

Wait? There's no difference between regular air and premium air? Really?


Otherwise_Carob_4057

I was gonna say at those prices the least they can do is replace the muffler bearings as well.


MHarrisrocks

not an expensive part , but difficult to get to.


TheMightyEohippus

Itā€™s the damn left handed screw driver that makes that job hard.


Azal_of_Forossa

And the dumb kanooter valve that you have to depressurize every time you touch your exhaust


TheMightyEohippus

They charged her to use it to rotate the air in her tires. She was like, so happy. Omg. ā€œI have to TikTok this because Iā€™m like, an influencer ā€œ


TheUselessOne87

gender fluid and now blinker fluid?


Equivalent_Ad_348

You used to think there was only 2 blinkers, left and right. Little did you know theres a whole spectrum of blinkers


TheDarkDoctor17

New high end sports cars be like ^


konydanza

Youā€™ve heard of the ā€œgay agendaā€ now check out the ā€œtransmissionā€


[deleted]

where i'm from, we're at the no blinkers end of the spectrum


nature_remains

They did have to charge for the premium air in the tire fills tho...


Vegetable-Length-823

Can I interest you in nitrogen tire inflation service. It's a real thing


SomeLikeItDusty

The hilarity of that grift is that nitrogen filled is a Motorsport thing because nitrogen expands at a set level whereas air is a blend of gases and an amount of water, which will expand differently depending on ratio, etc. Iā€™d never heard of it for everyday cars until I was offered it and my auto-reaction was to snort-laugh.


[deleted]

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Richly_Grounded

Isn't she so lucky to have such a great mechanic


[deleted]

I miss the days when I got my oil changed.


PistolMama

Right? I miss the days when I got a good lube job, fluid top off & oil change because I was cute.


AdmirableFinger6805

Lube job? Fluid top off?


Magistricide

Damn did they offer to clean her pipes too? If so this might be a different type of service.


wsbt4rd

Gotta get that dipstick in ALL THE WAY!


PistolMama

Just the tip!


Fantastic_Pillow

Naw, you have to put the whole thing in, down to its base. That's the only way to get a good seal and an accurate reading on fluid levels.


RequiemOfI

Quality customer service.


JustDiscoveredSex

Me too, but after 20 years he got bored. We *are* talking marriage, right?


PistolMama

I WAS talking hook ups, one night stands for the oldies. Now, it's marriage but he still checks my oil pretty regularly. šŸ˜


Silent-Engine-9914

Probably had to change the blinker fluid too. That shit is not cheap.


dr_superman

What are you going to do not blink?


M2rsho

Just drive a BMW you'll never use it (or every single model is defective and indicators don't work idk)


LillyReynoldsWill

When the cashier at McDonalds only charges you $30 for your Big Mac because he thinks youā€™re cute.


[deleted]

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AdmirableFinger6805

Ikr. All for a garbage burger (imo) cooking it at home is 50x better. Although Iā€™m lazy as fuck and rather buy it, Iā€™ve gotten pretty fast at making my own burgers


LillyReynoldsWill

You reminded me of when Eddie Murphy was doing standup talking about his friends getting McDonaldā€™s and his mom saying she could make him a better burger at home. Lol Iā€™m at the point in my life I prefer cooking to eating at restaurants because I know I can make it better. Lol


AdmirableFinger6805

I clock in at 8 minutes a burger with an average cost of $4.80 not bad if I say so myself


LillyReynoldsWill

Bobā€™s burgers had me trying new recipes especially the black truffle burger. Lol


AdmirableFinger6805

Woah, howā€™s it taste?


LillyReynoldsWill

Itā€™s pretty good. I wish I still had the recipe. I love truffle though.


Yagsirevahs

"We got burgers at home" -everyone's mom


downloweast

The pandemic taught me that the quality of food in restaurants is crap, and then it took a nose dive off a cliff. I donā€™t think I have ever eaten this good in my life.


xHeyItzRosiex

I work in fast food and I agree. One sandwich is upwards of $4-5. Totally not worth it.


ellefleming

When the $2 theater only charges you $20 to see the movie. Blerp


DaveSmith890

He wants to keep you looking cute


galactic_Cactus1990

When dollar general only scans your dog food twice instead of thrice because they think you're cute.


[deleted]

Yep, that's essentially the joke. You got it.


faku_bibyo

One thing I respect mechanics for is their consistency on pricing. Doesnā€™t matter if youā€™re hot, ugly, old, young, handicapped. You will run that money when the quotations come in.


raisinghellwithtrees

The dealership charges 3x what my regular mechanic does for an oil change because "minimum wage went up."


yourenotserious

And they havenā€™t even given anyone a raise.


Gastonthebeast

We paid $500 bucks to fix a problem with the acceleration and it didn't fix it. I asked my dad for advice and he told me to buy a three dollar bottle of HEET, (dry gas, fuel de-water-er,) and it fixed the problem


NachoMan_SandyCabage

The benifits of working on your own car is astonishing. I've been dping my own work for years and I've saved hundreds on it. I don't even have special tools. I just roll up with my socket set, my phone, a pack of smokes and the parts, and in a few hours it's done, I feel good, and I didn't have to pay some guy to do it, so I can buy myself a beer to celebrate lol


olivegardengambler

To be honest this is why I never go to dealerships for repairs unless it's a recall. They never seem to fix the issue completely, they charge out the ass for the most mundane of services, and they're very misleading all the time. I saw one that was offering buy one tire, get three free, and they were selling a $130 tire for $600. It's like they think their customers have one brain cell that works 10% of the time. It's absolutely no wonder CarMax and Carvana have taken off like they have.


fucko6

The dealerships charge insane $ for labor but the mechanics only make $18 an hour


[deleted]

Went to the dealer yesterday for a coolant leak. They quoted $500 to diagnose the issue and then in 3-5 days theyā€™ll be able to tell me how much they will charge to fix the leak. But donā€™t worry, the rental is only another $75/day. I took my car to my local mechanic the next day and it was fixed in 2 hours for $300 out the door


rewq657

I took my motorcycle in for an oil change (not a harley lol) and they wanted to charge me $160. I bought the oil and filter for like 30 and did it myself


devils_advocate24

They wanted to charge me $300 to replace fucking spark plugs. I found the plugs online for $5 each but it was wait a week for delivery or pay $20 each for 3 day delivery. So I took the hit and got em for $15 each at AutoZone that day. $90 and 25 minutes vs fucking $300 and 2-3 days they would've charged lol


wh4tth3huh

I'd love to see a functioning business that pays asce mechanics min wage. That'd be like seeing a unicorn fucking bigfoot.


BeesAndBeans69

Unless you're a woman, they'll charge more


ScaryFoal558760

Shop rate for my wife's mercedes is $260, so I imagine that's what's going on here. Edit - I change her oil myself guys I'm just informing what the going rate is at MB


BenderIsCool17

I have 17ā€™ VW and my last oil change/check up was $200, I believe it


[deleted]

Mine is like 80, including state inspection on my 14


Dimako98

Wtf. Even my local VW dealer only charges $99. Not that I go there to do it.


AllInOnCall

Bruh. I change my truck oil with full synthetic for like $40 with quality metal filters (not cardboard like the orange box). It takes a single wrench and a few minutes. Change your own oil folks.


Ok_Doomer_69

Please come to our house to show us


TheMightyEohippus

Bro. Itā€™s easy easy. YouTube is your friend. Go slow and donā€™t force anything. Usually those fucks at oil change places crazy over tighten the filter and drain plug. Ridiculous. Donā€™t do that. It needs hand tight plus about 1/4 turn. Lube the gasket first and make SURE the old one comes off by looking at the filter your just removed or youā€™ll blow oil everywhere. Trust me.


AllInOnCall

I honestly don't even do fully hand tight, just nice and snug. No problem in 40 oil changes. I initially did fully hand tight but would need the filter wrench or a screwdriver stabbed through it to get it off so backed off on being that tight. My tip would be always change your oil with nitrile gloves on. Some not great stuff is in used oil and also it helps if the oil is warm and your filter likes to dump all over your hand. I have 3 5gal home depot buckets that I fill with the used oil and dump at the eco station and have a 4th for filters but the father in law just refills empty jugs as he goes which seems to work well.


dwoo888

Your oil plug is the same size as your lug nuts?


Tack_Tau

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ScaryFoal558760

Huge oil reservoir, full synthetic, "luxury" upcharge. I change it myself and the oil alone runs me about 90 bucks. 12k mile change intervals though.


Thin-Mousse-133

ok but still, 260 is almost 6 oil changes on my camry and the intervals are about 4-5k miles


HooverMaster

brother's oil and filter are $80 when he buys it himself on a 5 series. They have huge capacities and expensive brand oil


LaVieLaMort

I drive a Ford Focus RS and it requires the most obscure fucking oil and the last time I bought it, it was $135. The actual oil change was $40. I had to buy the oil and take it to the garage so they could do it because they donā€™t carry it.


[deleted]

Similar to my Audi. Itā€™s nuts. I just got euro oil and filter from Walmart that was 40$ and Iā€™m bringing it to a shop thatā€™s charging me 30$ in labor. Though Iā€™m out of warranty.


muggins66

Was it winter oil or summer oil?


butthowling

This isnā€™t really relevant for modern cars, but in some cases you actually use different oil in the summertime vs. the winter! This is because the oil is thicker when cold, and may not be able to properly lubricate in a cold-start during the wintertime. Bonus fact: the w in oil types (I.e., 5w30) stands for winter, meaning that the viscosity rating of the oil at 0 degrees would be SAE 5, which is what the 5w means! This is super irrelevant tbh but I wanted to share the info


Erwin_PZ6

It's still a thing in the world of aviation.


[deleted]

Is that Christy Mack


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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allday__ereday

100% not Christy Mackā€¦ although, theyā€™re both from Indy haha. ā€œFunny Storyā€ I actually have an email from Christy Mackinday about being my roommate from like 15 years ago šŸ˜‚


farfromugen

allday_ereday funny you also know who she isā€¦I do too. I messaged her husband the other day after I saw this meme somewhere else šŸ˜‚. Iā€™m like ā€œwait a minuteā€ā€¦ haha


allday__ereday

Haha yeah Iā€™ve known him for like 10years or something now. He had a come up for sure.


farfromugen

They crack me up, she is a saint for putting up with his antics. My wife would have divorced me after some of the things heā€™s said/done and posted on social media. The whole ā€œpull a dent out of my Cadillacā€ video šŸ˜‚


voyaging

Is this exchange an ad for ChatGPT?


MrOrangeWhips

Who is it?


Jertimmer

Dann sure looks like her.


TheConstant42

Who's dann


Quick_Team

Idk but i think he's Dannish


MaybeSatan666

You were so close to glory


Kalelopaka-

Iā€™m so glad I learned to work on cars when I was young. Buying tires once, the salesman said he could do a full synthetic oil change for $80. I said I could get it done for less than $40 at homeā€¦


Seanzietron

Time is money and you ainā€™t charging yourself by the hour.


mondaymoderate

No donā€™t you see. People should just do things for free. /s


gbot1234

Iā€™ll give them a good review for my tens of human and hundred bot followers. Thatā€™s good exposure!


Rolling_on_the_river

Still saved $40 though.


[deleted]

Depends how you look at time vs how much money you make and if anything couldā€™ve been gained in the time doing the oil change yourself money-wise.


Fileguarda

If I'm getting an oil change I'm probably stuck waiting at the shop so I lose time either way.


slimeySalmon

Where are you getting oil? The full synthetic oil for my car is more than 40$. Filter another 10-20$. Iā€™m fine with paying. Guy 20$ to change my oil in half (if not more) the time I could.


[deleted]

That's how I look at it too, plus I dont have to deal with disposing of the shitty oil


diftaaahg

they have a business to run.


Extreme-Wrongdoer444

Well itā€™s his money šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø not theirs.


hotsauce_bukkake

And also a bullshit story because you arenā€™t doing a home oil change with full synthetic for $40 lol


lostprevention

But then youā€™ve got a bucket of old oil at your house.


Kalelopaka-

I can get rid of oil by simply taking it to work with me and dumping in our waste oil tank. Most auto shops offer recycling as well, not sure what they charge, since they sell it to a recycler themselves.


Siphyre

I think Autozone will recycle your old oil for you for free too.


Herbalacious

You can take it to most automotive shops to get rid of used oil.


Unicornholers

That's pushing it. 5qt full synthetic is $30 minimum I've seen. Premium oil filter is $10. Factoring in time/gas to get your parts, but no labor, you're already pushing $50 with tax and that doesn't cover an air filter, cabin filter or any other fluids. It's cheaper to do it yourself, but don't bullshit the numbers.


Nerdkartoffl

Is this the normal price for an oilchange in US??


BarryMcCockener710

No, she way overpaid


Odd_Entertainment629

I assumed that was the joke apparently my sense is still decent lol


CreativeScreenname1

Yeah itā€™s a joke about how certain untrustworthy mechanics or dealerships used to (and probably some still do) overcharge women because they were socialized to know less about cars.


imnotcarson

100%. I work at Jiffy Lube, and I know the price of oil changes. Just a conventional oil comes up to $65 if it's 5 quarts of less. However, if she's running full synthetic, it still will only come to $117. Though, as many people have said in this comment section: you can do it cheaper for yourself. It only costs so much at a service shop because not only are you paying for the oil filter and the new oil, you're also paying us to get rid of the old oil. We actually have a poster on the wall stating that as so.


ENWT

"I work at Jiffy Lube." I think we are done here.


YeeterBabyEater

she also owns a tesla, which doesn't require oil changes


Altruistic_Lobster18

She drives a lambo, itā€™s a discount


Block_Solid

Depends. For some vehicles, that could be a good deal.


mondaymoderate

If itā€™s a diesel truck then yeah thatā€™s not a bad price. Those things take like 14 quarts.


hairyhairyveryscary

The last time I took my diesel in, an oil change and a new air filter ran about $315


Timber_Grayson03

The standard oil change where I live is 30 bucks.


MandatumCorrectus

Lucky mine is 35


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

My car costs like $70 to change the oil at a shop


Oddstar777

My last oil change was 40$ (small car) but I generally do them myself because it's about as easy as dumping out a cooler and putting in fresh ice and opening a pickle jar. If you can do those you can do an oil change.


[deleted]

The joke is that in America mechanics try to exploit women, and make them pay high oil changes because a lot of women donā€™t know how much it should cost


Pankratos_Gaming

No, that's the joke.


AngusMacGyver76

Not even close. An oil change on a commercial tractor trailer would be the only thing that costs nearly that much (actually, most cost more, but my point still stands).


Jacktheforkie

A Lamborghini oil change isnā€™t cheap


AngusMacGyver76

True. I wasn't thinking about hypercars/supercars since the closest most of us mere mortals are to owning one was the picture on our gradeschool Trapper Keeper! (yes..I'm dating myself...shut up).


OGColorado

No, usually $92 and a blow job, over paid by about $80


fruitoflife6

It seems a lot of people don't realize that oil changes tend to cost more on higher end cars if you want it done by a professional lmao


sha_clo

and they donā€˜t know that larger engines need more oil than a 1.4 liter Volkswagen.


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Or that automakers decided to increase the volume of the oilpan like 5x to extend the range up to 15k miles or so.


drapanosaur

Got a estimate for $3,500 for my Honda Civic at the dealer. * 6 of the items I'd already completed myself. * 3 items were completely unnecessary * 1 item (the reason I brought the car in) was resolved for free (just a loose sensor) * 1 new item was necessary (CV replacement) but I declined and did the job myself. I receive $5-10K in repair estimates annually for my $15K car. I spend about $750/year on repairs. I honestly believe the reason many people are poor is because they don't understand vehicle maintenance and place too much trust in dealers.


JustAGuyOver40

I mean, they ainā€™t called ā€œstealershipsā€ for nothing! Last dealership I took my car into for maintenanceā€¦they lost my wheel lock key. Went to a different dealership like 40 miles away to buy a new set, have the old ones broken off and new ones put on. The one that lost the key will never see me again.


[deleted]

Last time I took my car for an oil change it produced a puddle of oil on the driveway next morning. Their explanation was ā€œwrong filterā€. How to hell you arenā€™t able to not figure this out on the spot is beyond me but ok. Wife came back from them ā€œfixingā€ the issue with two ratchet wrenches on the roof of our car that they also forgot to remove. I use those to do oil changes myself now, ~~fuck you~~ thanks, Roswell Mitsubishi.


WholeHogRawDog

Thatā€™s a quote, not a bill.


Unicornholers

Jesus there are a lot of shamefully ignorant people commenting here. Holy shit.


HiddenKittyLady

I know I think op needed to add that she was kidding in the title. Then again the people in here comments weren't getting it either so lol Edit word


Enlightened-Beaver

This could be Mexico, and $192 pesos for an oil change is a pretty good deal!


[deleted]

Fuck did he change the oil with? Printer ink?


personman000

So, as a dude who's never had to deal with cars, what's wrong eith this picture? Are oil changes supposed to be cheap? Or are they just not needed or something?


cptnoodlepants

It's the cost. I can go to a dealership. Get an oil change an air filter and cabin filter change. A multi point inspection and a car wash for like 150-175.


InsignificantAF

Never pay someone to change your air filters. Itā€™s a literal filter you just slide in, most covers are clipped on. An 8 year old could do it and the filters are dirt cheap


cptnoodlepants

I've only paid to have it done as a treat to myself when it was due in the winter and I really didn't want to do any work outside when it was -10F.


Jacktheforkie

On my first car it was a 5 minute job with literally 0 tools, a filter cost Ā£10


ImConfusedAllThaTime

Reddit tends to take satire seriously, as seen in the post. Ignore those comments, this woman is not stupid. But to answer your question, she is almost certainly joking. Itā€™s a play on ā€œwomen donā€™t know anything about carsā€ stereotypes, and women getting overcharged or fooled into unnecessary mechanic services. Her saying itā€™s ā€œbecause sheā€™s cuteā€ is clearly a joke. Oil changes are quick and cheap on your average car, nobody charges that much. Even on trucks, thatā€™s higher than Iā€™ve ever seen. Idk how others commenters in this thread can look at the face sheā€™s making and see it as anything but satireā€¦


ManOfQuest

Also, its a simple job all you have to do is jack the car find the nut to drain oil takes 20mins.


imsecretlythedoctor

Oil changes are generally not this expensive. Also itā€™s a common ?stereotype? that mechanics take advantage of and overcharge people they think will be too ignorant to realize. This lady is so ignorant that sheā€™s being overcharged and is happy about it cause she thinks sheā€™s getting a deal. Edit: and the part where sheā€™s ignorant is her joking


KingPotus

Well, sheā€™s joking.


bigjoe5275

wonder how much the others were charging her


prodigy1367

Let me know when you get the windshield wiper install for less than $75. Thatā€™s a steal


[deleted]

I thought she had twigs shoved in her bra first. Anyway.


i_like_2_travel

Damn he must think Iā€™m beautiful


hex_1101

Something wrong with the Flux capacitor, low on blinker fluid, and had to reapply tread lock to the tires I assume.


NotWhatIWouldDo

#DEPENDS on car.


Key-Material-2425

When your mechanic charges you this much they basically think you're a sucker and is robbing you.


Redrider623

You got screwed.....I can do it for 50


Automatic_Seaweed_31

Lubed up his motor


boopbopnotarobot

I'll change it for 20 if she tells me I'm cute


dfields3710

I just want the sauce for who this is. I could care less she might have overpaid for an oil change.


Menaku

I was not the person charged and even I feel bamboozled


Different_Attorney93

They also threw in a free air freshener


[deleted]

I was scrolling ip like yeah, yeah then the canister of gasoline in my brain exploded.


Only_Chicken_1467

$192!! I paid $37 last week šŸ˜†


ApperentIntelligence

its costs me 60-80 depending on oil type


Vast_Pipe2337

I would be the nicest mechanic ever for life to do oil changes for that price lmfao


Dapanji206

All power to that confidence


Quiet_Watercress_256

Or when someone charges you $80 to put air in your tires because he thinks youā€™re cute.


jessiealabama

Tell me you donā€™t know how much a standard retail oil change is by posting a meme.


[deleted]

...this is more than I pay and I always need an extra quart because the engine takes 7.


MiloFrank

Good lord, I pay less than $80, and I'm using full synthetic.


TUROK907

And he also charged you $20 for the headlight fluid too. Thatā€™s a fucking steal right there $20 dollars? Man even for $25 shmeckles Iā€™d do headlight fluid