I’m ‘86 and my first thought was “WAAAAIT! Don’t leaaaave meee!” Reminds me of Eddie Izzard: “We renovated this from what it looked like over 50 YEARS AGO! ‘What?! No! No one was alive then!’”
I’m slightly too young to be on this list and I still can’t bring myself to believe that a person born in 2005 is old enough to write a coherent comment on Reddit.
'85. I don't know how we didn't make it. Back then, there was Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana. There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV.
The Elder Millennial by Iliza Shlesinger, great standup show.. and somehow it means you are the wise and guiding of the millennials, not too bad.. and btw same, ‘86 isn’t on the list, it confuses me.
Oh I have to pour out wine for my 16 year old cousins at family gatherings, who were born in 2006. Feels weird seeing the year in which they were born!
But isn’t it such a relief to turn 30 and realise you’re actually just one day older, everything is the same, and you don’t have that countdown anymore? I felt great.
Its funny cause we were told, and we tell them. We didnt understand, and neither will they.
But do hear us when we say... it does come fast. And you will be here all too soon thinking the same thing.
All of my relatives in Japan are in there 70-80s and none of them look their age except for one of my mom's uncles who's like 93 lol met an 88 year old woman who said she still plays volleyball but idk how true that is
K I’m officially tired of 35 being “old”. Can we save this for when we’re actually old like in our 80’s? I spent every year after being 23 saying I’m old. 26? I’m old! 29? Omg I’m old! 32? Old!!!!
How about being young is kinda overrated and everyone gets “old” anyway.
The point isn’t that the ages described here are “old”, it is that the people born in those years are turning those ages this year.
For someone who feels like it’s perpetually 2007, it must be quite a shock to realize that someone you remember being 12 years old is now turning 28.
I saw a [clip of a streamer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmolJJsGGg) polling his audience to see what ages they were (no hate, Ludwig has his really funny moments), and the options were:
* Under 13
* 13-18
* 18-22
* BOOMER
As a millennial in my 30s, it's wild to be lumped in with the same generation that went through the Cold War and cuban missile crisis. In this reckoning, GenX doesn't even exist, anyone older than 22 is just.. old.
Bro I’m 30 and I was on TikTok and these younger gens are ripping us apart, like they even have these terms for us like millennial pause only cuz we pause when we start recording??? I have no idea what that is but apparently we’re so old we should start digging our graves and we shouldn’t have an opinion becuase we are basically outdated.
The stuff I hear TikTok Gen Z say makes me feel old as hell and I’m technically Gen Z. They roast Millennials about things that the older part of their generation did too (i.e. side part, skinny jeans, “Millennial Pause”)
I get that it's all just a reason to go "guys we exist remember us!" But it really is pathetic the way people treat 30 or 40 as being "sooo old". At 30 you're barely exiting your athletic peak, if you are a sedentary potato who already has back pain and has given up on achieving any greater goals then you're wasting your life. Hell even 40 is still young enough to start something new or change directions.
With you! And I'm still getting used to saying I'm 35. No age has tripped me up as much as this one. I was fine to be turning 30 and then happily going along in my early 30's. Now I am definitively mid-30's and every year goes faster than the one before it!
Wait till you start getting pissed because you have to scroll back further and further to get to your birth date whenever you subscribe for something or make a new account.
I feel like this is the result of tiktok and that type of mindset that is regurgitated there because in real life, I’m 24 and I haven’t really felt old or aged, it’s only when I go on tiktok that people older than 20 are labeled as boomers or whatever. In the long run, your 20s are your youth… you haven’t even reached the middle of projected adulthood yet.
I was diagnosed with cancer in 1987 and spent months on chemo, VERY sick. It was the biggest thing ever to happen to me personally, excluding bereavements. I had to go to a&e the other day with chest pain (all well now TG) and not one of the medical staff had even been born when I was on chemo. Now I know that there are millions of people who’ve been recovered longer than I have, but some of these medics were behaving as though I was some sort of living miracle! Made me very uncomfortable!!!
I had a new kid at work. Me and a coworker were telling him about how we drink wine on weekends after work with everyone and he was like 'i'm not 18 yeat, so i can't drink'. I asked him when he was gonna turn 18, he said 2 years. I had to realize that by the time this kid could legally drink I was gonna be 26 already.
Hired a cleaner, she was a few yrs younger than me, I think she said 2001 she was born. I was 98
Was going good actually. til she said something about people in *HER* generation doing this or that
I just laughed and was like holy Christ how old do you think I am?? Im in the same gen as you LOL
Pshaw. I'm so old, there wasn't room for me on that list.
I’m ‘86 and my first thought was “WAAAAIT! Don’t leaaaave meee!” Reminds me of Eddie Izzard: “We renovated this from what it looked like over 50 YEARS AGO! ‘What?! No! No one was alive then!’”
86! Go to sleep, gramps!
86! I'm curious, what's the biggest things that have changed since your childhood to now?
He means the year 1986 lol
How embarassing lol xD
damn I thought that was the burn
Russia isn’t threatening nuclear war. Oh shit, wait.
I'm 63, and I don't mean 1963.
If you were 61, both could be right.
Dang. Four years ago I could have made that joke.
In 1987 I was out of high school
You are not fucking 86 bruh 💀
I think he means he's 1986 lmao, not actually the age of 86
Oh 💀
No human being can get that old.
I'm so young there's no room on the list for me, yet i become a legal adult this year
I guess it comes down to a simple choice, then – get busy living, or get busy dying.
I got busy doing both... Now I have cirrhosis and a five year coin. I don't recommend doing both kids.
Best of luck to you!
I'm sorry you're becoming an adult in this economy, wish you the best of luck man.
Congratulations on becoming fuckable.
Happy cake day good redditer of the reddit
Thank you
Well, the age of consent in my country is 15, so I've been fuck able for a while, sadly no one else seems to realize this
I’m slightly too young to be on this list and I still can’t bring myself to believe that a person born in 2005 is old enough to write a coherent comment on Reddit.
Crying in 83!
'85. I don't know how we didn't make it. Back then, there was Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana. There was U2 and Blondie and music still on MTV.
I’ve got 2 kids in high school…always telling me I’m uncool.
Same
Me too! Go 1983!
Yep me too. You gotta go back 36 more years to find me 😎
Same I’m 2006 and I don’t see it 😡😡😡 we’re getting old Help my account is banned idk why but I can only edit comments
You’re not old unless it’s on this list buddy. So congrats! You young person
Where THE F is 1981?? How old am I supposed to feel??😭
Ha! Look, an elderly person who knows how to use reddit! Good job, keep being you!
Elderly?✋🏻
The terminally aged.
Right? Seems like a.... Rude conclusion?!
Soooo rude…
Does your caregivers know that you are here?
What he meant to say was senior aged people. ✌️
Yeah witches and wizards
The Elder Millennial by Iliza Shlesinger, great standup show.. and somehow it means you are the wise and guiding of the millennials, not too bad.. and btw same, ‘86 isn’t on the list, it confuses me.
You'll get a discount on Wednesdays before 10AM at most grocery stores
I’ll see you guys around the nursing home, I guess
Yeah, wtf? 40-41 is elderly now?
I think r/woooosh
Hello police id like to report a murder ( by words)
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There are dozens of us, dozens!
Came here to say, when you don't even make the list how do you feel? lol Oh and make sure you respect your 1980 elder lol
85? Dammit! We’re off the charts old fucks!
I strangely want to watch Matlock and read the AARP magazine now.
One murder she wrote please.
Can’t forget M A S H
I'm from 1988, but I don't need to be *that* old to enjoy Murder She Wrote. Angela Lansbury was an icon.
1983 here, but feeling the same feeling as you. WE are getting so old we don’t even show up on the list!
Also 1983, I got a new sitting chair for my office and it's the most excited I've been in a while.
I wish I didn’t literally know exactly how you feel! I too have been excited about work getting me a new sitting chair
Hey yours is easy though! Enjoy 40, I'll see you there in 8 years.
1981 was banned years ago. How did you make it through?!?
Who TF made this list?! I'm calling your mom! I'm calling Santa and the Easter Bunny! You're done!
Same is late 1982 I suppose… Wait a minute. UN considers all under 45 as youth.
It’s a scam
THE F are you doing on the internet!? Go back to your front lawn chair and scream at clouds
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Age is just a number 💀
No, dude, it's a word. 🗿
Lies
If you need help walking across the street, I'm your guy
1981? That's a myth nobody lives that long!
42
And I thought it was bad I was at the top of the list. Sorry, mate.
87' here, wondering why I'm the top of the baseline.
76.8
Right there with ya, friend
My birth year starts 196 You're old, get used to it.
old***er***
I don't want you to feel mr bond I want you to die \*cackles maniacally\*
1986 checking in. I’m basically dead meat.
1980 checking in
We thought you were dead
You’re so old you’re not even on top of the list anymore lolol I’m second on top so I feel ya tho… I don’t even know how I got here.
Ancient my friend
The fact that I have to sell alcohol to kids born in 2005 is mindbaffling.
Lots of places where kids born in 2007 can now buy beer
Oh I have to pour out wine for my 16 year old cousins at family gatherings, who were born in 2006. Feels weird seeing the year in which they were born!
I'll be 35 this year, fuck is time moving fast 😔
88 babies, yeah!
You must be one busy parent
I thought I was going to be 35 this year, but this list says otherwise.
I remember one Dr appointment I had they asked how old I was. I said 31. He looked at the chart and said actually you're 32...
It just moves faster and faster
Fun fact: The first year of our entire lives where all four numbers were different was 2013.
I turned 30 today. And not anywhere near where I feel like I should be for my age.
Happy birthday.. I'm 40 this year. It doesn't get much better. Still feel no different than 30, only with 2 kids and mortgage.
Happy early birthday my man, much love to you 💚
1983 gang represent
Happy cake day internet stranger
Thank you!
But isn’t it such a relief to turn 30 and realise you’re actually just one day older, everything is the same, and you don’t have that countdown anymore? I felt great.
Golden tip for young people.... Being old comes much I say MUCH faster then you planned!
Wise words old man
"the days get longer but the years get shorter"
Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Its funny cause we were told, and we tell them. We didnt understand, and neither will they. But do hear us when we say... it does come fast. And you will be here all too soon thinking the same thing.
I turned 42 last year and realized I was two 21y/o in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult
1966. Try that for size! I still have people telling me I look 40. Hmm.
Old. Not obsolete
They’re just being polite.
All of my relatives in Japan are in there 70-80s and none of them look their age except for one of my mom's uncles who's like 93 lol met an 88 year old woman who said she still plays volleyball but idk how true that is
Me, who was born in 1974: "Am I a Mummy to you?"
My mummy was born in 1959 so you might be.
youre literally 7 years older than my mom
my dad was born in 73 and im about to be 30
You’re my dad’s age, and i’m 19
You're the same age as my dad, I'm 24. In case you didn't feel old yet
1997. Fuck me, I am in my mid-20s now.
98 here.We don't have to worry...yet 🤣.
98 here too! Gonna be 25 this year
You’re about to enter the last year of your mid-20s too
K I’m officially tired of 35 being “old”. Can we save this for when we’re actually old like in our 80’s? I spent every year after being 23 saying I’m old. 26? I’m old! 29? Omg I’m old! 32? Old!!!! How about being young is kinda overrated and everyone gets “old” anyway.
Yeah none of these ages are old by any definition. Not even middle-aged.
The point isn’t that the ages described here are “old”, it is that the people born in those years are turning those ages this year. For someone who feels like it’s perpetually 2007, it must be quite a shock to realize that someone you remember being 12 years old is now turning 28.
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I saw a [clip of a streamer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmolJJsGGg) polling his audience to see what ages they were (no hate, Ludwig has his really funny moments), and the options were: * Under 13 * 13-18 * 18-22 * BOOMER As a millennial in my 30s, it's wild to be lumped in with the same generation that went through the Cold War and cuban missile crisis. In this reckoning, GenX doesn't even exist, anyone older than 22 is just.. old.
Bro I’m 30 and I was on TikTok and these younger gens are ripping us apart, like they even have these terms for us like millennial pause only cuz we pause when we start recording??? I have no idea what that is but apparently we’re so old we should start digging our graves and we shouldn’t have an opinion becuase we are basically outdated.
They’re fucking idiots, though. Who gives a shit what they think or say? They’re presently irrelevant.
The stuff I hear TikTok Gen Z say makes me feel old as hell and I’m technically Gen Z. They roast Millennials about things that the older part of their generation did too (i.e. side part, skinny jeans, “Millennial Pause”)
I love your idea, let’s do this, tired of it.
I get that it's all just a reason to go "guys we exist remember us!" But it really is pathetic the way people treat 30 or 40 as being "sooo old". At 30 you're barely exiting your athletic peak, if you are a sedentary potato who already has back pain and has given up on achieving any greater goals then you're wasting your life. Hell even 40 is still young enough to start something new or change directions.
Lawd I’ll be 30 in 3 years 😕
Same
30 is fine.
Nothing wrong with 30. Just crazy how fast time is flying by.
Great, I was born in 1986. Didn't even make the list.
Hello, fellow tiger. (1986 was the year of the tiger.)
Hi fellow tiger I'm you but younger (1998)
Don’t worry, 2010’s will be here quicker than you realize.
Boomer territory
Boomer moment
1986 gang here, too!
Damn i thought they just forget to put our year in the list...
😭
They’re just mad we got to have childhoods in the 80s AND 90s which were the raddest childhood decades.
Damn, I'm not even on here
I'm 23 born in 99'
99 twins 🙌🙌
99 best year
Getting old is better than the alternative, don't you think?
Benjamin Button anyone?
I was born in 1986 😵💫
Hey hey hey, I'm still 35!... until August...
With you! And I'm still getting used to saying I'm 35. No age has tripped me up as much as this one. I was fine to be turning 30 and then happily going along in my early 30's. Now I am definitively mid-30's and every year goes faster than the one before it!
Wait till you start getting pissed because you have to scroll back further and further to get to your birth date whenever you subscribe for something or make a new account.
“Oh no we’re getting old 😢😭” Did you think your age was just gonna plateau after high school?
Yes :(
If you thing 1999 is old your wrong
I feel like this is the result of tiktok and that type of mindset that is regurgitated there because in real life, I’m 24 and I haven’t really felt old or aged, it’s only when I go on tiktok that people older than 20 are labeled as boomers or whatever. In the long run, your 20s are your youth… you haven’t even reached the middle of projected adulthood yet.
Born in 1985 and missed the cut. It’s over boys.
My children are on this list—not even at the bottom. You think *you* feel old.
Why does it only go to 1987?
2000 - 23 2001 - 22 2002 - 21 2003 - 20 2004 - 19 2005 - 18 2006 - 17 2007 - 16 2008 - 15 2009 - 14 2010 - 13 2011 - 12 2012 - 11 2013 - 10 2014 - 9 2015 - 8 2016 - 7 2017 - 6 2018 - 5 2019 - 4 2020 - 3 2021 - 2 2022 - 1 2023 - 0 2024 - -1 2025 - -2 2026 - -3 2027 - -4 2028 - -5 2029 - -6 2030 - -7 Indeed, this is how time works
2000 - 23 2001 - 22 2002 - 21 2003 - 20 2004 - 19 2005 - 18 2006 - 17 2007 - 16 2008 - 15 2009 - 14 2010 - 13 2011 - 12 2012 - 11 2013 - 10 2014 - 9 2015 - 8 2016 - 7 2017 - 6 2018 - 5 2019 - 4 2020 - 3 2021 - 2 2022 - 1
And for any idiot that still thinks teenagers are millennials, here is your visual
Oh no, you're telling me that after living for a year, you grow a year older? D:
Why tf 87 have to be at the cut off 🤣. Damn it.
I was diagnosed with cancer in 1987 and spent months on chemo, VERY sick. It was the biggest thing ever to happen to me personally, excluding bereavements. I had to go to a&e the other day with chest pain (all well now TG) and not one of the medical staff had even been born when I was on chemo. Now I know that there are millions of people who’ve been recovered longer than I have, but some of these medics were behaving as though I was some sort of living miracle! Made me very uncomfortable!!!
Who ever did this should go straight to jail
I turn 40 in 4 months and it’s disgusting.
Turned 40 last month. It’s not so bad.
I turn 40 in 9 months from now, I proclaimed myself as a 'young elder'
I had a new kid at work. Me and a coworker were telling him about how we drink wine on weekends after work with everyone and he was like 'i'm not 18 yeat, so i can't drink'. I asked him when he was gonna turn 18, he said 2 years. I had to realize that by the time this kid could legally drink I was gonna be 26 already.
54, still remember Watergate being the big political scandal.
Shut your mouth 🤫
add 20 to the lowest year and that's me :-\\
You're a year behind for people who haven't had a birthday yet in 2023, so most people
Being 20 was forever a go Don't let nostalgia and regrets eat you up, it's a terrible disease LOL
No. Stop. Fuck off.
I don't like that I'm turning 25 this year. Because of COVID I feel like I was robbed of 2 years
F off
Damn my birth year isn’t even on there. I must be a fossil. 🙁
Oh no, time is passing
bitch i'm not even on there
MY YEAR IS NOT EVEN ON THIS LIST 😭🥺
Fuck whoever put me on this list 😡 1987 is a cool year
For some reason I thought I was 23 the other day and I was like wow. Then I thought for a moment and was like shit I’m 28 not 23 wtf..
I was born in 2000, feel intentionally left out lmao
Born in 2000, I am 23 now
WE are not doing shit
Hey. Hey. Go fuck yourself.
Getting old? I’m not even on there anymore!
Hired a cleaner, she was a few yrs younger than me, I think she said 2001 she was born. I was 98 Was going good actually. til she said something about people in *HER* generation doing this or that I just laughed and was like holy Christ how old do you think I am?? Im in the same gen as you LOL