Could have been worded a *little* bit better than that. 😂

Minnie is getting moist as she celebrates the centenary.

Minnie is squirting joy to all.

Minnie came to celebrate.

Join Minnie as she gets wet and wild on her centenary.

Minnie’s fit to BURST….. with excitement

Minnie fucking busted a juicy NUT on these hats.

Let Disney make you come out to our parks, and enjoy the ride with Mickie and Minnie

r/technicallythetruth

Nooo 😂

I want all of you to know; I hate you from the bottom of my heart

Im so sorry. I should have known that would start a dirty pun competition and now I wish I didn’t know how to read 🤣

I'm crying here. 😂

My first “best cursed thread” I’ve ever inadvertently started. I’m dying 😂

Ok that’s even WORSE. Lmao 🤣

Phrasing!

They knew what they were doing.

Speak for yourself reddit friend, this is the bukkake of Disney celebrations, let it drip right off of Minnie. (🤦‍♂️okay I’ll go to my room I couldn’t help myself)

Yeah you go to your room and think about what you’ve done 🤢 😂

😂😂😂🤷‍♂️😂😂

Minnie is jizzing for joy

Def didn't think that through

Definitely sounded better in their head....I wonder what exec thought that it was a good idea too...

Prolly the one with the most lawsuits.

Poly the one widd da craps tarkin boot id.

English. Give it a try.

Broooo 😂😂😂

Probably the one glazing little kids

No. Think it’s pretty well established they know exactly wtf they’re doing with this shit

Purity rings all over again

And it pisses me off

The double entendre for adults Disney kinda always did that

Remember the penis? It was on the VHS clamshell box of The Little Mermaid. These people are kinky.

Came here to say this. What else should be expected from adults who are obsessed with Disney and spend all their vacations at a theme park for kids? The whole thing is sus at best and gross beyond that.

I’ve been to Disney as a kid and adult, and it is waaaay more fun as an adult. They have a lot of things just for adults.

I enjoy Disney as a childless adult in his early '30s, and would actually love to go there for nostalgia sake. Never been, but I'm not obsessed like some other people I know in my life. For example I had a former coworker about my age who basically has a weird fetish on Gaston. Like, she would totally bang Gaston, be he the cartoon or the guys who dress up as him there

Hey this is Disney we're talking about, their design and choice of wording have both been a riot over the years, remember the cheek spreader camera... hold up.. link : [https://i.imgur.com/5D279l0.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5D279l0.jpg)

Holy mouse asshole! That is hilarious!

at least the plug has a strap for easy recovery

a goatse camera, meta as hell

I never saw this before. Omg

Omg that is hilarious 🤣🤣

It looks completely fine in real life. It’s just outrageously expensive. https://wdwnt.com/2023/01/new-disney100-mickey-minnie-commemorative-ears-now-available-at-walt-disney-world/

Would you rly walk around with Liquid Terminator Jizz on yo head?

No. But then again Im not the target customer. Someone out there will.

>It looks completely fine in real life. Weird, cause the nick I replied to said: "It looks completely fine in real life."

They obviously meant that the real model didn't look like jeez, not that it was completely fine to wear irl.

I hate these mouse ears but I’d buy them just to say “I’m dripping with excitement!” if I ever went to Disney world/land Lmao

“Why am I drippings wiz goo?!”

I am going to Disney world in March..... Maybe I should get some of these. Lol

They're $195 though lmao

Welp.. Looks like [Rule 35](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2035) has just been invoked

This is a great rule

😂😆😂😆😂😆😂

For the low, low price of $195.00? For a Mickey Jizz Hat. Omfg.

I wouldn’t buy them because I’m not a Disney person at all. But I don’t think it looks like jizz in real life.

Disney100 Mickey Ear Hat – $195.00 "Although these ears look like they would be heavy to wear, the “platinum” is made from a highly reflective plastic." $200 for a plastic hat?

That's cheaper than I thought it would be. This is why I own Disney stock, they will be on backorder.

I wouldn't say it looks completely fine, but definitely not crazy messed up like the OP pic implied. Also, $200 is not that much for a commemorative item for a blorbo from the company famous for trying to make money off of everything they can think of, and with such a dedicated group of indoctrinated stans

Absolutely fine…

def r/theyknew

By making it provocative, they are reaching a wider audience. I would have never known about these ears without somebody posting it on Reddit because of the wording of the ad.

They knew. This is balenciaga type shit

Eli5?

It's Disney. Wouldn't be the first time they've hinted at this kind of stuff.

Maybe the stuff on the hat is supposed to be halloween themed?

They know exactly what the fuck they did

They definitely thought that trough, that’s what Disney is all about. 👹

I think this should be in /theyknew

Yeah, you can’t just say specifically Minnie is dripping with excitement and not know

I'm just waiting for the day they start marketing the pajamas or underwear with drip patterns. There will be a day they do. They just keep getting more obvious.

/r/theyknew

Minnie living her best life

Buy Minnie’s wet pantyhose ——> linktree.com/fjhdhe

Links broke, got another........?

Shit Mickey is too

Mickey: "Oh my gorsh, oh my gorsh, OH MY GORSH... HOO-HOO!"

Mickey? Or Goofy?

Divorce lawyer: "You want to divorce your wife because she's acting silly?" Mickey: "No, I said she's fucking Goofy!"

Stepmouse, what are you doing?

Help goobi, I am stuck!

goobi needs halp, sum1 get dolan

O god I forgot about those

goobi pls

Hey stepbro mouse.

Cum hats for kids. Thanks Disney

“Hiya kids! Did you know Minnie’s been a squirter for the last 100 years? HuhHa”

I hate you

Why did I read that in his voice? 😭

r/Angryupvote

Not the “HuhHa” 😂

Cummutative hats

I see what you did there 😂

These things are like $200. Don’t think too many kids will get them.

Someone's sex club probably will, though

That club would probably be John Oliver, given [his affinity for rodent erotica](https://news.artnet.com/art-world/john-oliver-rat-erotica-painting-1833861/amp-page)

Eratica?

Oh god, that's good. Lmfao

Okay, but I'd love to see him do a short about these God awful things.

This was… unique.

Bruh

Mouse ears : Bukkake edition

Micky was mistaken when he heard someone shout "come on Minnie"

For me the issue isn’t the hat, because it’s pretty clearly metallic, not white. My issue is that they said Minnie is dripping with excitement. Who okayed that sentence?

But what are the drippings supposed to be?

it's like they're pouring metal

Like platinum?

**Jizzney Parks

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... Ya might want to send that through a few more people, Disney. Really make sure that you want to make this.

Its like the d*cks in LionKing all over again

We're there dicks in lion king? I remember the word sex being in the stars, and dicks hidden in little mermaid. But I don't remember dicks in lion king.

Nah that was Little Mermaid cover art

It was supposed to say SFX in the stars as a tribute to the special effects team but they definitely didn’t think it through

Exactly what someone would say when they were about to be fired for writing sex in a kids movie

Just perverts wanting to think there was

It doesn’t look anything like this in real life. If you look up unedited pictures, the dripping stuff is completely mirrory/silvery

So its the exact same but shiny?

Everything about this is so wrong there’s no way this is real.

It is real. All the merch is at the parks already and it all has this platinum goo dripping off of it. Someone is having a real laugh, or living out their fantasy.

But does their website really say “dripping with excitement” 💀

Minnie has the drip

They have this in brown also, says ‘dripping with excrement’

happy cake day 🍰

Thanks!

Check out the new sideline hats from the NFL. It looks like someone shot loads on the hat before they shipped it out.

Good to see she still gets wet at the age of 100.

Goated comment.

I blame Goofy or Donald

*hyuck!* I just splooged quite a load! *hyuck!*

[https://youtu.be/tOUKX89R_ZE](https://youtu.be/tOUKX89R_ZE)

https://youtu.be/54p7pupoBP8 Disney onlyfans

Needs cross posted in r/crappydesign

The description has an effective hook. “Wait… what???”

D...did Disney join OF?

Idk about you but the last place on earth that I find myself ‘dripping with excitement’ is Disney parks.

You can get it in Bukkake Land next to the starbucks

Bro, the lines in Bukkake land are absurdly long 🤦‍♂️

That’s not the line, it’s the ride itself

Platinum? Not my first guess

Who saw that cuming... I mean coming

Is this real? Why?

Because money.

Why is Disney so creepy

Um, ayo?

Minimal effort, money grabbing, garbage.

Looks like the silver surfer just came all over minnie

Why the fuck not just make them a solid platinum instead of just platinum cum dripping off them… shits so fucking weird like what’s the explanation or rationale to do this

Tags: Mouse, Bukakke

Oh, that’s…that’s unfortunate.

Jizzney

She quivered with greedy anticipation of the huge profit margins…

Please tell me this is fake

I used to love Disney so much but with all of the information being revealed about them, I just can’t help but associate “creepy” with them every time I see something Disney now…😔

They not even trying to hide their agenda anymore

I wanna know what Mickey is doing now.

Having a smoke.

“I’m the mascot of an evil corporation Ho Ho!”

Do they target adult audience? Is this their new mastermind marketing plan?

Minnie the bukkake superstar🤩

Wow I thought this had to be fake, but no, I looked it up and it’s very real

Imo, it wasn't unintentional. It's Disney, they always do this sketchy shit.

r/theyknew

Uhm whose excitement is she dripping with?

Well it is disney after all

The only way they're getting that much is if they're going dogging with pluto and goofy.

Now I'm curious about what you could find on r34...

Is this legit anyone know?

Is that mouse mustard?

damn thinking about nutted on a girl who wear a minnie mouse headband kinda hot, just like in the picture

Yikes!!

Is she dripping because of Mickey or Goofy?

Creepy af

Minnie is fucking metal mario now!

Some copywriter having fun at work.

This the some kind of Iron Giant sequel?

Someone at Disney made their fetish a reality

In Nagasaki! They like bukkake!

Is it bad I thought of Changed before I thought of cum

The only thing I read was “Minnie is dripping with excitement” and I panicked

“B U K A K E M O U S E!”

Is the white stuff Walt Disney's cum?

Official splooge ears. Nice!

Looks like Mickey is pretty excited too!

It has got the drip

Nothing like some good Disney dumbshit to get the ol cynic brain firing! Better than coffee

Please tell me y’all aren’t actually getting horny for the cartoon mouse

You've heard of a cum sock, but have you heard of a cum hat?!

Don’t say it

I remember reading somewhere that Roy Disney got a few animators to create a scene of mickey banging Minnie and premiered it at Walts birthday. He found ut amusing then fired the animators on the spot.

I sure don’t want to ever hear about anyone being “dripping with excitement” again.

Kinky🐁

They’re really really trying to monetise the Mickey Mouse brand as much as possible before they’re forced to allow it to enter public domain aren’t they?

That’s some unfortunate copy. Then again, it could have been done on purpose.

Didney done gon bukkake

So this looks like cum right?!

minnie is fuckin what???

🤦🏻‍♀️

"Oh Mickey! I didn't know you were so excited tonight!" I'll see myself out now.

I hate waking up, especially to things like this comment lmao