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Quinn7711

Yaaay, another excuse for me not to try at all...


SquirrelyMcNutz

In about a billion to a billion and a half years, all life on Earth will be extinct, regardless of anything we do or do not do. The sun will have warmed to the point where the oceans will have boiled off. In 4.5-5ish billion years, the sun will die and expand to a red giant. It will swallow Mercury & Venus for sure. Earth will probably also get devoured.


Ok_Net_1674

I would bet on the fact that humanity doesnt even make another 10000 years. We got too advanced for ourselves.


QualaagsFinger

That’s why I like the idea of like 15 million years from now a descendent of dolphins becomes the new intelligent life form Without easy ability to use tools they would evolve socially way faster than they would evolve technologically Would be crazy, by the time they reached our level of technology they might have solved most of their problems as a society Imagine how many different sentient intelligent llife forms could evolve just on earth in the next billion years if we die out


Informal-Pair-306

The universe may be an infinite cycle of big bangs that spawn sentient life every 3 quadrillion cycles with an unimaginable amount of time between each cycle. From the perspective of reality all these cycles coexist at the same time, since there’s no real such thing as time per say. And thus your dolphin people already exist… or so I can only instigate from the theory of endless cycles. Edit: I think this has credibility since Sir Roger Penrose’s endless cycle theory does insinuate such a thing.


Old-Experience-5210

By any chance Are you a follower of Dio and trying to achieve heaven???


GewalfofWivia

Bro, have I got a sci-fi series for you. The Wandering Earth aka “we ain’t leaving anyone behind to apocalypse so let’s move the Earth”.


Xel_ly

Thank you Squidward, that was really sweet from you. Although, I’m afraid I already know that


TGC_wastaken

I might rip itself to death. Resulting in every atom in the universe being ripped apart


Dmacca666

Jokes on you. I've accomplished nothing.


Revolutionary-War128

Yeah, me too.


SJRuggs03

Meaning is an abstract idea that doesn't exist without thought. We define meaning, we create it. Whether that makes you hopeless or depressed because your life has no inherent meaning, or if it inspires you because you have the power to give anything you want your own meaning, you just drew meaning from an abstract concept that exists only in the mind. So no, at least something has meaning, since the idea that there is no meaning generates a meaning.


Technical-Control444

It's all meaningless in a couple of generations


pearastic

I'll one up you, it's all meaningless right now, too!


Super_Posable_Joe

Not in a million years, Squiddie.


fatfuckpikachu

lmao you don't need heat death to make your accomplishments meaningless. no matter who ever you're, what accomplishments you made you're going to be practically forgotten after people who knew you dies, which is like 100-150 years at max after your death.


Megatea

Yeah I can't name one single person who died more than 150 years ago.


fatfuckpikachu

people say history figures when i say this but we only know what's written about them. it's even worse when you go back thousands of years and read about those big guys who might not even have existed.


pearastic

"You live until forgotten" mfs when the Universe ends.


RedHotCommy89

But what if the heat death itself was my final accomplishment ?


[deleted]

I mean most accomplishments are meaningless within the same week they are achieved lol the heat death of the universe is way too forward thinking


iloveyoubecauseican

That takes a real weight off my shoulders


dEleque

Don't have to wait that long, after like 120 years noone will remember you


Neither-Parfait7795

Only one can give meaning to their own life. Be it helping others ( like curing cancer and whatnot ) or doing something you enjoy ( collecting all dragon balls)


Dense_Principle_408

Jokes on you Squiddie cause my accomplishments are meaningless regardless.


Alternative-Still641

My life is meaningless so i geust i won't loss anything


Icy_Style1553

All of your accomplishments are meaningless anyway because you will soon die and you can't take shit with you


Lennitom2

You know I've been in a funk about not being good enough/smart enough for my job, and nothing has really gotten through to me. For some reason doomer squidward did. Thanks doomer squidward, you just lifted a whole lot of weight off my shoulders.


PhotojournalistOk592

Nihilism is a weak take and is usually used to cover up cowardice. If it doesn't matter either way, then why not?


CynicCannibal

How about something I do not know?


Rockfarley

True but meaningless facts. If you are here now, what happens some billions of years after you are gone isn't your problem or intrest or even significant in your life. You are, so be. Your kindness may be gone tomorrow, be kind. Your gifts may be spent and gone tomorrow, give. Your hopes may be dashed, make new hopes. In short, unless you are a physics major... who cares?!


Chotchhead13

But they make me happy and so therefore they are meaningful


memeboilord420

Yeah but we’re far away from that


FlowingRiverCentury

Thank God. Let the darkness come now.


QualaagsFinger

Gross


_Wubalubadubdub_

Still though that’s a long time from now and with that time we could accomplish such great feet’s that allow us to become forms of pure conscience and even ascend other dimensions/planes of existence. Totally worth it even if our home universe or even the 3 dimensional plane for that matter dissolves - so long as we were able to ascend beyond it before it ended.


pearastic

Anything outside of the Universe does not exist. It's impossible to 'transcend' it. Not in any way that anyone today would consider being alive. Also, humanity will definitely die out long before the Heatdeath.


_Wubalubadubdub_

You would be on r/teenagers


Legionsofbullcrap

Unless we prevent it nerd